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cantnokdahustle
08/14/04, 12:53 PM
".....My New Oreck Vacuum of course"


ok, list the products you are/will boycott, for the sheer fact of their advertising.


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1) Oreck Vacuums (the most sexist commercial this side of Miller)
2) Fanta (the song alone is..........ahh)
3)Chrysler ( Celine. Deion.)
4)Dodge (HEMI....)
5)Ballpark Franks ("Girthy") I don't eat hot dogs anyway.

im sure there's more.....
mwhpunk
08/14/04, 01:54 PM
".....My New Oreck Vacuum of course"


ok, list the products you are/will boycott, for the sheer fact of their advertising.


____
1) Oreck Vacuums (the most sexist commercial this side of Miller)
2) Fanta (the song alone is..........ahh)
3)Chrysler ( Celine. Deion.)
4)Dodge (HEMI....)
5)Ballpark Franks ("Girthy") I don't eat hot dogs anyway.

im sure there's more.....
i'm glad to see this thread has gone far:D
Love As Arson
08/14/04, 03:19 PM
What do women really want?

Me.
The Bled 13
08/14/04, 06:37 PM
I wish I could kill the people that made that god damn fucking Fanta commercial. I hate that shit.
ohlookitspaul
08/14/04, 06:39 PM
I agree, I refuse to drink Fanta or use Oreck vacuums.
BrandNew20
08/14/04, 07:16 PM
1) The George Forman Grill
2) That Exersice machine, the Gazzelle or whatever, where that guy with the long blonde ponytail just shouts about the machine
3) McDonalds
4) Red Bull
5) Enzyete
ohlookitspaul
08/14/04, 07:43 PM
dude...the foreman grill is awesome. i have one.
The Bled 13
08/14/04, 07:47 PM
How is Oreck sexist? I've never seen it...
BrandNew20
08/14/04, 07:48 PM
dude...the foreman grill is awesome. i have one.

yeah, that was really more of a joke, but the gazzelle really does scare me, that guy is a creep.
cantnokdahustle
08/14/04, 07:51 PM
How is Oreck sexist? I've never seen it...

the thread title and first line of the thread is the entire Oreck commercial.

"What do women really want?" (says old white man)
"My New Oreck Vacuum of course" (answers the same old white man).
The Bled 13
08/14/04, 07:51 PM
Haha hm, I see.
The Bled 13
08/14/04, 07:52 PM
In-N-Out eh? A little Clockwork Orange reference?
cantnokdahustle
08/14/04, 07:55 PM
^ I know what your saying, but no. it's my biggest weakness, i usually don't eat meat, but when i am in Vegas, Zona, or Southern California I cease to be a vegy lover.
worldstheory
08/14/04, 07:56 PM
dude...the foreman grill is awesome. i have one.
HA, back when the George Foreman grill first came out, I saw an infomercial for it, and during the break, they were getting comments from people in the audience, and this one old lady said, "I'm not really sure what it is, but if George Foreman is involved, it HAS to be good!"
The Bled 13
08/14/04, 07:59 PM
Hm, I see. Haha. Have you ever seen Clockwork Orange?
piebaldkid42
08/14/04, 08:27 PM
every erectile disfunction ad, because they show them way too much
StartingLine182
08/14/04, 08:31 PM
every erectile disfunction ad, because they show them way too much


"Joe did you get a haircut?"
"No"
"Is it a new shirt?"
"No, nope this old thing"
"Well what is it then?"
"I can get a boner now"
piebaldkid42
08/14/04, 08:35 PM
"Joe did you get a haircut?"
"No"
"Is it a new shirt?"
"No, nope this old thing"
"Well what is it then?"
"I can get a boner now"
hahah nice
cantnokdahustle
08/14/04, 08:37 PM
Hm, I see. Haha. Have you ever seen Clockwork Orange?


Yes, I loved the book, i'm a big Anthony Burgess fan. the film was classic.
worldstheory
08/14/04, 08:40 PM
"Joe did you get a haircut?"
"No"
"Is it a new shirt?"
"No, nope this old thing"
"Well what is it then?"
"I can get a boner now"
That reminds me of a MADtv skit I saw a while back. There was a guy walking around his office with an obvious boner. And all of his co-workers are asking questions like "Is THAT a new tie?" "Nope!" It gets even better when he accidentally knocks things off his desk with his giant boner.
BustaNutz
08/14/04, 10:30 PM
every erectile disfunction ad, because they show them way too much

Haha, read this.

Leave My Penis Alone! (http://knifeparty.com/cutenews/show_archives.php?subaction=showful l&id=1086839323&archive=&start_from=&ucat=1&)
Coronary Parasite
08/14/04, 10:39 PM
Haha, read this.

Leave My Penis Alone! (http://knifeparty.com/cutenews/show_archives.php?subaction=showful l&id=1086839323&archive=&start_from=&ucat=1&)
haha that's great


i forgot about those stupid "warming ky" commercials, god i hate that, if your guy needs that to want to have sex, you must be a pig and if a girl needs it to want to have sex her dude must be really bad in bed
ghostyouare
08/15/04, 01:34 AM
Whoa dude, if you were a true red sox's fan you would enjoy the yankees getting the shite kicked out of them more then the red sox them selves.
I love redsox.