good sex moves (talk about them here)

[youareallfreaks]

you know you want to.

[YearsGoneBy]

ive got none..no experience

[dretti]

i'm not sharing any secrets.....


but i give you points because dane cook is fucking hilarious

[SingleDoubt]

it used to turn my girlfriend on SO much when i tickled her... pretty sweet :wink3:

[BuriedAlive]

i didnt have any... i guess i didnt need any haha.

[mirtizzle]

donkey punch

[firecrackermank]

no idea.

[youareallfreaks]

donkey punch

i'll have to agree with you. along with the rusty fisherman, the manhattan steamer, and the chili dog.

[richter915]

DIRTY SANZCHEZ!

the most lovable mexican.

[ohlookitspaul]

pearl necklace?

[CROMagnon]

DIRTY SANZCHEZ!

the most lovable mexican.
damn dude, you beat me to it

[MaybeOneDay]

if you're into weird sick shit:

dirty sanchez, hot carl, poo curtains, brown tie affair

or if you feel like getting really wild and crazy, try sticking your penis in your girls vagina.

[Bishop]

There is no "best" sex move. There's only what you enjoy and what is best for you.

[youareallfreaks]

There is no "best" sex move. There's only what you enjoy and what is best for you.

hence the thread title is "good" sex moves, but it seems to be turning into disgusting sex moves with funny names.

[MaybeOneDay]

hence the thread title is "good" sex moves, but it seems to be turning into disgusting sex moves with funny names.
Who says disgusting sex moves with funny names can't be good ?

[Frank Giaramita]

if that was me id be like "no no no you fix that wall before my dad gets home from work and beats me with a belt, he's not going to believe a talking bowl of fruit punch came in here"

[youareallfreaks]

Who says disgusting sex moves with funny names can't be good ?

well, if you're into that sort of thing (ie - you're doin a girl doggy style, and you stick your finger in her ass, then hook her cheek while yelling "THE RUSTY FISHERMAN!!!") . . . well then, it's good.

[MaybeOneDay]

well, if you're into that sort of thing (ie - you're doin a girl doggy style, and you stick your finger in her ass, then hook her cheek while yelling "THE RUSTY FISHERMAN!!!") . . . well then, it's good.
Yes, that one would be hot.

[ohlookitspaul]

i don't mind just good ol' missionary.

[Love As Arson]

If you guys want tips on good sex moves, you should go to your local Catholic church, and talk to the priest there. Of course all his moves are suited for those who are a lot smaller than him, but I'm sure with some adjustments you will be alright.

[MaybeOneDay]

If you guys want tips on good sex moves, you should go to your local Catholic church, and talk to the priest there. Of course all his moves are suited for those who are a lot smaller than him, but I'm sure with some adjustments you will be alright.
Hahahahahaha.

[dretti]

fuck this game. you win grandma!


fuck you grandpa, grandma is a cheating whore!

[MaybeOneDay]

Poo curtains- Fuck the chick in the ass until her shit is on your dick. Then smear it down her pussy.

Brown Tie Affair- Repeat step one of Poo Curtains. Then tit fuck her.

[MaybeOneDay]

I used to know what a Hot Carl was, but for some reason my mind is failing me at the moment. As for Chili Dog, no idea. Never heard of that.

[EMO-tionRomance]

Poo curtains- Fuck the chick in the ass until her shit is on your dick. Then smear it down her pussy.

Brown Tie Affair- Repeat step one of Poo Curtains. Then tit fuck her.
Wow.

Fuckin' disgusting. :lipsrseal

[MaybeOneDay]

Yeah, don't ask where I learnt about those from. I'm a twisted, twisted person.

[MrChainsaw389]

The better question is; what is the most crazy/gross sex position you've actually done?

[SingleDoubt]

The better question is; what is the most crazy/gross sex position you've actually done?
does anyone have the balls to actually tell everyone?

[unwantedsoul]

personally, chains or bondage straps. i love chaining people and rapeing them and people seem to love to chain me and rape me. or wrestling. trust me if you start you wont be able to stop. it's so fun besides you get stronger, you get a workout, AND you get to be close to your boyfriend. i remember my ex boyfriend would get mad because i was stronger than him. lol. i wrestled him so much. now i can like beat ANY guy at wrestling. or if your a guy then if you have a boner pin your chick down to the ground and put your boner by her pussy and push forward. trust me it feels good and makes you horny if your a girl. then make out with them and you will get even hornier (its also a good way to get your girlfriend horny!)

[MrChainsaw389]

Whoa now..

[MrChainsaw389]

I've never actually had sex, but I've done 69...I guess that might be considered a wierd position?

[_astheruinfalls]

Arabian sandman and Shirly Temple are my two favorites.

[_astheruinfalls]

Texas Chili Dog- Shit on the girls chest and tit fuck her.

Hot Karl ( I think ) is the same as a German Sheizschenksjgh. Where the girl shits on the guys chest after sex.

[MrChainsaw389]

Arabian sandman and Shirly Temple are my two favorites.

For the unexperience, you're going to have to explain what they are.

[I<3mxpx]

aiight who the fuck is tryin to get advise on good porn movies.....i bet the person who posted this thread is a fat ass loser that cant get any pussy worth a shit...So y dont you just get out there and try to get some pussy you fat assed loser. And everyone in here thats givving advise gives shitty advise...ill tell you wat. LATA ***S!!!!!!!!!!

[_astheruinfalls]

For the unexperience, you're going to have to explain what they are.
Arabian sandman-when someone is sleeping, you come on their eyes. So when they wake up they can't open their eyes.

Shirley Temple-you can either start out fucking or girl or have her give you head...but when you are about to come you punch her in the nose and come on her face. ( My mistake, it's called a strawberry shortcake. )

[Brit_Ben]

ha mate thats classic!!!!

best is to shag ur bird in the arse because
a: its warmer
b: its tighter
and c: its more demeeming to women :lol2:

just jokeing............

[Humres0083]

Anyone familiar with the Rodeo?

[Jim Morgan]

good sex move?

punch your partner in the face.

[Zeran]

it's been my experience that chicks like it when you don't just make out with them or feel their boobs or just fuck them. try kissing other parts of their body, like their neck or shoulder, or ear. also if you're good at it, chicks dig the muff diving.


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