Places to fuck

[HelpMeSleep]

So I won't get an apartment for a few months. And I live at home with my parents and so does this guy.

Any ideas of places to fuck besides parks and cars? lol

[SwishMX48]

Church?

[jusscali]

st0p being a pussy and just d0 it there...

[JJJ]

movies, changing rooms at retail stores, bathroom.

[dodge_3001]

a cheap motel room will do

[Markus1186]

whats wrong with bangin' in the house. avoid a creeky bed by using the floor.

[bigblue2015]

my house.

/thread.

[brandnew741]

a cemetery.

[billyboatkid]

Everywhere and anywhere!!!

I sure love fuckin' lol

[Mirrorsandfevers]

Dumpsters.

[spansen]

So I won't get an apartment for a few months. And I live at home with my parents and so does this guy.

Any ideas of places to fuck besides parks and cars? lol
It's really not hard to work around at all. Just need the right room, or to be up late enough.

[3mpire]

Just do it somewhere that won't make a lot of noise, i.e. a creaky bed, late at night at yours or his parents house.

[Joe DeAndrea]

Is this your ex-boyfriend? :eyebrow:

[thespearkid]

In the ass.

[HelpMeSleep]

It's really not hard to work around at all. Just need the right room, or to be up late enough.
It actually is with my house. My parents set an alarm every night and you can't get in or out unless you know the code (which I don't) so the only way would be for a guy to sneak in before it's set and spend the night and then sneak out the next day. And my room is the one that's right up against my parents.

[HelpMeSleep]

Is this your ex-boyfriend? :eyebrow:
:whistle:

[Mirrorsandfevers]

It actually is with my house. My parents set an alarm every night and you can't get in or out unless you know the code (which I don't) so the only way would be for a guy to sneak in before it's set and spend the night and then sneak out the next day. And my room is the one that's right up against my parents.

Come in the house when you know the alarm hasn't been set yet, but your parents are in their room/about to sleep, and bring your boy in right behind you.

Basically, go incognito.

[Joe DeAndrea]

:whistle:

BAD! :smackhim:

[spansen]

It actually is with my house. My parents set an alarm every night and you can't get in or out unless you know the code (which I don't) so the only way would be for a guy to sneak in before it's set and spend the night and then sneak out the next day. And my room is the one that's right up against my parents.

Pretty much, your parents suck.

[spansen]

BAD! :smackhim:
Seconded.

[anamericangod]

Waffle House

[4N6 science]

best place to fuck is in the dairy section of walmart.

[spansen]

lolz

[Mirrorsandfevers]

Mattress Store

[4N6 science]

haha ^

[HelpMeSleep]

BAD! :smackhim:
:shrug:

Pretty much, your parents suck.
Basically they do. Hence the need for an apartment.

[4N6 science]

have sex in your parents bed.

[Sargent Sausage]

have sex on a black mans anus

[3mpire]

Your parents seriously suck.

[TK]

Movie theaters, bathrooms, walmart, friend's places

[4N6 science]

join the mile high club.

[HelpMeSleep]

a cheap motel room will do
That would be fine with me as long as we either split it or he paid for it. But he's my ex and we're not together anymore so he wouldn't stay the whole night anyway.

my house.

/thread.
Oh really?

Everywhere and anywhere!!!

I sure love fuckin' lol
Works for me. :-)

In the ass.
I don't do anal.

Come in the house when you know the alarm hasn't been set yet, but your parents are in their room/about to sleep, and bring your boy in right behind you.

Basically, go incognito.
See, I had that all planned out one time when we were together and he fucking blew it. Now we're not together, so the staying for the whole night thing doesn't really work.

Your parents seriously suck.
:nod:

[HelpMeSleep]

Movie theaters, bathrooms, walmart, friend's places
Walmart is "a family store"! That's why they only have clean versions of albums there.

The movie theater thing would probably require us to actually go to a movie together which isn't likely to happen since that would be like a date.

join the mile high club.
I intend to someday.

[spansen]

That would be fine with me as long as we either split it or he paid for it. But he's my ex and we're not together anymore so he wouldn't stay the whole night anyway.

That is in itself a problem.

[thespearkid]

I don't do anal.
:nod:

In Soviet Russia, anal does you.

[Joe DeAndrea]

How the hell would you even get something like that done in a movie theater?

[spansen]

How the hell would you even get something like that done in a movie theater?
It'd depend on the movie, or the showtime.

Earlier this summer I saw a movie with my friend and she and I were two of three people in the theater.

[HelpMeSleep]

That is in itself a problem.
I tend to agree. But, that's what I can get from him...

In Soviet Russia, anal does you.
Good thing I'm from CA then.

How the hell would you even get something like that done in a movie theater?
I actually don't know. I've never attempted it.

[4N6 science]

I intend to someday.

maybe we'll be on the same flight one day.

[Mirrorsandfevers]

It'd depend on the movie, or the showtime.

Earlier this summer I saw a movie with my friend and she and I were two of three people in the theater.

She did the other guy, didn't she?

[spansen]

She did the other guy, didn't she?
Ha. no.. But we both joked that the one person was sent in to make sure we didn't do anything..

[HelpMeSleep]

She did the other guy, didn't she?
Ouch.

maybe we'll be on the same flight one day.
That's a novel idea. ;-)

[TK]

How the hell would you even get something like that done in a movie theater?

You do it before the movie starts. Go to a really shitty movie, and get there an hour before showtime.

[GoWaitInTheCar]

Can't you sneak him in and just give and receive oral sex? Beggars can't be choosers.

[Joe DeAndrea]

I challenge someone to get it done during a 7pm showing of The Dark Knight on a Friday.

[spansen]

You do it before the movie starts. Go to a really shitty movie, and get there an hour before showtime.
Since when do theaters let anyone in that early?

[TK]

Walmart is "a family store"! That's why they only have clean versions of albums there.

The movie theater thing would probably require us to actually go to a movie together which isn't likely to happen since that would be like a date.


I intend to someday.

Uh, cheap hotel then? Or just outside or in a garage or basement.

[HelpMeSleep]

Can't you sneak him in and just give and receive oral sex? Beggers can't be choosers.
I'm not a beggar...

I decided I don't want to give him head when we're not in a relationship. It's just... annoying.
Although, let's see if I actually hold to that. I said I wasn't going to hook up with him either.

[TK]

Since when do theaters let anyone in that early?

They do here. I've managed it once, although I know people who do it only there. Maybe Oklahoma is just movie sex friendly.

[HelpMeSleep]

Uh, cheap hotel then? Or just outside or in a garage or basement.
We're doing a cheap hotel, I think...

Also, no one has basements here... that I'm aware of.

[GoWaitInTheCar]

Wait a second..

You are the same girl who made the thread about her ex. You are pathetic as hell.

[4N6 science]

That's a novel idea. ;-)

yeah I like to think outside the box.

[HelpMeSleep]

Wait a second..

You are the same girl who made the thread about her ex. You are pathetic as hell.
:efu:

You're probably ugly.

[TK]

We're doing a cheap hotel, I think...

Also, no one has basements here... that I'm aware of.

Who's paying?

[infamous_alias]

In Soviet Russia, anal does you.

Hahahaha...quality post!

[Giant Broccoli]

get a telly

/thread

[GoWaitInTheCar]

:efu:

You're probably ugly.

You made a huge deal on how your ex boyfriend is a tool for paying you 40 dollars to hook up with him and then you go ahead and do it. I hope you get pregnant. You owe it to yourself.

P.S. I look like a piece of shit. See my profile.

[Roboman]

Lolz at all the "but that would be a date" or "we can't do that because we aren't together anymore".

[HelpMeSleep]

Who's paying?
Splitting it.

You made a huge deal on how your ex boyfriend is a tool for paying you 40 dollars to hook up with him and then you go ahead and do it. I hope you get pregnant. You owe it to yourself.

P.S. I look like a piece of shit. See my profile.
I was pissed at the time. Now, it's like whatever. I never got over him. Sue me.

[HelpMeSleep]

Lolz at all the "but that would be a date" or "we can't do that because we aren't together anymore".
Well, we're not going to spend a night together. That's the way it is.

[GoWaitInTheCar]

Splitting it.


I was pissed at the time. Now, it's like whatever. I never got over him. Sue me.

Well, it seems as though you aren't into him, you are just into "fucking" him. It's obvious that you aren't proud of that either, meaning that you know you shouldn't be doing it. Stop being a statistic and go out there and find a man to treat you like a human being and not a whore. Grow up.

[HelpMeSleep]

Well, it seems as though you aren't into him, you are just into "fucking" him. It's obvious that you aren't proud of that either, meaning that you know you shouldn't be doing it. Stop being a statistic and go out there and find a man to treat you like a human being and not a whore. Grow up.
I am into him. That other thread you were talking about... it's filled with me talking about how I miss him. I'm not necessarily proud of it, because I'd rather date him then fuck him. But if I felt that bad about it, I wouldn't write about it on here, so it's obviously not that either. Plenty of people hook up with people... atleast I'm not fucking multiple guys and know I don't have anything STD wise.

[wtfmates]

I used to do it inside my house when my parents weren't home, but there's always changing rooms, as has already been said, any bathroom at any establishment that allows you to lock bathroom doors, hell even at places that just have stalls, at a friends house, outside somewhere secluded, and I'm sure there are tons of other places where you can get down and dirty.

[HelpMeSleep]

Went with the hotel after all. :-)

[4N6 science]

Went with the hotel after all. :-)

hahah classy.. make sure to send me the story.

[HelpMeSleep]

hahah classy.. make sure to send me the story.
Haha sure thing. We already did it and then went home to have dinner with our families and then we're going back lol.

[HelpMeSleep]

I used to do it inside my house when my parents weren't home, but there's always changing rooms, as has already been said, any bathroom at any establishment that allows you to lock bathroom doors, hell even at places that just have stalls, at a friends house, outside somewhere secluded, and I'm sure there are tons of other places where you can get down and dirty.
That's what we usually do at his house. But we could do it at mine too. Just both our families were home today/tonight. I'm waiting for when everyone at my house has their soccer games. I wanna use my pool too haha.

[4N6 science]

Haha sure thing. We already did it and then went home to have dinner with our families and then we're going back lol.

how did you get a hotel? I thought you had to be 21 or something to get it for the night.. You're a riot..

[HelpMeSleep]

how did you get a hotel? I thought you had to be 21 or something to get it for the night.. You're a riot..
Haha. Nope. Apparently not. I booked a hotel (actually a nice ass one) when I went down to Bamboozle Left this spring. I was freaking out that I wouldn't be able to book one and it worked out fine... our room even came with a shitload of alcohol! haha

This one's pretty shitty though... but it works. It's like 5 minutes from each of our houses. I was like paranoid someone in my family would drive by and see my car in the parking lot and be like WTF haha.

[4N6 science]

Haha. Nope. Apparently not. I booked a hotel (actually a nice ass one) when I went down to Bamboozle Left this spring. I was freaking out that I wouldn't be able to book one and it worked out fine... our room even came with a shitload of alcohol! haha

This one's pretty shitty though... but it works. It's like 5 minutes from each of our houses. I was like paranoid someone in my family would drive by and see my car in the parking lot and be like WTF haha.

I wish I did that once when I was younger. I'm glad you're creating a story you can tell everyone here and at home.

[GoWaitInTheCar]

If any of you guys support this, you are idiots also.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

Speaking of sex in a park tonight my friend and I went to the local fuck park and circled this steamy car with my lights off like 5 times. Then pulled up next to them and turned on my brights. Shock of their fucking life. Then sped off.

[4N6 science]

If any of you guys support this, you are idiots also.

I don't care what she does and neither should you.

[4N6 science]

Speaking of sex in a park tonight my friend and I went to the local fuck park and circled this steamy car with my lights off like 5 times. Then pulled up next to them and turned on my brights. Shock of their fucking life. Then sped off.

haha nice Nikki... I guess that guy blew his load prematurely..

[GoWaitInTheCar]

I don't care what she does and neither should you.

What if she was your sister? I'd bet you'd be laughing then right?

It's not about caring, it's about being a responsible human being. It's pathetic to fuck your ex boyfriend in a sleazy hotel room secretly, are you kidding me right now?

[4N6 science]

What if she was your sister? I'd bet you'd be laughing then right?

It's not about caring, it's about being a responsible human being. It's pathetic to fuck your ex boyfriend in a sleazy hotel room secretly, are kidding me right now?

she's not my sister.. so it doesn't matter.

Why care though let people do what they want, cause they're going to do it regardless, so it's pointless to get agitated by it.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

haha nice Nikki... I guess that guy blew his load prematurely..

I was minding my own business rolling a joint when I spotted it. So after I finished I lite that bad boy up and did it. The girl like looked up and I shinned my brights right in her eyes.

[HelpMeSleep]

I wish I did that once when I was younger. I'm glad you're creating a story you can tell everyone here and at home.
Haha. Well, you only live once right. :-)

If any of you guys support this, you are idiots also.
If you don't save yourself for marriage then you're going to hell.

Speaking of sex in a park tonight my friend and I went to the local fuck park and circled this steamy car with my lights off like 5 times. Then pulled up next to them and turned on my brights. Shock of their fucking life. Then sped off.
Lol that's funny. My friends did something like that to a girl we used to be friends with and her boyfriend like 3 years ago and they still tell that story.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

she's not my sister.. so it doesn't matter.

Why care though let people do what they want, cause they're going to do it regardless, so it's pointless to get agitated by it.

exactly what my thread was about. Not caring what people do.

[4N6 science]

I was minding my own business rolling a joint when I spotted it. So after I finished I lite that bad boy up and did it. The girl like looked up and I shinned my brights right in her eyes.

awesome.. another great story from you.

exactly what my thread was about. Not caring what people do.

yeah it's obvious that I agree with your point of view.

[HelpMeSleep]

What if she was your sister? I'd bet you'd be laughing then right?

It's not about caring, it's about being a responsible human being. It's pathetic to fuck your ex boyfriend in a sleazy hotel room secretly, are you kidding me right now?
It's pathetic to be so concerned about what some random girl on the internet does and to be so fucking judgemental. Get over it. :rolleyes:

I'm an adult. I can make my own decisions.

[GoWaitInTheCar]

she's not my sister.. so it doesn't matter.

Why care though let people do what they want, cause they're going to do it regardless, so it's pointless to get agitated by it.

You didn't answer my question. What if she was your sister, would you support her actions then? What if she was a girl you were interested in and she came over to you and said "I just fucked my ex in a sleazy hotel room. Lolz." How would you feel? Just because she has no connections with you, doesn't mean ignore it because it's funny. This mentally is what fuels such things.

Your mom wants to fuck her ex in a hotel room, who cares though right? She's going to do it regardless.

[4N6 science]

It's pathetic to be so concerned about what some random girl on the internet does and to be so fucking judgemental. Get over it. :rolleyes:

I'm an adult. I can make my own decisions.

point, set and match.

[GoWaitInTheCar]

It's pathetic to be so concerned about what some random girl on the internet does and to be so fucking judgemental. Get over it. :rolleyes:

I'm an adult. I can make my own decisions.

That is not an adult decision at all. I am not concerned, I am merely saying it's dumb as fuck to do, and even worse to support it. This is why adults think our generation is mindless, because of situations like this.

It has nothing to do about saving yourself for marriage, I do not support that statement, nor any sort of religion. It's all about morals you set for yourself, and you sadly don't have any.

[4N6 science]

You didn't answer my question. What if she was your sister, would you support her actions then? What if she was a girl you were interested in and she came over to you and said "I just fucked my ex in a sleazy hotel room. Lolz." How would you feel? Just because she has no connections with you, doesn't mean ignore it because it's funny. This mentally is what fuels such things.

Your mom wants to fuck her ex in a hotel room, who cares though right? She's going to do it regardless.

why so serious?


you got to lighten up man. It's the fucking internet.

I will say you're right if it was someone I knew I would probably think differently but I don't know her so I'm not going to get all moral on her and question what she's doing.

[HelpMeSleep]

point, set and match.
Haha. Except I'm off to go be "pathetic" for the night, so that's all I have to say for now.

[4N6 science]

Haha. Except I'm off to go be "pathetic" for the night, so that's all I have to say for now.

I don't care. Have fun. I know if I was in your shoes I'd probably be doing the same thing.

[GoWaitInTheCar]

why so serious?


you got to lighten up man. It's the fucking internet.

I will say you're right if it was someone I knew I would probably think differently but I don't know her so I'm not going to get all moral on her and question what she's doing.

I'm as goofy as they come, believe me. I'm not a serious guy. It's just sad to see people supporting such dumb fucking behavior.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

awesome.. another great story from you.



yeah it's obvious that I agree with your point of view.

then the car turned on it's lights and pulled out and I fucking booked. I was not going to stick around to see what happened for ruining their little fuck ses.

[GoWaitInTheCar]

Haha. Except I'm off to go be "pathetic" for the night, so that's all I have to say for now.

Tell me, in all honesty, how that isn't.

[HelpMeSleep]

That is not an adult decision at all. I am not concerned, I am merely saying it's dumb as fuck to do, and even worse to support it. This is why adults think our generation is mindless, because of situations like this.

It has nothing to do about saving yourself for marriage, I do not support that statement, nor any sort of religion. It's all about morals you set for yourself, and you sadly don't have any.
:hitself:

I definitely have morals, genius. Just because they're different from yours doesn't mean they're nonexistent. Get a clue.

Also, seriously... I didn't lose my virginity until after my first year of college, and I've slept with one guy. I'm a real whore. :rolleyes:

[4N6 science]

I'm as goofy as they come, believe me. I'm not a serious guy. It's just sad to see people supporting such dumb fucking behavior.

Yeah..it is sad. But it doesn't matter. People say whatever cause they don't care. Let her do what she wants.

then the car turned on it's lights and pulled out and I fucking booked. I was not going to stick around to see what happened for ruining their little fuck ses.

yeah that guy probably was mad cause you probably made him cum on himself.

[4N6 science]

:hitself:

I definitely have morals, genius. Just because they're different from yours doesn't mean they're nonexistent. Get a clue.

Also, seriously... I didn't lose my virginity until after my first year of college, and I've slept with one guy. I'm a real whore. :rolleyes:

OMG ONE GUY!!! WTF you're a slut

[GoWaitInTheCar]

Did you get money for it?

[Fallinto_rhythm]

:hitself:

I definitely have morals, genius. Just because they're different from yours doesn't mean they're nonexistent. Get a clue.

Also, seriously... I didn't lose my virginity until after my first year of college, and I've slept with one guy. I'm a real whore. :rolleyes: wow good for you.

Yeah..it is sad. But it doesn't matter. People say whatever cause they don't care. Let her do what she wants.



yeah that guy probably was mad cause you probably made him cum on himself.
sucks for that guy.

[4N6 science]

haha good question.

[4N6 science]

wow good for you.


sucks for that guy.

yeah pretty much that's not a good feeling.

[GoWaitInTheCar]

I completely ignored the fact that her username is LiarsTurnMeOn..

[argg_xo]

do it in back alleys downtown detroit.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

yeah pretty much that's not a good feeling.

thankfully I don't know.

[4N6 science]

I completely ignored the fact that her username is LiarsTurnMeOn..

yeah......

do it in back alleys downtown detroit.

she already picked the motel, and fucked there and now went back for rounds 2,3,4,5,6,7 and 8.

thankfully I don't know.

yeah lucky you.

[argg_xo]

yeah......



she already picked the motel, and fucked there and now went back for rounds 2,3,4,5,6,7 and 8.



yeah lucky you.

i was just giving a suggestion since alley ways are free and all.

[4N6 science]

i was just giving a suggestion since alley ways are free and all.
oh I know, I just wanted to notify you of her choice.

I would've picked the walmart bathroom personally.

[argg_xo]

oh I know, I just wanted to notify you of her choice.

I would've picked the walmart bathroom personally.

hahaha. i would have picked the detroit/windsor tunnel or the hotel room in canada your friends got so you could crash their while drinking/dancing.

[4N6 science]

hahaha. i would have picked the detroit/windsor tunnel or the hotel room in canada your friends got so you could crash their while drinking/dancing.

interesting choices do any of them involve me in there?

[argg_xo]

interesting choices do any of them involve me in there?

well, since we are both of legal drinking age in the states, we don't really have to go to canada. and my car always gets searched on the way back, that kills your buzz/mood right there.

[4N6 science]

well, since we are both of legal drinking age in the states, we don't really have to go to canada. and my car always gets searched on the way back, that kills your buzz/mood right there.

yeah I went into the FBI files cause I have that power and apparently you're on a list of people who they FBI thinks smuggles puppies into the US from canada.

[argg_xo]

yeah I went into the FBI files cause I have that power and apparently you're on a list of people who they FBI thinks smuggles puppies into the US from canada.

guilty as charged! i always thought it was because on the way back over the border they always ask "what state are you going to?" and i usually answer "america."

[4N6 science]

guilty as charged! i always thought it was because on the way back over the border they always ask "what state are you going to?" and i usually answer "america."

ahh good one!

[argg_xo]

ahh good one!

the last time they searced my trunk they only found some hula hoops and a hello kitty thermos.

[4N6 science]

the last time they searced my trunk they only found some hula hoops and a hello kitty thermos.

you drive a truck? what kind?

lol @ the hello kitty thermos.

[argg_xo]

you drive a truck? what kind?

lol @ the hello kitty thermos.

*trunk, as in the trunk of my car......and i still have hula hoops and a hello kitty thermos in there.

[4N6 science]

*trunk, as in the trunk of my car......and i still have hula hoops and a hello kitty thermos in there.

oh wow.. You can certainly tell I am a senior in college because of my superb reading skills..
gotcha.

[Yellow]

I agree with everything GoWaitInTheCar has said.

I know you agree too.

Stop selling yourself short.

[4N6 science]

we're having a serious convo here!

[argg_xo]

oh wow.. You can certainly tell I am a senior in college because of my superb reading skills..
gotcha.

i had a feeling you read that really fast. i think puppy face helped me not get searched too thoroughly.

[4N6 science]

i had a feeling you read that really fast. i think puppy face helped me not get searched too thoroughly.

I still haven't seen this so called puppy face.


you know the drill pics or it didn't happen.

[argg_xo]

I still haven't seen this so called puppy face.


you know the drill pics or it didn't happen.

puppy face is hard to do by yourself on a cell phone! hahaha. i think i have a few on myspace......

[4N6 science]

puppy face is hard to do by yourself on a cell phone! hahaha. i think i have a few on myspace......

link? its a lot of work opening a new thing and clicking things to see.

[Yellow]

we're having a serious convo here!
I'm sorry!

I noticed you flirt with a lot of girls on ap. :-d

[4N6 science]

I'm sorry!

I noticed you flirt with a lot of girls on ap. :-d

you're not the first to tell me that..

what's your name btw? and why no pics?

[Roboman]

Annnnnnd another.

[Willy McFurgle]

do it in your crazy neighbors house.

[Yellow]

you're not the first to tell me that..

what's your name btw? and why no pics?

Yeah, I know.

Am I next?

[argg_xo]

do it in your crazy neighbors house.

while they have a pancake breakfast.

[Willy McFurgle]

while they have a pancake breakfast.

Or Do it while joining them for a pancake breakfast.

[argg_xo]

Or Do it while joining them for a pancake breakfast.

or put their pancake breakfast all over yourself and then do it.

[4N6 science]

Yeah, I know.

Am I next?

why do you want to be?

[AustinAtoms]

In the ass.
I Totally agree!!!!

[Willy McFurgle]

or put their pancake breakfast all over yourself and then do it.

Or roll around doing it on top of a pancake breakfast while pancakes are showering down upon you and the theme from Magnum P.I. is playing in the background.

[Yellow]

why do you want to be?

No, thank you.

Out of all the girls you have flirted with, which one do you like the most?

I thought you only flirted with "dropdeadgorgeous" and I thought you two were going date. Then I saw you flirting with other girls. It made me sad.

It's almost like a reality show.

[argg_xo]

Or roll around doing it on top of a pancake breakfast while pancakes are showering down upon you and the theme from Magnum P.I. is playing in the background.

winner.

[CatDiesel]

No, thank you.

Out of all the girls you have flirted with, which one do you like the most?

I thought you only flirted with "dropdeadgorgeous" and I thought you two were going date. Then I saw you flirting with other girls. It made me sad.

It's almost like a reality show.

bahhahha

awesome

[Willy McFurgle]

winner.

Its what i strive for

[Yellow]

Damn it!

I think "sensesfail11087" went to bed.

Now I have to wait to find out which girl he likes the most.

[PixxiexD]

Parking garage or friend's house?

[Billy Da Mute]

orphanage

[CstSnow]

Parking garage or friend's house?
Um your a little late, and do you really have a picture of yourself as your avatar? HaHaHA

And I agree with GoWaitInTheCar, the op is a dumb whore(no matter how many guys she has slept with) who needs to grow up.

[HelpMeSleep]

Did you get money for it?
No.

But it was good of you to come up with that in another attempt to insult me since I noticed you couldn't come up with a response to me saying that it's possible we have different morals and that it doesn't mean I lack them.

I completely ignored the fact that her username is LiarsTurnMeOn..
It's from a song. And that's sort of the point anyway... In my experience, most guys lie. And good liars are easy to fall since they lie, although I'm generally pretty skeptical and cynical and don't believe most guys. It's meant to be ironic. Most people aren't smart enough to see things beyond the surface though. Plus irony's sometimes difficult to spot when you have a stick up your ass and take things too seriously.

Um your a little late, and do you really have a picture of yourself as your avatar? HaHaHA

And I agree with GoWaitInTheCar, the op is a dumb whore(no matter how many guys she has slept with) who needs to grow up.
You're a retard who might want to learn to spell or at least go back to elementary school and learn what basic contractions are since you're 22 and it's a bit pathetic. And while you're there, grab a dictionary and look up what a whore (http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/whore) is because you're using the word wrong. Or I can give you a lesson even though I'm supposedly the dumb one.

Also, I'd like to point out the fact that you're a bit of prick and that your entire post basically exists to be an asshole. You're 22 and you're married? Perhaps someone needs to take a look in the mirror next time they feel the need to tell someone else to grow up. :rolleyes:

[HelpMeSleep]

do it in back alleys downtown detroit.
Detroit's a bit far for me. But I guess we could grab a plane there and join the mile high club while we're at it.

I agree with everything GoWaitInTheCar has said.

I know you agree too.

Stop selling yourself short.
I really don't. And I'm not selling myself short.

do it in your crazy neighbors house.
Actually that could be fun considering the only people I liked in my neighborhood just moved to Texas and I basically hate everyone else. We could do it in my new next door neighbors' backyard while they're out of town.

I'd actually leave my one crazy neighbor alone though. I feel bad for her...

No, thank you.

Out of all the girls you have flirted with, which one do you like the most?

I thought you only flirted with "dropdeadgorgeous" and I thought you two were going date. Then I saw you flirting with other girls. It made me sad.

It's almost like a reality show.
Lol. Stalker alert.

Parking garage or friend's house?
I would've never thought of a parking garage. Interesting...

Other people have said a friend's house, but I dunno... I can't do that one. I just feel bad using my friends' houses for that. I'd feel like I'm using them and their parentless houses. Plus I wouldn't really be that keen on them having sex in my house either haha.

[thesafeword]

Woah there, take a deep breath and cool down.

[HelpMeSleep]

Woah there, take a deep breath and cool down.
I think people are idiots. Well, some people. I'm cool though. Deep breaths. :-)

[thesafeword]

We all make mistakes.

[Hamlet]

Funeral. Where they put the coffin.

[HelpMeSleep]

Ew. That's morbid.

[thesafeword]

Funeral. Where they put the coffin.
I crash funerals.

[HelpMeSleep]

I crash funerals.
I just read a book about this girl who crashes funerals and then gets the widowers to fall and love with her and steals their money. Just thought I'd share.

[DaveZeroZero]

Everywhere and anywhere!!!

I sure love fuckin' lol
do you put it in the 'o' then?

[kafe]

You're (both?) 18, shouldn't you be allowed to fuck in your own bed/room/house?

If not, then I guess at times your parents aren't at home, or uhm, actually I have no idea, should read this thread

[DaveZeroZero]

reading threads is for people who aren't busy posting elsewhere.

So that wouldn't be me then. Toodles!

[HelpMeSleep]

You're (both?) 18, shouldn't you be allowed to fuck in your own bed/room/house?

If not, then I guess at times your parents aren't at home, or uhm, actually I have no idea, should read this thread
Well, he's actually 20. But no, we both have younger siblings and both our parents would flip. I'm pretty sure his life would be in danger if my parents (especially my dad) caught us.

His mom is actually like the ultimate cockblock though. She never fails to call when he's with me. I swear she has some spidey sense.

[HelpMeSleep]

reading threads is for people who aren't busy posting elsewhere.

So that wouldn't be me then. Toodles!
Lol wut.

[kafe]

Well, he's actually 20. But no, we both have younger siblings and both our parents would flip. I'm pretty sure his life would be in danger if my parents (especially my dad) caught us.

His mom is actually like the ultimate cockblock though. She never fails to call when he's with me. I swear she has some spidey sense.


Ahh poor you. I've only had sex when parents have been home, they haven't said anything (exept my dad is very curious).
You should rent a room or something, expect not something cheap and gross, but like a cosy weekend away somewhere.

[HelpMeSleep]

Ahh poor you. I've only had sex when parents have been home, they haven't said anything (exept my dad is very curious).
You should rent a room or something, expect not something cheap and gross, but like a cosy weekend away somewhere.
What do you mean your dad is very curious? Does he like try to listen or ask about it or something?

Pretty crazy though. I can't picture my parents being cool with it.

Yeah, we got a room yesterday (a tiny, janky one lol) but I think for the most part, we're going to stick to waiting til the parents leave and places that are free... We just really wanted to do it when he got home from his trip yesterday and couldn't wait lol.

[kafe]

What do you mean your dad is very curious? Does he like try to listen or ask about it or something?

Pretty crazy though. I can't picture my parents being cool with it.

Yeah, we got a room yesterday (a tiny, janky one lol) but I think for the most part, we're going to stick to waiting til the parents leave and places that are free... We just really wanted to do it when he got home from his trip yesterday and couldn't wait lol.

No definitely not listening! He asks me when I'm not with the guy anymore. They're cool with it because they know I didn't start early so to speak. I don't mind being honest with them either, but my brother hates it when they talk about sex with him and he's 21 haha
Haha sounds good, better be careful then

[4N6 science]

No, thank you.

Out of all the girls you have flirted with, which one do you like the most?

I thought you only flirted with "dropdeadgorgeous" and I thought you two were going date. Then I saw you flirting with other girls. It made me sad.

It's almost like a reality show.

I believe you're talking about hellogorgeous. To answer your question.. I like pretty much all the girls I talk to here..

btw I'm kind of insulted you don't want to flirt...

Damn it!

I think "sensesfail11087" went to bed.

Now I have to wait to find out which girl he likes the most.

I will never tell.

[HelpMeSleep]

No definitely not listening! He asks me when I'm not with the guy anymore. They're cool with it because they know I didn't start early so to speak. I don't mind being honest with them either, but my brother hates it when they talk about sex with him and he's 21 haha
Haha sounds good, better be careful then
Ohh okay haha. I'm like so relieved. I was like "Wow, holy awkward!"

[DaveZeroZero]

Ohh okay haha. I'm like so relieved. I was like "Wow, holy awkward!"
did somebody call my name?

[HelpMeSleep]

did somebody call my name?
Is your name Awkward?!

[DaveZeroZero]

Is your name Awkward?!
it should be. I specialize in causing awkwardness.

[HelpMeSleep]

it should be. I specialize in causing awkwardness.
Me too! High five?

[WFUJerseyJon]

Living with parentals is not fun. I miss college.

[DaveZeroZero]

Me too! High five?
anal?

[Billy Da Mute]

anal?

butt sex is never awkward.

[HelpMeSleep]

Living with parentals is not fun. I miss college.
My best friend and I are filling out our apartment applications today... I can't waitttt to move out! :-)

anal?
Mehhh.. I don't do anal. But for you, I'll make an exception.

butt sex is never awkward.
Honestly I hope to never find out.

[DaveZeroZero]

SURPRISE BUTTSECKS!

lowercase

[xerovision1]

I challenge someone to get it done during a 7pm showing of The Dark Knight on a Friday.

pretty sure it wouldn't even be physically possible, but the first man to complete such a feat is my hero

[WFUJerseyJon]

My best friend and I are filling out our apartment applications today... I can't waitttt to move out! :-)

Lucky. My folks aren't terrible either, I just miss the freedom I've had the last 4 years.

Another good place is the beach, if you live by one.

[Billy Da Mute]

My best friend and I are filling out our apartment applications today... I can't waitttt to move out! :-)


Mehhh.. I don't do anal. But for you, I'll make an exception.


Honestly I hope to never find out.

lolol good call on that, I'm not a fan

and by not a fan i mean giving, not receving (and I DONT receive..EVER).

no homo implied

[DaveZeroZero]

lolol good call on that, I'm not a fan

and by not a fan i mean giving, not receving.

no homo implied
homo is always implied when saying that one does not enjoy giving anal.

[HelpMeSleep]

Lucky. My folks aren't terrible either, I just miss the freedom I've had the last 4 years.

Another good place is the beach, if you live by one.
Yeah, I'm really excited to be able to do whatever I want whenever I want.

The beach is like 45 minutes away from me. But that's a good one to add to my little list of places I want to have sex lol.

lolol good call on that, I'm not a fan

and by not a fan i mean giving, not receving.

no homo implied
Haha. I got what you meant. Yeah, it just doesn't sound remotely appealing to me. There's so many better things you can do... Haha.

[WFUJerseyJon]

Yeah, I'm really excited to be able to do whatever I want whenever I want.

The beach is like 45 minutes away from me. But that's a good one to add to my little list of places I want to have sex lol.

Nothing like broadening horizons.

[DaveZeroZero]

Yeah, I'm really excited to be able to do whatever I want whenever I want.

The beach is like 45 minutes away from me. But that's a good one to add to my little list of places I want to have sex lol.
but you'll get sand in your cooter!

[Billy Da Mute]

homo is always implied when saying that one does not enjoy giving anal.

fuckk i completely just realized that post made it sounds like I don't like to give but I'm allright with receiving. ugh. idk man I'm just not a fan. It's fun, but I prefer the norm

[HelpMeSleep]

Nothing like broadening horizons.
Yup. :-)

but you'll get sand in your cooter!
Lol it's all good. My ex and I had sex in a park once and afterwards we were both hell of itchy from the grass. And I went home and showered after and I had pieces of grass stuck in my bra and in my cleavage haha.

fuckk i completely just realized that post made it sounds like I don't like to give but I'm allright with receiving. ugh. idk man I'm just not a fan. It's fun, but I prefer the norm
Haha. I totally got what you meant though.

[DaveZeroZero]

fuckk i completely just realized that post made it sounds like I don't like to give but I'm allright with receiving. ugh. idk man I'm just not a fan. It's fun, but I prefer the norm
what what in the butt butt? ;-)

Lol it's all good. My ex and I had sex in a park once and afterwards we were both hell of itchy from the grass. And I went home and showered after and I had pieces of grass stuck in my bra and in my cleavage haha.
yeah, I get itchy just from lying in the grass haha.

[Billy Da Mute]

what what in the butt butt? ;-)


yeah, I get itchy just from lying in the grass haha.

gettin a little seductive with those winks :drew:

[HelpMeSleep]

what what in the butt butt? ;-)


yeah, I get itchy just from lying in the grass haha.
Lol that video.

I do sometimes. It's weird. I'll sit in the grass and a lot of times it doesn't bother me but I guess if I'm sort of rolling around in it, I'll get pretty itchy. One day the kids I work with all tackled me on the grass and were trying to tickle me and feed me carrots and I was like dying of itchiness after that haha.

[Billy Da Mute]

Lol that video.

I do sometimes. It's weird. I'll sit in the grass and a lot of times it doesn't bother me but I guess if I'm sort of rolling around in it, I'll get pretty itchy. One day the kids I work with all tackled me on the grass and were trying to feed me carrots[/B] and I was like dying of itchiness after that haha.

rabbits eat carrots

fyi

[DaveZeroZero]

gettin a little seductive with those winks :drew:
I'm always seductive ;-)

[Billy Da Mute]

I'm always seductive ;-)

your username should be Suave Dave from here on out then. you could probably mack mad chicks on AP

[Yellow]

I really don't. And I'm not selling myself short.

I forgot, you're doing it for free.

Nevermind then.

I believe you're talking about hellogorgeous. To answer your question.. I like pretty much all the girls I talk to here..

btw I'm kind of insulted you don't want to flirt...



I will never tell.

Aww, come on!

[HelpMeSleep]

rabbits eat carrots

fyi
I know. Rabbits fuck a lot though. I should know... My sister had 2 and then she had like 40 and we had to give them all away.

I'm always seductive ;-)
I like that. ;-)

[Billy Da Mute]

I know. Rabbits fuck a lot though. I should know... My sister had 2 and then she had like 40 and we had to give them all away.


I like that. ;-)

omfg if i had 40 rabbits..the possibilities

[HelpMeSleep]

I forgot, you're doing it for free.

Nevermind, then.
Um okay?

omfg if i had 40 rabbits..the possibilities
What the hell would you do with 40 rabbits? Haha.

[jawstheme]

I think people are idiots. Well, some people. I'm cool though. Deep breaths. :-)

You seem pretty dumb, and you come across as kind of a skank.

[Billy Da Mute]

Um okay?


What the hell would you do with 40 rabbits? Haha.

it would take a good detailed 20 minutes for me to describe it, but it would be fulfilling and 100% worthwhile. I solved the gas crisis though. I need to find 8 huskies asap.

[HelpMeSleep]

You seem pretty dumb, and you come across as kind of a skank.
That's cool. I'm not either. I'm probably smarter than you. And I've only been with one guy who I dated and he had to work pretty hard to get me... But I don't really know what definition of "skanky" you go by.

it would take a good detailed 20 minutes for me to describe it, but it would be fulfilling and 100% worthwhile. I solved the gas crisis though. I need to find 8 huskies asap.
Hmm... interesting. I like your solution to the gas crisis! Huskies are really cute too!

[Billy Da Mute]

That's cool. I'm not either. I'm probably smarter than you. And I've only been with one guy who I dated and he had to work pretty hard to get me... But I don't really know what definition of "skanky" you go by.


Hmm... interesting. I like your solution to the gas crisis! Huskies are really cute too!

sled dogs are making a comeback. just throw some wheels on that shit and make them road accessible and we're set

[HelpMeSleep]

sled dogs are making a comeback. just throw some wheels on that shit and make them road accessible and we're set
I like it. Then we'll be buying dog food instead of gas.

[jawstheme]

[quote=LiarsTurnMeOn;16582271]That's cool. I'm not either. I'm probably smarter than you. And I've only been with one guy who I dated and he had to work pretty hard to get me... But I don't really know what definition of "skanky" you go by.
/quote]

Well, you're only 18 and go to a community college so I doubt you're smarter than me, but who knows right? I was just saying that you seem dumb from reading this thread. Oh, and my definition of skanky is banging your ex boyfriend, who is obvioulsy just using you for sex, in a cheap motel room. I'm not here to argue though, I'm just sayin.

[Yellow]

I think people are idiots. Well, some people. I'm cool though. Deep breaths. :-)

I think that too.

[amo.]

You made a huge deal on how your ex boyfriend is a tool for paying you 40 dollars to hook up with him and then you go ahead and do it. I hope you get pregnant. You owe it to yourself.

P.S. I look like a piece of shit. See my profile.

http://a246.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/55/m_e694426514c02c7795a02710148e957d. jpg

no way! that's cute. :-)

[amo.]

Damn it!

I think "sensesfail11087" went to bed.

Now I have to wait to find out which girl he likes the most.

argg_xo ;-)

[HelpMeSleep]

Well, you're only 18 and go to a community college so I doubt you're smarter than me, but who knows right? I was just saying that you seem dumb from reading this thread. Oh, and my definition of skanky is banging your ex boyfriend, who is obvioulsy just using you for sex, in a cheap motel room. I'm not here to argue though, I'm just sayin.
Well you apparently don't know how to quote! :-d

Age doesn't matter. And the whole community college thing... You sound like the snobby assholes and PTA moms in my town who think it's a sin not to go to a UC or better. College is expensive and general ed can be done anywhere. There's nothing wrong with going to community college.

And you don't know my ex-boyfriend or what goes through his head, so please get off him.

[HelpMeSleep]

I think that too.
Have you ever read Harry Potter? Or seen the movies?

argg_xo ;-)
I think that too. Or hellogorgeous.

[DaveZeroZero]

I like that. ;-)
You've got a lot of fight - I like that.

http://blog.news-record.com/staff/culture/Love%20That%20Joker!.jpg

[amo.]

I think that too. Or hellogorgeous.

that's a possibility too! that boy gets around. ;-)

[DaveZeroZero]

If only I did :bluesad:

[Yellow]

Have you ever read Harry Potter? Or seen the movies?


I think that too. Or hellogorgeous.

I haven't read or seen too much Harry Potter. Why are you asking?

I don't mean to be a bitch, but if you don't stop this now, how will you ever get over your ex boyfriend? And it is going to stop eventually, whether he stops it or whether you stop it and someone is going to be hurting a lot more than they are now.

I'm rooting for hellogorgeous.

[HelpMeSleep]

You've got a lot of fight - I like that.

http://blog.news-record.com/staff/culture/Love%20That%20Joker!.jpg
Why, thank you!

And you just reminded me that I really need to see that movie again. Like now.

that's a possibility too! that boy gets around. ;-)
Haha. This is very true.

If only I did :bluesad:
:-(

You will, Dave. You're a cutie. Maybe you need to come to America... Like in Love Actually.

I haven't read or seen too much Harry Potter. Why are you asking?

I don't mean to be a bitch, but if you don't stop this now, how will you ever get over your ex boyfriend? And it is going to stop eventually, whether he stops it or whether you stop it and someone is going to be hurting a lot more than they are now.

I'm rooting for hellogorgeous.
Some of the things you say or the way you say them remind of Luna Lovegood. She's so cute in the movie. I just thought it was funny you reminded me of her.

It's okay. I'm just really defensive about it. The thing is, I don't want to get over him. :shrug:

I sort of am too. I think it's cute how they live in the same area.

[Yellow]

It's okay. I'm just really defensive about it. The thing is, I don't want to get over him. :shrug:

I know how that goes.

Getting over someone isn't easy.

Good luck though!

[DaveZeroZero]

And you just reminded me that I really need to see that movie again. Like now.

You will, Dave. You're a cutie. Maybe you need to come to America... Like in Love Actually.
Same, but I just spent all my money on All Time Low tickets for my french exchange & me =]

but I should definitely go back to america soon.

[HelpMeSleep]

I know how that goes.

Getting over someone isn't easy.

Good luck though!
Thanks, I appreciate it.

Same, but I just spent all my money on All Time Low tickets for my french exchange & me =]

but I should definitely go back to america soon.
I'm seeing All Time Low hopefully this next weekend at Warped. I'm excited!

And french exchange? That's so cool. I always wanted to do a foreign exchange thing but I never did.

Where did you go when you came to America before? And how long ago?

[DaveZeroZero]

Thanks, I appreciate it.


I'm seeing All Time Low hopefully this next weekend at Warped. I'm excited!

And french exchange? That's so cool. I always wanted to do a foreign exchange thing but I never did.

Where did you go when you came to America before? And how long ago?
Yeah, it's pretty rad. I really want to find out who's supporting ATL this time though.

I've been plenty of times, seeing as my parents are american and my whole family lives over there, but I haven't been since last year =[

I miss that place.

[iAMhollyood315]

when my girl came to visit, we had sex outside on the deck of my house. no one could see and everyones in bed. its pretty legit.

[John JD Dorian]

i think it's funny how many guys in this thread think that they are gonna get the same hotel room treatment from LiarsTurnMeOn...

[JJJ]

As stated by Ludacris

I wanna get you in the Georgia Dome on the fifty yard line
While the Dirty Birds kick for t'ree
And if you like in the club we can do it
In the DJ booth or in the back of the V.I.P.
Whipped cream with cherries and strawberries on top
Lick it don't stop, keep the door locked don't knock while the boat rock
We go-bots and robots so they gotta wait til the show stop
Or how 'bout on the beach with black sand
Lick up your thigh then call me the Pac Man
Table top or just give me a lap dance
The Rock to the Park to the Point to the Flatlands
That man Ludacris (woo) in the public bathroom
Or in back of a classroom

He know places to fuck.

[DaveZeroZero]

he does.

[Billy Da Mute]

dave come to America if you're tryna get some pooter.


girls probably have "standards" and "morals" over in the UK

[DaveZeroZero]

Yeah - the kind that means they'll bang everyone but me because the guys they bang don't like me.

It's a beautiful world.

[alcoholandirony]

Church parking lots. They're often empty at the right times.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

argg_xo ;-) creepy

Have you ever read Harry Potter? Or seen the movies?


I think that too. Or hellogorgeous. creepier.

[Billy Da Mute]

Yeah - the kind that means they'll bang everyone but me because the guys they bang don't like me.

It's a beautiful world.

damn, those shanty UK broads

[HelpMeSleep]

Yeah, it's pretty rad. I really want to find out who's supporting ATL this time though.

I've been plenty of times, seeing as my parents are american and my whole family lives over there, but I haven't been since last year =[

I miss that place.
Wasn't that supposed to be Cobra? Or was that for a different tour?

Wait, why don't you live over here then?

i think it's funny how many guys in this thread think that they are gonna get the same hotel room treatment from LiarsTurnMeOn...
Really? Like who?

As stated by Ludacris

I wanna get you in the Georgia Dome on the fifty yard line
While the Dirty Birds kick for t'ree
And if you like in the club we can do it
In the DJ booth or in the back of the V.I.P.
Whipped cream with cherries and strawberries on top
Lick it don't stop, keep the door locked don't knock while the boat rock
We go-bots and robots so they gotta wait til the show stop
Or how 'bout on the beach with black sand
Lick up your thigh then call me the Pac Man
Table top or just give me a lap dance
The Rock to the Park to the Point to the Flatlands
That man Ludacris (woo) in the public bathroom
Or in back of a classroom

He know places to fuck.
Back seat, windows up. That's the way you like to fuck. Ludacris does know his shit.

dave come to America if you're tryna get some pooter.


girls probably have "standards" and "morals" over in the UK
Haha that's what I said to him.

[Billy Da Mute]

Wasn't that supposed to be Cobra? Or was that for a different tour?

Wait, why don't you live over here then?


Really? Like who?


Back seat, windows up. That's the way you like to fuck. Ludacris does know his shit.


Haha that's what I said to him.

it's true though. just look at New Jersey. that place is filled with skanks. and that's only the armpit of America, there's still 49 other states

[Fallinto_rhythm]

it's true though. just look at New Jersey. that place is filled with skanks. and that's only the armpit of America, there's still 49 other states

excuse me? Do you realize how many people from Jersey are on here, and would be offended by that little assumption?

[John JD Dorian]

Really? Like who?



Surely you notice how every guy here is flirting with you...

[Billy Da Mute]

excuse me? Do you realize how many people from Jersey are on here, and would be offended by that little assumption?

lolol hahah I'm sorry I go to school with 85% jersey people and most of the girls I know are what I described. I assure you, I know all Jersey people aren't like that, and my dad lives in Jersey so technically I half live there. It's fun to joke around with the Jersey jokes, don't be upset :-(

[DaveZeroZero]

damn, those shanty UK broads
ya rly.

Wasn't that supposed to be Cobra? Or was that for a different tour?
Wait, why don't you live over here then?
That was the previous tour, in June.

And I don't live over in the US because I was born in Japan because that's where my dad was working, then we moved to the UK for work in 1992, left for a year to switzerland in '94 and then came back and stayed here.

excuse me? Do you realize how many people from Jersey are on here, and would be offended by that little assumption?
Naww, most New Jersey kids here (in the PL forum at least) just laugh about it with everyone else.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

lolol hahah I'm sorry I go to school with 85% jersey people and most of the girls I know are what I described. I assure you, I know all Jersey people aren't like that, and my dad lives in Jersey so technically I half live there. It's fun to joke around with the Jersey jokes, don't be upset :-( haha it's cool. Were all sluts cause the girls from Jersey are the best looking.

ya rly.


That was the previous tour, in June.

And I don't live over in the US because I was born in Japan because that's where my dad was working, then we moved to the UK for work in 1992, left for a year to switzerland in '94 and then came back and stayed here.


Naww, most New Jersey kids here (in the PL forum at least) just laugh about it with everyone else.

Everyone's just mad that they're not from Jersey if they poke fun. Were one of the best states.

[amo.]

Back seat, windows up. That's the way you like to fuck. Ludacris does know his shit.

clogged up, fog alert. rip the pants and rip the shirt. that was my jam a few years ago, no lie.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

clogged up, fog alert. rip the pants and rip the shirt. that was my jam a few years ago, no lie.

what part of new York are you from?

[swt_catastrophe]

lol @ this thread.

[amo.]

what part of new York are you from?

i was born in buffalo (as i so recently found out) and i'm currently residing upstate.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

i was born in buffalo (as i so recently found out) and i'm currently residing upstate.

ohhh I thought you were really from "New Yawk"

[amo.]

ohhh I thought you were really from "New Yawk"

i WISH. the city is basically my favorite place ever.

[HelpMeSleep]

Surely you notice how every guy here is flirting with you...
It's PL... that's how it is. Although actually, there are quite a few being jerks.

That was the previous tour, in June.

And I don't live over in the US because I was born in Japan because that's where my dad was working, then we moved to the UK for work in 1992, left for a year to switzerland in '94 and then came back and stayed here..
Oh okay.

Wow, you've moved around a lot. That's kinda cool. There's a lot of places I'd like to go, but I've been pretty much nowhere.

clogged up, fog alert. rip the pants and rip the shirt. that was my jam a few years ago, no lie.
It is a sweet jam. Ludacris and Nelly were my absolute faves in like 8th grade.

i was born in buffalo (as i so recently found out) and i'm currently residing upstate.
Why recently?

[Fallinto_rhythm]

i WISH. the city is basically my favorite place ever.

Oh yeah, it's great. I go to school there, and I'm from Brooklyn.

[4N6 science]

I forgot, you're doing it for free.

Nevermind then.



Aww, come on!

if you want to find out you have to flirt.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

if you want to find out you have to flirt.

You must be a realllyyyy flirty person.

[amo.]

Why recently?

couldn't tell ya. i never really asked about where i was born and a few days ago my parents told me that they were staying the night with my aunt and uncle in buffalo while she was pregnant and i ended up getting born there.

Oh yeah, it's great. I go to school there, and I'm from Brooklyn.

ugh, i'd love to go to school there. i've wanted to since i was in 8th grade or so.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

couldn't tell ya. i never really asked about where i was born and a few days ago my parents told me that they were staying the night with my aunt and uncle in buffalo while she was pregnant and i ended up getting born there.



ugh, i'd love to go to school there. i've wanted to since i was in 8th grade or so.

it's a lot of fun, but for a lot of people it's a bit of a shock.

[4N6 science]

You must be a realllyyyy flirty person.


yeah pretty much its a way of life.. you got a problem??? good. I didn't think so!

[amo.]

it's a lot of fun, but for a lot of people it's a bit of a shock.

care to tell why?

[swt_catastrophe]

You must be a realllyyyy flirty person.
hah.
you just caught that?

[swt_catastrophe]

yeah pretty much its a way of life.. you got a problem??? good. I didn't think so!
lolz

[AP_Punk]

at my place :flirt:

[swt_catastrophe]

at my place :flirt:
always the right response.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

yeah pretty much its a way of life.. you got a problem??? good. I didn't think so!
No problem.
care to tell why? go to school there and you'll see. The class of people is just a lot different.

hah.
you just caught that?
Uh, no.

[AP_Punk]

always the right response.

have we had sex before?

always the best first thing to ask someone.

[swt_catastrophe]

have we had sex before?

always the best first thing to ask someone.
ugh.
because remembering is oh so difficult

[AP_Punk]

ugh.
because remembering is oh so difficult

i wasn't really paying attention at the time.

[Yellow]

creepy

creepier.

Are you hoping to be his favorite?

[GoWaitInTheCar]

Haha. Except I'm off to go be "pathetic" for the night, so that's all I have to say for now.

http://a246.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/55/m_e694426514c02c7795a02710148e957d. jpg

no way! that's cute. :-)

Haha. Thank you, dear.

[HelpMeSleep]

at my place :flirt:
Your place, huh? ;-)

always the right response.
True. But I think someone actually said it at the beginning of this thread haha.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

Are you hoping to be his favorite?

this is a website...


Like honestly do you think I care either way? No.

[CstSnow]

Also, I'd like to point out the fact that you're a bit of prick and that your entire post basically exists to be an asshole. You're 22 and you're married? Perhaps someone needs to take a look in the mirror next time they feel the need to tell someone else to grow up. :rolleyes:

Um...No bitch, and you dont have to sleep with a fuckton of guys to be a whore, you are a prime example of how someone could be one without sleeping around.

And how exactly does being 22 and married mean that I need to grow up?

Basically you had no response to me except to jump on ONE spelling error in my post. Myself I just see that as you grasping for straws since you don't have anything else to say. So fuck off.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

Um...No bitch, and you dont have to sleep with a fuckton of guys to be a whore, you are a prime example of how someone could be one without sleeping around.

And how exactly does being 22 and married mean that I need to grow up?

Basically you had no response to me except to jump on ONE spelling error in my post. Myself I just see that as you grasping for straws since you don't have anything else to say. So fuck off.

I don't think there's anything wrong with being married at 22. Yes, it's very young, but if you were ready for that big step in your life then I give you a lot of credit.

[AP_Punk]

Your place, huh? ;-)

Liars turn me on.