Norway? No Way!

[DaveZeroZero]

As you may (or may not) have noticed by the fact that I'm now the most recent poster in pretty much every thread on the front page of PL, I'm back from Norway!

Actually, it turned out as much less of a disaster than I expected it to be - I even had fun.

Though that may have been because I got to ogle my friend's hot cousin in her bikini.

Anyway, what did I miss/who missed me/why is the forum dead?

[disco.tetris]

I didn't realize you were gone, haha. Sorry.

But welcome back.

[DaveZeroZero]

Oh, gee, thanks, I appreciate it.

But really, what did I miss?

[argg_xo]

welcome back dave!!!!!!!!!!!

[DaveZeroZero]

:wave:

[Renee]

I saw this the other day and it made me think of you, so I posted it in the chat. Incase you didn't see it"
http://media.damnfunnypictures.com/dfp/funny_cat_pictures_26.jpg

Your kitty is so cute, Dave!!!

[HelpMeSleep]

Aww that is the cutest kitty ever!

Welcome back, Dave even though I already have in other threads! :wave:

[DaveZeroZero]

I saw this the other day and it made me think of you, so I posted it in the chat. Incase you didn't see it"
http://media.damnfunnypictures.com/dfp/funny_cat_pictures_26.jpg

Your kitty is so cute, Dave!!!
Aww, I'm touched =]

Aww that is the cutest kitty ever!

Welcome back, Dave even though I already have in other threads! :wave:
Haha, thanks! again =]

[4N6 science]

Dave welcome back.. did you get laid in norway?

[DaveZeroZero]

thanks

and no :-(

[4N6 science]

fuck... alright do you have any potential girls?

[DaveZeroZero]

um, maybe? I'm seeing one on wednesday, but I don't really know what that is.

[4N6 science]

well play your cards right so maybe you can at least get some kissing action....on your penis that is..

[DaveZeroZero]

good call.

[Billy Da Mute]

go with the standard first date approach. roofies.

and welcome back from Norway

[HelpMeSleep]

um, maybe? I'm seeing one on wednesday, but I don't really know what that is.
Wait? What do you mean you don't really know what that is?

[googirl8907]

I was wondering why it was so quiet around here. Good to have you back Dave.

[DaveZeroZero]

go with the standard first date approach. roofies.

and welcome back from Norway
Haha, thanks =]

Wait? What do you mean you don't really know what that is?
I mean I don't know if I'm just seeing her as a friend or what :shrug:

I was wondering why it was so quiet around here. Good to have you back Dave.
I wasn't having much fun without me either =p

[HelpMeSleep]

I mean I don't know if I'm just seeing her as a friend or what :shrug:
Ohh got it. Well, you're cute... I don't know why she wouldn't like you.

[DaveZeroZero]

Haha, but I get old after a while =]

[HelpMeSleep]

Lol. Doesn't everyone though? That's probably my problem. I think most guys I meet like me for about a week and then they get sick of me.

[DaveZeroZero]

Until my last girlfriend, I lasted two weeks with every girl.

[googirl8907]

Don't feel too bad about that Dave my relationships last about that long too.

[DaveZeroZero]

:highfive:

[googirl8907]

haha

[mynameisX]

Hi, Dave! I missed you, at least.

[hockeyguitar99]

Lol. Doesn't everyone though? That's probably my problem. I think most guys I meet like me for about a week and then they get sick of me.

Well maybe if you put out more.... :-p

[hockeyguitar99]

Until my last girlfriend, I lasted two weeks with every girl.

Did you at least hit that a couple times

[HelpMeSleep]

Well maybe if you put out more.... :-p
Haha. You know what's ironic...

I lost my virginity to my first and only real boyfriend and then less than 2 weeks later he broke up with me. We only had one day where we even had sex (before we broke up anyway) and then the day we were supposed to do it again, he had a family emergency and had to go out of town. Then we fought and had issues while he was gone. The night he came back he surprised me at my hotel (because my mom kicked me out of the house) and we hooked up but didn't have sex because it was that time of the month for me and I got food poisoning that night anyway. Two days later, he dumped me and stopped talking to me.

[Billy Da Mute]

Haha. You know what's ironic...

I lost my virginity to my first and only real boyfriend and then less than 2 weeks later he broke up with me. We only had one day where we even had sex (before we broke up anyway) and then the day we were supposed to do it again, he had a family emergency and had to go out of town. Then we fought and had issues while he was gone. The night he came back he surprised me at my hotel (because my mom kicked me out of the house) and we hooked up but didn't have sex because it was that time of the month for me and I got food poisoning that night anyway. Two days later, he dumped me and stopped talking to me.

is this the kid we were disscussing the hotel shit for? haha

[HelpMeSleep]

is this the kid we were disscussing the hotel shit for? haha
Lol yes. We have the most ridiculous history ever haha.

[Billy Da Mute]

Lol yes. We have the most ridiculous history ever haha.

christ it sounds it hah

[hockeyguitar99]

Haha. You know what's ironic...

I lost my virginity to my first and only real boyfriend and then less than 2 weeks later he broke up with me. We only had one day where we even had sex (before we broke up anyway) and then the day we were supposed to do it again, he had a family emergency and had to go out of town. Then we fought and had issues while he was gone. The night he came back he surprised me at my hotel (because my mom kicked me out of the house) and we hooked up but didn't have sex because it was that time of the month for me and I got food poisoning that night anyway. Two days later, he dumped me and stopped talking to me.

cruel cruel irony.

[HelpMeSleep]

christ it sounds it hah
Haha. I wish it wasn't as dramatic as it sounds... then maybe we'd still be together lol.

[HelpMeSleep]

cruel cruel irony.
Haha indeed. And it gets worse!

When my dad came to bring me stuff when I had food poisoning, he decided the hotel I was in was too jank so he put me up in this fucking nice ass Marriott for the next week. So, picture me newly dumped in this sweet suite thinking about how great it would be if my ex could spend the night every night. Haha. Sucked balls.

[hockeyguitar99]

Haha indeed. And it gets worse!

When my dad came to bring me stuff when I had food poisoning, he decided the hotel I was in was too jank so he put me up in this fucking nice ass Marriott for the next week. So, picture me newly dumped in this sweet suite thinking about how great it would be if my ex could spend the night every night. Haha. Sucked balls.

Are you trying to tell me something?

Well, that really is a pretty terrible story.

[HelpMeSleep]

Are you trying to tell me something?

Well, that really is a pretty terrible story.
Hahaha. Nooo. That is something else I've never done lol.

It really is... :shrug:

[hockeyguitar99]

Hahaha. Nooo. That is something else I've never done lol.

It really is... :shrug:

When on the bright side, you can really only go up from here... I think.

[HelpMeSleep]

When on the bright side, you can really only go up from here... I think.
Haha. One can only hope... Cross your fingers for me.

[hockeyguitar99]

Haha. One can only hope... Cross your fingers for me.

I will.

[HelpMeSleep]

I will.
Thanks, love! :-)

[hockeyguitar99]

Thanks, love! :-)

Haha, what you should really do, is think of the worst possible scenario (something worse than what happened to you) and whenever something bad happens just be like "well at least I didn't get my leg amputated".

[HelpMeSleep]

Haha, what you should really do, is think of the worst possible scenario (something worse than what happened to you) and whenever something bad happens just be like "well at least I didn't get my leg amputated".
Haha good idea! I'm seriously going to go apply that idea to my life now lol. When things are sucking with my ex, I'll just think "Well atleast I didn't get raped by Shaant from CIWWAF and am now carrying his child" or I dunno... maybe I'll come up with a better (worse) one. That was the first thing to pop into my head haha.

[hockeyguitar99]

Haha good idea! I'm seriously going to go apply that idea to my life now lol. When things are sucking with my ex, I'll just think "Well atleast I didn't get raped by Shaant from CIWWAF and am now carrying his child" or I dunno... maybe I'll come up with a better (worse) one. That was the first thing to pop into my head haha.

Haha, you should keep of a list of things some where! You should probably make it totally outrageous like the CIWWAF one just so that you're sure it can never actually happen.

[HelpMeSleep]

Haha, you should keep of a list of things some where! You should probably make it totally outrageous like the CIWWAF one just so that you're sure it can never actually happen.
Haha. I totally will. Lol this is a pretty good idea! Thank you! You are a genius. :bowdown:

[hockeyguitar99]

Haha. I totally will. Lol this is a pretty good idea! Thank you! You are a genius. :bowdown:

thank you :bow:

[HelpMeSleep]

thank you :bow:
No prob! :-)

[DaveZeroZero]

Hi, Dave! I missed you, at least.
Missed you too, Kim =]

Did you at least hit that a couple times
alas, nay :-(

Lol yes. We have the most ridiculous history ever haha.
It's true, it's pretty ridiculous

Haha. One can only hope... Cross your fingers for me.
I'll cross my penis.

THAT JUST HAPPENED.

[disco.tetris]

Oh, gee, thanks, I appreciate it.

But really, what did I miss?

Hahaha, I said I was sorry!

Nothing?

[HelpMeSleep]

alas, nay :-(


It's true, it's pretty ridiculous


I'll cross my penis.

THAT JUST HAPPENED.
:-( Lol aww. I was tempted to answer that one for you cus I was pretty sure I knew the answer, but I stopped myself.

Haha. It is! I like how you know and can agree with that though lol.

:-0 Now there is one I've actually never heard before! You would, Dave. :-d

[DaveZeroZero]

Hahaha, I said I was sorry!

Nothing?

:-( Lol aww. I was tempted to answer that one for you cus I was pretty sure I knew the answer, but I stopped myself.

Haha. It is! I like how you know and can agree with that though lol.

:-0 Now there is one I've actually never heard before! You would, Dave. :-d
Yeah - if you take that song "Do your ears hang low?" and change every mention of "ears" to "penis", every "do" to "does" and every "they" to "it", then you will understand why I can cross my penis.

THAT JUST HAPPENED.

[HelpMeSleep]

Yeah - if you take that song "Do your ears hang low?" and change every mention of "ears" to "penis", every "do" to "does" and every "they" to "it", then you will understand why I can cross my penis.

THAT JUST HAPPENED.
Hahaha. :-d

Very clever. Do you sit around and come up with these things when you're not getting laid? Kiddinggggg.

[DaveZeroZero]

Hahaha. :-d

Very clever. Do you sit around and come up with these things when you're not getting laid? Kiddinggggg.
Well, seeing as sitting around and not getting laid is pretty much all I do, yes =]

[HelpMeSleep]

Well, seeing as sitting around and not getting laid is pretty much all I do, yes =]
Haha I know. I couldn't resist. But I felt bad rubbing it in at the same time.

[DaveZeroZero]

Haha I know. I couldn't resist. But I felt bad rubbing it in at the same time.
naww, it's fine by me

my best jokes have me as the butt of them

haha, I said butt =]

[HelpMeSleep]

naww, it's fine by me

my best jokes have me as the butt of them

haha, I said butt =]
Haha. I'm the same way... with my jokes and all my friends' jokes.

Life isn't any fun if you can't laugh at yourself :)

Lol you did. [Insert anal comment here.]

[DaveZeroZero]

Haha. I'm the same way... with my jokes and all my friends' jokes.

Life isn't any fun if you can't laugh at yourself :)

Lol you did. [Insert anal comment here.]
Of course, laughing at myself all of the time means I can't take myself seriously, but oh well =]

What? What? In the butt?

[HelpMeSleep]

Of course, laughing at myself all of the time means I can't take myself seriously, but oh well =]

What? What? In the butt?
Pshh, whatever. People who take themselves real seriously are usually complete douches. So you're better off. :-)

Lol. I really need to watch that one again. My friend showed it to me at Christmas and I don't remember much other than that line and the guy's facial expressions.

[DaveZeroZero]

Pshh, whatever. People who take themselves real seriously are usually complete douches. So you're better off. :-)

Lol. I really need to watch that one again. My friend showed it to me at Christmas and I don't remember much other than that line and the guy's facial expressions.
Hey, I'm a complete douche!

[HelpMeSleep]

Hey, I'm a complete douche!
Hey, since when?

Although apparently my best friend and her boyfriend were telling me the other day that being called a douche can somehow be a compliment. I'm not really sure how, but I know when I talk to her now if I call someone a douche I have to specify "in a bad way".

[DaveZeroZero]

Hey, since when?

Although apparently my best friend and her boyfriend were telling me the other day that being called a douche can somehow be a compliment. I'm not really sure how, but I know when I talk to her now if I call someone a douche I have to specify "in a bad way".
That's crazy, of course being a douche is a bad thing. Unless they're talking about rockstar douche, which I suppose some people could take as a compliment, but it really isn't.

And I'm not really a douche.

Well, I suppose I can be. I have my moments.

You see, I always have to get my 2 cents in and try and make a witty comment.

Some don't take it too well =]

[HelpMeSleep]

That's crazy, of course being a douche is a bad thing. Unless they're talking about rockstar douche, which I suppose some people could take as a compliment, but it really isn't.

And I'm not really a douche.

Well, I suppose I can be. I have my moments.

You see, I always have to get my 2 cents in and try and make a witty comment.

Some don't take it too well =]
:shrug: I didn't make it up. I'll have to ask them what the logic was behind it again since I definitely don't remember.

Everyone has douche-y moments. That's fine. It's when you actually are a douche that you need to be concerned.

Although anytime I fuck something up, one of my favorite insults for myself is to say I'm a douche. Actually it's probably my favorite insult in general. Besides ho.

[DaveZeroZero]

:shrug: I didn't make it up. I'll have to ask them what the logic was behind it again since I definitely don't remember.

Everyone has douche-y moments. That's fine. It's when you actually are a douche that you need to be concerned.

Although anytime I fuck something up, one of my favorite insults for myself is to say I'm a douche. Actually it's probably my favorite insult in general. Besides ho.
It's all about "hoebag".

[HelpMeSleep]

It's all about "hoebag".
That's a good one. I just like to throw it around without the bag though. Same with douche... I used to always say "douchebag"... but I've ditched the bag since then.

Another good thing to call people is "fool". I usually call the little kids I work with that when they try to cheat at card games against me or when they think they can beat me.

[DaveZeroZero]

That's a good one. I just like to throw it around without the bag though. Same with douche... I used to always say "douchebag"... but I've ditched the bag since then.

Another good thing to call people is "fool". I usually call the little kids I work with that when they try to cheat at card games against me or when they think they can beat me.
yeah, fool is always a great one =]

Anyway, I'm off out to a friend's

Oh yes, I have a life! =]

toodles

[HelpMeSleep]

yeah, fool is always a great one =]

Anyway, I'm off out to a friend's

Oh yes, I have a life! =]

toodles
Haha. Have fun! I should probably go to bed anyway since it's about 4 am here lol.

[Burning Star IV]

The PL forum has been on fire ever since you returned.

Welcome back!

[hellogorgeous]

hey dave. hey. heeeeeeeeey.

[bigblue2015]

As you may (or may not) have noticed by the fact that I'm now the most recent poster in pretty much every thread on the front page of PL, I'm back from Norway!

Actually, it turned out as much less of a disaster than I expected it to be - I even had fun.

Though that may have been because I got to ogle my friend's hot cousin in her bikini.

Anyway, what did I miss/who missed me/why is the forum dead?


Pics or it didn't happen.

[DaveZeroZero]

The PL forum has been on fire ever since you returned.

Welcome back!
Haha, I do my best - thanks :-)

hey dave. hey. heeeeeeeeey.
oh haiii =]

Pics or it didn't happen.
well, you delivered for me, so I feel that I must reciprocate:

http://photos-d.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v299/5/68/731345394/n731345394_1569307_7710.jpg

I look icky on the left though :bluesad:

[bigblue2015]

Haha well done sir

[DaveZeroZero]

thankss ^_^

[4N6 science]

Haha, I do my best - thanks :-)


oh haiii =]


well, you delivered for me, so I feel that I must reciprocate:

http://photos-d.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v299/5/68/731345394/n731345394_1569307_7710.jpg

I look icky on the left though :bluesad:

looks like you got a lot of sun there dave..who's that girl she's pretty hawt?

[DaveZeroZero]

looks like you got a lot of sun there dave..who's that girl she's pretty hawt?
my best friend's cousin.

I ogled her in that bikini for three whole days.

it was paradise.

[Burning Star IV]

If you were a man you would have railed her.

[4N6 science]

my best friend's cousin.

I ogled her in that bikini for three whole days.

it was paradise.

why didn't you anal her?

If you were a man you would have railed her.

QFT

[DaveZeroZero]

If you were a man you would have railed her.
railed?

why didn't you anal her?
time constraints.

[Burning Star IV]

railed?
Yes, that's right... railed.

[TK]

railed?


time constraints.


Srsly? What's more important than railing your friend's hot cousin ass?

[DaveZeroZero]

Yes, that's right... railed.
yes, but what does it mean?

Srsly? What's more important than railing your friend's hot cousin ass?
true.

[Burning Star IV]

yes, but what does it mean?
Anal, duh. This is PL after all.

[DaveZeroZero]

oh yeah, I should've guessed as much.

[mynameisX]

oh yeah, I should've guessed as much.

Yes, yes you should've.

[Willy McFurgle]

Srsly? What's more important than railing your friend's hot cousin ass?

Railing your friends hot cousins hot friends ass, thats what.

[DaveZeroZero]

Railing your friends hot cousins hot friends ass, thats what.
good answer.

[Willy McFurgle]

good answer.

Thanks. it sounds like fun, so i might try it.

[DaveZeroZero]

Thanks. it sounds like fun, so i might try it.
take footage when you do.

[mynameisX]

take footage when you do.


Why did I just feel a rush of sympathy for you?

[Willy McFurgle]

take footage when you do.

No prob

[DaveZeroZero]

Why did I just feel a rush of sympathy for you?
because it's what I deserve I missed my own 8.7k and you intuited it.

[DaveZeroZero]

No prob
awesome.

[eHaMpToN]

hinga dinga dorgen

[DaveZeroZero]

lawl

[Maxwell]

Oh, gee, thanks, I appreciate it.

But really, what did I miss?

You missed that the Dark Knight was released and that nobody has jokerized avatars anymore.

jus yankin yer chain.

[DaveZeroZero]

You missed that the Dark Knight was released and that nobody has jokerized avatars anymore.

jus yankin yer chain.
I would change my avatar, but I'm saving it for 10k =]

[Maxwell]

I would change my avatar, but I'm saving it for 10k =]

And at the rate at which your posting...that would be in the next few days yeah?lol

[DaveZeroZero]

And at the rate at which your posting...that would be in the next few days yeah?lol
At the rate at which I've posted today, it would take another 4 days.

I'm stoked haha.

[Maxwell]

hahaha you whore. anal.

[DaveZeroZero]

I'm an anal queen!

[mynameisX]

I'm an anal queen!


Congrats on making me snort soda out my nose.

[argg_xo]

I'm an anal queen!

we all know that's the truth.

[4N6 science]

Congrats on making me snort soda out my nose.


hahahah


ouch? :shrug:

[mynameisX]

hahahah


ouch? :shrug:


No, it's pretty much flat anyway. It got on my computer, though.

[4N6 science]

No, it's pretty much flat anyway. It got on my computer, though.

yum I love flat soda..

that sucks you got it on da cumputer..

[mynameisX]

yum I love flat soda..

that sucks you got it on da cumputer..


Yeah, but it wiped up.

[4N6 science]

Yeah, but it wiped up.

ooh well thats good.

I'm hungry.

[mynameisX]

ooh well thats good.

I'm hungry.


My boyfriend is taunting me by telling me he's made mac and cheese, one of my favorites.

[4N6 science]

My boyfriend is taunting me by telling me he's made mac and cheese, one of my favorites.

hahah.. I love Mac and cheese

well im out good night ttyl

[mynameisX]

hahah.. I love Mac and cheese

well im out good night ttyl


Not yet, I'm almost to 1,200!

[DaveZeroZero]

Congrats on making me snort soda out my nose.
:bow:

that sucks you got it on da cumputer..
Yeah, but it wiped up.
lolololol

Not yet, I'm almost to 1,200!
You're there now =]

and I'm at 8.9k! :-D

[TK]

I'm almost to 4k:-)

[DaveZeroZero]

I'm going to beat you to 9k :-)

[TK]

I'll catch up with you eventually...okay, probably never.

[DaveZeroZero]

success!

and I caught up with a lot of people - it could happen

I'll slow down at 10k

I hope...

[TK]

Ha, I was planning on slowing down at 5k

And I'm sure with school and a job I'll have too

[DaveZeroZero]

I just want to be able to get into the members' forum and have a bold name ^_^

[TK]

I wonder what they do in that place

[Willy McFurgle]

spoon

[DaveZeroZero]

probably have elitist orgies.

[TK]

Those two answers are most likely correct, you'll have to validate them Dave when you are of prestigious status.

[DaveZeroZero]

I will.

It will be the best thing ever.

I wonder what Ian does in there - I bet he's like the members' forum god or something.

[Willy McFurgle]

just make sure you film the mad orgies and spooning that goes on.

[DaveZeroZero]

I'll set up a macro to do it for me.

[Willy McFurgle]

Shibby

[DaveZeroZero]

Dude, where's my car?

[Willy McFurgle]

i blew it up

[DaveZeroZero]

terrorist.

now that local authorities in this country have the powers to store all of my internet records for a year, they're going to find that word and start watching me.

w00t.

[Willy McFurgle]

Hellz yea

[mynameisX]

:bow:



lolololol


You're there now =]

and I'm at 8.9k! :-D


congrats on the 9k. Or, the 9.2k...

[DaveZeroZero]

haha, thanks - I'm moving fast :-)

[mynameisX]

That's like three hundred posts since I last logged in, less than 24 hours.

[DaveZeroZero]

Oh yes.

[mynameisX]

When do you sleep?

[DaveZeroZero]

in about 40 minutes' time.

so between 11pm and 10am or so.

[mynameisX]

What time is it there?

I keep forgetting you're in England

[DaveZeroZero]

10.43pm

[mynameisX]

Huh. You're almost to 9.3......................Which means you have no life!



Just kidding

[DaveZeroZero]

it's funny because it's true.

[mynameisX]

Aww, poor Dave...

[swt_catastrophe]

it's funny because it's true.
:pet: