Oh Shit

[thesafeword]

It just dawned on me that in a week or two xXAlLiOXx (or whatever) will be living in the same town as me. And if I remember right, she threatened to hurt me awhile back. Now she's no hardheadhailey, but she could still be a threat. So, what's the terror level? Orange? Yellow?

[swt_catastrophe]

i have no idea who that is.
but try not to die.

[thespearkid]

Red! Is there anything higher than red? Purple?

[swt_catastrophe]

Red! Is there anything higher than red? Purple?
yep, purple's definitely higher.

[anamericangod]

You should take her virginity.

[thesafeword]

I'll probably come close.

[hockeyguitar99]

She was sending out some threatening messages. I think there was a thread about it in the general forum, but whatever you do, make sure you have a gun with you at all times.

[HelpMeSleep]

i have no idea who that is.
but try not to die.
You need to. Otherwise you're missing out. I'm a fan of her "I'm not a whore!" thread.

You should take her virginity.
Agreed. Do it.

She was sending out some threatening messages. I think there was a thread about it in the general forum, but whatever you do, make sure you have a gun with you at all times.
Wait. Are you talking about xoalli or hardheadhayley?

[DaveZeroZero]

if she attacks you, retaliate with anal.

[anamericangod]

I'll probably come close.

Take video plz.

[HelpMeSleep]

Oh yeah. Isn't she legal now? So the video should be just fine.

[DannySniper]

Shit'll get real.

[Willy McFurgle]

We are going to Mauve Alert 6, Just keep a taser, two coconuts, and a potato sack handy. If all else fails you might be able to penetrate her defenses in the rear. Orange-Brown Squadron will be set up with snipers on the far east corner of her neighbors home, if things get to rough, the lollipop gang will be called in. Good Luck,

<End Briefing>

[SLoT]

This is Lt. Rumpenfrunner from the Orange-Brown Squadron reporting in: We've got all snipers in place as well as water balloon experts in the trees and TP'ers ready to go in an instant. Also, one question to the OP, or in general, who the fuck would move to Pullman, WA on purpose?!

[tait]

haha at hardheadhailey reference

[kwsqd]

Well, I don't have anything to say, you've done the best you could. You really have, the best you could. You can't expect to win em all. But, I want to tell you something I've kept to myself through these years. I was in the war myself, medical corps. I was on late duty one night when they brought in a badly wounded pilot from one of the raids. He could barely talk. He looked at me and said "the odds were against us up there, but we went in anyway, I'm glad Captain made the right decision." The pilot's name was George Zip. The last thing he said to me, doc, he said, "Sometime when the crew is up against it, the breaks are beating the boys, tell them to get out there and give it all they got and win just one for the Zipper. I don't know where I'll be then doc," he said, "but I won't smell too good, that's for sure."

[hockeyguitar99]

You need to. Otherwise you're missing out. I'm a fan of her "I'm not a whore!" thread.


Agreed. Do it.


Wait. Are you talking about xoalli or hardheadhayley?

Hardheadhayley

[Willy McFurgle]

This is Lt. Rumpenfrunner from the Orange-Brown Squadron reporting in: We've got all snipers in place as well as water balloon experts in the trees and TP'ers ready to go in an instant. Also, one question to the OP, or in general, who the fuck would move to Pullman, WA on purpose?!

What up Lt. Rumpenfrunner.

[SLoT]

What up Lt. Rumpenfrunner.

Comm. McFurgle how are you?

[The_kok]

You should take her virginity.

just that?

he should tear open her food canal with a cactus

[Burning Star IV]

Or anal with a cactus?

[hellogorgeous]

Or anal with a cactus?

Which cactus?



http://www.justsimplycactus.com/sites/bbrown/_files/Image/barrel%20cactus.jpg

[mynameisX]

if she attacks you, retaliate with anal.


Seconded

[The_kok]

Or anal with a cactus?

that's what I said

[DaveZeroZero]

DO A BARREL ROLL!

x

[kwsqd]

"Do a flip!" *** k thx

[JJJ]

DO A BARREL ROLL!

x

excellent call.

[TK]

I need the backstory on this

[DaveZeroZero]

excellent call.
Why thank you :bow:

[kwsqd]

dumb

[DaveZeroZero]

well, it is the internet.

[thesafeword]

This is Lt. Rumpenfrunner from the Orange-Brown Squadron reporting in: We've got all snipers in place as well as water balloon experts in the trees and TP'ers ready to go in an instant. Also, one question to the OP, or in general, who the fuck would move to Pullman, WA on purpose?!
Washington State University.

[SLoT]

Washington State University.

Ahh... need I ask again?

just kidding... i think you're fine

[thesafeword]

Aw thanks, plus Washington State basketball is fucking awesome.

[sandra92]

send a raccoon to attack her

[limi44]

Keep your mace and rape horn close.

[thesafeword]

She'd only half rape me.

[DaveZeroZero]

She'd only half rape me.
because you half would anyway?

[HelpMeSleep]

because you half would anyway?
That's what I was wondering...

[DaveZeroZero]

isn't it like really late for you? get some sleep :-)

[HelpMeSleep]

isn't it like really late for you? get some sleep :-)
Haha yes. It's about 2:30 and I'm working 7 am to 6 pm. So I'm thinking that's a good idea. :-)

[DannySniper]

Haha yes. It's about 2:30 and I'm working 7 am to 6 pm. So I'm thinking that's a good idea. :-)

Nah, stay and talk to me and eventually send me n00dz

[DaveZeroZero]

haha, well, don't go yet - I need to tell you that I'm about to go and collect a FREE canon EOS 450D

I'm so cool.

EDIT: I can take n00dz of you with my new, FREE digital slr.

[HelpMeSleep]

Nah, stay and talk to me and eventually send me n00dz
Lol. Wishful thinking? :-p

haha, well, don't go yet - I need to tell you that I'm about to go and collect a FREE canon EOS 450D

I'm so cool.

EDIT: I can take n00dz of you with my new, FREE digital slr.
What? That's so sweet! How are you getting it for free?!

I'm so jealous. I don't even like my camera. I had one I loved but then I broke it by accidentally throwing my purse into the ocean in a drunken rock skipping mishap in Hawaii last summer. :-(

You are cool.

And even more wishful thinking apparently. Plus I'm not sure how you plan on taking pics of me from a different continent? :-p

[DaveZeroZero]

What? That's so sweet! How are you getting it for free?!

I'm so jealous. I don't even like my camera. I had one I loved but then I broke it by accidentally throwing my purse into the ocean in a drunken rock skipping mishap in Hawaii last summer. :-(

You are cool.

And even more wishful thinking apparently. Plus I'm not sure how you plan on taking pics of me from a different continent? :-p
Well, I think that that's what's waiting for me at the post office. But I won it from a TV show ust before I went on holiday and it got delivered on friday, but I was out of the country.

And I was planning for you to take pics, send them to me and then I'd take pics of those, in effect taking pics of you.

cunning, eh?

[DannySniper]

Lol. Wishful thinking? :-p

Yeah...so how about it?

[HelpMeSleep]

Well, I think that that's what's waiting for me at the post office. But I won it from a TV show ust before I went on holiday and it got delivered on friday, but I was out of the country.

And I was planning for you to take pics, send them to me and then I'd take pics of those, in effect taking pics of you.

cunning, eh?
What?! That's so cool! What TV show?

That is very cunning. I have to give you credit for that.

Yeah...so how about it?
No can do. I'm a good girl. Haha. 0:-)

[DannySniper]

What?! That's so cool! What TV show?

That is very cunning. I have to give you credit for that.


No can do. I'm a good girl. Haha. 0:-)

I see you looking at that halo, you're just itching to take it off, aren't you?

[HelpMeSleep]

I see you looking at that halo, you're just itching to take it off, aren't you?
Well, it is a little uncomfortable and it sort of messes up my hair.

[HelpMeSleep]

Have to be at work in less than 4 hours and I have to get up and shower before that and then I get to enjoy 11 long hours. Shoot me. :rolleyes:

Guess I'd better go to sleep. Later, boys. :wave:

[DannySniper]

Have to be at work in less than 4 hours and I have to get up and shower before that and then I get to enjoy 11 long hours. Shoot me. :rolleyes:

Guess I'd better go to sleep. Later, boys. :wave:

Gah. Gay. I hate timezones.

[DaveZeroZero]

What?! That's so cool! What TV show?

That is very cunning. I have to give you credit for that.
It's a show called The Gadget Show, hence why it's giving away all these free gadgets :-D
And cunning would be my middle name if it weren't Charles ^_^

[breaking news!]

What an odd situation...
Better to be safe than sorry.

[HelpMeSleep]

Gah. Gay. I hate timezones.
I know. They pretty much blow.

It's a show called The Gadget Show, hence why it's giving away all these free gadgets :-D
And cunning would be my middle name if it weren't Charles ^_^
Ohh sweet deal. Did you call in to the show or something?

Aww cute. Dave Charles? Or David Charles?

[DaveZeroZero]

Ohh sweet deal. Did you call in to the show or something?

Aww cute. Dave Charles? Or David Charles?
David Charles

called the show, didn't win the camera - it was something else at the post office =/

[TK]

I'm one step closer to stealing your identity Dave

[DaveZeroZero]

yeah, well, you're still 5000 and something posts away.

good luck.

[TK]

I'll steal your posts too

[DaveZeroZero]

how can you steal my posts?

[TK]

Offer Jason Tate incentives

[DaveZeroZero]

anal?

[TK]

What else is there?

[Willy McFurgle]

reverse anal penis lock maybe....

[DaveZeroZero]

reverse anal penis lock maybe....
perhaps.

[Willy McFurgle]

its always an option

[DaveZeroZero]

oh yes.

[TK]

sounds dangerous...I wanna try it now

[Willy McFurgle]

Or a helicopter

[DaveZeroZero]

or a rofflecopter

[Willy McFurgle]

Hahaha

[kwsqd]

Do a flip!

[DaveZeroZero]

lol wut

[kwsqd]

Do a flip!

[HelpMeSleep]

David Charles

called the show, didn't win the camera - it was something else at the post office =/
cute :-)

that show officially sucks. you can tell them that if you want, mandi says they suck.

yeah, well, you're still 5000 and something posts away.

good luck.
getting close to 10,000! :-)

Offer Jason Tate incentives
sexual favors? ;-)

[thesafeword]

Or n00dz.

[HelpMeSleep]

Or n00dz.
The number one thing I associate you with is n00dz.

[swt_catastrophe]

haha. win.

[DaveZeroZero]

cute :-)

that show officially sucks. you can tell them that if you want, mandi says they suck.


getting close to 10,000! :-)
haha, I may tell them next time I call in =]

and yepp, not long to go now!

The number one thing I associate you with is n00dz.
The number one thing I WANT to associate you with is n00dz.

[HelpMeSleep]

haha, I may tell them next time I call in =]

and yepp, not long to go now!


The number one thing I WANT to associate you with is n00dz.
You're back!! Me and Ashley have been talking about you waiting for you.

I would tell them if I were you. And you could tell them that they might redeem themselves in my eyes by giving you some sweet gadgets.

Ohh really now? ;-)

[swt_catastrophe]

You're back!! Me and Ashley have been talking about you waiting for you.

I would tell them if I were you. And you could tell them that they might redeem themselves in my eyes by giving you some sweet gadgets.

Ohh really now? ;-)
it's true! you should read up..
we've got some sweet plans in the work!

[DaveZeroZero]

You're back!! Me and Ashley have been talking about you waiting for you.

I would tell them if I were you. And you could tell them that they might redeem themselves in my eyes by giving you some sweet gadgets.

Ohh really now? ;-)
Oh yessss ;-)

it's true! you should read up..
we've got some sweet plans in the work!
oh, do divulge to me your plans!

[thesafeword]

The number one thing I associate you with is n00dz.
One day I'll get them, one day.

[thesafeword]

And bumped because she'll be living here in Pullman between today and next weekend, whenever the students come back.

[DannySniper]

And bumped because she'll be living here in Pullman between today and next weekend, whenever the students come back.


You're fucked.

It was nice meeting you.

[thesafeword]

Damn, she's going to hunt me down and force me to almost have sex with her.

[swt_catastrophe]

or eat you.
whichever.

[DannySniper]

Damn, she's going to hunt me down and force me to almost have sex with her.

Wait, has she posted in this thread yet?

[thesafeword]

No, but don't you remember all of her stories about almost losing her virginity? The "I'm Not A Whore" thread?

[swt_catastrophe]

wait.
someone actually slept with her?

EDIT: almost, jay kay

[DannySniper]

No, but don't you remember all of her stories about almost losing her virginity? The "I'm Not A Whore" thread?

Yeah.

But where has she been? Like, if you made a thread like this about me, I would be posting in it non-stop.

[swt_catastrophe]

Yeah.

But where has she been? Like, if you made a thread like this about me, I would be posting in it non-stop.
if i made a thread about you almost not being a virgin?

[DannySniper]

if i made a thread about you almost not being a virgin?

It would be false.

See 'When did you lose your virginity?' thread

[swt_catastrophe]

It would be false.

See 'When did you lose your virginity?' thread
lolz. i don't keep up on these things.

[DannySniper]

lolz. i don't keep up on these things.

Luckily, I do.

[HelpMeSleep]

that was a really entertaining thread. I remember I happened upon it and it was already really long and I read the whole thing anyway and felt like it was worth it haha.

[swt_catastrophe]

Luckily, I do.
i can't remember if i've mentioned this before or not, but..
your headline makes me smile.
nice taste in music.

[DannySniper]

that was a really entertaining thread. I remember I happened upon it and it was already really long and I read the whole thing anyway and felt like it was worth it haha.

Pure dedication.

[DannySniper]

i can't remember if i've mentioned this before or not, but..
your headline makes me smile.
nice taste in music.

You haven't, I only changes it recently.

Jonny Craig is the second coming of J.C.

Multi-quoting is for ****

[swt_catastrophe]

You haven't, I only changes it recently.

Jonny Craig is the second coming of J.C.
i <3 jonny craig.
apparently, he's having a baby..
but just broke up with his fiance.
i'm ::confused::

[DannySniper]

i <3 jonny craig.
apparently, he's having a baby..
but just broke up with his fiance.
i'm ::confused::

I'll quite happily step in for her.

And yeah, that sucks, seeing as he just got her name tattooed on his hands.

[swt_catastrophe]

I'll quite happily step in for her.

And yeah, that sucks, seeing as he just got her name tattooed on his hands.
i know, right.
oh the joys of being friends with someone on facebook.
you get to know EVERYTHING.
its a tad ridiculous, actually

[DannySniper]

i know, right.
oh the joys of being friends with someone on facebook.
you get to know EVERYTHING.
its a tad ridiculous, actually

He has FaceBook?

I must add him.

He never accepts me though, lol.

[swt_catastrophe]

he does.

you should.

and how do you know?

[DannySniper]

he does.

you should.

and how do you know?

I've attempted to add him on MySpace three times.

I think its cause I'm not a hot chick.

All his friends are either band members or incredibly beautiful women.

[swt_catastrophe]

lolz. that's kinda funny, actually

[DannySniper]

lolz. that's kinda funny, actually

Its awesome.

...And I cant find him on FaceBook.:-(

[swt_catastrophe]

Its awesome.

...And I cant find him on FaceBook.:-(
lol.
did you search "jonny craig"?
he's in the lexington, ky network
i love how i'm helping you stalk him, lol

[DannySniper]

lol.
did you search "jonny craig"?
he's in the lexington, ky network
i love how i'm helping you stalk him, lol

Yeah, but were not the 'Lexington, KY' bit.

I'm on it.

[swt_catastrophe]

Yeah, but were not the 'Lexington, KY' bit.

I'm on it.
let me know how it works out for you! lolz

[DannySniper]

let me know how it works out for you! lolz

Fingers crossed.

My dream is to see him in concert.

[swt_catastrophe]

Fingers crossed.

My dream is to see him in concert.
me and you both.
i saw dgd after he left
what a joke

[DannySniper]

me and you both.
i saw dgd after he left
what a joke

At least they didn't try to replicate the stuff they did with Jonny.

I still really like them, but now Jon and Eric have left, I don't know what is going to happen. Kurt was a really good choice, though. I wonder what would of happened if Nic Newsham joined, like he was gonna.

Have you heard their new album?

I wank to Burning Down The Nicotine Armoir Pt. 2.

[swt_catastrophe]

At least they didn't try to replicate the stuff they did with Jonny.

I still really like them, but now Jon and Eric have left, I don't know what is going to happen. Kurt was a really good choice, though. I wonder what would of happened if Nic Newsham joined, like he was gonna.

Have you heard their new album?

I wank to Burning Down The Nicotine Armoir Pt. 2.
meh, i do, but i miss old dgd.
i'm love emarosa though, i gotta say.
and kurt's weird.

and of course,
i have this thing where i have to listen to album's as soon as they leak

and wow. did not need to know that.

[swt_catastrophe]

jw- how old are you, anyways?

[DannySniper]

meh, i do, but i miss old dgd.
i'm love emarosa though, i gotta say.
and kurt's weird.

and of course,
i have this thing where i have to listen to album's as soon as they leak

and wow. did not need to know that.

Emarosa is epic.

Kurt is a cutie. When he was speaking about Jon leaving in an interview, it sounded like he was going to cry, I wanted to cuddle him and tell him that everything would be alright.

And I can't buy Emarosa or DGD over here, so I'm forced to download leaks at least thats my justification

And I had to get it off my chest. I know I'm not the only one.

jw- how old are you, anyways?

17 and 8 months.

Why?

[swt_catastrophe]

Emarosa is epic.

Kurt is a cutie. When he was speaking about Jon leaving in an interview, it sounded like he was going to cry, I wanted to cuddle him and tell him that everything would be alright.

And I can't buy Emarosa or DGD over here, so I'm forced to download leaks at least thats my justification

And I had to get it off my chest. I know I'm not the only one.



17 and 8 months.

Why?
you should've cuddled him.
he likes it.

and nice justification. hah
my conscious is clear :-)

lol @ being super exact.
just curious- cause its not listed.

[DannySniper]

you should've cuddled him.
he likes it.

and nice justification. hah
my conscious is clear :-)

lol @ being super exact.
just curious- cause its not listed.

Yeah, 4 months until I'm an adult.

And yeah, its not listed to add to my...mystique(?)

[eHaMpToN]

Omarosa > Emarosa

[DannySniper]

Omarosa > Emarosa

:nono:

[DaveZeroZero]

i <3 jonny craig.
apparently, he's having a baby..
but just broke up with his fiance.
i'm ::confused::
He never had a fiancée - he only bangs underage fangirls, you know?

lol.
did you search "jonny craig"?
he's in the lexington, ky network
i love how i'm helping you stalk him, lol
Jonny Craig is too busy being cool to waste his time with some site for pussies like facebook. It's clearly a fake.

[xXaLLiOo]

Hahaha I didn't even know there was a thread about me!

[thesafeword]

Well there is now.

[showmethefever]

What a fucking cliff hanger and a half, never did see her or hear from her again, she was probably just lying. Dave bumping his old "Who Would You Rather Fuck?" thread lead me to seeing who I voted for in that thread which lead me to clicking on my username which lead me to looking at my old threads. Too many anal and noodz jokes in here though, maybe it was funny back then, I don't remember.

[.invisible ink.]

What a fucking cliff hanger and a half, never did see her or hear from her again, she was probably just lying. Dave bumping his old "Who Would You Rather Fuck?" thread lead me to seeing who I voted for in that thread which lead me to clicking on my username which lead me to looking at my old threads. Too many anal and noodz jokes in here though, maybe it was funny back then, I don't remember.

you were thesafeword? why the name change?

[bung]

You shoulda fucked her. She looks fuckable.

[showmethefever]

you were thesafeword? why the name change?
I was banned back in the day, I'm not really sure why, but I took a break from the site for awhile then came back. I don't even know why I bumped this haha.

[.invisible ink.]

I was banned back in the day, I'm not really sure why, but I took a break from the site for awhile then came back. I don't even know why I bumped this haha.

you should hit it. she's super cute.

[showmethefever]

you should hit it. she's super cute.
Haha, like I said, I'm pretty sure she was lying or finally just left, because after the post in here I'm not sure if we ever heard from her again. I really don't remember much from this situation, but she was crazy and an attention whore, I think. Fuck it, I really just don't remember haha.

[.invisible ink.]

Haha, like I said, I'm pretty sure she was lying or finally just left, because after the post in here I'm not sure if we ever heard from her again. I really don't remember much from this situation, but she was crazy and an attention whore, I think. Fuck it, I really just don't remember haha.

i vaguely remember her but i don't really recall my opinion of her. too bad she doesn't post anymore.

[showmethefever]

i vaguely remember her but i don't really recall my opinion of her. too bad she doesn't post anymore.
Well, I feel like more and more people from the "old PL" haved showed up recently, so maybe we'll get her or hot_emo or Mrs.Sweeney Todd back or something haha.

[.invisible ink.]

Well, I feel like more and more people from the "old PL" haved showed up recently, so maybe we'll get her or hot_emo or Mrs.Sweeney Todd back or something haha.

i'd rather it be her than either of those two. at least she seemed to be able to form a complete sentence.

[showmethefever]

i'd rather it be her than either of those two. at least she seemed to be able to form a complete sentence.
And she seems to be winning in the possibility of being a real person category between the three.

[.invisible ink.]

And she seems to be winning in the possibility of being a real person category between the three.

exactly.

[DaveZeroZero]

Well, I feel like more and more people from the "old PL" haved showed up recently, so maybe we'll get her or hot_emo or Mrs.Sweeney Todd back or something haha.
We've waited for it before and it will never happen.

[showmethefever]

We've waited for it before and it will never happen.
I think that it's best though, we don't want to force things.