Please help me!

[I<3mxpx]

Well....school just started and theres all these new hot chiks and stuff.....and i dunno wat it is but theres this really hot chik that sits next to me in my algibra class and i dunno y but one time when we were in this study group thingy....she accidently touched my hand and of coarse in uncontollebly poped a boner. And also for some reason i dont know y but i have this rash that is on my hands..neck.....back.....and parts of my arms. Im not complaining it just starts to hurt after a while. Ive tried many different ointments and creams and it just doesnt go away. Its really embarassing and i put make-up on my arms to try and cover it up but doesnt work. And i dont wanna tell my parents cause theyll think im realy weird or somethin and i dont know what to do...please will someone help me. Or just give me some helpful advise. Thanks :lol2:

[MaybeOneDay]

Heres what you do:

Cover your bed in gasoline. Lie down on it. Light a match. Drop the match onto your bed.

[ATFEH4President]

boner from her touching your hand...AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! woo that was a good one

[MrChainsaw389]

Heres what you do:

Cover your bed in gasoline. Lie down on it. Light a match. Drop the match onto your bed. What he said

[_astheruinfalls]

Here's a razor.

[fractions]

Hahahahahahaha

[_astheruinfalls]

I hope you all know this guy is a big shitter. He has made about 5 threads exactly like this.

[mOvielife99]

....she accidently touched my hand and of coarse in uncontollebly poped a boner.
dude come on

[Love As Arson]

I guess love can blossom in schools for the mentally retarded.

[Lueda Alia]

I guess love can blossom in schools for the mentally retarded.
hahahahahaha

[Jim Morgan]

what would make everything funnier is if he popped a boner and it slapped her in the face

[ohlookitspaul]

what would make everything funnier is if he popped a boner and it slapped her in the face
i would be very impressed if he could do that

[mondeoman]

dude come on
Yeah seriously.

[Andy]

Whatever you do, get the fuck out of algebra-class now!!

[punklet2101]

hahaha

[Brit_Ben]

a lota people on this site seem to post a lota problems about getting boners.......little bit strange if you ask me :sick:

[fractions]

hahaha.

[kimosabe]

some girl accidently touched your hand

"Quick! To the internet message board for help!"
pillock.

[Brit_Ben]

lol yea and it gave him a boner, just think if she had ripped his pantes off n gone for it! the poor lad wuda exploded!!!!!

[Kill Cupid]

some girl accidently touched your hand

"Quick! To the internet message board for help!"
pillock.

lmao, that poor gir. I'm afraid to see what happen if she made eye contact.....

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lmao, that poor gir. I'm afraid to see what happen if she made eye contact.....

Are You?

[Hilikus]

well as long as she didnt notice the boner...

[fractions]

well as long as she didnt notice the boner...

I'd love to see how "she" would have reacted if she saw the boner she had created.

[mOvielife99]

some girl accidently touched your hand

"Quick! To the internet message board for help!"
pillock.
hahahahhahaha nice

[EMO-tionRomance]

lol yea and it gave him a boner, just think if she had ripped his pantes off n gone for it! the poor lad wuda exploded!!!!!hahahahahahaha

Dude, a boner from her touching your hand? :lol2:

[MaybeOneDay]

I'm willing to bet everything I own that from that day forward this kid has been masturbating at night thinking about the split second she accidentally touched his hand.

[Zeran]

what the fuck is wrong with you. you have a rash all over your body. go to a fucking doctor. and please die.