what do guys like?

[ilovehim]

what sexual things do guys like the best from a girl?

[about3fitty]

anal

[The Boathouse]

anal

[argg_xo]

anal.

[HelpMeSleep]

I'm just gonna go out on a limb and guess that they like anal.

[asteria]

anal.

and sex with you and your:

(choose one or all of the following)

mom
mom's hot friend
mom's hot friend's daughter
aunt's neighbor
cousin
sister
sister's hot friend
sister's hot friend's older hotter sister
friend
neighbor
haley willams
audrey bitoni
eva angelina
shannon elizabeth
any of the spice girls except scary spice
all the girls in eisley
Tifa Lockehart (for all you video game fans)

[jkaminallen]

intercourse

[Burning Star IV]

Anal fisting.

[hellogorgeous]

holding hands!

[elenar011]

im gonna go out on a limb and say best thread ever

[asteria]

im gonna go out on a limb and say best thread ever

i agree.

[asteria]

Anal fisting.

i first saw that when i was 13 while watching porn with at a friend's house.

i said to my friend, "Dude, why is that chick punching the other chicks asshole?"

i was so naive.

[MidCal]

Holding each other ever so softly,


















but mostly anal

[Marty_s]

motor boating.

[Brandon Allin]

anal

[billyboatkid]

69 is the bee's knees.

[Burning Star IV]

Pie in the Sky

[drewziph]

fingers up their bum.

no?

[The_kok]

getting shitted in their mouth while getting stabbed in the stomach

that or something else that resembles the bme pain olympics

[Willy McFurgle]

Donkey Punch into a bull ride.

[swt_catastrophe]

what sexual things do guys like the best from a girl?
you're posting in PL.
did you actually expect a response besides anal?

[Neo Cassady]

Analysis of my penis with her mouth

[drewziph]

Analysis of my penis with her mouth
lol.

[Marty_s]

Post n00dz and I'll tell you what on you the guy would want to do. ok?

[swt_catastrophe]

oh, and in case you hadn't caught on yet..
they all love the n00dz.
see above :]

Analysis of my penis with her mouth
haha. nice.

[Marty_s]

oh, and in case you hadn't caught on yet..
they all love the n00dz.
see above :]


haha. nice.

this thing is totally a scam. she only has one post and no pics on her profile.

[amo.]

holding hands!

i laughed so hard.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

are you a fucking idiot? I think that they like whatever they can get.

[TK]

I'm suprised their wasn't more anal replies.

Guys like Brinner, and of course, anal.
Mix the two, and you have the happiest guy on Earth!

[bluecrunchy]

About tree-fitty.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

I was with this guy who actualy wasn't into anal. Soooo I guess it depends on the guy.

[kwsqd]

girls named nikki

[Burning Star IV]

Vaginas.

[hellogorgeous]

girls named nikki


you're smoother than DQ soft serve!

[hellogorgeous]

I was with this guy who actualy wasn't into anal. Soooo I guess it depends on the guy.


ditto. my ex was all "how about we don't and say we did"

[bigblue2015]

This thread was a blatant set-up for the most consecutive "anal" posts in AP history.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

girls named nikki :-p

ditto. my ex was all "how about we don't and say we did" I didn't care that he didn't want it, and I was even willing to atleast once, but he said no so I wasn't complaining.

[kwsqd]

you're smoother than DQ soft serve!
wouldn't you like to know! :whistle:

[thesafeword]

n00dz!

[wewascontenders]

anal.

and sex with you and your:

(choose one or all of the following)

mom
mom's hot friend
mom's hot friend's daughter
aunt's neighbor
cousin
sister
sister's hot friend
sister's hot friend's older hotter sister
friend
neighbor
haley willams
audrey bitoni
eva angelina
shannon elizabeth
any of the spice girls except scary spice
all the girls in eisley
Tifa Lockehart (for all you video game fans)

straight outta' naughty america

[JJJ]

any variation that involves my dick and a chick

[immorehxcthanu]

Spooning.

[Burning Star IV]

Forking.

[TakingBackDowd]

Knifing.

[thesafeword]

Fucking.

[Burning Star IV]

Fpooning.

[jdark6]

anal.

and sex with you and your:

(choose one or all of the following)

mom
mom's hot friend
mom's hot friend's daughter
aunt's neighbor
cousin
sister
sister's hot friend
sister's hot friend's older hotter sister
friend
neighbor
haley willams
audrey bitoni
eva angelina
shannon elizabeth
any of the spice girls except scary spice
all the girls in eisley
Tifa Lockehart (for all you video game fans)

YES.

[DaveZeroZero]

I was with this guy who actualy wasn't into anal. Soooo I guess it depends on the guy.
he was clearly gay.

YES.
who?

I'd say anal would be the best choice, but that'd totally just be caving to peer pressure.

give him anal.

Yes, you give him anal.

[thesafeword]

I think that gay guys like anal.

[jdark6]

who?

Have not lived until have viewed some Audrey! One of my personal favourite 'adult stars'.

[DaveZeroZero]

Have not lived until have viewed some Audrey! One of my personal favourite 'adult stars'.
I wouldn't.

[4N6 science]

anal

anal

anal.

Best first three posts to a thread.

I'm just gonna go out on a limb and guess that they like anal.

You'd be 100% correct.

Anal fisting.

nice twist to a great sex act.

holding hands!

come on jennifer.. can it be holding hands while analing??

[4N6 science]

OH I forgot.. I like to SHOOT a nice load in girls eyes.

[DaveZeroZero]

It's shoot, Jon, shoot.

[Burning Star IV]

Pink eye? Cum brushing?

[thesafeword]

Also, the limit on quotes is 5. And I don't even think that it's quoting season, you're free to fish bass though.

[4N6 science]

It's shoot, Jon, shoot.

yeah yeah.. i'll fix it..

[DaveZeroZero]

Also, the limit on quotes is 5. And I don't even think that it's quoting season, you're free to fish bass though.
I'm pretty sure it isn't - I've done more.

[swt_catastrophe]

I'm suprised their wasn't more anal replies.

Guys like Brinner, and of course, anal.
Mix the two, and you have the happiest guy on Earth!

yes for brinner!

[Burning Star IV]

I could go for some waffles.

[swt_catastrophe]

i have blueberry ones.

[Burning Star IV]

I hate you.

[thesafeword]

Chocolate chip pancakes and waffles = fuck yeah!

[swt_catastrophe]

you're free to have some.

[4N6 science]

this thread is boring now.

[swt_catastrophe]

Chocolate chip pancakes and waffles = fuck yeah!
nope.
its waffles OR pancakes.
you can't have both :-p

[Burning Star IV]

Somehow I get the feeling that are large distance sits between me and your waffles.

[thesafeword]

nope.
its waffles OR pancakes.
you can't have both :-p
I didn't mean at once, but in general.

[thesafeword]

But, if I had to pick one, then it's pancakes.

[swt_catastrophe]

Somehow I get the feeling that are large distance sits between me and your waffles.
meh. canada's not that far away.
i guess the question is..
how badly do you want those waffles?
I didn't mean at once, but in general.
hey, you never know.

[Smash Adams]

can you anal chocolate chip pancakes? if so/thread

[Burning Star IV]

meh. canada's not that far away.
i guess the question is..
how badly do you want those waffles?
Well, I'll be home in 15 min, so I'm not that desperate.

[thesafeword]

meh. canada's not that far away.
i guess the question is..
how badly do you want those waffles?

hey, you never know.
Yeah, people do crazy shit these days.

[BalancingacT]

can you anal chocolate chip pancakes? if so/thread
Fairly easily. It gets a bit tricky at times, but it's definitely manageable.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

he was clearly gay.


who?

I'd say anal would be the best choice, but that'd totally just be caving to peer pressure.

give him anal.

Yes, you give him anal.


oh yeah, clearly.

[KStrat]

anal.
eva angelina.



edited :)

[concernedparent]

holding hands!
hahahaha

[hellogorgeous]

:-p

I didn't care that he didn't want it, and I was even willing to atleast once, but he said no so I wasn't complaining.

samsies

[AP_Punk]

fleshlights

[PezMullet]

womens are good for three things:
-Cooking
-Cleaning
-Vaginas

but seriously...

ATM

[Fallinto_rhythm]

womens are good for three things:
-Cooking
-Cleaning
-Vaginas

but seriously...

ATM


that's a good list.

[NEP633]

i agree with ATM...not the thing you get money out of.

[PezMullet]

Ass To Mouth is the shit!

[thebestkylever]

the spanish inquisition.

[thesafeword]

Now that's how you get pink eye.

[HelpMeSleep]

womens are good for three things:
-Cooking
-Cleaning
-Vaginas
The guy I was with was envisioning our future together and he basically offered to take care of the cooking and cleaning. So of those 3 all I needed to provide was the vag. Would've been a sweet life.

[DannySniper]

Sometimes, sex can be fun.

[thesafeword]

Sometimes.

[DaveZeroZero]

can you anal chocolate chip pancakes? if so/thread
I shall endeavor to find out

oh yeah, clearly.
mmhmm

Ass To Mouth is the shit!
I c wut u did thar

[FallenAngel117]

these answers arent very original

[DaveZeroZero]

donkey punch!

[JJJ]

these answers arent very original


I like girls who sometimes make the first move, just sometimes go for it, instead of me going for it.
would be nice.

plus, a girl that can be awesome in bed and awesome in general.

more original for you?

[DaveZeroZero]

that contained very little sexual content, which means that, whilst being a little more original, was of very little use.

[JJJ]

that contained very little sexual content, which means that, whilst being a little more original, was of very little use.

I'm sorry sir, I like to 'woo' the ladies first.

[DaveZeroZero]

Well, of course!

But the OP was asking what sexual things they like, or so I seem to remember.

[kaycey]

has someone already said anal?

[DaveZeroZero]

probably not

I think it's worth saying at at least one more time, just in case.

[DannySniper]

Anal.

We're safe.

[DaveZeroZero]

that's because you can't get pregnant having anal.

[DannySniper]

that's because you can't get pregnant having anal.

At least, not yet.

[DaveZeroZero]

well, if there's a little dribble, maybe.

[breaking news!]

They like getting head.

So when he tells you he's about to cum, tell him you like it on your face. But don't forget to close your eyes. And you'll get cockslapped for using your teeth. Don't do that either.

Happy blowings!

[llwilliamsll]

Has anal been mentioned yet?

[4N6 science]

that's because you can't get pregnant having anal.

you can get AIDS...

[thesafeword]

that's because you can't get pregnant having anal.
Best. Baby. Ever.

[DannySniper]

They like getting head.

So when he tells you he's about to cum, tell him you like it on your face. But don't forget to close your eyes. And you'll get cockslapped for using your teeth. Don't do that either.

Happy blowings!


That sounds oddly familiar...?

[thesafeword]

And not realy sarcastic.

[theguy77]

not that i have so much experience but dirty talk is a no for me. some guys love it but i hate it, its a total turn off it makes the girl seem like a dirty whore like i dont want to hear about all the mechanics of "fucking your fucking cunt" lets just do it and enjoy it haha. moaning is nice though, however let that come out naturally dont just fake the loudest shout you can come up with.

[DaveZeroZero]

you can get AIDS...
Yeah, but that's great for jokes.

Best. Baby. Ever.
Oh yes.

[coryatlarge]

is anal already mentioned? damn.... i''d have to say sex
i'd like that

[DaveZeroZero]

Most of us would.

[coryatlarge]

but theres a select few that would just like to talk about their feelings

[elenar011]

i dont believe you

[DaveZeroZero]

neither do I.

emotions are for sissies.

[miketrondson]

I'll take a guess and say that most of the people saying "anal" have probably never gotten anal.. Or vaginal intercourse for that matter.

[DaveZeroZero]

In my case, this is true

I will now cry.

[swt_catastrophe]

but theres a select few that would just like to talk about their feelings
. . .
i dont believe you
ditto.
neither do I.

emotions are for sissies.
see above.
I'll take a guess and say that most of the people saying "anal" have probably never gotten anal.. Or vaginal intercourse for that matter.
QFT.

[miketrondson]

QFT.

Word.I still expect one of them to flame me, haha.

[DaveZeroZero]

Word.I still expect one of them to flame me, haha.
I just lay back and accepted it.

Like I would do should a hot, female AP.net member offer me sex.

[swt_catastrophe]

Word.I still expect one of them to flame me, haha.
lol. yeah, probably.
wait for it.


wait for it.
I just lay back and accepted it.

Like I would do should a hot, female AP.net member offer me sex.
yeah, how's that working out for you, anyways?

[DaveZeroZero]

yeah, how's that working out for you, anyways?
can you surmise my answer from the fact that I posted 480 times yesterday and began today on 8898 posts?

If not, it's going terribly.

[swt_catastrophe]

can you surmise my answer from the fact that I posted 480 times yesterday and began today on 8898 posts?

If not, it's going terribly.
lol. yeah, i gathered as much.

c'mon! put that english accent to good use. lol

[4N6 science]

something I want right now is some ashley.

[DaveZeroZero]

lol. yeah, i gathered as much.

c'mon! put that english accent to good use. lol
funnily enough, an english accent doesn't work in england =[

[swt_catastrophe]

something I want right now is some ashley.
oh is that so?

[swt_catastrophe]

funnily enough, an english accent doesn't work in england =[
yeah, well try america.
girls would be all over that.
english accents are damn sexy

[DaveZeroZero]

yeah, well try america.
girls would be all over that.
english accents are damn sexy
o swt.

wanna bang?

[thesafeword]

He put the moves on you, yeah he put the moves on you.

[Burning Star IV]

Bow-chica-wow-wow.

[swt_catastrophe]

o swt.

wanna bang?
:slutkiss:

[4N6 science]

oh is that so?

yes that is so. what are you going to do about it?

[swt_catastrophe]

yes that is so. what are you going to do about it?
hmmm.
wouldn't you like to know :flirt:

[4N6 science]

hmmm.
wouldn't you like to know :flirt:

I would definitely like to know.. especially since you used the flirt smiley oh yeah..

[breaking news!]

That sounds oddly familiar...?

No, not quite. Sorry to burst your bubble, but that's not from experience. I've made bad choices in the past and I can admit to that. However, no one has ever treated me like that. Thankfully I haven't managed to get myself into that bad of a situation. So the point was that you shouldn't exactly go looking for it...I'm not sure. Just brings up bad memories when I was basically a little slut.

[thesafeword]

Do you have pictures of these memories?

[breaking news!]

Do you have pictures of these memories?

Not really, just one or two.

[SLoT]

Dome.