I Had To Post This (I'm Laughing Right Now)

[Kamtin Mohager]

Aaron Carter has been dropped by Jive Records.

[Jared Kaufman]

I'm surprised, Kam, I thought you'd like 'em (shrugs)

[Mercy Medical]

Wow, took them a while to figure out that he sucks... :P

[albatrossxivy]

sucks for his punk ass

[venus/bacchus]

what's he gonna do with that studio at his house now?

[Andy]

Break out the fuckin' booze :D

[albatrossxivy]

what's he gonna do with that studio at his house now?

sell it to his best friend jessica simpson of course

[bossman calling]

The kid is set for life, I'm sure he really gives a shit. We'll see him again in eight years on The Surreal Life 9, staring Jamie Kennedy, Anna-Nicole Smith, the violin player from Yellowcard, Lil Flip, the Jenna Bush, Ashlee Simpson and that kid from the Sixth Sense.

[ShoeSh1ne]

When will people realize that no matter if you have a brother/sister who made it big, it doesn't automatically mean you will.

[IPS Josh]

What a toolbag!

nhhgu9ahg

[youareallfreaks]

hate on this kid all you want, but he is a bigger pimp than you.
he went out with lindsay lohan and then cheated on her with hillary duff (which seems back-asswards to me, but still).

he'll probably be picked up by vagrant or something.

[aolsux]

WTF why??? That's how I beat shaq is an american classic.
hahahahaha, god this kid was fucking terrible

[Jared Kaufman]

hate on this kid all you want, but he is a bigger pimp than you.
he went out with lindsay lohan and then cheated on her with hillary duff (which seems back-asswards to me, but still).

he'll probably be picked up by vagrant or something.
:lol:

[SomePerson22]

hate on this kid all you want, but he is a bigger pimp than you.
he went out with lindsay lohan and then cheated on her with hillary duff (which seems back-asswards to me, but still).

he'll probably be picked up by vagrant or something.
i heard it was the other way, he cheated on hilary with lindsay.


hehehe.

[aolsux]

hahahahaha, god this kid was fucking terrible
but he did get some from hilary duff, props to him, but i still and happy he's out of the picture now

[fftlisgoodstuff]

this just in:

Kamtin Mohager has been dropped from absolutepunk.net

[PunkDrums182]

When will people realize that no matter if you have a brother/sister who made it big, it doesn't automatically mean you will.
yea well he was big enough to be rich..

[albatrossxivy]

this just in:

Kamtin Mohager has been dropped from absolutepunk.net

pssh vagrants gonna have a field day!!!

[deadEYEDwelcome]

Wow, took them a while to figure out that he sucks... :P
exactly, he should have been out of music when he made his first album

[Frank Giaramita]

hahaa, this thread's funny. Here's my two cents: Aaron wears guy pants, Kamtin doesnt. :wink3: :lol2:

[yanggoh]

WTF why??? That's how I beat shaq is an american classic.

haha how true...where would we be without it?

[em0_stars]

The kid is set for life, I'm sure he really gives a shit. We'll see him again in eight years on The Surreal Life 9, staring Jamie Kennedy, Anna-Nicole Smith, the violin player from Yellowcard, Lil Flip, the Jenna Bush, Ashlee Simpson and that kid from the Sixth Sense.


funniest thing i have read all day

[archamedes]

all you people are so lame, you cant honestly tell me you havnt touched your self at least once to a poster of aaron carter.









....awkward silence.

[As Derrick Rust]

hahaa, this thread's funny. Here's my two cents: Aaron wears guy pants, Kamtin doesnt. :wink3: :lol2:


that would have been funnier if you werent joking.

[Scott Weber]

I'm surprised, Kam, I thought you'd like 'em (shrugs)

yeah he does...

here's an exclusive pic of them onstage together!! Kamtin is secretly Aaron's biggest fan...

http://students.washington.edu/sweber2/ahahaha.JPG

[Jared Kaufman]

yeah he does...

here's an exclusive pic of them onstage together!! Kamtin is secretly Aaron's biggest fan...

http://students.washington.edu/sweber2/ahahaha.JPG
There's a reason I love Scott and am glad to now have 'em on staff.

[CROMagnon]

yeah he does...

here's an exclusive pic of them onstage together!! Kamtin is secretly Aaron's biggest fan...

http://students.washington.edu/sweber2/ahahaha.JPG
lmfao

[Frank Giaramita]

hahahahahaha, this thread rocks so hard.

[projectmayhem16]

There's a reason I love Scott and am glad to now have 'em on staff.that and he has the best avatar ever, besides years gone by (that chick was smokin')

[Cottage Cheese]

i heard it was the other way, he cheated on hilary with lindsay.


hehehe.

I heard he dated Hilary, and then he went to go plug her in the ass, and she farted and he got all grossed out, and so he cheated with Lindsay, and she let him feel her boobs, but he jizzed his pants too soon, and so Lindsay dumped his ass and so he tried going after Mary Kate Olsen, but Aaron got kinda tired of her throwing up all her meals and didn't even have any energy to make out with him. Crazy teenagers!

[Frank Giaramita]

was aaron carter the one that got ass raped in the back of the limo? Or was that lil bow wow? someone help me out here.

[saintjoel]

yeah he does...

here's an exclusive pic of them onstage together!! Kamtin is secretly Aaron's biggest fan...

http://students.washington.edu/sweber2/ahahaha.JPG

seriously...can you squeeze hanson into that pic?

[dude45230]

The kid is set for life, I'm sure he really gives a shit. We'll see him again in eight years on The Surreal Life 9, staring Jamie Kennedy, Anna-Nicole Smith, the violin player from Yellowcard, Lil Flip, the Jenna Bush, Ashlee Simpson and that kid from the Sixth Sense.

hahaha, that line-up would be pretty rad. Just replace the vilonist from YC with William Hung and I think it'd be perfect

[Jared Kaufman]

seriously...can you squeeze hanson into that pic?
HAHAHAHAHAHA!

[djUbilla]

The kid is set for life, I'm sure he really gives a shit. We'll see him again in eight years on The Surreal Life 9, staring Jamie Kennedy, Anna-Nicole Smith, the violin player from Yellowcard, Lil Flip, the Jenna Bush, Ashlee Simpson and that kid from the Sixth Sense.

Freakin' hilarious. Wow. You the man Bossman. Represent the NoVa.

[Scott Weber]

snWeebs (1:28:35 PM): WHERE IS KAMTIN
snWeebs (1:28:38 PM): he needs to see this
jayrod8402 (1:28:42 PM): Beating off to aaron carter's CD
jayrod8402 (1:28:45 PM): hahaha
jayrod8402 (1:28:46 PM): I KNOW!
snWeebs (1:28:48 PM): LOL
jayrod8402 (1:28:50 PM): I can't stop laughing dude
snWeebs (1:29:06 PM): me neither
snWeebs (1:29:12 PM): life is too good man
jayrod8402 (1:29:13 PM): He's probably beating off to Billy Gillman too
snWeebs (1:29:20 PM): oh snap!!

[southshoreconor]

The kid is set for life, I'm sure he really gives a shit. We'll see him again in eight years on The Surreal Life 9, staring Jamie Kennedy, Anna-Nicole Smith, the violin player from Yellowcard, Lil Flip, the Jenna Bush, Ashlee Simpson and that kid from the Sixth Sense.


well said.

[Alex Frydman]

snWeebs (4:28:24 PM): make a post!
snWeebs (4:28:26 PM): join in!
sp416 (4:28:58 PM): i'm so not clever enough for this
snWeebs (4:29:24 PM): you can do it
snWeebs (4:29:26 PM): i know you can
snWeebs (4:29:30 PM): post!! join in!!!
snWeebs (4:29:33 PM): be well liked!



damn you scott for making me fall to peer pressure....

[CROMagnon]

snWeebs (1:28:35 PM): WHERE IS KAMTIN
snWeebs (1:28:38 PM): he needs to see this
jayrod8402 (1:28:42 PM): Beating off to aaron carter's CD
jayrod8402 (1:28:45 PM): hahaha
jayrod8402 (1:28:46 PM): I KNOW!
snWeebs (1:28:48 PM): LOL
jayrod8402 (1:28:50 PM): I can't stop laughing dude
snWeebs (1:29:06 PM): me neither
snWeebs (1:29:12 PM): life is too good man
jayrod8402 (1:29:13 PM): He's probably beating off to Billy Gillman too
snWeebs (1:29:20 PM): oh snap!!
hahahahahaha

[stevo]

i think this post was pointless

[Scott Weber]

jayrod8402 (1:35:11 PM): I wonder if Kam use to get off to the Backstreet Boys before Aaron even came into the public eye. I mean we can all just see it now "Backstreet's back (BUST BUST BUST) ALRIGHT"

interesting...now what do these 2 pics have in common?
http://students.washington.edu/sweber2/bb.jpg

and Kamtin...

http://students.washington.edu/sweber2/kam2.JPG

[brianthomas7]

The kid is set for life, I'm sure he really gives a shit. We'll see him again in eight years on The Surreal Life 9, staring Jamie Kennedy, Anna-Nicole Smith, the violin player from Yellowcard, Lil Flip, the Jenna Bush, Ashlee Simpson and that kid from the Sixth Sense.

:lol2: nice list

[Scott Weber]

jayrod8402 (1:43:27 PM): Kam in the first pic you posted is standing just like Kevin (don't ask how I know his name) in the BSB pic u just posted
snWeebs (1:43:41 PM): OMG
snWeebs (1:43:46 PM): You're right!!!
jayrod8402 (1:43:53 PM): HAHAHAHA!

http://students.washington.edu/sweber2/KAMBB.jpg
THE SAME POSE AND HAIR
jayrod8402 (1:53:21 PM): THEY GOT THE SAME HAIRDO TOO!
snWeebs (1:53:32 PM): lol
jayrod8402 (1:53:33 PM): Kamtin Richardson!!!
jayrod8402 (1:53:34 PM): hahaha

[saintjoel]

jayrod8402 (1:43:27 PM): Kam in the first pic you posted is standing just like Kevin (don't ask how I know his name) in the BSB pic u just posted
snWeebs (1:43:41 PM): OMG
snWeebs (1:43:46 PM): You're right!!!
jayrod8402 (1:43:53 PM): HAHAHAHA!

http://students.washington.edu/sweber2/KAMBB.jpg

jayrod8402 (1:53:21 PM): THEY GOT THE SAME HAIRDO TOO!
snWeebs (1:53:32 PM): lol
jayrod8402 (1:53:33 PM): Kamtin Richardson!!!
jayrod8402 (1:53:34 PM): hahaha

LOL

[projectmayhem16]

i think this post was pointlessI think its pointless for me to tell you how pointless your post was about saying how pointless this thread is but the point is its pointless, god damnit you're confusing dude. :)

[archamedes]

lex: hows school?
Shotstar 523: educational
Shotstar 523: i like it
Shotstar 523: good classes and stuff
Shotstar 523: you?
lex: it's pretty lame. my schedule is ridiculously easy.
Shotstar 523: thats a good thing tho haha



ok my aim convo had nothing to do with anything, i just desperatly want to be accepted and to fit in.

[saintjoel]

lex: hows school?
Shotstar 523: educational
Shotstar 523: i like it
Shotstar 523: good classes and stuff
Shotstar 523: you?
lex: it's pretty lame. my schedule is ridiculously easy.
Shotstar 523: thats a good thing tho haha



ok my aim convo had nothing to do with anything, i just desperatly want to be accepted and to fit in.

you have the dumbest AIM convos ever

[Humres0083]

"He'll prob get picked up by vagrant"

thats hysterical :lol2:

[CROMagnon]

jayrod8402 (1:43:27 PM): Kam in the first pic you posted is standing just like Kevin (don't ask how I know his name) in the BSB pic u just posted
snWeebs (1:43:41 PM): OMG
snWeebs (1:43:46 PM): You're right!!!
jayrod8402 (1:43:53 PM): HAHAHAHA!

http://students.washington.edu/sweber2/KAMBB.jpg
THE SAME POSE AND HAIR
jayrod8402 (1:53:21 PM): THEY GOT THE SAME HAIRDO TOO!
snWeebs (1:53:32 PM): lol
jayrod8402 (1:53:33 PM): Kamtin Richardson!!!
jayrod8402 (1:53:34 PM): hahaha
so that's where he copped his style, i THOUGHT he looked familiar

i guess Kevin's been his poster boy all along

[archamedes]

you have the dumbest AIM convos ever


yea, well the other one i sent a client to (((edit - please don't link people to gross websites that aren't safe for work or school...thanks))) when they asked to see their website, didnt think i should post that.

- edited by Scott Weber

[Andy]

jayrod8402 (1:43:27 PM): Kam in the first pic you posted is standing just like Kevin (don't ask how I know his name) in the BSB pic u just posted
snWeebs (1:43:41 PM): OMG
snWeebs (1:43:46 PM): You're right!!!
jayrod8402 (1:43:53 PM): HAHAHAHA!

http://students.washington.edu/sweber2/KAMBB.jpg
THE SAME POSE AND HAIR
jayrod8402 (1:53:21 PM): THEY GOT THE SAME HAIRDO TOO!
snWeebs (1:53:32 PM): lol
jayrod8402 (1:53:33 PM): Kamtin Richardson!!!
jayrod8402 (1:53:34 PM): hahaha
Holy shit thats funny :D:D:D

[saintjoel]

yea, well the other one i sent a client to link deleted when they asked to see their website, didnt think i should post that.

why not?

[archamedes]

why not?


you make a valid point.

[Coronary Parasite]

oh what a shame, he could have been the new john lennon...no really

[archamedes]

snWeebs: hey buddy its scott weber from ap.net
snWeebs: i deleted your lemonparty link...gotta ask ya to not post that stuff in the forums
snWeebs: kids check the website at school and stuff
snWeebs: not a big deal, just a heads up...thanks.

[ohlookitspaul]

snWeebs: hey buddy its scott weber from ap.net
snWeebs: i deleted your lemonparty link...gotta ask ya to not post that stuff in the forums
snWeebs: kids check the website at school and stuff
snWeebs: not a big deal, just a heads up...thanks.
lemon party is so...wrong. so wrong.

[archamedes]

lemon party is so...wrong. so wrong.


a kid: "mommy look at this cool website"
mom: okk hunny
a kid: check this link it must be a cool band!
mom: ok
mom: WTF!!?!?!?! DIE SON! DIE DIE DIE!

[BeltsvilleMadma]

you have the dumbest AIM convos ever

YOU HAVE THE DUMBEST FACE EVER! :blah:

[BeltsvilleMadma]

this just in:

Kamtin Mohager has been dropped from absolutepunk.net

Only if that were true ... :(
Just kiddin brohazzle.

[Throwback]

This thread owns all other threads. Kamtin's boyband pose rocks me.

[XxLoserDanxX]

http://216.23.169.21/Videos/Medium_WMP8/Shoe_Face.wmv
(right click and save it ...)
kam takes this post like a smack in the face

[Jared Kaufman]

http://216.23.169.21/Videos/Medium_WMP8/Shoe_Face.wmv
(right click and save it ...)
kam takes this post like a smack in the face
Best laugh of the day. haha

[ohlookitspaul]

http://216.23.169.21/Videos/Medium_WMP8/Shoe_Face.wmv
(right click and save it ...)
kam takes this post like a smack in the face
hoooooly shit that had to hurt

[xJeremyx]

lemon party is so...wrong. so wrong.

ahhhahaha lemonparty has to be the most disgusting one out there.

[Jim Morgan]

what the fuck is lemon party?

[xJeremyx]

snWeebs (1:28:35 PM): WHERE IS KAMTIN
snWeebs (1:28:38 PM): he needs to see this
jayrod8402 (1:28:42 PM): Beating off to aaron carter's CD
jayrod8402 (1:28:45 PM): hahaha
jayrod8402 (1:28:46 PM): I KNOW!
snWeebs (1:28:48 PM): LOL
jayrod8402 (1:28:50 PM): I can't stop laughing dude
snWeebs (1:29:06 PM): me neither
snWeebs (1:29:12 PM): life is too good man
jayrod8402 (1:29:13 PM): He's probably beating off to Billy Gillman too
snWeebs (1:29:20 PM): oh snap!!

billy gillman haha that was incredible. mom cant watch the news tonight there are so many things that are making her cryyyyyy

[CROMagnon]

oh man, hahahaha, this kid is getting reamed in his own thread

[xJeremyx]

what the fuck is lemon party?

i dont think anyone should ever know what a lemon party is...

[CROMagnon]

i dont think anyone should ever know what a lemon party is...
or tubgirl for that matter, shit, not even on my worst enemy

[xJeremyx]

or tubgirl for that matter, shit, not even on my worst enemy

i was never really able to figure out how she was able to make the crap spray like that...probably the most disgusting thing ever...except for lemon party

[archamedes]

what the fuck is lemon party?



MUAHAHHAHAHAH! ...im glad you asked....

[ohlookitspaul]

what the fuck is lemon party?
just typed "lemon party" into google. it'll be there.

[BeltsvilleMadma]

http://216.23.169.21/Videos/Medium_WMP8/Shoe_Face.wmv
(right click and save it ...)
kam takes this post like a smack in the face

I dont know man, I think Kam takes this post like glass to the face.
(right click and save)
http://media.ebaumsworld.com/index.php?e=dorkvsglass.wmv

[XxLoserDanxX]

jesus h christ i have to fucking burn my eyes and my computer now that i saw lemon party ... holy shit ew

[Andy]

just typed "lemon party" into google. it'll be there.

Or...you know... DON'T

[xJeremyx]

jesus h christ i have to fucking burn my eyes and my computer now that i saw lemon party ... holy shit ew

yeah thats right...now imagine checking that out not expecting anything bad...... :errrr:

[Spaulding44]

i just went to lemon party.........how bout that viagra eh

good god

[Jim Morgan]

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww ww

[bossman calling]

goatse > tubgirl > lemonparty

it's true.

[MistaChang]

HAHA! First he gets dropped by Duff and Lohan and now his own record label. What a douchebag.

[AudioBoxer624]

Wait lemonparty wasn't that damn thing with the old guys sucking eachother off was it?

Unfortunately yes

[poppa Q]

goatse > tubgirl > lemonparty

it's true.


that is correct.

i couldn't remember the name, and you nailed it.

[thebestkylever]

if i had been at school when i looked to see what lemonparty was, i would have shot myself in the face twice. not that that would be possible though...


well now that i think of it, i might be possible if the first time you just blew your nose off...hmmmm

[try_pie]

it's the surprise of the century!

[Mr Nohbody]

The only reason im late was cuz the site was down forever for me...

man am I a douche

[ohlookitspaul]

The only reason im late was cuz the site was down forever for me...

man am I a douche
hahahahhahahaahhahaha

awesome. amazing how well he fit in.

[Scott Weber]

hahahahhahahaahhahaha

awesome. amazing how well he fit in.


I laughed so hard when I saw this that everyone MUST see this. So I'm reposting it inline instead of an attatchment..
http://students.washington.edu/sweber2/y0wzers.JPG

[Cottage Cheese]

I laughed so hard when I saw this that everyone MUST see this. So I'm reposting it inline instead of an attatchment..
http://students.washington.edu/sweber2/y0wzers.JPG


So wait... Kamtin is the "sensitive one" of the group since he listens to cool emo bands and cries himself to sleep?

[marrost]

yea that one is definately the winner. i wish i could do this shit.

[ohlookitspaul]

he's "the ethnic one" i think

[Scott Weber]

kamtin is a persian terrorist.

[ihatepunk]

never heard of him. i'm guessing by all the shit talked about him it's probably better that way.

[makeithurt]

hahahahahahahahahahaha
can't keep myself from laughing
hahahahahahahahahahahaha

[oreo_emokid89]

wow i bet kamtim is so pissed
this thread was supposed to be a bunch of people bashing arron carter
but instead he's now aarons carters gay lover and a backstreet boy

[70x7]

I laughed so hard when I saw this that everyone MUST see this. So I'm reposting it inline instead of an attatchment..
http://students.washington.edu/sweber2/y0wzers.JPG

Howie D and AJ look thug life

[Spaulding44]

best thread ever.........

[Mr Nohbody]

haha, I dont know why I put it as an attachment... thanks Scott...

...and Kamtin, if you see that... I just want to apologize about the child bearing hips that you have in that pic...

[xLOCUST REIGNx]

The kid is set for life, I'm sure he really gives a shit. We'll see him again in eight years on The Surreal Life 9, staring Jamie Kennedy, Anna-Nicole Smith, the violin player from Yellowcard, Lil Flip, the Jenna Bush, Ashlee Simpson and that kid from the Sixth Sense.
WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that was awesome

[Jerm]

hahahaha this thread is defiently best laugh i have had in awhile.. hahahaha still cant stop laughing

[stevo]

I think its pointless for me to tell you how pointless your post was about saying how pointless this thread is but the point is its pointless, god damnit you're confusing dude. :)

yeah

[Naldo]

hate on this kid all you want, but he is a bigger pimp than you.
he went out with lindsay lohan and then cheated on her with hillary duff (which seems back-asswards to me, but still).

he'll probably be picked up by vagrant or something.

:appl: !!!HAHAHAHAHA!!!! :appl:

[classicjazz123]

smoke mad blunts and pick yo nose


respec

[HailTheHartBrak]

i love absolutepunk, thanks guys u alwasy make my day

[MumblingMiles]

he'll probably be picked up by vagrant or something.

Hahahaha!

[Nichols]

10 bucks says Kamtin's rebuttal sucks

[Spaulding44]

10 bucks says Kamtin's rebuttal sucks

I got a 20 dollar bill that Kamtin doesnt make a rebuttal

PS...Im loving Scott Webber right now.....so funny

[xxnfg05xx]

I couldnt stop laughing when i saw this...ahh, way too funny.Wait, how did kamtin find out about this anyways....?

[FalloutGuy]

I laughed so hard when I saw this that everyone MUST see this. So I'm reposting it inline instead of an attatchment..
http://students.washington.edu/sweber2/y0wzers.JPG
This has to be the funniest thing ever posted on Ap. I'll be remembering this one for a long time :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

[Scott Weber]

I got a 20 dollar bill that Kamtin doesnt make a rebuttal

PS...Im loving Scott Webber right now.....so funny

i love you too, but spell my name right.

[[Brendan]]

This thread is hilarious, but then again I do feel sorry for the guy (Kamtin not A.Carter), I doubt he expected all this.

[Frank Giaramita]

']This thread is hilarious, but then again I do feel sorry for the guy (Kamtin not A.Carter), I doubt he expected all this.

i doubt he expected this too

http://www.absolutepunk.net/showthread.php?t=46965

hahahaha :lol2:

[CROMagnon]

I laughed so hard when I saw this that everyone MUST see this. So I'm reposting it inline instead of an attatchment..
http://students.washington.edu/sweber2/y0wzers.JPG
this deserves the coveted roflmfao

[[Brendan]]

i doubt he expected this too

http://www.absolutepunk.net/showthread.php?t=46965

hahahaha :lol2:
Thats amazing I hope the thread doesn't get closed, still poor guy.

[Kamtin Mohager]

This has to be the funniest thing ever posted on Ap. I'll be remembering this one for a long time :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

DUDE!!!! That is some funny shit!!!!!!!!! Props to the person who made that. That's seriously really fucking funny. Haha!

[Kamtin Mohager]

Though these pictures are actually really fucking funny, what I find to be funnier is that you guys take the time out of your day to create a picture of ME!!! That means I'm part of your life now... ;)

[deadEYEDwelcome]

hate on this kid all you want, but he is a bigger pimp than you.
he went out with lindsay lohan and then cheated on her with hillary duff (which seems back-asswards to me, but still).

he'll probably be picked up by vagrant or something.
hahaahahahahahaha

[SonEric84]

haha This is the funniest thing I have seen around here in a while, that pic is great.

[cheeruptheEmo]

hahaha why is this on this website?!?!