View Full Version : (New) When Did You Lose Your Virginity?
anamericangod
08/11/08, 11:58 PM
It was really bothering me that the thread that has been getting so much attention recently had a poll that was closed 2 fucking years ago. Also, the gaps in the ages were ridiculous. 16-23, I mean fuck, that's through high school and finishing college.
Personal life kids can't get anything right.
Poll cumming.
anamericangod
08/11/08, 11:59 PM
There. Jeez.
DannySniper
08/12/08, 12:00 AM
First again.
I'm too eager to talk about my virginity.
Or lack there of.
Why did you make a second one anyway?
thesafeword
08/12/08, 12:09 AM
Lulz, poll cumming.
HelpMeSleep
08/12/08, 12:13 AM
Ahh you deleted the other one as I finished writing this lengthy reminiscing of that day lol. Damn you haha. But I do agree, it was really annoying how the poll was closed on the old one. And the age gaps were completely stupid. This one's much better.
DannySniper
08/12/08, 12:18 AM
Ahh you deleted the other one as I finished writing this lengthy reminiscing of that day lol. Damn you haha. But I do agree, it was really annoying how the poll was closed on the old one. And the age gaps were completely stupid. This one's much better.
I still read it.
concernedparent
08/12/08, 12:18 AM
Lost it this last December. The girl knew it was my first time so she said after "so what'd you think?" And I said "it was fun"
HelpMeSleep
08/12/08, 12:23 AM
I still read it.
Lol. Really? I thought it just disappeared into the abyss after all my effort haha. That makes me feel a little better.
DannySniper
08/12/08, 12:32 AM
Lol. Really? I thought it just disappeared into the abyss after all my effort haha. That makes me feel a little better.
It touched me in ways I wish you would.
alice+interiors
08/12/08, 12:39 AM
Still got it, for obvious reasons
HelpMeSleep
08/12/08, 12:41 AM
It touched me in ways I wish you would.
Haha. Oh really now? ;-)
Maybe hardheadhayley can touch you in those ways...
DannySniper
08/12/08, 12:44 AM
Haha. Oh really now? ;-)
Maybe hardheadhayley can touch you in those ways...
She has touched me in ways I wished she wouldn't.
HelpMeSleep
08/12/08, 12:50 AM
She has touched me in ways I wished she wouldn't.
That's really, really unfortunate. Anything I can do to make it up to you? ;-)
anamericangod
08/12/08, 12:52 AM
Stop spamming plz.
HelpMeSleep
08/12/08, 12:57 AM
Not spamming here, conversing.
anamericangod
08/12/08, 12:57 AM
Stop conversing plz.
concernedparent
08/12/08, 12:58 AM
Ok, so who wants to cyber? I'll start.
I'm fucking you
saysmydoctor
08/12/08, 12:58 AM
Anal count?
concernedparent
08/12/08, 01:02 AM
I'm still fucking you, but a little harder now
anamericangod
08/12/08, 01:09 AM
I take off my robe and wizard hat.
concernedparent
08/12/08, 01:42 AM
I take off my robe and wizard hat.
I'm fucking you, but it's better now than before, because you're now more naked.
anamericangod
08/12/08, 01:46 AM
I'm fucking you, but it's better now than before, because you're now more naked.
Well I had to take off my robe and wizard hat. It was getting so hot and wool makes me itchy.
Apply anti-itch cream/lubricant
-1 armor reduction.
marchofmarty
08/12/08, 01:59 AM
16 and it sucked
i was 8 years old. i dont wanna talk about it.
DannySniper
08/12/08, 02:30 AM
That's really, really unfortunate. Anything I can do to make it up to you? ;-)
Of all the times my computer decided to crash, it did it just after I read this.
I hate my life.
HelpMeSleep
08/12/08, 02:34 AM
Of all the times my computer decided to crash, it did it just after I read this.
I hate my life.
Hahaha. Computer crashes are so untimely. Life kind of sucks sometimes too.
DannySniper
08/12/08, 02:37 AM
Hahaha. Computer crashes are so untimely. Life kind of sucks sometimes too.
No. My laptop is evil. It wants to watch me burn.
HelpMeSleep
08/12/08, 02:42 AM
No. My laptop is evil. It wants to watch me burn.
In that case, I bet it's not a macbook. I've had mine 2 months and it has never failed me yet. I even let it sleep in my bed with me because I love it so much haha.
My old PC was a totally different story though. It crashed the day before my term paper was due last semester and that was the end of our relationship. I went out and got a mac 2 days later.
DannySniper
08/12/08, 02:46 AM
In that case, I bet it's not a macbook. I've had mine 2 months and it has never failed me yet. I even let it sleep in my bed with me because I love it so much haha.
My old PC was a totally different story though. It crashed the day before my term paper was due last semester and that was the end of our relationship. I went out and got a mac 2 days later.
I'm going to get a mac for when I go overseas.
I have an iMac already, but that's my family's.
I'm usually stuck on my shitty (but oddly lovable, even though it hates me) laptop.
HelpMeSleep
08/12/08, 02:57 AM
I'm going to get a mac for when I go overseas.
I have an iMac already, but that's my family's.
I'm usually stuck on my shitty (but oddly lovable, even though it hates me) laptop.
When and where are you going overseas?
And that's how I feel about my car... shitty but oddly lovable. I never wanted it but it's grown on me over the years.
DannySniper
08/12/08, 03:00 AM
When and where are you going overseas?
And that's how I feel about my car... shitty but oddly lovable. I never wanted it but it's grown on me over the years.
January sometime. I'm moving to Ireland. It's gonna be sweet.
I think all my possessions are shitty but oddly lovable.
anamericangod
08/12/08, 03:02 AM
I'm gonna find my virginity and lose it again.
Ha is it weird that I can't actually remember which time was the first? :|
marchofmarty
08/12/08, 03:06 AM
Ha is it weird that I can't actually remember which time was the first? :|
it is very weird
it is very weird
Ha I thought it was probably a little odd.. it's one of...two memories which are a little muddled together.
Ha is it weird that I can't actually remember which time was the first? :|
thats super super weird
thats super super weird
Nooo. My weirdness increases!
Don't think it helped that the first time it was attempted we got interrrupted so I don't count that.
anamericangod
08/12/08, 03:15 AM
I like taking other girls v-cards. It's like getting a little piece of immortality. Unless she's a mindfuck like jdark6, she'll never ever ever forget you.
Well thanks for the mention!
edit: Wait was that an insult?
I might come off as an idiot now, but I waited til just after my 19th birthday and then went and had drunken sex as a first time. It was weird/fun but no regrets!
on my 16th birthday , my girlfriend at the time also shared the same birthdate, and yes it was awesome;-)
I like taking other girls v-cards. It's like getting a little piece of immortality. Unless she's a mindfuck like jdark6, she'll never ever ever forget you.
how many v-cards have you collected till now.
caress me down
08/12/08, 04:51 AM
wow it seems so much younger than i thought before
anamericangod
08/12/08, 05:22 AM
how many v-cards have you collected till now.
The exact number is highly classified. But it's kinda like Pokemon: Gotta catch 'em all!
DannySniper
08/12/08, 05:30 AM
The exact number is highly classified. But it's kinda like Pokemon: Gotta catch 'em all!
I would have been honoured to have given you mine
DaveZeroZero
08/12/08, 06:34 AM
Still got it, for obvious reasons
that you spend too much time on here?
I've got the same problem.
16 and it sucked
did she?
In that case, I bet it's not a macbook. I've had mine 2 months and it has never failed me yet. I even let it sleep in my bed with me because I love it so much haha.
My old PC was a totally different story though. It crashed the day before my term paper was due last semester and that was the end of our relationship. I went out and got a mac 2 days later.
Oh wow, two whole months without problems!
not.
I might come off as an idiot now, but I waited til just after my 19th birthday and then went and had drunken sex as a first time. It was weird/fun but no regrets!
was that the time you hit your head on the (clearly soft)wood floor?
that you spend too much time on here?
I've got the same problem.
was that the time you hit your head on the (clearly soft)wood floor?
i hope it's because he's 14!
might have been. and i didn't hit my head, i hit my side haha
DaveZeroZero
08/12/08, 06:39 AM
i hope it's because he's 14!
might have been. and i didn't hit my head, i hit my side haha
haha, it doesn't stop some people over here.
you may have hit your side, but he sure hit that
olololololol
i crack myself up sometimes
not anybody else, mind.
haha, it doesn't stop some people over here.
you may have hit your side, but he sure hit that
olololololol
i crack myself up sometimes
not anybody else, mind.
true story, it makes me sad.
i actually laughed at that, a little bit.
haha, got an text message from him on midsummer, it was absolutely blank, haven't spoken since.
DaveZeroZero
08/12/08, 06:46 AM
true story, it makes me sad.
i actually laughed at that, a little bit.
haha, got an text message from him on midsummer, it was absolutely blank, haven't spoken since.
had anyone else since?
but I'm glad you laughed a little =]
SoggY ThE OnE
08/12/08, 07:52 AM
I lost my v card this past january. I was 16 at the time, and i went to this party, after me and a buddy had taken a decent amount of shots, got a little more drunk. Then this girl just bites me as hard as she can on my kneecap(is that supposed to be sexual lol) and she wasn't bad looking at all. Me being the horny 16 year old guy who has a car, invites her to come to my car and take shots with me. Anyway we start making out and the next thing i know my pants are off and a naked chick is giving me head. So one thing led to another and i had sex and whiskey dick. Unprotected sex. I lasted an hour and a half hahahaha. I had her screaming my name at the top of her lungs. It was pretty sick.
one regret though.
She was from a different state, and I haven't seen her since that night in january.
so to make a long story short, I had sex in the back seat of my car, with a girl i didn't even know.
that's myy virginity story.
DaveZeroZero
08/12/08, 07:54 AM
so to make a long story short, I had sex in the back seat of my car, with a girl i didn't even know.
that's myy virginity story.
that is exactly how it should be.
WFUJerseyJon
08/12/08, 08:11 AM
18.
spansen
08/12/08, 08:13 AM
19.
had anyone else since?
but I'm glad you laughed a little =]
none of your business young man!
yes
DaveZeroZero
08/12/08, 08:31 AM
none of your business young man!
yes
lucky guys =]
Mirrorsandfevers
08/12/08, 09:47 AM
Under 16.
Fine, I was 14.
Burning Star IV
08/12/08, 09:47 AM
17.
TotallyMandy
08/12/08, 10:51 AM
17 also.
Neo Cassady
08/12/08, 10:57 AM
18.
DaveZeroZero
08/12/08, 10:58 AM
some age younger than the age at which Ken will.
Exsanguination
08/12/08, 11:02 AM
I lost mine at 15, look back it wasn't the smartest thing to do.
DaveZeroZero
08/12/08, 11:08 AM
why wasn't it the smartest thing to do? did she have crabs/herpes/syphilis?
amysaurus
08/12/08, 11:10 AM
I was 15 and it definitely wasn't with the guy that everyone assumed it was with.
DaveZeroZero
08/12/08, 11:12 AM
haha, do tell =]
Burning Star IV
08/12/08, 11:20 AM
It was me.
/story
bigblue2015
08/12/08, 11:25 AM
Laminated V-Card.
marchofmarty
08/12/08, 11:27 AM
did she?
I'd say it was pretty mutual, haha
some age younger than the age at which Ken will.
go fuck yourself dave. at least I still have my dignity. and if you say you still have something else too... fail
Willy McFurgle
08/12/08, 12:04 PM
Almost at 18, almost at 19, then i lost my platinum V-card at 20. It was funny how every girl i dated throughout high school would ditch me when we got into the idea of bunging.
DaveZeroZero
08/12/08, 12:12 PM
go fuck yourself dave. at least I still have my dignity. and if you say you still have something else too... fail
You've got something else, too ;-)
DaveZeroZero
08/12/08, 12:16 PM
no, I just fail.
and I won as a result thx
DaveZeroZero
08/12/08, 12:19 PM
the only win today was this:
http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k162/davethebassman/gameboywin.jpg
Burning Star IV
08/12/08, 12:20 PM
Ladies...
DaveZeroZero
08/12/08, 12:20 PM
handbags at dawn?
DaveZeroZero
08/12/08, 12:21 PM
no it wasn't, it was genius.
wewascontenders
08/12/08, 12:31 PM
15
DaveZeroZero
08/12/08, 01:11 PM
I didn't.
care to join me?
jkaminallen
08/12/08, 01:14 PM
16 and it really sucked.
DaveZeroZero
08/12/08, 01:17 PM
16 and it really sucked.
haha, why?
I wasn't expecting so many virgins. I always thought AP was full of nothing but whores and sluts
DaveZeroZero
08/12/08, 01:28 PM
pass.
Yeah, I get that a lot.
DaveZeroZero
08/12/08, 01:29 PM
I wasn't expecting so many virgins. I always thought AP was full of nothing but whores and sluts
Correction: Whores, sluts and Dave.
spansen
08/12/08, 01:32 PM
what about all the rest?
DaveZeroZero
08/12/08, 01:33 PM
They don't post as much as me collectively, so we don't count them.
Correction: Whores, sluts and Dave.
So what am I then?
spansen
08/12/08, 01:36 PM
So what am I then?
we don't matter
They don't post as much as me collectively, so we don't count them.
pretty much no one counts in that case.
Burning Star IV
08/12/08, 01:36 PM
I'd rather be a whore than a slut. Would NOT want to be Dave.
spansen
08/12/08, 01:37 PM
lolz
DaveZeroZero
08/12/08, 01:39 PM
I don't count?:-(
Not yet =]
So what am I then?
One of the masses who fail to live up to my name
I so don't have an over-inflated sense of self-importance.
we don't matter
pretty much no one counts in that case.
oh yeahh.
I'd rather be a whore than a slut. Would NOT want to be Dave.
pretty much.
I'd rather be a whore than a slut. Would NOT want to be Dave.
Same.
I'd rather be a whore than a slut. Would NOT want to be Dave.
Truth.
Burning Star IV
08/12/08, 01:44 PM
pretty much.
Just kiddin' Dave.
DaveZeroZero
08/12/08, 01:48 PM
Just kiddin' Dave.
I wasn't.
I wasn't.
Why so serious? Let's put a smile on that face:-)
Burning Star IV
08/12/08, 01:52 PM
Let's turn that frown upside down.
DaveZeroZero
08/12/08, 01:56 PM
Why so serious? Let's put a smile on that face:-)
http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/4381/2780/lo/jokerdaw.jpg
I want that as my avatar, but it would be too small.
DaveZeroZero
08/12/08, 02:07 PM
I'm waiting until I reach 10k before I change mine.
At this rate, I've only another 4 full days to go
Who else is stoked?
I'm waiting until I reach 10k before I change mine.
At this rate, I've only another 4 full days to go
Who else is stoked?
Me first!
Burning Star IV
08/12/08, 02:13 PM
I'm already prestigious. Go me.
DaveZeroZero
08/12/08, 02:13 PM
Me first!
I just broke through 400 posts for the day.
You're not going to beat me.
DaveZeroZero
08/12/08, 02:14 PM
I'm already prestigious. Go me.
yeah, but I'll out-rank you in a week ;-)
Burning Star IV
08/12/08, 02:14 PM
How on Earth did we turn the new poll on virginity into a chat thread about who's going to reach 10k posts first.
No thread is safe.
I better get thanked in the 10k threads!
I just broke through 400 posts for the day.
You're not going to beat me.
WHOA, go outside for an hour.
Burning Star IV
08/12/08, 02:15 PM
yeah, but I'll out-rank you in a week ;-)
We'll see.
I better get thanked in the 10k threads!
I don't write speeches, so probably no one probably will. Short and sweet.
How on Earth did we turn the new poll on virginity into a chat thread about who's going to reach 10k posts first.
No thread is safe.
Virgins mentioned-Whores, Sluts, and Dave mentioned, Dave get sympathy, lines from the dark knight, Joker picture, small avatar, prestige, 10k
Haha
DaveZeroZero
08/12/08, 02:17 PM
How on Earth did we turn the new poll on virginity into a chat thread about who's going to reach 10k posts first.
No thread is safe.
nope
I just noticed today that pretty much every thread I go into deteriorates into chat.
I better get thanked in the 10k threads!
I need to remember to make one, but yes.
WHOA, go outside for an hour.
I was outside for half an hour, does that count?
We'll see.
oh yes, we will.
DaveZeroZero
08/12/08, 02:18 PM
I don't write speeches, so probably no one probably will. Short and sweet.
Sounds like Matt's p33n =]
Virgins mentioned-Whores, Sluts, and Dave mentioned, Dave get sympathy, lines from the dark knight, Joker picture, small avatar, prestige, 10k
Haha
Pretty much, yes.
WHOA, go outside for an hour.
But the sun is outside...
I don't write speeches, so probably no one probably will. Short and sweet.
I was joking.
WHORE.
Burning Star IV
08/12/08, 02:18 PM
oh yes, we will.
I will fight you.
I already know what my 10k is going to say.
Burning Star IV
08/12/08, 02:20 PM
I just noticed today that pretty much every thread I go into deteriorates into chat.
It's just like electro-gonorrhea.
DaveZeroZero
08/12/08, 02:21 PM
I will fight you.
:fighting:
Burning Star IV
08/12/08, 02:22 PM
:fighting:
I did not know this existed.
DaveZeroZero
08/12/08, 02:23 PM
I already know what my 10k is going to say.
"I'd like to thank Dave, who just beat me to this milestone. He was the better man. Mainly because he's a man and I'm not, making it impossible for me to be the man, let alone the better one."
It's just like electro-gonorrhea.
naw, it's more like syphilis. It ruins the mind of the thread.
Too bad one of them doesn't bleed
"I'd like to thank Dave, who just beat me to this milestone. He was the better man. Mainly because he's a man and I'm not, making it impossible for me to be the man, let alone the better one."
naw, it's more like syphilis. It ruins the mind of the thread.
Win
DaveZeroZero
08/12/08, 02:25 PM
Win
:bow:
And did you guys know I could still beat you? I've done the math. You can post a total of 5,760 times a day. I've just got to stay on AP for 30 straight hours!
DaveZeroZero
08/12/08, 02:28 PM
and post once every exact fifteen seconds.
Burning Star IV
08/12/08, 02:28 PM
"I'd like to thank Dave, who just beat me to this milestone. He was the better man. Mainly because he's a man and I'm not, making it impossible for me to be the man, let alone the better one."
See, I take quarrel with this statement. If you indeed a man you would have railed your friends hot cousin.
and post once every exact fifteen seconds.
Thank God for Word Association Thread 2.0 and soon to be 3.0!
See, I take quarrel with this statement. If you indeed a man you would have railed your friends hot cousin.
This is true. I am conflicted over my announcement that your post was full of Win now.
DaveZeroZero
08/12/08, 02:31 PM
See, I take quarrel with this statement. If you indeed a man you would have railed your friends hot cousin.
Touché.
DaveZeroZero
08/12/08, 02:32 PM
Thank God for Word Association Thread 2.0 and soon to be 3.0!
Thank God I'm back.
Thank God I'm back.
What would have you done if you came back and you're account was permanently banned?
DaveZeroZero
08/12/08, 02:38 PM
What would have you done if you came back and you're account was permanently banned?
started a new one and posted like I have today; every day for a month.
started a new one and posted like I have today; every day for a month.
What if you were IP banned
DaveZeroZero
08/12/08, 02:49 PM
What if you were IP banned
Sit in starbucks all day and use their internet.
I admire you're persistence
bobby runs
08/12/08, 02:50 PM
Still have mine. Just read that dude's story about doing it drunk, only thing I hope is that he's still clean and not a father
DaveZeroZero
08/12/08, 02:52 PM
I admire you're persistence
:bow:
Still have mine. Just read that dude's story about doing it drunk, only thing I hope is that he's still clean and not a father
it doesn't matter about being a dad - he doesn't know her name, she probably doesn't know his.
it's all gravy.
bobby runs
08/12/08, 02:56 PM
it doesn't matter about being a dad - he doesn't know her name, she probably doesn't know his.
it's all gravy.
But still I would be freaked out that there might be a kid of mine out there.
Burning Star IV
08/12/08, 02:56 PM
it's all man gravy
*Fixed
DaveZeroZero
08/12/08, 02:58 PM
But still I would be freaked out that there might be a kid of mine out there.
I've found that ignorance is the best approach.
*Fixed
Haha, we all know you love man gravy ;-)
Burning Star IV
08/12/08, 02:59 PM
Haha, we all know you love man gravy ;-)
Apparently I'm not the only one.
bobby runs
08/12/08, 03:02 PM
I've found that ignorance is the best approach.
Thus might be a reason you'll lose your virginity before me.
DaveZeroZero
08/12/08, 03:02 PM
Apparently I'm not the only one.
YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU HAVE A GAY LOVER!?
DaveZeroZero
08/12/08, 03:03 PM
Thus might be a reason you'll lose your virginity before me.
Wouldn't bet on it.
Burning Star IV
08/12/08, 03:07 PM
YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU HAVE A GAY LOVER!?
It's you.
SURPRISE!
bobby runs
08/12/08, 03:07 PM
Wouldn't bet on it.
Why cause I'm going away in a little over a week
coryatlarge
08/12/08, 03:11 PM
i still have my v card as well
DaveZeroZero
08/12/08, 03:12 PM
it's a shame that they don't accept it at most retail outlets.
DaveZeroZero
08/12/08, 03:13 PM
It's you.
SURPRISE!
surprise buttsecks?
Burning Star IV
08/12/08, 03:14 PM
surprise buttsecks?:rape:
bobby runs
08/12/08, 03:15 PM
it's a shame that they don't accept it at most retail outlets.
I do have visa
figures
DaveZeroZero
08/12/08, 03:17 PM
I do have visa
figures
lawl, it does, doesn't it?
bobby runs
08/12/08, 03:18 PM
lawl, it does, doesn't it?
Yeah.
I am closer to losing mine than my friends.
coryatlarge
08/12/08, 03:33 PM
it's a shame that they don't accept it at most retail outlets.
it doesnt have a security number on the back.... thats prolly why
putup or shutup
08/12/08, 03:45 PM
i'm in the 35.8% thats still got it.
SaoMattie
08/12/08, 03:47 PM
amysaurus (http://absolutepunk.net/member.php?u=172507), caress me down (http://absolutepunk.net/member.php?u=240661), Dan! (http://absolutepunk.net/member.php?u=157366), DannySniper (http://absolutepunk.net/member.php?u=211311), Exsanguination (http://absolutepunk.net/member.php?u=71835), FallenAngel117 (http://absolutepunk.net/member.php?u=211483), Giant Broccoli (http://absolutepunk.net/member.php?u=205660), Mirrorsandfever (http://absolutepunk.net/member.php?u=64083), MissHeatherAnn (http://absolutepunk.net/member.php?u=307941), pand75 (http://absolutepunk.net/member.php?u=201985), wewascontenders (http://absolutepunk.net/member.php?u=180254)
All sluts!
hockeycoshow1
08/12/08, 03:48 PM
Wow I am in the second most popular group woo.
anamericangod
08/12/08, 04:16 PM
I just broke through 400 posts for the day.
You're not going to beat me.
You post way too much. It's obnoxious.
Burning Star IV
08/12/08, 04:19 PM
You post way too much. It's obnoxious.
He totally ruined your poll.
anamericangod
08/12/08, 04:35 PM
He totally ruined your poll.
He ruins everything.
S9Dallasoz
08/12/08, 05:09 PM
Everyone thought 17...
But 18.
breaking news!
08/12/08, 05:53 PM
Sup Joe?
HelpMeSleep
08/12/08, 07:11 PM
He ruins everything.
No he doesn't. I love Dave.
Fallinto_rhythm
08/12/08, 08:00 PM
At the rightful age of 16 I felt like it was a good idea to open my legs that night. haven't closed them since, haha jk
4N6 science
08/12/08, 08:48 PM
At the rightful age of 16 I felt like it was a good idea to open my legs that night. haven't closed them since, haha jk
you're not kidding.. so don't throw that little Jk in there.
all is on.
08/12/08, 10:15 PM
i was 18. it was bad news.
but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
DaveZeroZero
08/13/08, 03:59 AM
it doesnt have a security number on the back.... thats prolly why
Then you're clearly a counterfeit.
You post way too much. It's obnoxious.
I can understand that.
He ruins everything.
I'm the reason the Roman Empire fell.
No he doesn't. I love Dave.
:-)
coryatlarge
08/13/08, 08:51 AM
Then you're clearly a counterfeit.
perhaps i stole someones identity and am using their v-card
virginity theft is the new identity theft
DaveZeroZero
08/13/08, 08:53 AM
perhaps i stole someones identity and am using their v-card
virginity theft is the new identity theft
unfortunately, it's somewhat less lucrative for the perpetrator.
DaveZeroZero
08/13/08, 08:56 AM
was it to your hand?
coryatlarge
08/13/08, 08:57 AM
unfortunately, it's somewhat less lucrative for the perpetrator.
you could black mail the person you stole the v-card from and get their identity that way too.....
DaveZeroZero
08/13/08, 08:59 AM
naw, it's not as fun.
coryatlarge
08/13/08, 09:01 AM
no.
foot?
naw, it's not as fun.
true true but i'm lazy
foot?
true true but i'm lazy
nope!
Demonic_101
08/13/08, 09:04 AM
lol i was 17 nd it happened over summer break. me n my bf were sittin on the couch, then nxt thing u kno we were in my room...
coryatlarge
08/13/08, 09:05 AM
nope!
i give up. what to?
DaveZeroZero
08/13/08, 09:06 AM
nope!
your dad's secretary in the stationery cupboard?
DaveZeroZero
08/13/08, 09:07 AM
lol i was 17 nd it happened over summer break. me n my bf were sittin on the couch, then nxt thing u kno we were in my room...
can your boyfriend teleport?
Demonic_101
08/13/08, 09:09 AM
uh yes he can lol can you?
coryatlarge
08/13/08, 09:10 AM
mary.
that the secretary's name?
DaveZeroZero
08/13/08, 09:16 AM
uh yes he can lol can you?
alas, no.
this is why I'm having trouble cashing in my v-card.
coryatlarge
08/13/08, 09:20 AM
alas, no.
this is why I'm having trouble cashing in my v-card.
you can get cash for your v-card!!! where?
DaveZeroZero
08/13/08, 09:23 AM
you can get cash for your v-card!!! where?
my bedroom.
coryatlarge
08/13/08, 09:26 AM
my bedroom.
are you trying to seduce me?
http://www.dvdizzy.com/images/g-i/graduate-02.jpg
DaveZeroZero
08/13/08, 09:29 AM
are you trying to seduce me?
http://www.dvdizzy.com/images/g-i/graduate-02.jpg
:slutkiss:
coryatlarge
08/13/08, 09:37 AM
:slutkiss:
:yuk:
where'd my dustin hoffman reference go?
DaveZeroZero
08/13/08, 09:38 AM
:yuk:
where'd my dustin hoffman reference go?
to hell.
drewziph
08/13/08, 09:53 AM
15.
Cuddleworthy
08/13/08, 10:22 AM
17 on top of a dryer
DaveZeroZero
08/13/08, 10:25 AM
17 on top of a dryer
:highfive:
Fallinto_rhythm
08/13/08, 01:26 PM
you're not kidding.. so don't throw that little Jk in there.
you're saying it like it's a bad thing.
swt_catastrophe
08/13/08, 01:27 PM
17 on top of a dryer
kudos.
4N6 science
08/13/08, 02:47 PM
you're saying it like it's a bad thing.
I know.. well its a good thing..
are they spread right now?
Fallinto_rhythm
08/13/08, 02:53 PM
I know.. well its a good thing..
are they spread right now?
they will be on a few weeks when school starts, hahahaha no!
4N6 science
08/13/08, 02:56 PM
they will be on a few weeks when school starts, hahahaha no!
damnit..
well maybe one day if I'm in NYC i'll see them spread.
swt_catastrophe
08/13/08, 02:57 PM
I know.. well its a good thing..
are they spread right now?
and so begins the cybering of this thread.
lol
Fallinto_rhythm
08/13/08, 02:58 PM
damnit..
well maybe one day if I'm in NYC i'll see them spread.
yeah, spread to go sit on the barstool, and then spread again when I fall off drunk. That's a lot of spreading for one night.
Burning Star IV
08/13/08, 03:01 PM
Mmmm... spread
Fallinto_rhythm
08/13/08, 03:04 PM
Mmmm... spread
you better be talking about jelly.
Burning Star IV
08/13/08, 03:06 PM
you better be talking about jelly.
Marmalade, actually.
4N6 science
08/13/08, 03:09 PM
and so begins the cybering of this thread.
lol
want to join??
yeah, spread to go sit on the barstool, and then spread again when I fall off drunk. That's a lot of spreading for one night.
it is.. is there an instance where you keep them closed?
Fallinto_rhythm
08/13/08, 03:09 PM
Marmalade, actually.
orange?
Fallinto_rhythm
08/13/08, 03:12 PM
want to join??
it is.. is there an instance where you keep them closed?
Oh yeah. My muffin shop isn't open for 24 hours, you know.
screamoutmyname
08/13/08, 03:13 PM
I take off my robe and wizard hat.
hahaha ftw
4N6 science
08/13/08, 03:13 PM
Oh yeah. My muffin shop isn't open for 24 hours, you know.
hahahahah muffin shop..
Burning Star IV
08/13/08, 03:14 PM
orange?
Citrus Medley
swt_catastrophe
08/13/08, 03:16 PM
want to join??
it is.. is there an instance where you keep them closed?
perhaps.
orange?
hah. exactly what i thought.
4N6 science
08/13/08, 03:18 PM
perhaps.
hah. exactly what i thought.
Oh do say perhaps... You want to and that's final.
Fallinto_rhythm
08/13/08, 03:19 PM
hahahahah muffin shop..
Haha
Citrus Medley sucha shame
perhaps.
hah. exactly what i thought. it's good
4N6 science
08/13/08, 03:22 PM
I'm gonna be going to A LOT of muffin shops this semester.
Fallinto_rhythm
08/13/08, 03:27 PM
I'm gonna be going to A LOT of muffin shops this semester.
mine has the best on the east coast.
4N6 science
08/13/08, 03:28 PM
mines has the best on the east coast.
woah that's a BOLD statement there nikki.
I'm definitely going to have to visit that muffin shop.
swt_catastrophe
08/13/08, 03:31 PM
maybe i should leave you two alone...
Fallinto_rhythm
08/13/08, 03:32 PM
woah that's a BOLD statement there nikki.
I'm definitely going to have to visit that muffin shop.
I'm talking about a legit muffin shop Jon. You need to get your head out of the gutter! Hahahaha :-p
4N6 science
08/13/08, 03:33 PM
maybe i should leave you two alone...
yeah
I'm talking about a legit muffin shop Jon. You need to get your head out of the gutter! Hahahaha :-p
wtf no you weren't..
whatever..I like my mind in the gutter it's right at home there.
Fallinto_rhythm
08/13/08, 03:36 PM
yeah
wtf no you weren't..
whatever..I like my mind in the gutter it's right at home there.
hahahahahaha oh god. I would have so much fun fucking with you if we ever hung out.
swt_catastrophe
08/13/08, 03:36 PM
yeah
wtf no you weren't..
whatever..I like my mind in the gutter it's right at home there.
psh! fine! i'm leaving then
and yeah it is.
IAmAmazing
08/13/08, 04:41 PM
I stttilll got it.
4N6 science
08/13/08, 05:25 PM
hahahahahaha oh god. I would have so much fun fucking with you if we ever hung out.
Yeah yeah.. maybe I'm just fucking with you, did you ever think of that?
psh! fine! i'm leaving then
and yeah it is.
Don't leave!
swt_catastrophe
08/13/08, 05:28 PM
Yeah yeah.. maybe I'm just fucking with you, did you ever think of that?
Don't leave!
fiiiiiiine.
ill stay.
but it better be worth it.
4N6 science
08/13/08, 05:31 PM
fiiiiiiine.
ill stay.
but it better be worth it.
good
now how can I make it worth your while?
Fallinto_rhythm
08/13/08, 05:39 PM
Yeah yeah.. maybe I'm just fucking with you, did you ever think of that?
Don't leave!
no, no I never thought of that.
4N6 science
08/13/08, 05:46 PM
no, no I never thought of that.
exactly, cause I'm older than you by 3 years and that makes me that much wiser than you.
swt_catastrophe
08/13/08, 05:49 PM
good
now how can I make it worth your while?
SPRINKLES!
hah. you tell me.
4N6 science
08/13/08, 05:50 PM
SPRINKLES!
hah. you tell me.
Sprinkles are good.
If I told you, I'd get banned for what I would type.
Fallinto_rhythm
08/13/08, 05:56 PM
exactly, cause I'm older than you by 3 years and that makes me that much wiser than you.
two years I'm 19...ass.
swt_catastrophe
08/13/08, 06:00 PM
PM?
lol. jk.
maybe
swt_catastrophe
08/13/08, 06:01 PM
two years I'm 19...ass.
might want to change how under your avatar it says 18, then
Fallinto_rhythm
08/13/08, 06:07 PM
might want to change how under your avatar it says 18, then
I realized. You can't change it. I accidently hit '90 and I'm '89. Ohhh well
4N6 science
08/13/08, 06:07 PM
two years I'm 19...ass.
not what it says under your avatar...ASS
PM?
lol. jk.
maybe
you can PM me anytime. ;-)
might want to change how under your avatar it says 18, then
WIN!
swt_catastrophe
08/13/08, 06:14 PM
I realized. You can't change it. I accidently hit '90 and I'm '89. Ohhh well
that sucks
Fallinto_rhythm
08/13/08, 06:14 PM
not what it says under your avatar...ASS
you can PM me anytime. ;-)
WIN!
hahaha I hate you
4N6 science
08/13/08, 06:16 PM
hahaha I hate you
I know you do. But I feel like it's a good kind of hate.
Fallinto_rhythm
08/13/08, 06:23 PM
I know you do. But I feel like it's a good kind of hate.
It may be good.... It may be bad. Think what you like!
4N6 science
08/13/08, 06:24 PM
It may be good.... It may be bad. Think what you like!
well I'm gonna go with good, cause I like to be positive and give myself a shred of hope that you might actually like me just a tad.
Fallinto_rhythm
08/13/08, 06:29 PM
well I'm gonna go with good, cause I like to be positive and give myself a shred of hope that you might actually like me just a tad.
haha, I like you. You're a pretty nice guy
4N6 science
08/13/08, 06:30 PM
haha, I like you. You're a pretty nice guy
thank you. just pretty nice though?
theguy77
08/13/08, 06:32 PM
when i first heard deja entendu. i had been penetrated with music i would consider excellent and from that point on i knew music would be important in my life.
swt_catastrophe
08/13/08, 06:34 PM
when i first heard deja entendu. i had been penetrated with music i would consider excellent and from that point on i knew music would be important in my life.
ummm what?
wrong thread?
or are you saying you lost your virginity to that album?
Fallinto_rhythm
08/13/08, 06:39 PM
thank you. just pretty nice though?
oh, pardon me. You're a very nice guy.
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