This is for the girls in the forum

[Frank Giaramita]

Pick!

[Lueda Alia]

such an interesting question.

[Mercy Medical]

Are you fuckin' kidding me?

[mirtizzle]

bite

[Shellular]

hmmmm.

[Frank Giaramita]

and shelly!! u better not delete this!! hahahahaha

[BlinkStrap]

Spit, eothe rthat or I make him play with his dog and a jar of skippy

[Shellular]

i can click "Veiw Results" before I vote.

but im not a dude, so i guess that doesn't matter.

[ohlookitspaul]

hahahahahahhahaha

classic.

[Shellular]

and shelly!! u better not delete this!! hahahahaha
of course not, hotstuff.

[Frank Giaramita]

of course not, hotstuff.

:lol2: , u still down for the sex on the beach when i come in january!? :wink3:

[Shellular]

:lol2: , u still down for the sex on the beach when i come in january!? :wink3:
after we learn how to surf, right?

[Frank Giaramita]

after we learn how to surf, right?
hahaha yes.

[Shellular]

hahaha yes.
yayyyyy. it's gonna be the best day ever.

[open mind]

66 percent swallow....i love this place.

[Shellular]

i wonder who was the other chick to pick swallow.


i wonderrrr if it was my wifeyyyyyyy.

[ohlookitspaul]

66 percent swallow....i love this place.
exactly.

[Lueda Alia]

i wonder who was the other chick to pick swallow.


i wonderrrr if it was my wifeyyyyyyy.
lol no I haven't voted. haha

[ohlookitspaul]

lol no I haven't voted. haha
hmmm so are you going to then? :wink3:

[open mind]

remember ladies,vitamin c is an important part of a balanced breakfast.

[ohlookitspaul]

remember ladies,vitamin c is an important part of a balanced breakfast.
and protein is good for the bones. women are especially prone to osteoporosis.

[open mind]

we're such assholes. :lol2:

[CircaEnder]

im not a girl...and i didnt vote...but.....this has to be the most Fd up topic ive ever seen here lol. :lipsrseal

[ohlookitspaul]

we're such assholes. :lol2:
we rule.

[open mind]

we rule.
you know it brother.

[ohlookitspaul]

spit has taken over.

[venus/bacchus]

what about getting a pre-shot warning?...or bukkake?

[boysdontcry]

spit has taken over.
blasphemy

[_astheruinfalls]

What the fuck? WHY SPIT?

This is blasphemy.

[_astheruinfalls]

what about getting a pre-shot warning?...or bukkake?
I have no clue what bukkake is, but it sounds funny.

[ohlookitspaul]

come on, girls. protein. and vitamin c. and...sodium. you dont need to worry about heart disease at your age, sodium isn't bad for you.

[ohlookitspaul]

bukkake...uh...

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=bukkake

[_astheruinfalls]

Hahahahhahahahahahahaha. Bukkake is in the fucking dictionary? Man. The dictionary got some major scene points.

[open mind]

come on, girls. protein. and vitamin c. and...sodium. you dont need to worry about heart disease at your age, sodium isn't bad for you.
tell them it's like red bull, any girl who swallows has gotta be an angel. :lipsrseal

[ohlookitspaul]

Hahahahhahahahahahahaha. Bukkake is in the fucking dictionary? Man. The dictionary got some major scene points.
the best part is like...
"literally, act of splashing"

[_astheruinfalls]

Spitting is gross anyways.

I mean, it's in your mouth. Why not swallow? It's healthy. And you can use it as an excuse not to eat the rest of the day.

[_astheruinfalls]

the best part is like...
"literally, act of splashing"
Hahahahahahahha.

[venus/bacchus]

bukkake...uh...

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=bukkake
hahaha...the best part is "Get the Most Popular Sites for "bukkake" "

[_astheruinfalls]

Oh man. Hahahahahahaha.

[mirtizzle]

i wonder who was the other chick to pick swallow.

;)


at the risk of the entire forum thinking i'm a complete whore... what's the point of doing all that work if you're not going to swallow?

[open mind]

;)


at the risk of the entire forum thinking i'm a complete whore... what's the point of doing all that work if you're not going to swallow?
bless you dear, bless you

[venus/bacchus]

;)


at the risk of the entire forum thinking i'm a complete whore... what's the point of doing all that work if you're not going to swallow?
this should be a mantra for all women

this deserves to have quotes around it, with a dash underneath it, and your name next to it

[ninety times 9]

man this is a funny thread haha and why i spit winning

[boysdontcry]

man this is a funny thread haha and why i spit winning
you RIPPED OFF MY OLD AVATAR!!!!!!!!!

sorry.

[Shellular]

you RIPPED OFF MY OLD AVATAR!!!!!!!!!

sorry.
they just want to be as cool as you.

[Lueda Alia]

they just want to be as cool as you.
or as hotttt.......... right? :lol2:

[Shellular]

or as hotttt.......... right? :lol2:
yeah, but sadly that kid doesn't know, that no one will ever be as hot as matt.

[ohlookitspaul]

yeah, but sadly that kid doesn't know, that no one will ever be as hot as matt.
can i be second at least?

[Shellular]

wellllll duh.

[ohlookitspaul]

ok sweet.

now i need to stop procrastinating...gotta go do hw. blah.

[Shellular]

awww poor pauly.

[Bikeage]

shelly: i need more ass pictures, im a huge ass fan send em to my aim lollerwaffles

[Shellular]

HAHAHAAHA.

you're so funny.

[DeathByDesign]

im a really big fan of.....

turning this into the cyber sex forum....


ahahahaha. that was a joke...





or was it?

[Frank Giaramita]

shelly sent me some hot nude pics. :wink3:

[ohlookitspaul]

im a really big fan of.....

turning this into the cyber sex forum....


ahahahaha. that was a joke...





or was it?
hahahhaa...subtle

[13th hour]

I think the real question is, how many of the girls here have actually sucked schlong before?

[Shellular]

shelly sent me some hot nude pics. :wink3:
yours were hotter.

[ohlookitspaul]

yours were hotter.
is there something you two need to tell us?

and btw, frank, you're moving to california? where and when?

[Shellular]

is there something you two need to tell us?

and btw, frank, you're moving to california? where and when?
that im in mad love with frank? yesssss.

[Frank Giaramita]

that im in mad love with frank? yesssss.
hahahah <3 <3.

is there something you two need to tell us?

and btw, frank, you're moving to california? where and when?

January! I am sooooo stoked on it and I can't fucking wait.

[ohlookitspaul]

whoa dude, where in california are you moving to? that's so fucking awesome

[Frank Giaramita]

whoa dude, where in california are you moving to? that's so fucking awesome
Not exactly sure, So-cal though.

[SC0926]

spit

[saosinteam]

i've never spit.

[sweethypocrisy]

i think shelly should just post her n00dz on here, instead of sending them to certain people.... or she can just pm them to me :wink3:

[MrChainsaw389]

Shelly you've been holding out on me! I've only gotten one nude picture from you!

[mOvielife99]

i voted (yet im a dude) tee hee

[Lueda Alia]

i voted (yet im a dude) tee hee
hahahahaha

[BuriedAlive]

how did i miss this conversation? you all swallow my mighty spermies.

[Frank Giaramita]

If i was a chick i'd eat jizz daily. Like not just when I'm sucking dick but all the time for no reason, I'd put it in a jar and leave it in the fridge and eat it for dinner and stuff. Brush with my teeth with it etc.

[Shellular]

Not exactly sure, So-cal though.
you're going to live in my bed. DUHHHHHhh.

[Shellular]

oh and. the next person to put "shelly" and "nude" in the same sentence, will die a painful slow death. kthnx.

[Frank Giaramita]

you're going to live in my bed. DUHHHHHhh.
sounds good to me.. :wink3:

[Lueda Alia]

If i was a chick i'd eat jizz daily. Like not just when I'm sucking dick but all the time for no reason, I'd put it in a jar and leave it in the fridge and eat it for dinner and stuff. Brush with my teeth with it etc.
I reaaaaaaaaaaallly didn't need those thoughts in my head.

[BuriedAlive]

oh and. the next person to put "shelly" and "nude" in the same sentence, will die a painful slow death. kthnx.
I want shelly. Nude.

[Shellular]

I want shelly. Nude.
Cheater!!!

[Shellular]

plus you people are insane. the only one allowed to see me naked is frank. so HAH!

[ohlookitspaul]

too bad i've already seen it. ha!

[BuriedAlive]

Cheater!!!
Haha. I win. Hm. You know you want me. (saying this over and over wishing it were true)

[sweethypocrisy]

plus you people are insane. the only one allowed to see me naked is frank. so HAH!
what about me? :(

[Shellular]

what about me? :(
no! go away.

[boysdontcry]

plus you people are insane. the only one allowed to see me naked is frank. so HAH!
ahem.

frank shmrank. i'll shank frank.

[_astheruinfalls]

I've seen Shelly n00dz.

[Shellular]

ahem.

frank shmrank. i'll shank frank.
hahahaha. and matt too. because he's more awesome than anyone.

[Frank Giaramita]

plus you people are insane. the only one allowed to see me naked is frank. so HAH!
hahahaha

[Shellular]

No more nude talk, boys.

[ohlookitspaul]

frank, you are a lucky man.

[boysdontcry]

WHO THE FUCK IS FRANK AND WHAT IS HE DOING WITH SHELLY??!!!!


i'm going to go cry now.

ha.

[Shellular]

WHO THE FUCK IS FRANK AND WHAT IS HE DOING WITH SHELLY??!!!!


i'm going to go cry now.

ha.
no crying. i love you, husband!

[ohlookitspaul]

WHO THE FUCK IS FRANK AND WHAT IS HE DOING WITH SHELLY??!!!!


i'm going to go cry now.

ha.
matt, dude, this is what happens when you try to leave. now let this serve as a lesson to you.

[boysdontcry]

matt, dude, this is what happens when you try to leave. now let this serve as a lesson to you.
but i still talked to shells all the time anyway. i feel so used....


haha.

[_astheruinfalls]

Vagina.

[ohlookitspaul]

but i still talked to shells all the time anyway. i feel so used....


haha.
hahahahha

you poor bastard

i'll send you nude pictures of me if it makes you feel better

[Shellular]

hahahahha

you poor bastard

i'll send you nude pictures of me if it makes you feel better
how about you just send me the nudes.

and i'll make matt feel better.

[ohlookitspaul]

how about you just send me the nudes.

and i'll make matt feel better.
wait why do i feel like i'm getting screwed in this deal?

or rather, i'm not...:)

[BuriedAlive]

TJ has seen me nude :wink3:

[_astheruinfalls]

Every night.

[Shellular]

wait why do i feel like i'm getting screwed in this deal?

or rather, i'm not...:)
would you like to get screwed in this deal? :wink3:

[boysdontcry]

no he doesn't.

[BuriedAlive]

Every night.
hell yeah. I flash everyone! heh.

[_astheruinfalls]

But you only have sex with me.

[Shellular]

no he doesn't.
would you?!?!

[ohlookitspaul]

would you like to get screwed in this deal? :wink3:


:Up_to_som

well...

[boysdontcry]

would you?!?!
ehh maybe a quickie i gotta go to work. :wink3:

[ohlookitspaul]

ehh maybe a quickie i gotta go to work. :wink3:
do you still work at that restaurant?

[Shellular]

ehh maybe a quickie i gotta go to work. :wink3:
ewwww. no work! come over, you can work in my bed.

[boysdontcry]

do you still work at that restaurant?
oh yeah.

[ohlookitspaul]

oh yeah.
i'm sorry?

[boysdontcry]

ewwww. no work! come over, you can work in my bed.
baby we'll be coworkers, and we'll get payed by the hour in love. :wink3:

[boysdontcry]

i'm sorry?
oh yeah.

[sweethypocrisy]

I'm an immature little kid.

[_astheruinfalls]

pm them to me now.
Maybe.

[Shellular]

baby we'll be coworkers, and we'll get payed by the hour in love. :wink3:
god that was hot. definetly signature worthy.

[sweethypocrisy]

I'm an immature little kid.
nice one shelly

[Shellular]

nice one shelly
You know, I love you, but let the nudes thing go babe.

[BuriedAlive]

ok. im done trying to be funny.

[im_random]

hah..this thread is..amusing.

actually, i think interesting is a more fitting word

[Frank Giaramita]

my friend rob ate his own jizz bc he was "curious". (random thought)

[MrChainsaw389]

Accoding to an ex, it's salty and gross. Yet she kept swallowing until we broke up....

[Shellular]

it's not supposed to be salty unless the boy doesn't eat right.

[Coronary Parasite]

it's not supposed to be salty unless the boy doesn't eat right.
hahaha oh my god that was funny, thank you

[MrChainsaw389]

Well if you don't eat right like eat a lot of junk food, then yea, mine would be about as salty as...well....a saltlick?

sorry I'm not funny, I tried.

[Shellular]

hahaha oh my god that was funny, thank you
hahaha what. it's trueeeeee.

[BuriedAlive]

it's not supposed to be salty unless the boy doesn't eat right.
hm. maybe you should find out :wink3:

[Shellular]

Well if you don't eat right like eat a lot of junk food, then yea, mine would be about as salty as...well....a saltlick?

sorry I'm not funny, I tried.
a saltlick. HAHA. reminds me of a horse. EWWWW sick.

[Shellular]

hm. maybe you should find out :wink3:
maybe i already have.

[Coronary Parasite]

hahaha what. it's trueeeeee.
haha i know shelly, i know

but it was still funny

[BuriedAlive]

maybe i already have.
i think i missed something.

[MrChainsaw389]

Jesus god I just noticed how many posts you have CJ

[Shellular]

i think i missed something.
or i screwed up your joke. hahaha

[Shellular]

haha i know shelly, i know

but it was still funny
hahahaha im glad i make you laugh. :D

[BuriedAlive]

or i screwed up your joke. hahaha
yeah, you totally did screw up my joke. it upsets me :(

[Shellular]

yeah, you totally did screw up my joke. it upsets me :(
hahah sorry.

[BuriedAlive]

hahah sorry.
its ok. i still love you.

[Lueda Alia]

Jesus god I just noticed how many posts you have CJ
psshh, are you saying she has a lot? :lol2:

[open mind]

swallowing is in the lead. :sun_smile........something tells me it was the guys who managed to make that happen though. :sick:

[ohlookitspaul]

swallowing is in the lead. :sun_smile........something tells me it was the guys who managed to make that happen though. :sick:
hahaha shhh...

i didn't do it, btw

[jaimej]

i voted ;)

[BuriedAlive]

i voted ;)
was it spit or swallow?

[LoserlyFirefly]

hah i've never even done it before but i voted swallow.

[x LP fan x]

do guys really like it when you drink something warm before it ;)

[BuriedAlive]

hah i've never even done it before but i voted swallow.
well hey, im open tomorrow :wink3: hahahahaha

[x LP fan x]

;)

[x LP fan x]

no, but im serious though

[LoserlyFirefly]

well hey, im open tomorrow :wink3: hahahahaha

haha you're so great

[BuriedAlive]

haha you're so great
haha thank you.

[x LP fan x]

no ones answering me...i guess ill transfer my question into the advice column

[Shellular]

no ones answering me...i guess ill transfer my question into the advice column
what was your question?

[sweethypocrisy]

what was your question?
man, that ICMAMLNB avatar is a rip off of tbs like whoa.

[open mind]

what was your question?
she wanted bj tips, i wasn't about to give a young girl advice on that, guess no one else was either.

[Frank Giaramita]

man, that ICMAMLNB avatar is a rip off of tbs like whoa.
I really don't see it.

[Coronary Parasite]

Jesus god I just noticed how many posts you have CJ
haha oh man, i'll be back at 0 in a couple of weeks, i promise

[open mind]

haha oh man, i'll be back at 0 in a couple of weeks, i promise
how are you gonna do that? make a new account?

[Coronary Parasite]

how are you gonna do that? make a new account?
indeed, once i hit 15k, i forfeit my account

i'm keeping my sig, my profile the whole deal, just on a new name, i won't be hiding at all, you'll know i "moved"

i could care less about my posts, but i'm gonna miss my rep points :(

[open mind]

indeed, once i hit 15k, i forfeit my account

i'm keeping my sig, my profile the whole deal, just on a new name, i won't be hiding at all, you'll know i "moved"

i could care less about my posts, but i'm gonna miss my rep points :(
if you don't care about your post count why forfeit the account?

[Coronary Parasite]

if you don't care about your post count why forfeit the account?
i care that it's high, it bothers me....


but i don't care if it's low, i want it low :(

[Shellular]

haha you should get an admin to change your number of posts.

[open mind]

i care that it's high, it bothers me....


but i don't care if it's low, i want it low :(
you should be proud of your posts, go for a world record or something.

[open mind]

haha you should get an admin to change your number of posts.
do you have that power shelly?

[Coronary Parasite]

haha you should get an admin to change your number of posts.
haha well, shelly you could...


nah, i hate my name anyway, it'll be a nice change, maybe i'll switch back or something, i dunno


mike- is there a world record? if there is, then i'll go for it :)

[Shellular]

haha well, shelly you could...


nah, i hate my name anyway, it'll be a nice change, maybe i'll switch back or something, i dunno


mike- is there a world record? if there is, then i'll go for it :)
i wish i could. im not an admin though. what is your new name going to be?

[open mind]

haha well, shelly you could...


nah, i hate my name anyway, it'll be a nice change, maybe i'll switch back or something, i dunno


mike- is there a world record? if there is, then i'll go for it :)
there's gotta be a world record for it, i mean they have a record for the longest fingernails.

[Coronary Parasite]

i wish i could. im not an admin though. what is your new name going to be?
no idea, but i guess i should start thinking about it, man i'm gonna miss being a preferred member too

but i did my time with this stuff, it'll be nice to be a newb

[Coronary Parasite]

there's gotta be a world record for it, i mean they have a record for the longest fingernails.
haha i'm way too lazy to look

[Shellular]

no idea, but i guess i should start thinking about it, man i'm gonna miss being a preferred member too

but i did my time with this stuff, it'll be nice to be a newb
oh yeah! well just tell tate you made a new name.

do you remember where that one list was, of all the preferred members, and the mods and shit.

[open mind]

is that preferred member forum still around?

[CROMagnon]

haha you should get an admin to change your number of posts.
not necessary, i'll pop in every now and then and say "so this is post x+15,000" :wink3:

[Coronary Parasite]

is that preferred member forum still around?
yeah, your still on the list :)

http://www.absolutepunk.net/showgroups.php?

[Coronary Parasite]

not necessary, i'll pop in every now and then and say "so this is post x+15,000" :wink3:
bastard!

[open mind]

yeah, your still on the list :)

http://www.absolutepunk.net/showgroups.php?
for some reason i thought they got rid of it when they changed things here, i see it's still in constant use.

[Shellular]

oh score. i didnt know jac was an admin

[CROMagnon]

yeah, your still on the list :)

http://www.absolutepunk.net/showgroups.php?
funny how katy is still there

[CROMagnon]

oh score. i didnt know jac was an admin
she's also very very hot

[Shellular]

i dont think she's banned anymore. or was she ever?

[Shellular]

she's also very very hot
and very very nice. i had a lovely convo w/ her last night.

[CROMagnon]

i dont think she's banned anymore. or was she ever?
never

[open mind]

funny how katy is still there
you ever go to kp and see what she's up to?

[CROMagnon]

and very very nice. i had a lovely convo w/ her last night.
yeah that too, she helped get me the cavil at rest ep, she's awesome

[Shellular]

why have we not had an AIM chat in a whileeeeee everyone.

[CROMagnon]

you ever go to kp and see what she's up to?
nah

[Shellular]

yeah that too, she helped get me the cavil at rest ep, she's awesome
yeaaah. i get to party w/ her on the 16th. woooooo.

[CROMagnon]

why have we not had an AIM chat in a whileeeeee everyone.
not enough ppl around at the same time

[Shellular]

not enough ppl around at the same time
awww darn.

[CROMagnon]

yeaaah. i get to party w/ her on the 16th. woooooo.
where?

and make sure you get some pics up, b/c you and her together = sexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

[Shellular]

where?

and make sure you get some pics up, b/c you and her together = sexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
redlands u. tbs/used show. hottt damn.

[open mind]

nah
yeah me neither....

[CROMagnon]

redlands u. tbs/used show. hottt damn.
need a few more t's in there, like 37

hottttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt tttt

[CROMagnon]

yeah me neither....
i'd probably just im her if i was interested, but i haven't been really

[Shellular]

need a few more t's in there, like 37

hottttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt tttt
hahahaha. it's going to be the best night like ever.

[CROMagnon]

hahahaha. it's going to be the best night like ever.
that is a hot show

[Shellular]

i know. im supposed to see the used on monday toooo. but if my ID doesnt come by then, i can't get into the show.

[CROMagnon]

i know. im supposed to see the used on monday toooo. but if my ID doesnt come by then, i can't get into the show.
um, just show your old one and say you're waiting for your new one? i don't know, works for bars, should work for shows, no?

[Shellular]

that would work, except i dont have an old one. i got the new one cause i lost the old one. hahahha

[CROMagnon]

that would work, except i dont have an old one. i got the new one cause i lost the old one. hahahha
ooooooh, i just thought you got a new one b/c you hit 18 or something, i don't know, some states do that i think

[Shellular]

nope i got one when i was 15, i had it alllllll this time, and lost it like last month. so i applied for a new one. and it hasn't come yet.

[CROMagnon]

nope i got one when i was 15, i had it alllllll this time, and lost it like last month. so i applied for a new one. and it hasn't come yet.
well i hope you get it in time

i'm off to bed, have a good one

[Shellular]

goodnight lover.