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Kholint
09/23/04, 03:17 PM
Girls don't love me!

I don't see why, I'm practically the perfect example of a male you could possibly get.

My website even shows how great I am.
(ADVERTISING)

But yeah.
How can I make girls love me?
Or even specific ones?

kimosabe
09/23/04, 03:27 PM
how to make girls love you?

1) Become rich.

2) Get the girls drunk/high

3) If you have them bound and gagged in your dark basement and you are the only person they ever see, and you hold their life in your hands. Then they might start to feel a weird atraction to you, or atleast fake it. They might go insane though.

4) Adopt a kid..

Kholint
09/23/04, 03:41 PM
Okay, thanks!

razberryglitz
09/23/04, 04:02 PM
I LOVE YOU! God, I'm so lonely...

zach
09/23/04, 04:33 PM
Well for starters you don;t make posts on messege boards asking how to get girls to like you. It may sound crass, but its true. Secondly, when you aprach a girl, donlt even let the thought of rejection cross your mind. There is no reason why she wouldn;t want your company, as far as your concerend. This is really hard to do, and I can't think of anybody who doesn't have alot of trouble with it, but its worth. Most girls dig a confident guy. But you gotta be carfull not to let that confidence turn into arrogance. Thats a real turn off.

nfgguitardude
09/23/04, 05:17 PM
lol im sorry, but i was scrollin through the posts.. readin up on a couple of em... and came acrosse what you said

BUT COME ON

A WEBSITE ABOUT HOW GREAT YOU ARE?????? lol

vivid_thought
09/23/04, 05:50 PM
So sure of yourself?

Kholint
09/24/04, 07:10 PM
Yes.

www.kholint.tk

-I ROCK.

chokingonnothng
09/24/04, 07:16 PM
err...

arienette
09/24/04, 07:21 PM
so..wait a minute...were you joking about being the perfect example of a male? not that im saying you're not or anything but if you were serious you must be a total ass

you sound like that guy on true life that got calf implants

Kholint
09/24/04, 07:24 PM
Of course I'm joking.
Everything I say on the internet is mostly a lie, anyway.

The internet is a form of media- you don't believe everything you see on T.V., right?
Same goes for here.

FREE SPEECH! (*is British, normally can't do this*)
<insert facist comment here>

OnLegendary21
09/24/04, 07:27 PM
Girls don't love me!

I don't see why, I'm practically the perfect example of a male you could possibly get.

My website even shows how great I am.
(ADVERTISING)

But yeah.
How can I make girls love me?
Or even specific ones?

Step 1. - Grow a penis.

The rest, my friend, is up to you.

Kholint
09/24/04, 07:28 PM
Step 1. - Grow a penis.

The rest, my friend, is up to you.

Waahh!
How do I grow one?

crashcrash
09/24/04, 07:51 PM
looks like you're wearing a karatae outfit or something.
that might be it.

Kholint
09/24/04, 07:54 PM
heh, yeah, it's my Karate Gee.
You think I shoud lose it?
The girl in question says I look sexy in it.

crashcrash
09/24/04, 07:55 PM
then add a black belt and she'll swoon like no tomorrow.

Kholint
09/24/04, 08:00 PM
heh, I'm Brown belt so give me a few years and i'll be there.

x LP fan x
09/24/04, 08:09 PM
awww poor thing..i love you!

13th hour
09/24/04, 11:23 PM
step one in how to get girls to like you:

Not be ugly.

You have some work to do my friend.

nards228
09/25/04, 02:07 PM
Be an asshole. Girls love assholes. They fall for them every time. I think I'm going to start being an asshole when I talk to girls.



Rennard

LoserlyFirefly
09/25/04, 06:02 PM
not all girls love guys that are assholes. i definitely don't love guys that are assholes.

case_of_you
09/26/04, 10:51 PM
maybe i'm old fashioned, but aren't you 15? i think you've got a few years before you need to start worrying about falling in love. just take it easy and stop looking so hard. it's cliche, but good things happen when you least expect them.