Sex and the personal life forum.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

So recently I've been thinking about how many threads in the Personal Life forum are about sex or sex related. Honestly, are all of you in that much of heat that you need to sit here and talk about who sucked whose dick, fucking your ex in a motel cough cough when you lost your virginity. Oh, how could I forget my personal favorite, anal! I want to know how many people seriously have had anal, but I guess I never will since probably more then half of this forum is a lie. Talking about sex and just sex shows a lack of social skills, and the fact that you most likely aren't getting a little "sum sumthin" because of the cross country fuck ses. being made. Sure "It's a joke" well if it's all a joke then I guess this must be one long episode of America's Funniest Home Videos. Now, I'll be the first to admit I chime in sometimes to be obnoxious, but it really is obscene how sex crazed some of you are.

[stayforawhile]

Hahah trying to get yourself shot?

[Fallinto_rhythm]

What are we back to playing the gun game? Everyone has a gun, and I'm the victim? Hahahahaha

[stayforawhile]

What arecwe back to playing the gun game? Everyone has a gun, and I'm the victim? Hahahahaha
Hahahah and the black and mexicans, wel they have two guns one for each hand. "do even the little babys have guns?" "yes eveyone has guns!"

[Renee]

Is Bob Saget is hosting?

[Fallinto_rhythm]

Hahahah and the black and mexicans, wel they have two guns one for each hand. "do even the little babys have guns?" "yes eveyone has guns!"

I swear to God your sister gave this black guy a dirty look so I go to her "bam kick your walking up a notch" I don't think she understood the gun thing.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

Is Bob Saget is hosting?

do you want him too?

[Renee]

do you want him too?
I think he was funnier than the guy doing AFHV now.

[thespearkid]

Anal.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

I think he was funnier than the guy doing AFHV now.

then it's settled, he's the host.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

Anal.

thanks for being a prime example.

[thespearkid]

thanks for being a prime example.
This is the only place I really get to be obscene just for the fun of it. :shrug:

[oldwirehands]

Its just a bunch of horny teenagers and then there are the occasional older creeps who want to hook up with the teenagers.

*looks at age*

I'll admit there was only one teenager I ever intended on hooking up with ;)

But only one!

[thespearkid]

Its just a bunch of horny teenagers and then there are the occasional older creeps who want to hook up with the teenagers.

*looks at age*

I'll admit there was only one teenager I ever intended on hooking up with ;)

But only one!
And that makes it ok?

[oldwirehands]

And that makes it ok?

It makes it totally fine. I'm a grown man with skills. Why should some pimple-faced high school wiener who busts after two minutes get to have fun?

[thespearkid]

It makes it totally fine. I'm a grown man with skills. Why should some pimple-faced high school wiener who busts after two minutes get to have fun?
Can't argue with that logic haha.

[oldwirehands]

Can't argue with that logic haha.

lol Its a David Cross joke.

[lovely864md]

Really? It's the internet.

[bobby runs]

Really? It's the internet.
qft

[thesafeword]

What's a Personal Life? I thought this was the Sex forum, what the fuck?

[marchofmarty]

I had anal once and to be honest I didn't like it at all the room smelled bad when we were done :shrug:

[wewascontenders]

I'd fuck each and every one of you.

[bobby runs]

I'd fuck each and every one of you.
aww thank you

[AP_Punk]

So recently I've been thinking about how many threads in the Personal Life forum are about sex or sex related. Honestly, are all of you in that much of heat that you need to sit here and talk about who sucked whose dick, fucking your ex in a motel cough cough when you lost your virginity. Oh, how could I forget my personal favorite, anal! I want to know how many people seriously have had anal, but I guess I never will since probably more then half of this forum is a lie. Talking about sex and just sex shows a lack of social skills, and the fact that you most likely aren't getting a little "sum sumthin" because of the cross country fuck ses. being made. Sure "It's a joke" well if it's all a joke then I guess this must be one long episode of America's Funniest Home Videos. Now, I'll be the first to admit I chime in sometimes to be obnoxious, but it really is obscene how sex crazed some of you are.

:appl:

[Giant Broccoli]

Pull your skirt up love, dip if its all that bothersome to your beauteous mind.

[failingwithease]

Obviously this was a waste of time.

[thesafeword]

Are you really going to stop all of the horny people in here?

[swt_catastrophe]

It makes it totally fine. I'm a grown man with skills. Why should some pimple-faced high school wiener who busts after two minutes get to have fun?
one of my [younger] friends just lost her virginity..
he was a virgin too
the guy lasted about 2 minutes.
ohhhh sad.
[but this totally made me think of that and laugh]
What's a Personal Life? I thought this was the Sex forum, what the fuck?
haha. nice.
I'd fuck each and every one of you.
lolz

[CatDiesel]

hahahha



fuck

[checkered.stars]

I remember when PL actually had funny trolls. Sigh.

[Ailite]

I had anal once and to be honest I didn't like it at all the room smelled bad when we were done :shrug:
FUCKING AMAZING.

[Ailite]

Yeah, this thread makes me glad I don't come in here a lot though. But that post I just quoted. Haha. Whew.

[MidCal]

I had anal once and to be honest I didn't like it at all the room smelled bad when we were done :shrug:
I read this as you had someone anal you. I dont think thats what you ment and if it is, please keep it to yourself.

[theguy77]

everybody likes to talk about sex. it doesnt mean you're sex crazed its just always an interesting topic. i myself have never dated a girl with sex being the primary goal, i dont go around looking for drunk fucks at parties like 80% of college guys do, but hell im always down for a conversation about what would be/is best in bed.

[altemose09]

there should be Sex (The Official Thread)
instead of a new thread for every time someone has a new story
i'll start it. just give me the go.

[brentkid]

I avoid these forums now because it's mostly just the regulars flirting with each other and making sexual jokes and references.

[theguy77]

to do that would be to miss the point of PL forums, no matter what problem somebody has the thread is going to turn into an irrelevant discussion of random relations. to make an official sex thread is like making an official "tell people why their pop-sensible music is bad" or "tell people how much brand new ripped off of other bands" or "tell people how elitist they are" thread in the music forum.

[theguy77]

I avoid these forums now because it's mostly just the regulars flirting with each other and making sexual jokes and references.

the online flirting does get pretty old haha.

[drewziph]

So recently I've been thinking about how many threads in the Personal Life forum are about sex or sex related. Honestly, are all of you in that much of heat that you need to sit here and talk about who sucked whose dick, fucking your ex in a motel cough cough when you lost your virginity. Oh, how could I forget my personal favorite, anal! I want to know how many people seriously have had anal, but I guess I never will since probably more then half of this forum is a lie. Talking about sex and just sex shows a lack of social skills, and the fact that you most likely aren't getting a little "sum sumthin" because of the cross country fuck ses. being made. Sure "It's a joke" well if it's all a joke then I guess this must be one long episode of America's Funniest Home Videos. Now, I'll be the first to admit I chime in sometimes to be obnoxious, but it really is obscene how sex crazed some of you are.
good shout.

[brentkid]

the online flirting does get pretty old haha.
That and the fact that certain members care WAY too much about their post counts. It's a little ridiculous that you would dedicate yourself to get a few thousands posts on a forum. I mean is there really nothing more interesting you could be doing in your life?

[remedyeli]

I guess the PL forums are less sex craved since my 'post your ex's nudes' topic has randomly vanished in thin air.

[llwilliamsll]

Pull your skirt up love, dip if its all that bothersome to your beauteous mind.
Your avatar is supposed to get the cummed on by some mustard. Fix that.

[Giant Broccoli]

Your avatar is supposed to get the cummed on by some mustard. Fix that.
http://i37.tinypic.com/2w5sro9.gif


Who are you? Don't worry about me kiddo

[llwilliamsll]

http://i37.tinypic.com/2w5sro9.gif


Who are you? Don't worry about me kiddo
I'm a person who every so often posts in the forums and frequents the site for music related news...
The hot dog guy just staring isn't really entertaining. I'm not really worried per se. I just want to see some mustard get shot on that hot dog.

[HelpMeSleep]

So recently I've been thinking about how many threads in the Personal Life forum are about sex or sex related. Honestly, are all of you in that much of heat that you need to sit here and talk about who sucked whose dick, fucking your ex in a motel cough cough when you lost your virginity. Oh, how could I forget my personal favorite, anal! I want to know how many people seriously have had anal, but I guess I never will since probably more then half of this forum is a lie. Talking about sex and just sex shows a lack of social skills, and the fact that you most likely aren't getting a little "sum sumthin" because of the cross country fuck ses. being made. Sure "It's a joke" well if it's all a joke then I guess this must be one long episode of America's Funniest Home Videos. Now, I'll be the first to admit I chime in sometimes to be obnoxious, but it really is obscene how sex crazed some of you are.
cough cough me apparently?

That and the fact that certain members care WAY too much about their post counts. It's a little ridiculous that you would dedicate yourself to get a few thousands posts on a forum. I mean is there really nothing more interesting you could be doing in your life?
cough cough Dave lol?

[HelpMeSleep]

I guess the PL forums are less sex craved since my 'post your ex's nudes' topic has randomly vanished in thin air.
did it seriously get deleted? how sad.

[remedyeli]

did it seriously get deleted? how sad.

yeah it did.
I just came on here looking for it and I noticed that it was gone :[

[thesafeword]

What the fuck, that's what fucked with post count. I was at 4k and I come to this pleasant suprise. Shit.

[brentkid]

cough cough me apparently?


cough cough Dave lol?
I guess I was pretty obvious there.

[HelpMeSleep]

yeah it did.
I just came on here looking for it and I noticed that it was gone :[
aw that fucking sucks. it was there forever and no one did anything about it. why now? :shrug:

What the fuck, that's what fucked with post count. I was at 4k and I come to this pleasant suprise. Shit.
does it seriously delete posts from your post count when that happens? that's lame.
I'm sure you lost a lot from that since you demanded n00dz so often lol.

I guess I was pretty obvious there.
haha that's okay. I would say the latter was not quite as obvious as the former on that one.

[thesafeword]

Yeah, so? That's what the thread was about.

[HelpMeSleep]

I'm just saying the number one thing I associate you with in any thread is n00dz, so I would imagine you would have lost a lot of posts there.

[thesafeword]

Yeah, about 70.

[remedyeli]

aw that fucking sucks. it was there forever and no one did anything about it. why now? :shrug:


that's what I was wondering.
And I took pride in that topic too since it was the #1 viewed topic in PL. shit.
oh well. life moves on.

[morgz]

I avoid these forums now because it's mostly just the regulars flirting with each other and making sexual jokes and references.

hahaha seriously. every single thread somehow turns into talking about sex

[thesafeword]

And that's a bad thing how?

[morgz]

its not negative i guess. its just funny

[thesafeword]

And awesome. So, who wants to fuck?

[fadedmemories]

one of my [younger] friends just lost her virginity..
he was a virgin too
the guy lasted about 2 minutes.
ohhhh sad.
[but this totally made me think of that and laugh]

haha. nice.

lolz
did they use a timer or something?

[CatDiesel]

People were complaining about the noodz thread in the General forum so Anton came in here and deleted it

[4N6 science]

So recently I've been thinking about how many threads in the Personal Life forum are about sex or sex related. Honestly, are all of you in that much of heat that you need to sit here and talk about who sucked whose dick, fucking your ex in a motel cough cough when you lost your virginity. Oh, how could I forget my personal favorite, anal! I want to know how many people seriously have had anal, but I guess I never will since probably more then half of this forum is a lie. Talking about sex and just sex shows a lack of social skills, and the fact that you most likely aren't getting a little "sum sumthin" because of the cross country fuck ses. being made. Sure "It's a joke" well if it's all a joke then I guess this must be one long episode of America's Funniest Home Videos. Now, I'll be the first to admit I chime in sometimes to be obnoxious, but it really is obscene how sex crazed some of you are.

oh nikki what's wrong?

[marchofmarty]

I read this as you had someone anal you. I dont think thats what you ment and if it is, please keep it to yourself.

no I assure you I was giving and she was receiving.

don't worry.

[thesafeword]

People were complaining about the noodz thread in the General forum so Anton came in here and deleted it
And it fucked up my post count.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

there should be Sex (The Official Thread)
instead of a new thread for every time someone has a new story
i'll start it. just give me the go. good idea.

I avoid these forums now because it's mostly just the regulars flirting with each other and making sexual jokes and references. I agree.

oh nikki what's wrong? nothing?

[HelpMeSleep]

People were complaining about the noodz thread in the General forum so Anton came in here and deleted it
why were they complaining about it

[MidCal]

oh nikki what's wrong?
She needs to be poked.

[drewziph]

And that's a bad thing how?
its annoying when people think they're funny, when really just copying someone else all the time

people need to be original or shut up

[concernedparent]

Well sex is what life's all about. I subscribe to the theory that pretty much every single thing guys do has the intention of getting girls, with only a few exceptions.

[kwsqd]

Well sex is what life's all about. I subscribe to the theory that pretty much every single thing guys do has the intention of getting girls, with only a few exceptions.
This is true.

[HelpMeSleep]

Well sex is what life's all about. I subscribe to the theory that pretty much every single thing guys do has the intention of getting girls, with only a few exceptions.
this is why guys suck.

[sjb2k1]

why were they complaining about itactually it started as a big WTF to the 4 or 5 "who do you want to fuck" poll threads where 20 somethings were talking about fucking 15 year olds. then somebody mentioned the noodz thread, anton asked for proof that there were actually noodz posted, somebody gave him a link that proof, and there you have it.

and for the love of god i hope i never have to type the "word" noodz again. ha.

[kwsqd]

actually it started as a big WTF to the 4 or 5 "who do you want to fuck" poll threads where 20 somethings were talking about fucking 15 year olds. then somebody mentioned the noodz thread, anton asked for proof that there were actually noodz posted, somebody gave him a link that proof, and there you have it.

and for the love of god i hope i never have to type the "word" noodz again. ha.
type it for me! hahaha :-p

[sjb2k1]

type it for me! hahaha :-ponly for you ken, only for you:

NOODZ, NOODZ, NOODZ.

okay but for real never again :-)

[kwsqd]

only for you ken, only for you:

NOODZ, NOODZ, NOODZ.

okay but for real never again :-)
:sneakkiss:

haha thanks!

[concernedparent]

this is why guys suck.
I also believe that what most of what girls do is to attract guys. Maybe a slightly smaller percentage than how guys try to get girls though.

[kwsqd]

they're equally as bad.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

I also believe that what most of what girls do is to attract guys. Maybe a slightly smaller percentage than how guys try to get girls though.

I agree. Girls mainly behave, say, and dress to get a guys attention. Of course everygirl wears a skirt to show off their legs. Anyone who is going to deny this is wrong. Not all people are like, but the thought runs through 9 out of 10 girls as they put their leg through the skirt gaurented.

[HelpMeSleep]

actually it started as a big WTF to the 4 or 5 "who do you want to fuck" poll threads where 20 somethings were talking about fucking 15 year olds. then somebody mentioned the noodz thread, anton asked for proof that there were actually noodz posted, somebody gave him a link that proof, and there you have it.

and for the love of god i hope i never have to type the "word" noodz again. ha.
ahh thank you. that was exactly what I wanted.. like the story of how it came about.

and I used to feel really stupid any time I wrote n00dz and I guess I still do, but now I'm just sort of used to it.

I also believe that what most of what girls do is to attract guys. Maybe a slightly smaller percentage than how guys try to get girls though.
I misread what you said before. I thought you said most of what guys do was to get girls to have sex with them, implying that they lie and go into "relationships" just to get sex which really does suck. but now that I know what you mean, I think it's fine.

[fadedmemories]

People were complaining about the noodz thread in the General forum so Anton came in here and deleted it
really?

[hellogorgeous]

I agree.

[sjb2k1]

ahh thank you. that was exactly what I wanted.. like the story of how it came about.

and I used to feel really stupid any time I wrote n00dz and I guess I still do, but now I'm just sort of used to it.you're welcome. if you want to see the actual thread search To Catch a Predator AP Edition lol

yeah i suppose it's just part of posting on the internet or something hahaha.
really?see my other post:
http://www.absolutepunk.net/showthread.php?p=17784691#post17784 691

[HelpMeSleep]

you're welcome. if you want to see the actual thread search To Catch a Predator AP Edition lol

yeah i suppose it's just part of posting on the internet or something hahaha.
lol at me reading all 18 pages just now.

everyone's going all eugenics/inferior race/Hitler talk on PL in there. nasty stuff. they're all racist against us!

[hellogorgeous]

I'm just saying the number one thing I associate you with in any thread is n00dz, so I would imagine you would have lost a lot of posts there.


Well isn't this the pot calling the kettle black.

[HelpMeSleep]

Well isn't this the pot calling the kettle black.
how so? I don't ask people for n00dz. :shrug:

[atticus1492]

You must be a virgin.

[HelpMeSleep]

You must be a virgin.
me?

[atticus1492]

No.

But yes.

[NickLopez]

Wtf to that avatar. Jesus christ.

[HelpMeSleep]

No.

But yes.
No. I'm not lol.

[atticus1492]

Sure.

Also, when I resized my avatar, I was annoyed that it turned out so grainy. However, now I actually love it.

It is even creepier than it used to be. Haha.

[fadedmemories]

see my other post:
http://www.absolutepunk.net/showthread.php?p=17784691#post17784 691
sad