Ask An Asian Guy

[popdisaster00]

when is someone gonna have an "ask an asian guy" thread? paul?

[_astheruinfalls]

Hahahaha.

[dretti]

hahahaha, but we still have to cover mexicans too...

[popdisaster00]

my best friend is asian, but he doesn't visit the forum here. he visits sports car forums. figures...

[_astheruinfalls]

Stupid Asians...

[popdisaster00]

hahahaha, but we still have to cover mexicans too...

lol my best guess is not one single mexican is on this site.

[Shellular]

Now see, when the white dude made this thread everyone fucking jumped down his throat. It doesn't fucking make sense.

[pjtunes91]

Stupid Asians...
I'm Asian.

[_astheruinfalls]

Like I said, no one cares about white people.

Asian people are a mystery.

[Love As Arson]

Is the sideways vagina thing true?

[dretti]

Now see, when the white dude made this thread everyone fucking jumped down his throat. It doesn't fucking make sense.

It just depends who posts first after a thread is made, it sets the tone for everything else.

[_astheruinfalls]

I'm Asian.
It's all jokes. I have a lot of Asian friends.

A lot of them just turned into bitches...so now if anything goes wrong in the world, I must blame it on the Asians.

But all in fun.

[pjtunes91]

It's all jokes. I have a lot of Asian friends.

A lot of them just turned into bitches...so now if anything goes wrong in the world, I must blame it on the Asians.

But all in fun.
Haha, I didn't give a shit. But, "if anything goes wrong in the world" you must blame it on THOSE Asians. Whatever.

[Shellular]

It just depends who posts first after a thread is made, it sets the tone for everything else.
see. stuff like that shouldn't matter.

this place is full of little followers.

[dretti]

see. stuff like that shouldn't matter.

this place is full of little followers.


Yes, choose side with the bully and you won't get your ass kicked.

[_astheruinfalls]

Haha, I didn't give a shit. But, "if anything goes wrong in the world" you must blame it on THOSE Asians. Whatever.
Hmmm. That just wouldn't be as fun!

But don't worry. I won't count you.

[pjtunes91]

Hmmm. That just wouldn't be as fun!

But don't worry. I won't count you.
Haha, okay sweet deal dude. I'll help you out with those fuckin Asians.

[_astheruinfalls]

Is Asian on Asian crime actually allowed?

[pjtunes91]

Now it is.

[piebaldkid42]

i havent checked out the ask a white guy thread but is that just a rip off of "ask a black dude" from chappelles show?

[pjtunes91]

i havent checked out the ask a white guy thread but is that just a rip off of "ask a black dude" from chappelles show?
Yes, yes it is.

[13th hour]

Yes, choose side with the bully and you won't get your ass kicked.

Or choose sides with Paul and gain eternal life.

[prozac mnms]

Haha, I didn't give a shit. But, "if anything goes wrong in the world" you must blame it on THOSE Asians. Whatever.

No, blame it on all Asians. Damn them! *shakes fist*

[BuriedAlive]

wow. dumb dumb heads.

[BuriedAlive]

Or choose sides with Chris and gain eternal life.
yeah, thanks. you make me blush.

[13th hour]

Improper use of the quote button!!

[BuriedAlive]

Improper use of the quote button!!
haha.

[mirtizzle]

Is the sideways vagina thing true?

well i'm only half asian, so mine is diagonal.

[popdisaster00]

well i'm only half asian, so mine is diagonal.

hahaha

[Lueda Alia]

Now see, when the white dude made this thread everyone fucking jumped down his throat. It doesn't fucking make sense.
haha yep, the exact same thing I was thinking.

[_astheruinfalls]

haha yep, the exact same thing I was thinking.
No one cares what you think Eda.

:blah:

[open mind]

Now see, when the white dude made this thread everyone fucking jumped down his throat. It doesn't fucking make sense.
i'm not sure, but i don't think this was started by an asian.

[_astheruinfalls]

i'm not sure, but i don't think this was started by an asian.
You are correct sir.

[popdisaster00]

You are correct sir.

im white as snow.

[Shellular]

hahahahaha.

[popdisaster00]

so is there a certified asian in here that is willing to answer our questions?

[BuriedAlive]

so is there a certified asian in here that is willing to answer our questions?
me me! what were the questions?

[aolsux]

what's the deal with asian men and driving slow with leaving their turning signal on?

[emberNenvelope]

i dont know about you, but im sure it's the asian women that drive slow. asian men are like speed racers. GEEZ! ohh im asian too.

[falling_star]

I'm Asian!
And I have never heard of the sideways vagina.. what the....

[popdisaster00]

whats with the rice. why do you speak in a different language around people that dont understand you, is there secret talk? why you so damn rich. whats with the mazdas? anime, explain that. chopsticks over forks and spoons? sandals/slippers? hamsters? black market? im curious.

[the poseur]

rice is nice

[13th hour]

yeah, I dont get anime either. Its kinda dumb isnt it?

[The Bled 13]

Dude,

[emberNenvelope]

i'm so white washed that i can't answer these questions.

[CROMagnon]

yeah, I dont get anime either. Its kinda dumb isnt it?
no

[EMO-tionRomance]

yeah, I dont get anime either. Its kinda dumb isnt it?I like this one anime show that the kid I babysits makes me watch, it's called Code Lyoko I think?

I like it. hah.

And I like looking at some anime DRAWINGS, but the shows sometimes get on my nerves.

[CROMagnon]

I like this one anime show that the kid I babysits makes me watch, it's called Code Lyoko I think?

I like it. hah.

And I like looking at some anime DRAWINGS, but the shows sometimes get on my nerves.
two words: cowboy bebop