in a sticky situation..

[KISS MY SASS..]

so a few nights ago i was chillen with sum friends. my best friends verry attractive ex boyfriend happened to be in attendance, and rather horny.. we hooked up and im not sure if i should share this with her bc shes still kinda heart broken over the whole breakup. . any advice??

[lovely864md]

Take your computer. Balance it precariously on the ledge to your window. Now go stand outside beneath it, and jump just enough to dislodge it.

[KISS MY SASS..]

wtf?

[ThemChains]

Did he anal you? Was his name John #1?

[KISS MY SASS..]

nope..

[ThemChains]

nope..

No care ever.

[KISS MY SASS..]

No care ever.
sorry!!

[sjb2k1]

well it depends on whether or not you still want her to be your friend.

[KISS MY SASS..]

well it depends on whether or not you still want her to be your friend.

yes. we have been friends for years!

[thehereaway]

a friend of mine was in a similar situation the other day (except he is a guy and the girl he got with had just broken up with his best friend like 2 weeks prior) he told his best friend about it, and he was totally fine with it...after he killed him ofc.

not really, it all worked out fine.

[ThemChains]

^ This. I have a similar story. My roommate hooked up with our roommate's ex-girlfriend two weeks after they broke up after a 3 year relationship. Here's how it went down: "Dude, I definitely had sex with ___________." "Oh, cool?" "I'm really sorry, it just kind of happened, I don't want you to be angry." "Dude, fuck her."

[KISS MY SASS..]

^ This. I have a similar story. My roommate hooked up with our roommate's ex-girlfriend two weeks after they broke up after a 3 year relationship. Here's how it went down: "Dude, I definitely had sex with ___________." "Oh, cool?" "I'm really sorry, it just kind of happened, I don't want you to be angry." "Dude, fuck her."

haha ya my friends not really that chill.. Shes incredibly territorial when it come to her men! but she cheated on him which caused the breakup. hmm this is such an odd situation!

[.invisible ink.]

I wouldn't say anything for a while at least. She's still broken up over the guy and you go and screw him? That's not what a good friend does.

My best friend told me she hooked up with my ex, but I didn't find out for years. I wasn't really stoked but at least enough time had passed between me being with him and hearing that she messed around with him to make it sting less and not negatively affect our friendship.

[KISS MY SASS..]

I wouldn't say anything for a while at least. She's still broken up over the guy and you go and screw him? That's not what a good friend does.


i know! thats why i feel so damn awful! i was drunk as fuck.. not that im using that as an excuse. i wouldnt have even thought about screwing around with him if i was sober!!

[crit]

Kiss my sass.

[Cuddleworthy]

you're a whore

[disco.tetris]

How dare you! How could you do something like that to your BEST FRIEND? You're a horrible person. You should be feeling terrible and not wasting our time posting grammatically incorrect shit like this on the internet. Go kill yourself, right NOW.

[ThemChains]

haha ya my friends not really that chill.. Shes incredibly territorial when it come to her men! but she cheated on him which caused the breakup. hmm this is such an odd situation!

Ahhhh...also after posting this:

^ This. I have a similar story. My roommate hooked up with our roommate's ex-girlfriend two weeks after they broke up after a 3 year relationship. Here's how it went down: "Dude, I definitely had sex with ___________." "Oh, cool?" "I'm really sorry, it just kind of happened, I don't want you to be angry." "Dude, fuck her."


I remembered most girls are fucking bat shit crazy.

[JimmyIymmiJ]

Don't fuck your best friend's ex. That's my advice.

[swt_catastrophe]

Kiss my sass.
win.

[jagermeister]

How dare you! How could you do something like that to your BEST FRIEND? You're a horrible person. You should be feeling terrible and not wasting our time posting grammatically incorrect shit like this on the internet. Go kill yourself, right NOW.

This may or may not be the best friend in question.

[Fakedup]

Why were you even with him, drinking?
I mean, you must have understood where this was going?
Anyway, you should tell her. Otherwise, when ske finds out (wich she probably will) she's gonna use the fact that you didn't tell her right away against you.

Just my opinion, since I was in your best friends situation a while ago,

[mynameisX]

How dare you! How could you do something like that to your BEST FRIEND? You're a horrible person. You should be feeling terrible and not wasting our time posting grammatically incorrect shit like this on the internet. Go kill yourself, right NOW.


I lol'd hard.

[x0sosahley]

Might as well just tell her, either way she's probably going to find out.

[argg_xo]

i think this was a scene in the movie Valley Girl. you'd be the skanky friend in the red one peice suit. maybe your friend will fall for a guy from the wrong side of the tracks and fall in love him. but then her skanky friends (you) will convince her not to date the other guy because of his bad rep and she will go back to dating the other douchebag. everything will end up okay in the end because the rebel crashes the prom and wins your friend back. you, however are stuck alone because you fooled around with her ex-bf and you suck at life.

[bluecrunchy]

So basically, you and your friend are terrible people, and this guy obviously just wants to get his D wet. What's your point?

[Chancetobe]

You have to tell her. But, she doesn't have to be ok with it.

[concernedparent]

kiss my ass btich

[scmaley]

Since he was "verry attractive" instead of just very attractive, your friend should really give you a free pass. What else were you supposed to do?

[SauzaGold]

what a bitch. i hope she kills you.

[thespearkid]

You and your friend should hook up.
And take pictures.
And post them here.
If not, gtfo.

[new_arbiter]

You and your friend should hook up.
And take pictures.
And post them here.
If not, gtfo.

yes.