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The Bled 13
09/25/04, 10:41 PM
I bet you that dude got so much snatch.
theESCO
09/25/04, 10:45 PM
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The Bled 13
09/25/04, 10:45 PM
Yeah dude, he probably got a lot of it.
_astheruinfalls
09/25/04, 11:02 PM
Dude. This reminds me.

A friend. He has never been kissed before 7 months ago.

Then he got this girlfriend.

He felt her up, fingered her, made out, and got head. In that order.

Now he gets head every time he sees her.
MrChainsaw389
09/25/04, 11:06 PM
:sigh: I remember when I used to get head every day....those were the days man..
_astheruinfalls
09/25/04, 11:09 PM
Oh...yeah....uh.....yeah....I....do ....too.....uh.

Yeah. Not really.
MrChainsaw389
09/25/04, 11:13 PM
Hehe, don't worry it didn't last long. I think it escalated to every day for maybe a month before we broke up. Agh I hate being single. My penis hasn't been happy with me for the last year. He says I need to get out there and find a woman.
_astheruinfalls
09/25/04, 11:15 PM
Hahaha, it was so funny.

He was talking about head. And talking about some pictures he took of his girlfriend nude. And I was like, "I guess you like to use those when she's gone?" And he goes, "Dude, masturbation is so gay now. It's just so fucking gay. I hate it."
boysdontcry
09/25/04, 11:19 PM
dude, it is gay. that means i'm gay. oh well. i have to go, i'm gonna be late for the circle jerk...
MrChainsaw389
09/25/04, 11:20 PM
O_O I wish I took pictures of this girl naked......I didn't think of these things back then. And yea, during that summer I masterbated maybe once a week at most.
_astheruinfalls
09/25/04, 11:20 PM
dude, it is gay. that means i'm gay. oh well. i have to go, i'm gonna be late for the circle jerk...
Hahahaha.

Well he didn't say anything wrong about circle jerks...
boysdontcry
09/25/04, 11:22 PM
i take mental pictures of my girlfriend naked. i can look at them whenever i want... like now. wow. that's awesome.
_astheruinfalls
09/25/04, 11:24 PM
Well he has real pictures.

He>you. Sorry.
boysdontcry
09/25/04, 11:26 PM
i have a real girlfriend.

me>him. sorry.
boysdontcry
09/25/04, 11:27 PM
oh wait so does he.

well my girlfriends hotter.

me>him.
_astheruinfalls
09/25/04, 11:28 PM
Hahahahahahahahahaha.

Dude. Get a picture of her. And I will be the judge.
MrChainsaw389
09/25/04, 11:28 PM
oh wait so does he.

well my girlfriends hotter.

me>him.
What's with your icon??
Shellular
09/25/04, 11:29 PM
What's with your icon??
He has the most adorable icon!
boysdontcry
09/25/04, 11:30 PM
dude what's there to judge? she's not american, and foriegn chicks are pretty much hot by default (unless they're from central europe because they have gross pit hair).
MrChainsaw389
09/25/04, 11:30 PM
But who is it??
boysdontcry
09/25/04, 11:30 PM
He has the most adorable icon!
:lol2:
boysdontcry
09/25/04, 11:31 PM
But who is it??
me.

silly.
MrChainsaw389
09/25/04, 11:32 PM
Oh, okay.

So back to missing getting head everyday...
CROMagnon
09/25/04, 11:33 PM
dude what's there to judge? she's not american, and foriegn chicks are pretty much hot by default (unless they're from central europe because they have gross pit hair).
plus she sings

hottttt
_astheruinfalls
09/25/04, 11:34 PM
Your girlfriend sings?

Ok, she wins.
boysdontcry
09/25/04, 11:35 PM
Ok, she wins.
yeah i already knew that.
Bishop
09/26/04, 09:19 AM
I don't want a girlfriend I just want someone to have sex with and give me head whenever I want.
aolsux
09/26/04, 09:23 AM
I don't want a girlfriend I just want someone to have sex with and give me head whenever I want.
hahaha, agreed, no commitment is all the rage

but i wouldn't mind a girlfriend right now, even if i wasn't getting sex right away
The Bled 13
09/26/04, 12:23 PM
What the fuck? I started this thread to talk about Rob Stweart, not about you fuckers getting head. God damn.
Coronary Parasite
09/26/04, 12:56 PM
Dude. This reminds me.

A friend. He has never been kissed before 7 months ago.

Then he got this girlfriend.

He felt her up, fingered her, made out, and got head. In that order.

Now he gets head every time he sees her.
haha he got to finger her before they made out?

whoa
EMO-tionRomance
09/26/04, 01:02 PM
CJ I just realized thats Head Automatica in your thinger...

I'm so slow :(
BuriedAlive
09/26/04, 01:43 PM
What the fuck? I started this thread to talk about Rob Stweart, not about you fuckers getting head. God damn.
seriously. cant we stay on topic? haha.
EMO-tionRomance
09/26/04, 01:50 PM
seriously. cant we stay on topic? haha.Seriously? No. No we can't.
BuriedAlive
09/26/04, 01:51 PM
Seriously? No. No we can't.
yeah, its impossible.
EMO-tionRomance
09/26/04, 01:57 PM
yeah, its impossible.True dat.
BuriedAlive
09/26/04, 02:01 PM
True dat.
It's only cause I'm thinking of you!