How can i recover from this one?

[raaaaaaaaghib]

Last night, I went to a formal sorority date thing with this girl here at school I’ve been hanging out with a bit. I turned down the opportunity to go to Notre Dame and visit my older sister at her school (I had a ride and everything) to go to this nonsense because the girl had asked me about 2 weeks ago and I had already said yes.

Anyway we started drinking at about 5:30 because we were heading out at 6 on this bus with everyone else to take us to wherever. I managed to get obscenely drunk in the 30 minutes prior to departure without really intending to. My date wasn’t even drinking though.

So on the bus naturally I get sick and start puking. Luckily the trash bag was ready, but when we got there her big sisters or whatever the hell they are, wouldn’t let me go in and called a cab and made me and my date go back to school. It was like a $25 cab ride too, and I didn’t even pay for it because I was asleep.

I came back and passed out in my bed and just woke up now. My question is how in the hell do I make up for this? It wasn’t a horrible night for me (considering), but I know I made this girl have the worst night of her life and THAT is what is making me feel so bad.

Anything I can do? Do I get flowers, do I say sorry, is there anything I can do? Obviously I am going to pay her back but beyond this I was wondering if there is anyway to smooth this over. Probably not. But o well, I got what I deserved this morning when I woke up to buy DCFC tickets and found out they were sold out, how ironically just. O well, I know I suck, any advice would be wonderful though.

[kimosabe]

Buy her a big bottle of vodka.

[still]

rum and hydro weed seems to do the trick.

[para ser libre]

drinkign adn hydro may solve it for a bit but


straightup....be man, pick up your balls, WHY? b/c you were in the wrong. You did mess up, admit that to her adn incluide no buts adn dont try and justify it, just sya i know this was wrong adn i want to make this up to you. B/c of the fact that i messed up adn ruined a good night for you....im sorry adn i hope you'll forgive me


dont buy her anythign yet.....

[kimosabe]

I got a good one;
What you need to do is have an important meeting/appointment (have she met your parents yet? that might be the ocation you need). Tell her it's very important to you. Before you go, give her some orange juice, but beforehand you have spiked this 'orange juice' with the strongest liquor you can find.
Then SHE'LL be really drunk. If you do this at, say a party, make one of your friends pick her up and fuck her. Then at the arranged point of time, come in the door and see her fucking your best friend. Then you'll be even! if you get her to something really bad you might even hold it against her. Make her give you head whenever you feel like it, just 'cos she'll do anything to try to make up for her mistakes! All because of something YOU arranged!
Pure genious if i might say so myself.

[loveXhomicide]

I got a good one;
What you need to do is have an important meeting/appointment (have she met your parents yet? that might be the ocation you need). Tell her it's very important to you. Before you go, give her some orange juice, but beforehand you have spiked this 'orange juice' with the strongest liquor you can find.
Then SHE'LL be really drunk. If you do this at, say a party, make one of your friends pick her up and fuck her. Then at the arranged point of time, come in the door and see her fucking your best friend. Then you'll be even! if you get her to something really bad you might even hold it against her. Make her give you head whenever you feel like it, just 'cos she'll do anything to try to make up for her mistakes! All because of something YOU arranged!
Pure genious if i might say so myself.
you disgust me.

[fractions]

oh man. wow.

[Dan08]

tie urself up in her bed and tell her she can have her way with you

[brandnewtbs23]

I got a good one;
What you need to do is have an important meeting/appointment (have she met your parents yet? that might be the ocation you need). Tell her it's very important to you. Before you go, give her some orange juice, but beforehand you have spiked this 'orange juice' with the strongest liquor you can find.
Then SHE'LL be really drunk. If you do this at, say a party, make one of your friends pick her up and fuck her. Then at the arranged point of time, come in the door and see her fucking your best friend. Then you'll be even! if you get her to something really bad you might even hold it against her. Make her give you head whenever you feel like it, just 'cos she'll do anything to try to make up for her mistakes! All because of something YOU arranged!
Pure genious if i might say so myself.
thats horrible do u think he really wants to see his best friend fucking his girlfriend i didnt think so

[kimosabe]

you disgust me.
what?
you're just jealous you didn't come up with such a genious idea.
I bet your trying to do it to your girl(if you have one) right now.

[raaaaaaaaghib]

wow this is great advice i think im going to go with the spiking her drink and getting head plan. thanks guys!

[venus/bacchus]

what?
you're just jealous you didn't come up with such a genious idea.
I bet your trying to do it to your girl(if you have one) right now.
a genius should be able to spell genius

but your average idiot should be able to tell sarcasm and jokes over the internet

[brandnewtbs23]

a genius should be able to spell genius


good point

[kimosabe]

good point
except not. Education and Inteligence are 2 different things.

[to say we End]

just take her out on a date and make the night make up for the previous one

[venus/bacchus]

except not. Education and Inteligence are 2 different things.
“One is not born a genius, one becomes a genius” (Simone de Beauvoir)

this would imply that education makes you a genius, as intelligence is a genetic trait

[kimosabe]

“One is not born a genius, one becomes a genius” (Simone de Beauvoir)

this would imply that education makes you a genius, as intelligence is a genetic trait

If you listen to Simone de Beauvoir, then yeah.
I don't.
If a man created the cure for cancer, but had terrible spelling would he not still be a genius? i think so.

[brandnewtbs23]

If you listen to Simone de Beauvoir, then yeah.
I don't.
If a man created the cure for cancer, but had terrible spelling would he not still be a genius? i think so.
your still a loser go choke on the next dick you suck

[XcrossmyheartX]

except not. Education and Inteligence are 2 different things.

I-N-T-E-L-L-I-G-E-N-C-E you dipshit...get an education to get intelligence and stop snorting crack from your dogs ass...

[punklet2101]

Sincerely apolagize. Don't be surprised if she wants to bite your head off at first. MAYBE flowers. If you think she's the kind of girl to appreciate that gesture.

Or.. ask her directly how you can make it up to her.

[kimosabe]

your still a loser go choke on the next dick you suck
dude, i'm not gonna try and fuck your mother again, no matter how much you want to see your mother fuck someone else than you for a change...

[kimosabe]

I-N-T-E-L-L-I-G-E-N-C-E you dipshit...get an education to get intelligence and stop snorting crack from your dogs ass...
I got intelligence, and i can spell it in 6 languages. So what if english is not my best language? It's not like it's my native tounge. Atleast I'm not a fucking retard that spells my name with a name like "XcrossmyheartX" (look ma, I'm emo AND straight edge! how scene am I?!?) F-U-C-K O-F-F-! understand that?

[blink182tomchik]

I got a good one;
What you need to do is have an important meeting/appointment (have she met your parents yet? that might be the ocation you need). Tell her it's very important to you. Before you go, give her some orange juice, but beforehand you have spiked this 'orange juice' with the strongest liquor you can find.
Then SHE'LL be really drunk. If you do this at, say a party, make one of your friends pick her up and fuck her. Then at the arranged point of time, come in the door and see her fucking your best friend. Then you'll be even! if you get her to something really bad you might even hold it against her. Make her give you head whenever you feel like it, just 'cos she'll do anything to try to make up for her mistakes! All because of something YOU arranged!
Pure genious if i might say so myself.

haha that was funny...and gross... haha just give her flowers and candy and promise it wunt happen again! just act really nice to her! tell her you love her and that was the worst night of your life because she had to watch all of it.

[XcrossmyheartX]

I got intelligence, and i can spell it in 6 languages. So what if english is not my best language? It's not like it's my native tounge. Atleast I'm not a fucking retard that spells my name with a name like "XcrossmyheartX" (look ma, I'm emo AND straight edge! how scene am I?!?) F-U-C-K O-F-F-! understand that?

i need to correct you again?
tounge?! T-O-N-G-U-E

oh...and you need a space between at and least

and anyone can use an online translator to say intelligence in 6 different languages

i am scene...bitch