Renee Suicide Attempt

[Genuma]

10k, you know?

[chipdip18]

Go Renee!

[wewascontenders]

she killed it.

[Genuma]

Beat you to 10k, noob.

[Getup and Dance]

Renee is a #1 Stunna

[Renee]

Bitches, bitches, bitches<3

[chipdip18]

Epic 10k post.

[AP_Punk]

Would.

[googirl8907]

haha Congrats Renee. I guess I'll save the roast for when I hit 10k.

[wewascontenders]

:bite:

[Getup and Dance]

If anyone wants to call Renee her number is.

(516)867-5309

[Renee]

haha Congrats Renee. I guess I'll save the roast for when I hit 10k.
Hahah, roast away. Tell me I did it wrong!
:bite:
Oh again? :nibble:

[chipdip18]

RACCOON is BACK!

[lovely864md]

How the fuck was it only an attempt? Get back on the horse, Renee.

[wewascontenders]

Hahah, roast away. Tell me I did it wrong!

Oh again? :nibble:

I can go three or four times a day.

[Genuma]

If anyone wants to call Renee her number is.

(516)867-5309
Is that a phone sex number?

[Renee]

I can go three or four times a day.
I'm going to need another pack of smokes then.

[Getup and Dance]

Is that a phone sex number?

No thats Renee's number.

[wewascontenders]

I'm going to need another pack of smokes then.

Aslong as you share them.

[Genuma]

No thats Renee's number.
No really.

[chipdip18]

Is that a phone sex number?


Call it.

[Renee]

Is that a phone sex number?
I go by Jenny.
Aslong as you share them.
I can buy you your own pack. I am 19.

[wewascontenders]

I go by Jenny.

I can buy you your own pack. I am 19.

providing tobacco to minors? really renee? that's bad.

[Genuma]

Call it.
Only if it's phone sex.
I go by Jenny.

I can buy you your own pack. I am 19.
Jenny is an ugly name. What are you thinking?

[chipdip18]

Only if it's phone sex.

Jenny is an ugly name. What are you thinking?


Jenny is code for Starla

[Renee]

providing tobacco to minors? really renee? that's bad.
All the time. One of my best friends is 16.
Only if it's phone sex.

Jenny is an ugly name. What are you thinking?
:hitself:

[Getup and Dance]

Only if it's phone sex.

Jenny is an ugly name. What are you thinking?

Have you seriously not heard that song?

lqUPApCUt90

[Renee]

Jenny is code for Starla
He knows what's up.

[wewascontenders]

All the time. One of my best friends is 16.

:hitself:

i already knew that i was 16, but thanks. :-p

[Getup and Dance]

I met a stripper named Alabama once, She was very white trash.

[Renee]

i already knew that i was 16, but thanks. :-p
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

[amysaurus]

Holy crap Renee, good job haha. I hope you celebrated accordingly

[thesafeword]

Craig Owens is jealous.

[versus_god]

:-(

[Renee]

Holy crap Renee, good job haha. I hope you celebrated accordingly

I'm trying to! Everyone's dry, wtf?

[Renee]

Craig Owens is jealous.

Bitch should be. I didnt fail. This is Renee's spirit.

[chipdip18]

Bitch should be. I didnt fail. This is Renee's spirit.

Whoa, really?

[Renee]

Whoa, really?

Yes, BOOOOOOOOO!
:ghost:

[chipdip18]

Yes, BOOOOOOOOO!
:ghost:


:scared: WHOA CRAP. I am frightened by this transparent beast!

[googirl8907]

Boo hoo you whore. You're not dead.

I would miss you if you were though <3

[Renee]

:scared: WHOA CRAP. I am frightened by this transparent beast!

BEAST???!!?!? wtf.

[chipdip18]

BEAST???!!?!? wtf.


Uhh.... i mean breast?

[Renee]

Boo hoo you whore. You're not dead.

I would miss you if you were though <3

:blush:

[allhourcymbals]

Couldn't even make your own thread? Psshhh.


<3

[googirl8907]

:blush:
I had to throw in a Mean Girls reference in your 10k thread since we both enjoy the movie.

[Renee]

Couldn't even make your own thread? Psshhh.


<3

:-)

[thesafeword]

Bitch should be. I didnt fail. This is Renee's spirit.
Punch Casey Calvert in the nuts for me, you probably went to heaven though, so nevermind. He was just too brootal for them up there.

[TheOtherAndrew]

:party: :party: :party:

[disco.tetris]

Congrats!

[alice+interiors]

Congratulerrrtions! :-) :giverose:

[DaveZeroZero]

Bitches, bitches, bitches<3
'gratz, Renee

I still beat you ;)

No thats Renee's number.
Same thing, right?

[Regards]

O i c. Congrats.

[Genuma]

This didn't get far.

[Renee]

More people should have cared. Is this what's going to happen when I die?

[Genuma]

It's 5 pages when you die. 4 when you attempt. I guess people care more about Craig Owens. He's got better hips.

[chipdip18]

Or they care more about n00dz for 2,000 pages.

[Renee]

:-( He does.

[chipdip18]

More people should have cared. Is this what's going to happen when I die?

Wait, did you say you were dead earlier?

[Genuma]

:-( He does.
:pet:

[Renee]

Wait, did you say you were dead earlier?
I meant when my ghost dies.

[chipdip18]

:-( He does.

You have the coolest animal avatars.

[thesafeword]

Ever.

[Renee]

:bow:


omg page 5!

[chipdip18]

omg!

[Genuma]

:bow:


omg page 5!
Craig Owens had at least 300.

[thesafeword]

Omfg!!!1!!!!11!!!!11!!11!

[Renee]

omg!
This:
It's 5 pages when you die. 4 when you attempt. I guess people care more about Craig Owens. He's got better hips.

[chipdip18]

So you are going to die?

[Genuma]

Yeah, I got more when I hit 10k. Because people like me.

[Renee]

:bluesad:

[Renee]

:bluesad:

[chipdip18]

Yeah, I got more when I hit 10k. Because people like me.

You are such a juggalo.

[chipdip18]

:bluesad:

:pet:

[Genuma]

How do you double post? It won't let me.

[Genuma]

Actually it was only because I named the thread "The new Fall Out Boy album leaked!"

[Renee]

:shrug:

What do you mean, it won't let you?

[Genuma]

It says that it's a duplicate of something I posted in the last 15 minutes.

[Renee]

I don't know. Quick reply was taking a while, so I hit the space bar again. Then two posts showed up.

[chipdip18]

Wow, you beat the system.

[thesafeword]

Actually it was only because I named the thread "The new Fall Out Boy album leaked!"
I leaked Mrs. Sweeney Todd's album once.

[Genuma]

Lucky. I have to make my fail by messing up smilies.

[Genuma]

Mrs. Sweeney Todd sounds cool.

[thesafeword]

She was the best.

[Renee]

I am the best.

[thesafeword]

Well, now that Ms. Sweeney Todd is gone, I guess.

[duhpunk]

good work buddy

[SanePsychotic]

:party:

[DaveZeroZero]

I leaked Mrs. Sweeney Todd's album once.
I think I just lost it when I sent my laptop back to Acer yesterday - I forgot to back that piece of genius up.

Do you think you'll be able to leak it again when it comes back?

[thesafeword]

I think I just lost it when I sent my laptop back to Acer yesterday - I forgot to back that piece of genius up.

Do you think you'll be able to leak it again when it comes back?
Yeah, I'm pretty sure that I still have it and if not it's on Megaupload I think. I wonder what happened to that thread, I took an AP breather, came back and it was gone.

[weeberteeoatser]

:bow:


omg page 5!
This is still page two. You suck.

[Renee]

This is still page two. You suck.
page 7!

[weeberteeoatser]

Page 2.

[DaveZeroZero]

Page 2.
qft.

[Regards]

50 posts per page ftw

[allhourcymbals]

I was about say why is it on page 4 when two posts up under webtoaster it was page 2 and totally forgot I was under this name. :-( Need to go change to 50 posts instead of 25 or whatever.

[DaveZeroZero]

I was about say why is it on page 4 when two posts up under webtoaster it was page 2 and totally forgot I was under this name. :-( Need to go change to 50 posts instead of 25 or whatever.
do it nao!

[weeberteeoatser]

Don't tell me what to do.

[HangsLikeHeaven]

grats

[Regards]

So is the new thing to get other people to make 10k threads for you?

[weeberteeoatser]

grats
You're way late on this. And I thought I was going to be getting Hollie Smith in my inbox sometime soon :-(

[weeberteeoatser]

So is the new thing to get other people to make 10k threads for you?
Psh I made my own.

[HangsLikeHeaven]

You're way late on this. And I thought I was going to be getting Hollie Smith in my inbox sometime soon :-(

I don't even know who you are.

[weeberteeoatser]

I don't even know who you are.
Then how are we supposed to get married? :-(

[Regards]

Psh I made my own.
Psh, whatevs. I wasn't in the thank'd list, no care.
I don't even know who you are.
Oh you know who it is. Wrap your mind around THAT

[weeberteeoatser]

Psh, whatevs. I wasn't in the thank'd list, no care.

Oh you know who it is. Wrap your mind around THAT
We don't talk that much. :-( I mean lately yeah. You'll be there for 20k whenever I hit that, promise.

[weeberteeoatser]

Wait wait I got it. When I hit 1k on this name. It has been taking me 3 years, after all.

[Regards]

Haha deal. You've had that account for 3 years? Danngggg. Why did you make a different one then?

[weeberteeoatser]

Haha deal. You've had that account for 3 years? Danngggg. Why did you make a different one then?
I couldn't remember the password until last week when I finally checked the old e-mail account I used to sign up and there were messages in there like "Hey Weeberteeoatser, We miss you, come back to AP". Seriously.

[Regards]

We seriously did miss you, back here at AP, you know?

Thats crazy though, you'll be prestig with it when you hit 1k right?

[weeberteeoatser]

Yeah, that's really the only reason I'm using it anyway haha. I think the name is cute, but I have noooo idea where I got it from. I was 14 at the time and pretty much only listened to The Vandals, DCFC, The Descendants, The Clash, Bob Marley, Less Than Jake, and Britney Spears. Completely serious.

[weeberteeoatser]

Mike if you don't know who I am by now, I'll be very upset with you. :-(

[takemyhand]

<3.

[Regards]

Yeah, that's really the only reason I'm using it anyway haha. I think the name is cute, but I have noooo idea where I got it from. I was 14 at the time and pretty much only listened to The Vandals, DCFC, The Descendants, The Clash, Bob Marley, Less Than Jake, and Britney Spears. Completely serious.
Ridiculous. It is a good name though. I just stole mine from the name of a friends music project haha.

[DaveZeroZero]

So is the new thing to get other people to make 10k threads for you?
I'm making yours.

[weeberteeoatser]

Ridiculous. It is a good name though. I just stole mine from the name of a friends music project haha.
Haha I like it. All Hour Cymbals is my favorite album of 2007 and my username is from 2006. I love getting asked "what the hell?". I just tell people I'm psychic.

[DaveZeroZero]

Haha I like it. All Hour Cymbals is my favorite album of 2007 and my username is from 2006. I love getting asked "what the hell?". I just tell people I'm psychic.
But what's the real secret?

[Regards]

But what's the real secret?
I'm going to go ahead and say 'internet'.

[weeberteeoatser]

Well it's a secret.

[weeberteeoatser]

hahah I was going to say this first, but he's not one of the people I usually say that to, so he wouldn't have "gotten it". Also, I really am psychic. There's proof in the chat thread from yesterday morning, I swear.

[Regards]

hahah I was going to say this first, but he's not one of the people I usually say that to, so he wouldn't have "gotten it". Also, I really am psychic. There's proof in the chat thread from yesterday morning, I swear.
Pics or didn't happen?

[weeberteeoatser]

Pics or didn't happen?
I can deliver. Gimme a minute.

[DaveZeroZero]

I can deliver. Gimme a minute.
Whilst you're delivering pics, throw in some n00dz for good measure.

[weeberteeoatser]

Whilst you're delivering pics, throw in some n00dz for good measure.
Way to be the first person on AP to ask me for noods.... on AP. It only took like 11,000 posts.

[weeberteeoatser]

Here's your proof:

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e148/neuroticpatchwork/psychic.png

[DaveZeroZero]

Way to be the first person on AP to ask me for noods.... on AP. It only took like 11,000 posts.
Just working that ol' PL magic, you know?

[DaveZeroZero]

Here's your proof:

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e148/neuroticpatchwork/psychic.png
That's pretty impressive - but how come you've got a different color scheme?

[weeberteeoatser]

I usually have purple, under allhourcymbals, but I wanted to try something new on here. I got used to it before I went to change it back so whatever.

[Regards]

Here's your proof:

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e148/neuroticpatchwork/psychic.png
Woah, my mind is pretty much blown.

[weeberteeoatser]

Yeah, I know, right? I told ya.

[weeberteeoatser]

Also, I just realized how that sounds out of context. Trust me, it's even stranger if you read the whole thing.

[DaveZeroZero]

I usually have purple, under allhourcymbals, but I wanted to try something new on here. I got used to it before I went to change it back so whatever.
I just didn't know that you could change it - I guess I learn something new every day =]

[versus_god]

Typhoid Tits, you know?

[weeberteeoatser]

Totally Typhoid Tits, Totally.

[DaveZeroZero]

Itty Bitty Typhoid Titties.

[Regards]

Also, I just realized how that sounds out of context. Trust me, it's even stranger if you read the whole thing.
I don't want to know what kind of conversations you and Varsha cook up.

[weeberteeoatser]

Itty Bitty Typhoid Titties.
You should write childrens' books.
I don't want to know what kind of conversations you and Varsha cook up.

Hahaha. She was telling me how a 14 year old grabbed her boob and he was dressed as a colonel and I was all "18th century tits" and she was all "omg how'd you noe?!"

[DaveZeroZero]

You should write childrens' books.
I already do. Have you not heard of the popular children's series entitled "Annie's Anal Adventures"?

[Regards]

You should write childrens' books.


Hahaha. She was telling me how a 14 year old grabbed her boob and he was dressed as a colonel and I was all "18th century tits" and she was all "omg how'd you noe?!"
Hahaha, what was the dude dressed up like a colonel for?

[DaveZeroZero]

Hahaha, what was the dude dressed up like a colonel for?
To touch the teeny tiny typhoid titties.

[weeberteeoatser]

Hahaha, what was the dude dressed up like a colonel for?
A play haha.

[Regards]

A play haha.
Thats a pretty kinky play.

[allhourcymbals]

Thats a pretty kinky play.
Pretty kinky 14 year old. Not kinky Varsha :-( I would have been flattered.

[DaveZeroZero]

Pretty kinky 14 year old. Not kinky Varsha :-( I would have been flattered.
Gee, stop switching usernames :-)

[allhourcymbals]

Gee, stop switching usernames :-)
I was getting e-mail alerts for this and wanted to see wtf was up:

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e148/neuroticpatchwork/areyouserious.png

[DaveZeroZero]

Oh, the joys of n00bz, eh?

newbz and bewbz - a killer combination.

[allhourcymbals]

He has like 4 friends, so he's not just adding anyone. What the hell.

[DaveZeroZero]

Maybe he thinks you're hot ;-)

[allhourcymbals]

He should add takemyhand.

[Regards]

Pretty kinky 14 year old. Not kinky Varsha :-( I would have been flattered.
Oh la la. You would dig the younger ones, wouldn't you?

[DaveZeroZero]

I would say "qft" right now, but I didn't quote your post.

EDIT: you just had to go and combo block, didn't you Kris?

[allhourcymbals]

Oh la la. You would dig the younger ones, wouldn't you?
Younger? I'm like seven, I don't know what you're talking about.

[Regards]

Younger? I'm like seven, I don't know what you're talking about.
In dog years, so you're actually 49, which is creepy. Stop talking to me.

[allhourcymbals]

In dog years, so you're actually 49, which is creepy. Stop talking to me.
:flirt:


Yeah divided by like 2.8 pshhh. Am I hot now?

[Regards]

:flirt:


Yeah divided by like 2.8 pshhh. Am I hot now?
You'd be more hot if you didn't do that fancy math thing in front of me.

[allhourcymbals]

You'd be more hot if you didn't do that fancy math thing in front of me.
Hahahah. Okay but only if you use your adjectives correctly.

[Regards]

Hahahah. Okay but only if you use your adjectives correctly.
Can I just stop using adjectives? They're stupid.

[allhourcymbals]

Can I just stop using adjectives? They're stupid.
Apparently not!

[Regards]

Haha, I thought it was pretty clever.

[allhourcymbals]

Me 2.

[Renee]

<3.

omgomg<333

[Genuma]

takemyhand needs to post here.

[chipdip18]

What happened to takemyhand?

[Renee]

That single "<3" is the highlight of this thread, so far.

[DaveZeroZero]

yeah, it's been a pretty lame thread.

[Renee]

yeah, it's been a pretty lame thread.
gtfo of my 10k thread.

[chipdip18]

Yeah. Where are the Renee n00dz?

[Genuma]

In my "College Application" folder on my computer.

[googirl8907]

That single "<3" is the highlight of this thread, so far.
You are welcome for that. :nod:

[Genuma]

You aren't takemyhand, dammit.

[weeberteeoatser]

That single "<3" is the highlight of this thread, so far.
Yeah I liked her post in my thread too. Did you know we're getting married? She drew me a picture. It's in the "draw the song you're listening to" thread.

[weeberteeoatser]

You aren't takemyhand, dammit.
I can be, for $5.

[googirl8907]

You aren't takemyhand, dammit.
Sorry

[Renee]

I can be, for $5.
I don't have $5.

[Genuma]

Sorry
You should be, freak.
I can be, for $5.
Is $4.95 alright?

[weeberteeoatser]

I don't have $5.
Discount for anyone who can either feed me tacos, smoke me out, or feed me smoked tacos.

[weeberteeoatser]

You should be, freak.

Is $4.95 alright?
Only if you scream out Courtney 2 Dope while I earn my money's worth.

[Renee]

Discount for anyone who can either feed me tacos, smoke me out, or feed me smoked tacos.
I can do all three!

[weeberteeoatser]

Oh baby oh baby oh baby oh baby.

[Renee]

You are welcome for that. :nod:
:eyebrow:

[googirl8907]

:eyebrow:

Boo hoo you whore. You're not dead.

I would miss you if you were though <3

I haven't read the rest of the thread so I assumed my <3 was the single one you were talking about.
Sorry.

[Renee]

I haven't read the rest of the thread so I assumed my <3 was the single one you were talking about.
Sorry.
I forgot you gave me a <3 too.

<3

[Genuma]

Only if you scream out Courtney 2 Dope while I earn my money's worth.
Whoa! Why would you need to scream? I thought you were just going to be takemyhand.

[weeberteeoatser]

Whoa! Why would you need to scream? I thought you were just going to be takemyhand.
I was just talking about while I take pictures of myself half naked repeatedly saying Pineapple Of Stoopid Pineapple of Stoopid Pineapple Of Stoopid Pineapple of Stoopid Pineapple Of Stoopid Pineapple of Stoopid Pineapple Of Stoopid Pineapple of Stoopid Pineapple Of Stoopid Pineapple of Stoopid Pineapple Of Stoopid Pineapple of Stoopid Pineapple Of Stoopid Pineapple of Stoopid Pineapple Of Stoopid Pineapple of Stoopid Pineapple Of Stoopid Pineapple of Stoopid Pineapple Of Stoopid Pineapple of Stoopid You know? :-(

[googirl8907]

I forgot you gave me a <3 too.

<3
:flirt:

[Genuma]

Oh okay then. Here's your $$money$$.

[weeberteeoatser]

You're 5 cents or a Courtney 2 Dope short :-(

[takemyhand]

I Know You Want This <3

[takemyhand]

I know you want me posting in yo thread ayeee

[takemyhand]

I've been drawing darling peeekturesss

[DaveZeroZero]

I've been drawing darling peeekturesss
and killing threads ;-)

[Renee]

and killing threads ;-)
No, she can draw and post and kill my thread. I'll let her.

[takemyhand]

:-)

[Regards]

Its almost cute how hard you are trying.

[takemyhand]

trying for what

[Regards]

To make whatever thread you go in gold.

[AP_Punk]

more drawings!

[takemyhand]

I don't have to try to do that;-)

[Regards]

Oh you.

[Renee]

To make whatever thread you go in gold.
Hey, be nice in my thread.

[AP_Punk]

definitely one of my new favorite members on here.

[Renee]

Mine too.

[takemyhand]

<3.

[handlikesecret]

congrats!

[takemyhand]

I'm babysitting this fat baby and its really annoying

[DaveZeroZero]

To make whatever thread you go in gold.
She's got that midas touch.

I'm babysitting this fat baby and its really annoying
Roll it down something and/or bounce it.

[AP_Punk]

<3.

<333

[takemyhand]

Roll it down something and/or bounce it.

dude it rolls around by itself.
and my neices just laugh at it and like knock it down, but it just kind of bounces back up so it's all good.

[Renee]

oh you guys are horrible.

[DaveZeroZero]

dude it rolls around by itself.
and my neices just laugh at it and like knock it down, but it just kind of bounces back up so it's all good.
Take a video of it rolling and get one of your friends to turn it into a .gif - it will be so awesome.

[takemyhand]

hahaha dude I will attempt this

[handlikesecret]

dude it rolls around by itself.
and my neices just laugh at it and like knock it down, but it just kind of bounces back up so it's all good.
you're a horrible human being.

but you are pretty cute.

[takemyhand]

fuck his mom came here, all I got was a pic of him like crying haha boo

[takemyhand]

you're a horrible human being.

but you are pretty cute.

lmao. thanks(:

[DaveZeroZero]

fuck his mom came here, all I got was a pic of him like crying haha boo
Damn :-(

Any scope to try again?

[takemyhand]

http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/5430/img00017yc9.jpg

[takemyhand]

best I could get...rofl

[weeberteeoatser]

You guys are terrible.

[Renee]

haaaaaaahahaaaaahhhahahaahaahaaa
muwhahahahhaaaaahahh

[takemyhand]

mwahahaha!

[takemyhand]

I got to hear brand new Chiodos demos today :D
It was amazing, I'm haappy.

[Renee]

none of that in my thread.

[takemyhand]

but they were good songs :D
& I like your avatar, ny cat stole my good fish and I found it under a rug a week later.. it was gross I screamed

[Renee]

aw. i had a gold fish that i got to keep from a bio lab in 10th grade. i had that thing for over a year. my brother smoked in our living room one night, and the next morning my fish was dead. :-(. im convinced the smoke killed him.

thats what you get when you let your heart win whoaaaaa. i love this song.

[takemyhand]

PR4F-uPSCl0LOLZ I'm babysitting my 9 yearold nephew and at 5am I thought this was kind of silllly

[weeberteeoatser]

none of that in my thread.
Renee Suicide Attempt Pt Dos