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JimGray
08/18/08, 12:30 PM
Just curious, discuss.

Marty_s
08/18/08, 12:41 PM
......are you serious? yes.

thespearkid
08/18/08, 12:52 PM
Not if the animal enjoys it.

TK
08/18/08, 01:38 PM
You're back.

And the correct answer is: Anal is never abuse or wrong. So if you do in the butt, you're in luck. But if you do it in the vag, you're a abusive shit bag.

tabularasa
08/18/08, 02:00 PM
This reminds me of the man who 'got it on' with a goat and was caught. As punishment he had to marry the goat.

DaveZeroZero
08/18/08, 02:07 PM
I wanna fuck a dog in the ass
he wants to fuck a dog in the ass

I wanna fuck a dog
That's right kids

I tried to fuck your mom in the ass
Tried to fuck your dad in the ass
could only find the dog....
and his ass

We wanna fuck a dog in the ass
We wanna fuck a dog in the ass
We wanna fuck a dog

I tried to fuck a fucking pirate in the ass

Aarrh me and me first mate a scurvy cur

Tried to fuck a fucking pirate
but I found the dog

Ahh that was no pirate man that was thy own sister

It's a Mexican pirate

We wanna fuck a dog in the ass
We wanna fuck a dog in the ass
wanna fuck a fucking dog

fuck you

bung
08/18/08, 02:35 PM
Not if they enjoy it.

oh, I see I was beat to the punch.

Praetor
08/18/08, 02:36 PM
Just curious, discuss.
Scared of the knock on the door?

CTMarshall
08/18/08, 02:38 PM
just curious?...sure you are.

AP_Punk
08/18/08, 02:41 PM
Depends on what your definition of "is" is.

.invisible ink.
08/18/08, 02:44 PM
If I caught anyone trying to fuck either of my dogs in the ass I would cut the sicko's balls and dick off and make him eat them.

Violating an innocent animal is not even remotely funny to joke about.

bung
08/18/08, 03:04 PM
Violating an innocent animal is not even remotely funny to joke about.

lolz, go back to PETA, broccoli killer.

fulltiltxb00gie
08/18/08, 03:16 PM
I wanna fuck a dog in the ass
he wants to fuck a dog in the ass

I wanna fuck a dog
That's right kids

I tried to fuck your mom in the ass
Tried to fuck your dad in the ass
could only find the dog....
and his ass

We wanna fuck a dog in the ass
We wanna fuck a dog in the ass
We wanna fuck a dog

I tried to fuck a fucking pirate in the ass

Aarrh me and me first mate a scurvy cur

Tried to fuck a fucking pirate
but I found the dog

Ahh that was no pirate man that was thy own sister

It's a Mexican pirate

We wanna fuck a dog in the ass
We wanna fuck a dog in the ass
wanna fuck a fucking dog

fuck you
best. song. ever.

thesafeword
08/18/08, 04:18 PM
Well, if those damn pet stores want to insist that animals are people too, then it's okay with the animals consent and they'll let you know. One bark, yes. One growl, yes. One yelp, yes. Two barks, yes. Two growls, yes and so on.

.invisible ink.
08/18/08, 04:26 PM
If I caught anyone trying to fuck either of my dogs in the ass I would cut the sicko's balls and dick off and make him eat them.

Violating an innocent animal is not even remotely funny to joke about.

lolz, go back to PETA, broccoli killer.

I guess the animal sodomizers all come out of the closet when threads like this appear.

Is this what you consider foreplay?
http://www.absolutepunk.net/gallery/files/1/4/2/2/4/n501830444_662070_5194.jpg

bung
08/18/08, 04:40 PM
I guess the animal sodomizers all come out of the closet when threads like this appear.

Is this what you consider foreplay?

Haha, look at you, interested enough to be going through all my pictures.

And anyway, that's a cute and cuddly little kitten, not some slobbering, disgusting hump machine of a dog.

thesafeword
08/18/08, 04:48 PM
Not that that's bad.

.invisible ink.
08/18/08, 05:08 PM
And anyway, that's a cute and cuddly little kitten, not some slobbering, disgusting hump machine of a dog.

Oh, I guess that makes it okay to rape them then. I stand corrected.

bung
08/18/08, 05:11 PM
Oh, I guess that makes it okay to rape them then. I stand corrected.

You know this whole time I've just been fucking around, right? Like, I don't really think it's ok to rape anything, unless it's a hand.

dodge_3001
08/18/08, 05:13 PM
..."cuz it's your dog!"
"no, we got it"

.invisible ink.
08/18/08, 05:21 PM
You know this whole time I've just been fucking around, right? Like, I don't really think it's ok to rape anything, unless it's a hand.

Yes, I gathered that but it was just too easy to play with you because of your conveniently placed kitty picture :stickout:

bung
08/18/08, 05:30 PM
Yes, I gathered that but it was just too easy to play with you because of your conveniently placed kitty picture :stickout:

K, good. So make up sex, then?

OldJersey
08/18/08, 05:33 PM
..."cuz it's your dog!"
"no, we got it"


nice

thesafeword
08/18/08, 05:51 PM
K, good. So make up sex, then?
Now that was some smooth talkin'.

.invisible ink.
08/18/08, 05:54 PM
K, good. So make up sex, then?

Your place or mine? I do have 2 fuzzy dogs that might sweeten the deal for you.

bung
08/18/08, 05:59 PM
Your place or mine? I do have 2 fuzzy dogs that might sweeten the deal for you.

Oh good God, I'm salivating at the thought.

pinkluv13
08/18/08, 06:11 PM
I wanna fuck a dog in the ass
he wants to fuck a dog in the ass

I wanna fuck a dog
That's right kids

I tried to fuck your mom in the ass
Tried to fuck your dad in the ass
could only find the dog....
and his ass

We wanna fuck a dog in the ass
We wanna fuck a dog in the ass
We wanna fuck a dog

I tried to fuck a fucking pirate in the ass

Aarrh me and me first mate a scurvy cur

Tried to fuck a fucking pirate
but I found the dog

Ahh that was no pirate man that was thy own sister

It's a Mexican pirate

We wanna fuck a dog in the ass
We wanna fuck a dog in the ass
wanna fuck a fucking dog

fuck you

saw this coming.

thesafeword
08/18/08, 06:50 PM
Lulz, pun intended?

Willy McFurgle
08/18/08, 11:24 PM
At least buy the dog some good wet food and a bouqet of biscuits first.

DaveZeroZero
08/19/08, 02:53 AM
Oh, I guess that makes it okay to rape them then. I stand corrected.
It's not rape if you shout "suprise!"

saw this coming.
The dog didn't.

kaycey
08/19/08, 06:57 AM
best. song. ever.
i second this motion.

JimGray
08/19/08, 12:41 PM
You're back.

And the correct answer is: Anal is never abuse or wrong. So if you do in the butt, you're in luck. But if you do it in the vag, you're a abusive shit bag.

Backish.

I'll be back full time in september.

I love how people are actually discussing this, lol.

How's life?

DaveZeroZero
08/19/08, 12:45 PM
Backish.

I'll be back full time in september.

I love how people are actually discussing this, lol.

How's life?
OMG, JIM!

I'd say that I'm counting down the days until the second, but that's not strictly true.

What's up?

TK
08/19/08, 01:24 PM
Backish.

I'll be back full time in september.

I love how people are actually discussing this, lol.

How's life?

The month when I turn 18, what a nice present.

I just wanted to say anal:shrug:

It's changing, I'm adapting. But pretty good, what about yours?

altemose09
08/19/08, 02:40 PM
no
donkeys are ok too
5wtZX1i6OYc

DaveZeroZero
08/19/08, 02:42 PM
mmm... donkey porn...

altemose09
08/19/08, 03:21 PM
mmm... donkey porn...
there's another kind?

NANA The Band
08/19/08, 05:16 PM
Just curious, discuss.

I think so
but im not sure
you should try it and find out

DaveZeroZero
08/20/08, 06:39 AM
there's another kind?
If there is, I don't know about it.

JimGray
08/20/08, 10:41 AM
OMG, JIM!

I'd say that I'm counting down the days until the second, but that's not strictly true.

What's up?

Hahaha, nothing new, just working at a book store, trying to prep for school. What's new with your sexy face?

The month when I turn 18, what a nice present.

I just wanted to say anal:shrug:

It's changing, I'm adapting. But pretty good, what about yours?

Your welcome, lol.

Anal. Like I said, life is good, I'm dating my best friend, and I stopped smoking pot.

there's another kind?

No.

I think so
but im not sure
you should try it and find out

I have, I just want a second opinion.

DaveZeroZero
08/20/08, 11:24 AM
Hahaha, nothing new, just working at a book store, trying to prep for school. What's new with your sexy face?
I felt like a change of avatar as a bit of celebration to go with my 10k =]

JimGray
08/27/08, 06:08 AM
I felt like a change of avatar as a bit of celebration to go with my 10k =]

Oh yeah, congrats on that.addict

I am getting a bold name before 10,000 guaranteed, lol.

lo0serkid1118
08/27/08, 11:41 PM
You guys should check out beastforum.com

PezMullet
08/27/08, 11:55 PM
Pterodactyl sex FTW!

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1808306

SmAshD DrumstiX
08/29/08, 06:09 PM
Its not abuse if the dog enjoyed it.

thesafeword
08/29/08, 06:22 PM
All of this animal porn is getting me hard.

DaveZeroZero
08/30/08, 03:38 AM
They don't call it BESTiality for nothing, you know.

brandnew=love
08/30/08, 03:41 PM
Just curious, discuss.
only if you enjoyed it...

brandnew=love
08/30/08, 03:44 PM
All of this animal porn is getting me hard.
Don't talk about your mom like that lol j/k

avaluvr1
08/30/08, 05:07 PM
i think hurting any animal is horid.
animal rights is a big part of my opinion

thesafeword
08/30/08, 05:08 PM
*horrid and opinion on what?

JJJ
08/30/08, 05:09 PM
I wanna fuck a dog in the ass
he wants to fuck a dog in the ass

I wanna fuck a dog
That's right kids

I tried to fuck your mom in the ass
Tried to fuck your dad in the ass
could only find the dog....
and his ass

We wanna fuck a dog in the ass
We wanna fuck a dog in the ass
We wanna fuck a dog

I tried to fuck a fucking pirate in the ass

Aarrh me and me first mate a scurvy cur

Tried to fuck a fucking pirate
but I found the dog

Ahh that was no pirate man that was thy own sister

It's a Mexican pirate

We wanna fuck a dog in the ass
We wanna fuck a dog in the ass
wanna fuck a fucking dog

fuck you

We think alike Dave.

avaluvr1
08/30/08, 05:11 PM
i luv that song but i never thought of it that way!

liar23
08/30/08, 05:21 PM
horses fuck girls in Tijuana. why?

avaluvr1
08/30/08, 05:22 PM
horses fuck girls in Tijuana. why?
really?

liar23
08/30/08, 05:24 PM
really?
yep, I've heard about it a lot

avaluvr1
08/30/08, 05:25 PM
yep, I've heard about it a lot
thats disgusting!
where are u hearing this?

liar23
08/30/08, 05:27 PM
thats disgusting!
where are u hearing this?
at school, one of my friends goes there frequently and says she always sees a girl getting fucked by a horse at parties

avaluvr1
08/30/08, 05:40 PM
now how does that even work out?!
wait...dont tell me...i dont want to know

liar23
08/30/08, 05:43 PM
yeah, you really don't want to know

avaluvr1
08/30/08, 05:48 PM
we should be friends.
sorry, random question
and, no, it seems like itd be hard and disgusting.
i guess they have horny hourses over there

thesafeword
08/30/08, 05:50 PM
Mr. Hands fucked a horse.

avaluvr1
08/30/08, 05:50 PM
Mr. Hands fucked a horse.
u mean Mr. Hands from SNL
nice

DaveZeroZero
08/31/08, 04:23 AM
i think hurting any animal is horid.
animal rights is a big part of my opinion
in which case it's a good thing that your opinions don't matter.

We think alike Dave.
:highfive:

avaluvr1
08/31/08, 06:32 AM
fuck off

Billy Da Mute
08/31/08, 10:06 AM
as long as there's consent I see no reason why there should be a problem

DaveZeroZero
08/31/08, 10:07 AM
as long as there's consent I see no reason why there should be a problem
one bark, yes.
two barks, yes.
no barks, yes.

Billy Da Mute
08/31/08, 10:09 AM
one bark, yes.
two barks, yes.
no barks, yes.

lolol

Bobby Tucker
08/31/08, 11:26 PM
Well, if those damn pet stores want to insist that animals are people too, then it's okay with the animals consent and they'll let you know. One bark, yes. One growl, yes. One yelp, yes. Two barks, yes. Two growls, yes and so on.

This may, in fact, be the best thing I've ever read on this site. Awesome...

thesafeword
08/31/08, 11:47 PM
one bark, yes.
two barks, yes.
no barks, yes.
I believe that I already said something like that, joke stealer.

EDIT- It's quoted right above me. Tsk tsk, Dave.

Sventhegreat
08/31/08, 11:47 PM
one bark, yes.
two barks, yes.
no barks, yes.

Nice.

thesafeword
08/31/08, 11:49 PM
Mine was nicer.

I still can't believe you Dave.

avaluvr1
09/01/08, 03:43 PM
wtf is wrong with you people?
every living this has feelings (sept for plants, kill the plants)

The_kok
09/02/08, 11:11 AM
yeah? so fucking what. We're on top of the food chain, therefore we're also on top of the fuck chain and therefore also on top

avaluvr1
09/12/08, 04:44 PM
cutest kitty

.invisible ink.
09/12/08, 04:47 PM
cutest kitty

terrible bump.

SteveD
09/12/08, 06:05 PM
Not if the animal enjoys it.


I came here to say this hahah.

Ouch
09/12/08, 06:15 PM
thread brings teh lolz.

kaycey
09/13/08, 01:04 PM
thread brings teh lolz.
lolz

avaluvr1
10/10/08, 06:38 PM
I came here to say this hahah.
wow
slick

#WhiteFender#
10/10/08, 07:08 PM
i don't think i'd totally support it. i mean, are you so desperate that the only thing that would fuck you is a dog?

thesafeword
10/10/08, 11:25 PM
Maybe dogs are just passionate lovers with tight assholes and they can't talk. I completely understand why somebody would hit that sweet dog ass.