Dirty talk with a significant other?

[parallelism]

Do you like it?

[AShannon04]

sure.

[kidcaps]

You should have added an extra choice, "with anyone is fine." I'm pretty sure many people wouldn't mind it with anyone, even if they aren't in a committed relationship.

[parallelism]

Stop, you're 13, read the subject line.
If I was looking for those people, I'd go into a Yahoo chat.

[kidcaps]

I'm not talking about cyber sex, I mean some people aren't in relationships that are committed.

[parallelism]

I'm not talking about cyber sex, I mean some people aren't in relationships that are committed.

Haha, yeah, I suppose but I was just quickly filling out the survey. I would edit it now if I could, but I guess it really applies to whatever. Still, creepy if you're actually 13.

[anamericangod]

Never. Dirty talk is so weird. Not sure what kinda strange people engage in such behaviors.

[CatDiesel]

Never. Dirty talk is so weird. Not sure what kinda strange people engage in such behaviors.

Didn't you have cyber sex with that pumpkin tits girl?

[anamericangod]

Didn't you have cyber sex with that pumpkin tits girl?

Precisely why I typed what I did.

[thespearkid]

I'm not talking about cyber sex, I mean some people aren't in relationships that are committed.
It's spelled c-y-p-e-r.

Lurk more.

[oldwirehands]

It all depends if the person I'm having sex with is into it. I don't have a problem with it.

[kidcaps]

Haha, yeah, I suppose but I was just quickly filling out the survey. I would edit it now if I could, but I guess it really applies to whatever. Still, creepy if you're actually 13.
I'm entering high school, and at this day in age, you shouldn't be surprised.

[parallelism]

I'm entering high school, and at this day in age, you shouldn't be surprised.

Didn't say I was surprised - I'm growing up in a modern generation too. That isn't to say that you shouldn't realize it's still reeeeeaaally fucking creepy.

[.invisible ink.]

it depends on what they're saying, honestly. Sometimes it can be kinda hot, and sometimes it can be realllly creepy, hence why I answered the way I did.

[parallelism]

it depends on what they're saying, honestly. Sometimes it can be kinda hot, and sometimes it can be realllly creepy, hence why I answered the way I did.

Yeah, I guess I didn't really specify, and dirty-talk can reeeeaaally easily be creepy-talk. I guess let's just assume it's nothing out of the ordinary as far as the creep-factor goes: creepy to the timid but for people who are comfortable with being verbal, nothing extreme.

[theguy77]

It's spelled c-y-p-e-r.

Lurk more.

moar*

it really depends id have to be really turned on and shed have to be really not gross about it. i dont want to hear "stick that fucking cock in my fucking cunt so far you're trying to fuck my uterus and make me wet im going to fucking drip all over your fucking" etc. etc. etc. that's a total turn off to me, be subtle about it.

[thespearkid]

One of my ex's, whenever her and I would have phone sex, she would always screw it up by saying something completely unsexy.

[theguy77]

One of my ex's, whenever her and I would have phone sex, she would always screw it up by saying something completely unsexy.

hahaha phone sex. i had a girlfriend who did that. i just watched tv hahaha but her moaning was nice.

[thespearkid]

hahaha phone sex. i had a girlfriend who did that. i just watched tv hahaha but her moaning was nice.
The moaning is pretty sweet. What I could do without is mildly awkward minutes afterwards. I never know what to talk about.

[NANA The Band]

It would be a lot more fun if I didn't have social anxiety through the roof
Every experience I have had with dirty talk has been
awkward

[Fallinto_rhythm]

have a little fun of your own.

[theskyisfalling]

moar*

it really depends id have to be really turned on and shed have to be really not gross about it. i dont want to hear "stick that fucking cock in my fucking cunt so far you're trying to fuck my uterus and make me wet im going to fucking drip all over your fucking" etc. etc. etc. that's a total turn off to me, be subtle about it.

Who the hell would say "uterus" in the context of sex/foreplay/whatever? That's like...referring to tits as mammaries.

[CatDiesel]

moar*

it really depends id have to be really turned on and shed have to be really not gross about it. i dont want to hear "stick that fucking cock in my fucking cunt so far you're trying to fuck my uterus and make me wet im going to fucking drip all over your fucking" etc. etc. etc. that's a total turn off to me, be subtle about it.

Idk man I'm gettin a stiff bone just from reading that

[parallelism]

lol@responses

[parallelism]

have a little fun of your own.

???

[theguy77]

Who the hell would say "uterus" in the context of sex/foreplay/whatever? That's like...referring to tits as mammaries.

hahah i was exaggerating it

[WFUJerseyJon]

I'm down with the talkin' dirty

[immorehxcthanu]

It's the creepiest thing ever. No way in hell.

[Burning Star IV]

So hot.

I have a knack for just completely blanking and saying something that does not make sense.

[TK]

There should be an option of "I don't even like talking to my significant other"

[parallelism]

It's the creepiest thing ever. No way in hell.

Just wondering, why is it creepy? I'm not saying you're being a complete pervert and saying disgusting, obscene things in bed. It's just like, it's sex and the things you are doing, well... you're already DOING them so why not spice things up by being a little bit verbal?

[concernedparent]

Yeah baby shit on my chest

[theskyisfalling]

hahah i was exaggerating it

Fair enough. I know someone who once said "mammaries" and expected it to be hot so....I wondered.

[Maxwell]

All sex is icky.

[wroteurname]

There should be an option of "I don't even like talking to my significant other"
this

[swt_catastrophe]

All sex is icky.
it's true.
that's why you love getting laid so much, right?

[caress me down]

i like it with my boyfriend. it took like 4 or 5 months to do it though

[Willy McFurgle]

dirty talk is the shizit, i like it when you ______ with my _________. oh yea!

[infamous_alias]

i like it with my boyfriend. it took like 4 or 5 months to do it though

Whore.

[immorehxcthanu]

Just wondering, why is it creepy? I'm not saying you're being a complete pervert and saying disgusting, obscene things in bed. It's just like, it's sex and the things you are doing, well... you're already DOING them so why not spice things up by being a little bit verbal?

Idk I just get really creeped out with it. It's ok to be verbal but it's just not my cup of tea.

[Ailite]

I like it. Dirty texting can make me the worst day slightly better.

[HelpMeSleep]

it depends on what they're saying, honestly. Sometimes it can be kinda hot, and sometimes it can be realllly creepy, hence why I answered the way I did.
this.

[HelpMeSleep]

I like it. Dirty texting can make me the worst day slightly better.
so true. :nod:

[DannySniper]

I love receiving dirty pm's on AP.

[HelpMeSleep]

I love receiving dirty pm's on AP.
who are you receiving dirty PMs from, huh? ;-)

[DannySniper]

who are you receiving dirty PMs from, huh? ;-)

No-one. :-(

[HelpMeSleep]

No-one. :-(
awwwww. :-(

me neither.

[DannySniper]

awwwww. :-(

me neither.

Even a dirty IM, but no-one on MSN loves me that much either :-(

[HelpMeSleep]

Even a dirty IM, but no-one on MSN loves me that much either :-(
that's just because MSN fails and no one uses it. I don't. :shrug:

[DannySniper]

that's just because MSN fails and no one uses it. I don't. :shrug:

Everyone in Australia does? :shrug:

As in, you can't IM someone without MSN.

[HelpMeSleep]

Everyone in Australia does? :shrug:

As in, you can't IM someone without MSN.
that is almost as lame as Australians fucking people and ripping out their spinal cords lol.

[Maxwell]

it's true.
that's why you love getting laid so much, right?

Who doesn't :shrug:

[hellogorgeous]

yeah wheres the option for, all the time/with whoever?

[parallelism]

yeah wheres the option for, all the time/with whoever?

Did you read the beginning of the thread?
Just say yeah if that's the case, the survey was a little rushed.

[anamericangod]

yeah wheres the option for, all the time/with whoever?

PM me with phone number plz.

[hellogorgeous]

Did you read the beginning of the thread?
Just say yeah if that's the case, the survey was a little rushed.

Oh. Yeah, no.

[hellogorgeous]

PM me with phone number plz.

;-)

[parallelism]

;-)


DO IT.

[amo.]

OnMiw8NudfM

0:37-0:45 :-)

but anyways, not really. option 3.

[hXc_pwnage]

When done right it's amazing. I keep it limited though because I don't want to say something too creepy when we're getting it on.

[caress me down]

Whore.
:wave:

[Richard Maxim]

Love it, everyone gets rough sometimes and i feel that it just helps keep the mood going.
unless you suck at it i guess.

[hellogorgeous]

When done right it's amazing. I keep it limited though because I don't want to say something too creepy when we're getting it on.


I really like the way your vaginal wall lining feels ;) I looooove how your uterus is sooo close to my manhood!

[MidCal]

I really like the way your vaginal wall lining feels ;) I looooove how your uterus is sooo close to my manhood!
lol

[quarterhorse101]

i like it but it has to be in the right mood and accompanied by the correct actions hah

[infamous_alias]

:wave:

Btw, that Krumm avatar is completely badass.

[caress me down]

Btw, that Krumm avatar is completely badass.
thank you.
that show scared the shit out of my 7 year old self