i go back to school tomorrow

[historymonth]

and there is going to be a whole new batch of freshman girls waiting for me. this is glorious.

[Willy McFurgle]

Explore new ways of rectal penetration with them

[Kassie09]

That'll be great.

[historymonth]

Explore new ways of rectal penetration with them
i have all sorts of diabolical plans already in mind, that being just one of them.

[Willy McFurgle]

i have all sorts of diabolical plans already in mind, that being just one of them.

Thata boy!

[swt_catastrophe]

and there is going to be a whole new batch of freshman girls waiting for me. this is glorious.
mmmmm. college is starting back again.
i just had my first transfer meeting too..
boys are looking FINE.

[historymonth]

my personal favorite part about the first couple weeks of college is seeing all the horrified faces on the freshman's faces when they're lined up outside of the student health center to get the little tingle they're feeling down below checked out. fucking brilliant.

[swt_catastrophe]

my personal favorite part about the first couple weeks of college is seeing all the horrified faces on the freshman's faces when they're lined up outside of the student health center to get the little tingle they're feeling down below checked out. fucking brilliant.
lol. i love how everyone's trying to prove themself.
it's hilarious.
god, i'm so stoked right now

[morgz]

horrible

[concernedparent]

I'm gonna be one of them. Don't check me out you perv!

[historymonth]

horrible
says the girl with the spider-girl avatar

[historymonth]

I'm gonna be one of them. Don't check me out you perv!
just you wait

[historymonth]

I'm gonna be one of them. Don't check me out you perv!
but in all seriousness, do not expect any of the pussy you get your freshman year to be the cream of the crop. all of the prime vaginas will be being slammed by sophomores, juniors, and seniors.

[morgz]

says the girl with the spider-girl avatar

my avatar is amazing!

[concernedparent]

but in all seriousness, do not expect any of the pussy you get your freshman year to be the cream of the crop. all of the prime vaginas will be being slammed by sophomores, juniors, and seniors.
That's the beauty of lying about my age :)

[swt_catastrophe]

but in all seriousness, do not expect any of the pussy you get your freshman year to be the cream of the crop. all of the prime vaginas will be being slammed by sophomores, juniors, and seniors.
but in all seriousness, do not expect that you being a whore will fare well later in the year.
doing the walk of shame?
not so much fun

[historymonth]

my avatar is amazing!
im just saying, it's hard to take you seriously when you say that my pursuit of (semi) virginal vaginas is "horrible" when you have a picture of possibly one of the most fucked up disasters of humanity in history.

[historymonth]

but in all seriousness, do not expect that you being a whore will fare well later in the year.
doing the walk of shame?
not so much fun
i wasn't addressing a girl.

[morgz]

im just saying, it's hard to take you seriously when you say that my pursuit of (semi) virginal vaginas is "horrible" when you have a picture of possibly one of the most fucked up disasters of humanity in history.


they're both horrible because they're intriguing

[historymonth]

they're both horrible because they're intriguing
uh what

[morgz]

i mean maybe not on your part. my spider girl rules. she's intriguing and interesting. i hate to inform you but the whole "i'm a big cool upper classman" thing isn't as cool as you think it is.

[historymonth]

i mean maybe not on your part. my spider girl rules. she's intriguing and interesting. i hate to inform you but the whole "i'm a big cool upper classman" thing isn't as cool as you think it is.
is a man not allowed to indulge his instinctual desires? is this what our society has come to?

[morgz]

lol. it's funny you're pretty much calling me a slut without knowing me. its kind of like saying HEY YOURE SO FAT as a comeback to someone without even seeing what they look like. ya know?

[historymonth]

lol. it's funny you're pretty much calling me a slut without knowing me. its kind of like saying HEY YOURE SO FAT as a comeback to someone without even seeing what they look like. ya know?
i'm not calling you a slut. i'm calling you a 19 year old girl in college.

[morgz]

i'm not calling you a slut. i'm calling you a 19 year old girl in college.

i guess so. that, however, is called stereotyping.
and i dropped out of fsu anyways.

[llwilliamsll]

Lol wut?

[Burning Star IV]

Slut = Every girl in college

Fact.