farting girlfriends

[Rhysie G]

my girlfriend farts and i seriously dislike it, but the more i dislike it, the more she does it.

the worst one is where she lifts up the quilt and the smell drifts up, awwwww i feel sick thinking about it...

anybody else have a problem with their girlfriends farting?

[parallelism]

Hahahahahaha no.

[CatDiesel]

Umm ew

[parallelism]

Umm ew

What do you mean? I wish I had this problem.

[ethosdinosaur]

i dutch oven my friends all the time, but i've never done it to a dude. that's kinda weird.

[4N6 science]

I love when girls fart on me.

[pinkluv13]

my bf wanted us to fart around eachother...to bring us closer together. now he doesnt stop. :-(

[chronomic]

hahahahahahahaa

[Un'Aria Ancora]

Girls fart? Nuh uh.

[parallelism]

Girls fart? Nuh uh.\

They fluff.

[passingtime49]

My gf sharted on me before. I don't know if that counts for anything.

[llwilliamsll]

lololol

[eHaMpToN]

girls dont poop.

[nonamesleft]

hahahhaahhahhaahhahha ha

[morgz]

we definitely don't fart

[parallelism]

we definitely don't fart

Haha, shut up trick, I know you be blastin' ass all the time.

[morgz]

Haha, shut up trick, I know you be blastin' ass all the time.

blastin' ass? lol grossssssss. we do no such thing!

[64 % chance]

punch her in the face next time

[Burning Star IV]

Fucking gross. I hate dutch ovens.

[SauzaGold]

Haha, shut up trick, I know you be blastin' ass all the time.

bahhahahah this made me laugh so hard.

[historymonth]

it's obviously a plea for anal

[parallelism]

blastin' ass? lol grossssssss. we do no such thing!

Hahahaha, girl I know you let 'em rrrrrrrrrip.

[remedyeli]

I always thought that girls didn't fart for this reason.

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[parallelism]

I always thought that girls didn't fart for this reason.

GxxsP7VWVN8


HAHAHA SO FUCKING GROSS.

[thesafeword]

Girls don't poop or fart. It's gross.

[googirl8907]

Girls don't fart.

[parallelism]

Girls don't poop or fart. It's gross.

Girls don't fart.


Yes, it's gross, but I assure you they do.
They're actually walking cannons, especially morgz.

[thesafeword]

Don't ruin my love for girls.

[googirl8907]

Yes, it's gross, but I assure you they do.
They're actually walking cannons, especially morgz.
I know girls fart. I am one.

[parallelism]

Girls don't fart.

I know girls fart. I am one.


Well, it seems to me like you forgot for a second.
By the way, you just admitted that you fart, gross.

[googirl8907]

Well, it seems to me like you forgot for a second.
By the way, you just admitted that you fart, gross.
Way to pick up on the sarcasm. :thumbup:

[parallelism]

Way to pick up on the sarcasm. :thumbup:

Likewise, smart one.

[Matthew Tsai]

my bf wanted us to fart around eachother...to bring us closer together. now he doesnt stop. :-(

ahhhahahahhahhhahaahahahahahahhahah ha funniest thing i've read on this site

[billyboatkid]

Double holy shit.
That is horrible. I don't know if I could handle that.
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She must either not give a shit or be really comfortable around you.

[pilot_light_out]

if you don't fart, you'll die

[remedyeli]

If you fart. You'll die

[caress me down]

is your girlfriend a transvestite

[Richard Maxim]

ruh-ro?
(my girlfriend farts all the time, she lets me know and everything. I'm really not that bothered by it.)

[June_Bug]

Guys there's nothing worse than being crop dusted. That really grinds my gears. So if we rip ass, get over it.

[atticus1492]

Protip:

Your girlfriend is really either a man or a dog.

But stay with 'her' because 'she' is the best that you will ever do.

[Eleven:Ten]

Lol at this thread.

[AP_Punk]

Butt plug.

[coryatlarge]

this thread brought the lulz

[poo-lay]

your girlfriend sounds awesome....

farts are a turn on!!

[MidCal]

I would rather a girl fart around me than feel comfortable enough to take a shit in the same bathroom that i am taking a shower in.

[shit stroll]

thread is gross.

[CTMarshall]

hot.

[TK]

I really could not be with a girl that farted more than occasionally, it's disgusting.

[atticus1492]

Enjoy your hand for the rest of your life.

[swt_catastrophe]

there are way too many thread i just shake my head at.
this is one of them.

[johnh5304]

I don't like it.

[annaboun]

My boyfriend farted on my face once, it was sooooooooooooo fucking gross but he thought it was hilarious.

[Ailite]

Girls fart all the time.

[Giant Broccoli]

Girls fart all the time.
hahahah i dig the avi sir

[Burning Star IV]

Sexy.

[LV03]

Butt plug.
but then she'll explode

[Neo Cassady]

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y59/wastedspacejm2/everyone.jpg

[Ricky222]

Erection worthy thread. In all seriousness, just dump the bitch then.

[Anne.Frank]

It is widely known that guys take the liberty to fart a lot among their girlfriends so this shouldn't be so weird, but having said that I dislike anyone who farts outside their crapper.

[hairypotter]

i have never farted ever ever ever!!

[AlternaPrincess]

My boyfriend farted on my face once, it was sooooooooooooo fucking gross but he thought it was hilarious.

That is so disgusting. I hope you broke up with him. I surely would have.

[morgeezy]

yesterday, while my boyfriend was driving my car, he suddenly rolled up the windows and blasted the heater. i didn't know why till my friend in the backseat started screaming, trying to open the windows. then i realized he farted D:

so fucking gross.

[MidCal]

yesterday, while my boyfriend was driving my car, he suddenly rolled up the windows and blasted the heater. i didn't know why till my friend in the backseat started screaming, trying to open the windows. then i realized he farted D:

so fucking gross.
Whata catch. Don't let that one go.

[wroteurname]

Do you know what I like the most? Cakefarts.


cakefarts.com

[killyourtv]

Mmmm. Why is that such a big deal? My boyfriend laughs his ass off if I fart. But hey, whatever makes him happy.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

I can't even read this thread past the first couple of posts. I have a weaaak stomach for this shit.

[4N6 science]

I can't even read this thread past the first couple of posts. I have a weaaak stomach for this shit.

lol

[Fallinto_rhythm]

lol

haha, I'm not even kidding. Why are you up so early?

[4N6 science]

haha, I'm not even kidding. Why are you up so early?

I was up at 9, but I didn't drink that much last night. So I thought I'd get up early. What are you doing up early I might ask as well?

[Fallinto_rhythm]

I was up at 9, but I didn't drink that much last night. So I thought I'd get up early. What are you doing up early I might ask as well?

I was sleeping at my friends dorm, but him and his room mate both had football practice so I left and went to my apartment, and I couldn't fall back asleep.

[4N6 science]

I was sleeping at my friends dorm, but him and his room mate both had football practice so I left and went to my apartment, and I couldn't fall back asleep.

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo rly? ;-)


yeah.. I got 4 random dudes chillin in my living room who are my roommates friends but he's at work. I'm not pleased right now.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo rly? ;-)


yeah.. I got 4 random dudes chillin in my living room who are my roommates friends but he's at work. I'm not pleased right now.

oh my god, that's the worst. The other day I get out of the shower, naked cause I thought I was home alone, and there were two girls in my den. My room mate wasn't even there. They just let themselves in. I was like furious. Assholes of America, I tell ya!

[4N6 science]

oh my god, that's the worst. The other day I get out of the shower, naked cause I thought I was home alone, and there were two girls in my den. My room mate wasn't even there. They just let themselves in. I was like furious. Assholes of America, I tell ya!

I feel the same way. I'm pretty pissed. it's one thing if my roommates here, but its another when they just come in and I don't know who the fuck they are. The thing that gets me is my roommates at work till 6? like what the fuck.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

I feel the same way. I'm pretty pissed. it's one thing if my roommates here, but its another when they just come in and I don't know who the fuck they are. The thing that gets me is my roommates at work till 6? like what the fuck.

go out there and say something to them. Ask if they realize that he won't be home for another like seven hours. Or you could introduce yourself, and you could all be friends, haha.

[4N6 science]

go out there and say something to them. Ask if they realize that he won't be home for another like seven hours. Or you could introduce yourself, and you could all be friends, haha.

well its not their fault its my roommates for not telling any one of his 3 roommates. I already introduced myself.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

well its not their fault its my roommates for not telling any one of his 3 roommates. I already introduced myself.

ohhhh. So what're you up to todayyy?

[4N6 science]

ohhhh. So what're you up to todayyy?

nothing but chilling and such..

[loj]

there are way too many thread i just shake my head at.
this is one of them.

^^ what she said.

[Dumpweed]

This thread is so stanky.

[lovely864md]

Hahahahahahahahahaha

[ablueskytragedy]

1:41 of this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKjnHbfRgVk&feature=related) video describes how I feel about this thread

[hf57]

so pretty much what you're saying is that your girlfriend is ugly?

[Sarbear]

it took me 4 years with my boyfriend to finally fart in front of him, and of course it was an accident. I was always worried he wouldn't find me attractive anymore, but I think it actually more attracted to me hahaha. He laughed and was happy to see that I was a human and not a robot. He thinks it's cool that I'm comfortable doing it around him. I can see why it might gross you out, but everyone farts. Just tell her to go do it in the bathroom or something. Especially if she does it a LOT..then that might start to get gross.