View Full Version : breaking a sxe friend...
he's not exactly straight edge, but as close to it as you can be.
he's just not down on the whole drinking/drugs deal.
help me do it! (:
brentkid
08/20/08, 05:09 PM
You're a shitty friend.
stfu_man
08/20/08, 05:12 PM
Bad idea.
momentsrewound
08/20/08, 05:14 PM
you are so cool...
scmaley
08/20/08, 05:21 PM
So, do you just want to make yourself feel better by getting him to drink/use drugs, or what?
WFUJerseyJon
08/20/08, 05:24 PM
Best of luck. Nothing like the de-virginizing of a non-drinker with their first beer.
Learn how to respect someone's choices, or you probably won't have friends for much longer.
xerickx24
08/20/08, 05:27 PM
thats a really fucked up thing to do, do you know what his moral standards are, the conseqences could vary in repercussion. what are his parents like and how would they react if he got caught or they would find out. take all that into consideration and also his point of view and feelings on said subject
swt_catastrophe
08/20/08, 05:34 PM
wow. that's a good friend.
hopefully he realizes just how good of one, before you "break" him.
ps. gtfo
mattybobviously
08/20/08, 05:54 PM
You are a terrible friend.
I guess I should've explained the situation in full. I'm not to worried about it though.
bailmeout13
08/20/08, 05:58 PM
I don't see why an explanation needs to be explained further. Let them live how they wish, don't try and break them. Not a very "friend" thing to do.
*crying stars*
08/20/08, 05:58 PM
Just let him make his own decisions; he doesn't need you to tell him how "awesome" drugs and alcohol are.
I don't see why an explanation needs to be explained further. Let them live how they wish, don't try and break them. Not a very "friend" thing to do.
I'm glad you know everything.
I don't see why an explanation needs to be explained further. Let them live how they wish, don't try and break them. Not a very "friend" thing to do.
I'm glad you know everything.
Anal usually breaks most people in.
Anal usually breaks most people in.
That's what I like to hear.
Here's a shorter summary of this situation. He's straight edge when he wants to be. Basically he's off and on, and when he's not drinking he's a big hypocrite(sp?) about it.
I'm not sure if you guys understand what I'm trying to convey, but that's the situation in a nutshell.
So what, he's in denial about being straight edge?
That's what I like to hear.
Here's a shorter summary of this situation. He's straight edge when he wants to be. Basically he's off and on, and when he's not drinking he's a big hypocrite(sp?) about it.
I'm not sure if you guys understand what I'm trying to convey, but that's the situation in a nutshell.
If he isnt sxe and drinks, what are you trying to break?
.invisible ink.
08/20/08, 06:14 PM
you suck.
Roboman
08/20/08, 06:16 PM
Seriously dude, you have to explain the situation better, or people will continue to call you a shitty friend.
You're a shitty friend.
tomakebelieve
08/20/08, 06:16 PM
I don't see why you would waste your time on breaking him? Why not keep him edge and keep all the booze, liquor and drugs to yourself?
No... but in all seriousness, I just don't see why (even if he is a big hypocrite and has moments where he drinks) you would want to break him being "sxe." He probably has a reason why he struggles to stay sxe, and a good reason as to why he wants to be sxe.
He doesn't actually claim to be edge but it seems like every other week he has a different opinion on drinking. And it gets annoying him complaining about people drinking when two weeks ago he was doing the same.
HelpMeSleep
08/20/08, 06:19 PM
Learn how to respect someone's choices, or you probably won't have friends for much longer.
this.
wow. that's a good friend.
hopefully he realizes just how good of one, before you "break" him.
ps. gtfo
and this.
by the way, you're a douche. glad you're not my friend.
He doesn't actually claim to be edge but it seems like every other week he has a different opinion on drinking. And it gets annoying him complaining about people drinking when two weeks ago he was doing the same.then tell him to shut the fuck up. THE END.
HelpMeSleep
08/20/08, 06:21 PM
I don't see why you would waste your time on breaking him? Why not keep him edge and keep all the booze, liquor and drugs to yourself?
No... but in all seriousness, I just don't see why (even if he is a big hypocrite and has moments where he drinks) you would want to break him being "sxe." He probably has a reason why he struggles to stay sxe, and a good reason as to why he wants to be sxe.
lol for real. you'd have a permanent DD.
by the way, you're a douche. glad you're not my friend.
I guess that makes two of us.
historymonth
08/20/08, 06:36 PM
just roofie him...after that theres no turning back
drewziph
08/20/08, 06:46 PM
WAIT
people gave serious answers in PL?
:thumbup:
historymonth
08/20/08, 06:47 PM
WAIT
people gave serious answers in PL?
:thumbup:
who the fuck calls college "university"...man up...freedom isnt free motherfucker
drewziph
08/20/08, 06:49 PM
who the fuck calls college "university"...man up...freedom isnt free motherfucker
anyone from the UK, dipshit.
WAIT
people gave serious answers in PL?
:thumbup:
My thoughts exactly. I'm nearly speechless.
drewziph
08/20/08, 06:54 PM
My thoughts exactly. I'm nearly speechless.
wait what?
I'm impressed they were serious in calling you the ass you made yourself sound like.
wait what?
I'm impressed they were serious in calling you the ass you made yourself sound like.
As am I. I didn't think what I said was too difficult to comprehend.
concernedparent
08/20/08, 07:00 PM
He doesn't actually claim to be edge but it seems like every other week he has a different opinion on drinking. And it gets annoying him complaining about people drinking when two weeks ago he was doing the same.
So why don't you just wait a week and he'll probably drink on his own terms
historymonth
08/20/08, 07:36 PM
anyone from the UK, dipshit.
move to a free country
a free country with pussy and beer
llwilliamsll
08/20/08, 08:18 PM
So you have a friend who drinks off and on. Sweet. There is no problem to be solved.
spikeXtheXpunch
08/20/08, 08:23 PM
If he's only 17 I'm sure he will make his own decision for himself when he gets to college
June_Bug
08/20/08, 09:18 PM
Thats the worse thing you could do. If he doesn't want to do anything let him be. He'll figure it out, he will most like start doing it anyway, but don't give him someone to point his finger at in the end.
Thats the worse thing you could do. If he doesn't want to do anything let him be.
I agree. If your his friend respect his decision. It's not like he's a worse friend for not wanting to drink. If anything you always have a reliable DD if your in spot.
Willy McFurgle
08/20/08, 09:20 PM
try spiking his juicy juice with some heroin and a shot of patron, knock it all out at once.
rebyljade
08/20/08, 09:22 PM
you are not a nice person.
no, not nice at all!
Willy McFurgle
08/20/08, 09:27 PM
you are not a nice person.
no, not nice at all!
Who me?
rebyljade
08/20/08, 09:28 PM
Who me?
no....the creator of this thread.
Willy McFurgle
08/20/08, 09:31 PM
no....the creator of this thread.
Damn, i was hoping it was, it would have been my first compliment. better luck to me next time.
lovely864md
08/20/08, 09:54 PM
anyone from the UK, dipshit.
Hahahahahaha perfect.
move to a free country
a free country with pussy and beer
Their health care system is far superior to ours and their currency is worth more, dipshit.
..You're a shitty friend.
You are a terrible friend.
Bad idea.
Just let him make his own decisions; he doesn't need you to tell him how "awesome" drugs and alcohol are.
Learn how to respect someone's choices, or you probably won't have friends for much longer.
failingwithease
08/20/08, 11:04 PM
I'm impressed by the responses to this. It's surprising.
hydraulicheart
08/20/08, 11:04 PM
I'm glad my friends tell me they wouldn't like me as much if I ever started drinking. If you were in my place, you'd hate yourself for trying to break someone. Either have some respect or stop calling yourself his friend. Simple as that.
You're a terrible friend. Respect your friend. I choose not to do drugs and not to drink and if I had a friend of mine trying to make me get off a path that has so far done me good I would lose all my respect for that person. If you're friend doesn't want to do drugs or drink, respect their decision and consider the option that maybe you should follow suit.
CstSnow
08/21/08, 12:05 AM
That's what I like to hear.
Here's a shorter summary of this situation. He's straight edge when he wants to be. Basically he's off and on, and when he's not drinking he's a big hypocrite(sp?) about it.
I'm not sure if you guys understand what I'm trying to convey, but that's the situation in a nutshell.
We understand, you are just a Carnival Weasel.
Kerplunk_23
08/21/08, 12:39 AM
Well maybe he has a reason he is like that like I know personally for me I will drink ocassionally or every now and then but I dont drink to get shitfaced cause to me its pointless plus I drink to enjoy it and unwind.
coltenTALK
08/21/08, 12:43 AM
Let him live his life?
wewascontenders
08/21/08, 02:08 AM
OP is dumb.
fadedmemories
08/21/08, 02:16 AM
Just let him make his own decisions; he doesn't need you to tell him how "awesome" drugs and alcohol are.
yup
DannySniper
08/21/08, 02:16 AM
who the fuck calls college "university"...man up...freedom isnt free motherfucker
anyone from the UK, dipshit.
And Australia (UK 2.0)
move to a free country
a free country with pussy and beer
i.e. Australia. Now please, GTFO.
brentkid
08/21/08, 06:41 AM
That's what I like to hear.
Here's a shorter summary of this situation. He's straight edge when he wants to be. Basically he's off and on, and when he's not drinking he's a big hypocrite(sp?) about it.
I'm not sure if you guys understand what I'm trying to convey, but that's the situation in a nutshell.
Your friend probably isn't trying to break you out of being an asshole, is he?
TooLateF0rRoses
08/21/08, 07:08 AM
You are a worthless human being.
blinkingfoo
08/21/08, 07:30 AM
Who hasn't had a friend try to get them to drink if they don't...has anyone here been to college?
grow up
Tyler Revolution
08/21/08, 09:41 AM
Why the fuck are you friends with him then? I wouldn't be.
B-Bones
08/21/08, 09:46 AM
Just let him make his own decisions; he doesn't need you to tell him how "awesome" drugs and alcohol are.
But they are.
historymonth
08/21/08, 10:12 AM
Hahahahahaha perfect.
Their health care system is far superior to ours and their currency is worth more, dipshit.
i was being sarcastic...i am well aware of the fact that people from the UK refer to college as "university", considering i spent three years of my live in huntingdon, england. if i had not realized that "university" was a term used by people who are not american, then i would not have said "freedom isn't free motherfucker". i'm not a moron, you folks just wouldn't know sarcasm if it fucked you in the ass with a sandpaper condom.
lovely864md
08/21/08, 02:32 PM
i was being sarcastic...i am well aware of the fact that people from the UK refer to college as "university", considering i spent three years of my live in huntingdon, england. if i had not realized that "university" was a term used by people who are not american, then i would not have said "freedom isn't free motherfucker". i'm not a moron, you folks just wouldn't know sarcasm if it fucked you in the ass with a sandpaper condom.
Sarcasm is usually funny and makes sense.
marchofmarty
08/21/08, 02:47 PM
Who hasn't had a friend try to get them to drink if they don't...has anyone here been to college?
grow up
agreed
WFUJerseyJon
08/21/08, 02:53 PM
Who hasn't had a friend try to get them to drink if they don't...has anyone here been to college?
grow up
Amen.
historymonth
08/21/08, 03:08 PM
Sarcasm is usually funny and makes sense.
i'm sorry if i went over your head.
BlinkinDuke
08/21/08, 03:30 PM
Push him to drink and do drugs and then make fun of him for breaking edge. Thats your only option
jagermeister
08/21/08, 03:42 PM
i'm sorry if i went over your head.
Your joke an 8-grader could have told went over his head?
Try harder.
Your joke an 8-grader could have told went over his head?
Try harder.
Maybe you should re-try eighth grade and freshen up on correct sentence structure. Then maybe people will understand what you're trying to say.
Try less.
jagermeister
08/21/08, 04:10 PM
Maybe you should re-try eighth grade and freshen up on correct sentence structure. Then maybe people will understand what you're trying to say.
Try less.
My sentence structure is fine, you idiot. Stop being 17-years-old and take an English class that takes place in an institution that isn't an (American) high school. Until that happens don't critique what you don't know and stop being a shitty friend.
ps.
Then maybe people will understand what you're trying to say.
The above sentence is what those who know how to write well call a sentence fragment and I'm pretty sure they explain what those are before the eighth grade.
Try again.
My sentence structure is fine, you idiot. Stop being 17-years-old and take an English class that takes place in an institution that isn't an (American) high school. Until that happens don't critique what you don't know and stop being a shitty friend.
ps.
The above sentence is what those who know how to write well call a sentence fragment and I'm pretty sure they explain what those are before the eighth grade.
Try again.
Your sentence structure was sub-par to say the least. American High Schools are obviously terrible, I mean why else would kids drop out? It's obviously because the education system is terrible in every high school across America.
Also, my "sentence fragment" made a lot more sense than
Your joke an 8-grader could have told went over his head?
Try harder.
Your serve.
billyboatkid
08/21/08, 04:23 PM
Holy shit.
LMAO
jagermeister
08/21/08, 04:25 PM
Your sentence structure was sub-par to say the least. American High Schools are obviously terrible, I mean why else would kids drop out? It's obviously because the education system is terrible in every high school across America.
Also, my "sentence fragment" made a lot more sense than
Your serve.
Read the question mark (?) at the end and then say it like you'd say it out loud, dude. I really hope you're just playing dumb right and aren't actually that much of a retard to think that isn't a proper sentence...especially compared to yours.
Just because everyone on this thread thinks you're one of the biggest dickheads they've ever had the displeasure of reading about doesn't mean you need to start trivial fights with everyone.
Save your shit talking for when its over something substantial.
Yes I know, an argument over correct English, how awesome? It's more fun than anything else I'm doing at the moment.
historymonth
08/21/08, 04:27 PM
Your joke an 8-grader could have told went over his head?
Try harder.
once again, sarcasm
Read the question mark (?) at the end and then say it like you'd say it out loud, dude. I really hope you're just playing dumb right and aren't actually that much of a retard to think that isn't a proper sentence...especially compared to yours.
Just because everyone on this thread thinks you're one of the biggest dickheads they've ever had the displeasure of reading about doesn't mean you need to start trivial fights with everyone.
Save your shit talking for when its over something substantial.
Show me where the "shit talking" starts.
Nice.
jagermeister
08/21/08, 04:32 PM
Show me where the "shit talking" starts.
Nice.
When you called me out on something stupid for no reason. Sorry if shit talking was the wrong term - my mistake. Anyways, not only are you a retard but a shitty friend too and probably shouldn't be put in social situations - real, or online.
Talk to me when you're an adult.
ps. At least you score points for having blink and the Beatles on your favourite bands.
When you called me out on something stupid for no reason. Sorry if shit talking was the wrong term - my mistake. Anyways, not only are you a retard but a shitty friend too and probably shouldn't be put in social situations - real, or online.
Talk to me when you're an adult.
ps. At least you score points for having blink and the Beatles on your favourite bands.
Yeah definitely, I'm not sure why my parents let me out in public...
BTW:
*Favorite
xerickx24
08/21/08, 04:36 PM
Read the question mark (?) at the end and then say it like you'd say it out loud, dude. I really hope you're just playing dumb right and aren't actually that much of a retard to think that isn't a proper sentence...especially compared to yours.
Just because everyone on this thread thinks you're one of the biggest dickheads they've ever had the displeasure of reading about doesn't mean you need to start trivial fights with everyone.
Save your shit talking for when its over something substantial.
Yea like Halo 3 and shheeeeeeeettttttt!
.......
But on a serious note, I think that your "problem" really isnt a "problem". Reasons being: A) He isnt really straight edge. B) He does drink on occasion
so heres what you do, when complaining about drinking and being an ass tell him to STFU and give examples to why hes being a hypocrit. Mainly, when did he drink, who did he drink with, so on and so forth.
<3rkwon
08/21/08, 04:39 PM
ill never forget the first time i got my sxe friend to mainline whiskey and do blow...it brought the edge back to sex with hookers
jagermeister
08/21/08, 04:47 PM
Yeah definitely, I'm not sure why my parents let me out in public...
BTW:
*Favorite
As a Canadian I spelt it the Canadian way. Nice try again, though!
As a Canadian I spelt it the Canadian way. Nice try again, though!
*Spelled.
Also I'm sure most can agree that the "Canadian way" is the wrong way.
pilot_light_out
08/21/08, 05:02 PM
so the drama
jagermeister
08/21/08, 05:05 PM
*Spelled.
Also I'm sure most can agree that the "Canadian way" is the wrong way.
Quick history lesson:
Canada used to be a British colony.
Quick fact:
In Canada, we still do a lot of things the British way. This includes the way we spell certain words such as your Country's versions of the words spelled, favorite and many other words.
The "Canadian way" to spell is actually the "British way" of writing English. Feel free to correct me if I'm wrong but the English language comes from England, which is on the island of Great Britain.
So with that new piece of information we see that the British way precedes the American way (unless you totally suck at history) thus making it the right way.
You're really, really dumb and apparently really, really ignorant too.
Keep trying...I'm sure you'll get me eventually!
pilot_light_out
08/21/08, 05:08 PM
blame Canada
jagermeister
08/21/08, 05:11 PM
blame Canada
We do have a strange way about ourselves! When will we learn?
zeropunk16
08/21/08, 05:15 PM
Fuck straight edge. Get him plastered!
historymonth
08/21/08, 05:34 PM
Quick history lesson:
Canada used to be a British colony.
Quick fact:
In Canada, we still do a lot of things the British way. This includes the way we spell certain words such as your Country's versions of the words spelled, favorite and many other words.
The "Canadian way" to spell is actually the "British way" of writing English. Feel free to correct me if I'm wrong but the English language comes from England, which is on the island of Great Britain.
So with that new piece of information we see that the British way precedes the American way (unless you totally suck at history) thus making it the right way.
You're really, really dumb and apparently really, really ignorant too.
Keep trying...I'm sure you'll get me eventually!
may i ask what distinguishes canadian bacon from ham
jagermeister
08/21/08, 05:37 PM
may i ask what distinguishes canadian bacon from ham
Canadian bacon is just a special cut of pork I think... but we don't even call it that. We call it peameal bacon and its fucking disgusting.
Original bacon FTW.
Quick history lesson:
Canada used to be a British colony.
Quick fact:
In Canada, we still do a lot of things the British way. This includes the way we spell certain words such as your Country's versions of the words spelled, favorite and many other words.
The "Canadian way" to spell is actually the "British way" of writing English. Feel free to correct me if I'm wrong but the English language comes from England, which is on the island of Great Britain.
So with that new piece of information we see that the British way precedes the American way (unless you totally suck at history) thus making it the right way.
You're really, really dumb and apparently really, really ignorant too.
Keep trying...I'm sure you'll get me eventually!
After that long, completely useless rant I think that the Canadian way is always the wrong way. I mean come on, half of your faces do not even connect to the rest of your body.
Exhibit A:
http://img160.exs.cx/img160/5954/southpark031of.jpg
drewziph
08/21/08, 06:03 PM
Boobies
historymonth
08/21/08, 06:04 PM
Canadian bacon is just a special cut of pork I think... but we don't even call it that. We call it peameal bacon and its fucking disgusting.
Original bacon FTW.
i dont give a fuck
historymonth
08/21/08, 06:05 PM
Boobies
do not exist in canada
Richard Maxim
08/21/08, 06:40 PM
uhhhmmm, thats not to good of an idea.
try being a good friend, i heard it works.
uhhhmmm, thats not to good of an idea.
try being a good friend, i heard it works.
That's too easy.
Richard Maxim
08/21/08, 06:51 PM
That's too easy.
again, it's to hard to agree with you.
hellogorgeous
08/21/08, 07:20 PM
The hell?
spikeXtheXpunch
08/21/08, 07:42 PM
Let's stop the hate. North America unite!
historymonth
08/21/08, 08:05 PM
Let's stop the hate. North America unite!
hey, my parents are from fairborn, and my cousins live in yellow springs. they're not burnt out hippies though, believe it or not.
atticus1492
08/21/08, 08:09 PM
Try bending him. If you pull hard enough, he will break.
Why is the part about him being sxe relevant?
spikeXtheXpunch
08/21/08, 08:49 PM
hey, my parents are from fairborn, and my cousins live in yellow springs. they're not burnt out hippies though, believe it or not.
haha yeah, there are definitely a lot of hippies there though [including my wacked out anthropology professor]. Fairborn's alright, I'll probably end up back in Cincinnati after school though.
historymonth
08/21/08, 08:52 PM
haha yeah, there are definitely a lot of hippies there though [including my wacked out anthropology professor]. Fairborn's alright, I'll probably end up back in Cincinnati after school though.
yeah, in my experience fairborn is a pretty shitty place. cincinnati is okay, though. i visited my cousin at xavier this spring and thought it was fairly pleasant, but the party scene was incredibly bland.
spikeXtheXpunch
08/21/08, 08:55 PM
yeah, in my experience fairborn is a pretty shitty place. cincinnati is okay, though. i visited my cousin at xavier this spring and thought it was fairly pleasant, but the party scene was incredibly bland.
Yeah, you'll have that. UC is a lot funner in my opinion lol
historymonth
08/21/08, 09:16 PM
Yeah, you'll have that. UC is a lot funner in my opinion lol
i don't doubt it. is UC a state school?
spikeXtheXpunch
08/21/08, 09:31 PM
i don't doubt it. is UC a state school?
yeahhh it is.
historymonth
08/21/08, 10:59 PM
yeahhh it is.
well there ya go. state schools > private catholic schools any day of the week
Jiminy Cricket
08/22/08, 12:14 AM
Straight Edge is the fucking stupidest thing ever.
Not the concept of not drinking/doing drugs and whatnot, but the fact that there's some self-righteous morons who decide to call themselves that.
swt_catastrophe
08/22/08, 12:17 AM
i don't doubt it. is UC a state school?
you realize that UC stands for University of California, right?
omfg.
Straight Edge is the fucking stupidest thing ever.
Not the concept of not drinking/doing drugs and whatnot, but the fact that there's some self-righteous morons who decide to call themselves that.
whatever, if they want to call themselves that, let them.
for them, i guess it beats explaining the whole not drinking/etc. thing everytime
lo0serkid1118
08/22/08, 12:18 AM
I'm not exactly straight edge. I've never drank or done drugs but if one of my friends tried to make me I'd tell them to fuck off. Why don't you just respect people the way they are?
Jiminy Cricket
08/22/08, 12:27 AM
whatever, if they want to call themselves that, let them.
for them, i guess it beats explaining the whole not drinking/etc. thing everytime
Eh, I suppose.
coltenTALK
08/22/08, 12:30 AM
whatever, if they want to call themselves that, let them.
for them, i guess it beats explaining the whole not drinking/etc. thing everytime
It does.
annaboun
08/22/08, 12:53 AM
Last weekend during a party at my house a sxe friend of mine was all bummed out, because of some other sxe friends of his were like being mean to him or something and he was all like "I don't know if this is for me anymore, I thought it was but I'm not sure anymore" and I was all like "dude let's go downstairs, get plastered and smoke some weed". I was totally kidding though, but he actually did break edge right in front of me and then asked me not to tell anyone because he wasn't sure if he did the right thing and I was all like "Sure I won't tell anyone but you already sold out, sucks for you".
historymonth
08/22/08, 09:26 AM
you realize that UC stands for University of California, right?
omfg.
whatever, if they want to call themselves that, let them.
for them, i guess it beats explaining the whole not drinking/etc. thing everytime
actually, i believe she was referring to the university of cincinnati. if you read the thread, you'd see we were talking about ohio.
atticus1492
08/22/08, 09:30 AM
I'm not exactly straight edge. I've never drank or done drugs but if one of my friends tried to make me I'd tell them to fuck off. Why don't you just respect people the way they are?
Because sometimes the way people are is completely retarded. It is not the way they are, it is a choice they made, and I feel that it is my duty to tell people when they are being fucking stupid.
killyourtv
08/22/08, 09:57 PM
I once took a guy's virginity, convinced him to smoke a cigarette, and smoke a bowl with me in less than twelve hours. I must say I felt very accomplished considering I didn't even "force", or even ASK if he wanted to do any of these things.
EndIsForever xx
08/22/08, 10:41 PM
Why would you want to? If you're a real friend you would support his decision.
swt_catastrophe
08/23/08, 12:42 AM
I once took a guy's virginity, convinced him to smoke a cigarette, and smoke a bowl with me in less than twelve hours. I must say I felt very accomplished considering I didn't even "force", or even ASK if he wanted to do any of these things.
congratulations!
don't you feel great about yourself now?
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