older women

[lcadevil]

i work security here in ireland and i slept with one of my colleuges......... the thing is she is 42 and im 20.... and now she wont stop ringing me ....... any advise?????????

[argg_xo]

you got seduce by a cougar my friend.

[wroteurname]

sexy party good time

[Willy McFurgle]

nice, you bagged that cougar, now mount her on the wall...

[.invisible ink.]

keep banging her but change your phone #.

[Greg]

what a first post

[showbiz]

Epic lololol!!!

That first post has to go down in history as THE best first post ANYWHERE on the internet EVER!

Pics or it didn't happen

[sjb2k1]

if she's hot, i would keep doing her.

[Burning Star IV]

Don't be stupid.

[atticus1492]

No you didn't, virgin.

[billyboatkid]

Cool beans. Did you use the handcuffs. muwahahaha jk

[Marty_s]

i work security here in ireland and i slept with one of my colleuges......... the thing is she is 42 and im 20.... and now she wont stop ringing me ....... any advise?????????

n00dz or it didn't happen.

[MidCal]

I bet she looked something like this:

http://img399.imageshack.us/img399/9321/omas4.jpg

[WFUJerseyJon]

Cool beans. Did you use the handcuffs. muwahahaha jk

Is there anything to do in Albuquerque? I have to go there Oct 1-4 and I'm just wondering if I'm going to be sitting in my room when I'm not working.

[billyboatkid]

Is there anything to do in Albuquerque? I have to go there Oct 1-4 and I'm just wondering if I'm going to be sitting in my room when I'm not working.

hahaha

Um we have really good food. Hit up some Mexican Restaurants. If you've never had real green chile I suggest you hit that up. It's delicious.

Movies, mall, Downtown is cool. You could hit up the bars or ol' town is pretty cool.

[WFUJerseyJon]

hahaha

Um we have really good food. Hit up some Mexican Restaurants. If you've never had real green chile I suggest you hit that up. It's delicious.

Movies, mall, Downtown is cool. You could hit up the bars or ol' town is pretty cool.

Sweet, thanks. I'll be working the entire day but my try to go out at night so downtown and the bars sound good, as obviously do the restaurants.

[billyboatkid]

Sweet, thanks. I'll be working the entire day but my try to go out at night so downtown and the bars sound good, as obviously do the restaurants.

Yeah no problem.

So you're coming out here for business?

[WFUJerseyJon]

Yeah no problem.

So you're coming out here for business?

Yep.

[fran.182]

Just fuck her all the time

[bobby runs]

Just fuck her all the time
EXACTLY

[AP_Punk]

Anal.

Beads.

[HelpMeSleep]

beware! cougar!

I want to know if she was hot at least.

[concernedparent]

I wanna do an older woman bad. No older than 44 though.

[thesafeword]

Your mom doesn't count as a cougar, bucko.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

I bet she looked something like this:

http://img399.imageshack.us/img399/9321/omas4.jpg

the sad thing is she looks really upset. As if those eight hamburgers weren't going to make her pack on the pounds.

[4N6 science]

Cougar!!!!

[dodge_3001]

whats up silver fox

[fadedmemories]

cougar attack

[4N6 science]

I wish I'd have an incident with a cougar.

[JJJ]

I wanna do an older woman bad. No older than 44 though.

agreed.

I wish I'd have an incident with a cougar.

as do I, as do I.

[.invisible ink.]

one of my goals in life is to become a cougar, is that bad?

[4N6 science]

one of my goals in life is to become a cougar, is that bad?

no..that's a good goal.

[thesafeword]

one of my goals in life is to become a cougar, is that bad?
Great goal.

[AP_Punk]

one of my goals in life is to become a cougar, is that bad?

It's what every young girl should want.

[googirl8907]

one of my goals in life is to become a cougar, is that bad?
I kinda want to be a cougar too.

[sweetforever]

whats up silver fox

Well played :appl:

[thesafeword]

I kinda want to be a cougar too.
Nice.

[Anthony Lutz]

whats up silver fox

But... she's experienced...

[fadedmemories]

one of my goals in life is to become a cougar, is that bad?
Thank you for ensuring that the world will have a bright future

[HelpMeSleep]

one of my goals in life is to become a cougar, is that bad?
nah. atleast you'll get some fine young men.

although personally every guy I like is older. but maybe that'll change once I get older...

[DannySniper]

nah. atleast you'll get some fine young men.

although personally every guy I like is older. but maybe that'll change once I get older...

Every girl I've dated has been older then me :shrug:

[.invisible ink.]

nah. atleast you'll get some fine young men.

although personally every guy I like is older. but maybe that'll change once I get older...

I've dated both guys way older (7 years+) and also guys a bit younger but wouldn't write off guys a lot younger if we clicked and it made sense. I've gotten to the point where I don't think age should matter as long as a) they're legal, of course, lol b) there's a connection- mentally & physically and c) we're looking for generally the same thing, whether it be a relationship or just a fling

I think a lot of it depends on what you're trying to get out of life. I've never been the type to daydream about a big fancy wedding and having 2 kids running around in a white picket fence yard. I just want to be happy and content and self-sufficient, if I end up meeting someone I want to "settle down" with, that's cool but it's not my goal. Older guys seem more in a hurry to find the perfect wife, from what I've noticed, but then again, everyone is different.

[lcadevil]

I bet she looked something like this:

http://img399.imageshack.us/img399/9321/omas4.jpg

Thats a lovely photo of your mom............ thanks

[MidCal]

Good one.

[OldJersey]

cougars are hawt

[Burning Star IV]

one of my goals in life is to become a cougar, is that bad?One of my goals in life is to date a cougar.

Wink, wink

[Renee]

One of my goals in life is to date a cougar.

Wink, wink
That only works if you're currently not born, or you stop aging.

[4N6 science]

bump, this was a good thread.

[OdeToTheSun]

Screw older ones, I like 'em young.

[4N6 science]

how young like 11/12?

[fadedmemories]

bump, this was a good thread.
Agreed

[4N6 science]

Agreed

I had to bump a few old threads because the threads lately in the PL have just sucked ass. They're the most worthless threads I've ever read.

[fadedmemories]

I had to bump a few old threads because the threads lately in the PL have just sucked ass. They're the most worthless threads I've ever read.
Sucked major ass, since hairy potter and metropanicgirl started posting

[schaft0620]

older women are the bomb

[4N6 science]

Sucked major ass, since hairy potter and metropanicgirl started posting

yeah, they're so worthless.

[bung]

one of my goals in life is to become a cougar, is that bad?

You already are a bit of a cougar, no? :-d

[kaycey]

i love milfs .

[HelpMeSleep]

Sucked major ass, since hairy potter and metropanicgirl started posting
you forgot deathbatgurl. ughh.

[new_arbiter]

One of my goals in life is to date a cougar.

Wink, wink

That only works if you're currently not born, or you stop aging.

Time travel twenty years into the future!

[ZoSo1886]

get on top of that shit

[thesafeword]

how young like 11/12?
Younger.

[4N6 science]

Younger.

even better.

[.invisible ink.]

You already are a bit of a cougar, no? :-d

yes, i suppose i could be considered a cougar-in-training, thankyouverymuch.

i'm not quite old enough to be a full-fledged cougar quite yet.

[4N6 science]

yes, i suppose i could be considered a cougar-in-training, thankyouverymuch.

i'm not quite old enough to be a full-fledged cougar quite yet.

how do you train? and what's the minimum age requirement.

I met some kid last weekend and he told me how he picks up cougars at a restaurant/bar at home. He said he banged a few of them too.

[argg_xo]

one of my goals in life is to become a cougar, is that bad?

i long to achieve this same goal one day.

[4N6 science]

i long to achieve this same goal one day.


not when we're married you won't!

[argg_xo]

not when we're married you won't!

what you don't know, won't hurt you!

[4N6 science]

what you don't know, won't hurt you!

so that's how our marriage is going to be?!

[argg_xo]

so that's how our marriage is going to be?! only if you make it that way.

[.invisible ink.]

how do you train? and what's the minimum age requirement.


From what I have read, 40 seems to be the age that a woman becomes a cougar officially, if she meets the other requirements, of course.

I would say that training just requires making sure you work at being attractive/sexy, stay unburdened by baggage/drama (both personal and financial), and aren't looking for someone to take care of you. Cougars are women that can afford to take care of themselves and live independently without relying on anyone, therefore making themselves available to have flings/fall in love with whomever they choose, regardless of age or financial status.

I don't know if this is officially still considered a "cougar" but I believe a person can maintain most of these characteristics even after falling in love and getting married. So Jon, you needn't worry about Chelsea ;)

[OdeToTheSun]

how young like 11/12?
Hell no, not that young. My current girlfriend is 15.

[4N6 science]

only if you make it that way.

I wasn't planning on making it that way. Lets just have a happy marriage with like 4 kids, 2 dogs and a white picket fence. :-)

From what I have read, 40 seems to be the age that a woman becomes a cougar officially, if she meets the other requirements, of course.

I would say that training just requires making sure you work at being attractive/sexy, stay unburdened by baggage/drama (both personal and financial), and aren't looking for someone to take care of you. Cougars are women that can afford to take care of themselves and live independently without relying on anyone, therefore making themselves available to have flings/fall in love with whomever they choose, regardless of age or financial status.

I don't know if this is officially still considered a "cougar" but I believe a person can maintain most of these characteristics even after falling in love and getting married. So Jon, you needn't worry about Chelsea ;)

Erika, you're so knowledgable. You will be my sole source for cougar information, if I ever encounter one. Which I hope I do in the near future. Thanks for your insight.

Hell no, not that young. My current girlfriend is 15.

Wow.. kids these days. You haven't corrupted her have you?

[mattmatumbo]

wow, when i was a freshman i dated a senior but i aint got shit on this thread haha.

[jusscali]

Hell no, not that young. My current girlfriend is 15.
I'm currently dating a girl you're age ...hmm. Some might say I'm a creeper

[mattmatumbo]

I'm currently dating a girl you're age ...hmm. Some might say I'm a creeper

i think the rule on that is "if you dont look creepy, then you aint creeper". or at least thats how it was at my school. only the ugly older dudes were creepers for dating freshman. anyone else was cool though.

[jusscali]

i think the rule on that is "if you dont look creepy, then you aint creeper". or at least thats how it was at my school. only the ugly older dudes were creepers for dating freshman. anyone else was cool though.
Well I surely thank you for helping me maintain some dignity haha

[.invisible ink.]

i think the rule on that is "if you dont look creepy, then you aint creeper".

i think this is very true. i don't see what the big deal is if the people are on the same page with what they want and have common interests and look cute together, who cares?

Apparently everyone doesn't have as open of a mind as I do though, as I was having a conversation with one of my good friends the other day and happened to mention to her "why don't you and Justin hook up? i thought you were into him." She went off on how she could never NEVER date him because he's 24 and she's 31 and even though she and him completely clicked (she was talking about how great he was for days after meeting him, plus, they look better together than her and her soon-to-be exboyfriend) she would never "lower herself" to that because she'd "never be that desperate". Um, what?? I don't get that, but apparently some people are judgmental/closed-minded and can't accept that you shouldn't judge based solely on someone's age. This same girl would have no problem dating someone 10 years older than her, just as a point of interest.

[OdeToTheSun]

Wow.. kids these days. You haven't corrupted her have you?
Nah, I think someone else already has. She was talking about a pair of handcuffs she has the other day.

[fadedmemories]

Nah, I think someone else already has. She was talking about a pair of handcuffs she has the other day.
handcuffs!

[chrisstahl]

milf hunter?

[fadedmemories]

:-d

[ParkwayDrive]

i work security here in ireland and i slept with one of my colleuges......... the thing is she is 42 and im 20.... and now she wont stop ringing me ....... any advise?????????
Did you eat her pussy

[Paulb-182]

i work security here in ireland and i slept with one of my colleuges......... the thing is she is 42 and im 20.... and now she wont stop ringing me ....... any advise?????????

shag her again

[fadedmemories]

shag her again
and again..... and again

[Paulb-182]

and again..... and again

you make a good point

[fadedmemories]

you make a good point
Indeed I do :bow:

[immorehxcthanu]

I really like this guy 2 years younger then me. I feel kinda creepy.

[Paulb-182]

I really like this guy 2 years younger then me. I feel kinda creepy.

not really

i went out with a girl who was 20 when i was 18

its not a big deal

[fadedmemories]

not really

i went out with a girl who was 20 when i was 18

its not a big deal
Agreed, I used to date a girl who was 18 and I was 16

[DaveZeroZero]

miiiiiiiiiiiiiiilf!

[WFUJerseyJon]

i have something going on with a 26 year old. no idea what it is i'm doing in this thing, but it's something.

[DaveZeroZero]

i have something going on with a 26 year old. no idea what it is i'm doing in this thing, but it's something.
get in thereeeeee

haha

[WFUJerseyJon]

get in thereeeeee

haha

who said i havent?

[DaveZeroZero]

who said i havent?
well, when I say that, I mean "continue doing so if you have not already."

[ZoSo1886]

my friends call me the milf magnet, its fantastic. get on it.

[immorehxcthanu]

not really

i went out with a girl who was 20 when i was 18

its not a big deal

You're right...it really bothered me more until I met him, when I first met him I honestly thought he was about my age. He's really mature.

[morgz]

my friends call me the milf magnet, its fantastic. get on it.

oh god

[thesafeword]

oh god
This really has nothing to do with MILFs, yet, but you're pretty hot, especially for a girl on the internet. Just sayin'.

[Derekx]

I made out with this chick that was 20 when I was 18. That's the best I've got.

[Paulb-182]

You're right...it really bothered me more until I met him, when I first met him I honestly thought he was about my age. He's really mature.

i am right yes. :-)

but i would expect most 19 year olds to be mature

[ZoSo1886]

oh god

don't act like you're not impressed!

[fadedmemories]

my friends call me the milf magnet, its fantastic. get on it.
proof?

[ZoSo1886]

proof?

uhhmmm

my friend: hey milf magnet!
me: wha?
my friend: sup?
me: nothing much


bam!

[WakeUpBlondie]

uhhmmm

my friend: hey milf magnet!
me: wha?
my friend: sup?
me: nothing much


bam!

Sure thing to get you in her panty hose!

[ZoSo1886]

MILFs are god' gift to 20 something males that dont want to deal with 20 something females!

[immorehxcthanu]

i am right yes. :-)

but i would expect most 19 year olds to be mature

You'd be surprised if you live around here. I've met 25 year olds that act like they are 15.

[HelpMeSleep]

uhhmmm

my friend: hey milf magnet!
me: wha?
my friend: sup?
me: nothing much


bam!
that's not adequate proof. you know the rule... pics or it didn't happen.

MILFs are god' gift to 20 something males that dont want to deal with 20 something females!
just another reason I'll likely be single forever. all the guys who will be my age will be either doing the older women or the the little high school hoebags.

[4N6 science]

that's not adequate proof. you know the rule... pics or it didn't happen.


just another reason I'll likely be single forever. all the guys who will be my age will be either doing the older women or the the little high school hoebags.


Question, do you want to be a cougar one day?

[HelpMeSleep]

Question, do you want to be a cougar one day?
it's never been on my list of things to do. but it's a good option if I never get married. although I've always liked older guys, but I'm sure once I'm older and they're older, they'll be less appealing. I can already think of one younger guy I'd totally do.

[4N6 science]

it's never been on my list of things to do. but it's a good option if I never get married. although I've always liked older guys, but I'm sure once I'm older and they're older, they'll be less appealing. I can already think of one younger guy I'd totally do.

well that's clearly not me!

[HelpMeSleep]

well that's clearly not me!
no, you're definitely older than me. and I'm about to get older since my birthday's a week from friday. :-)

[4N6 science]

no, you're definitely older than me. and I'm about to get older since my birthday's a week from friday. :-)

hawt, the big 19!!!

[argg_xo]

no, you're definitely older than me. and I'm about to get older since my birthday's a week from friday. :-)
did you read my wall comment i left you about your birthday?

[HelpMeSleep]

hawt, the big 19!!!
yessss. I'm excited lol.

did you read my wall comment i left you about your birthday?
yes!! sorry I have like 4 wall comments I have yet to reply to! that would be so sick minus the creeper mcgees, which btw is my new favorite phrase ever!! I'm sad I'm not in the detroit area. :-(

[argg_xo]

yessss. I'm excited lol.


yes!! sorry I have like 4 wall comments I have yet to reply to! that would be so sick minus the creeper mcgees, which btw is my new favorite phrase ever!! I'm sad I'm not in the detroit area. :-(
haha! i was like, i put a lot of thought and effort into that comment! but yeah, creeps mcgee is one of the best phrases ever! it was originated when this creepy old guy would offer skittles to all the girls that sat in the front of my A&P class a few semesters ago. total creeps mcgee.

[HelpMeSleep]

haha! i was like, i put a lot of thought and effort into that comment! but yeah, creeps mcgee is one of the best phrases ever! it was originated when this creepy old guy would offer skittles to all the girls that sat in the front of my A&P class a few semesters ago. total creeps mcgee.
hahaha creeps mcgee. I seriously love it so much. haha! I'm totally still going to reply to the comment! I just haven't gotten to any of them yet! :]

[ZoSo1886]

that's not adequate proof. you know the rule... pics or it didn't happen.


just another reason I'll likely be single forever. all the guys who will be my age will be either doing the older women or the the little high school hoebags.


hey if you are just a little less crazy than the rest of them, you stand a good chance haha

[ghostykidd]

im laming it up on the internet with this 40 yr old chick and im 23..shes smokin...she wants to get a hotel and all that jazz has 3 kids i dunno man......who cares....props to you man....and fuck you you lucky bastard in irleland and shit ....damn...pull me over there eh?

[ghostykidd]

MILFs are god' gift to 20 something males that dont want to deal with 20 something females!

amen

[Paulb-182]

You'd be surprised if you live around here. I've met 25 year olds that act like they are 15.

ahh i see! well, just gotta do what you want really

[HelpMeSleep]

hey if you are just a little less crazy than the rest of them, you stand a good chance haha
I dunno.. I'd say I'm a bit crazy... but I have lots of redeeming qualities and am a lot cooler than the majority of my gender. I even laugh at you men's sexist jokes and think most women are quite stupid really. I have very little faith in my gender though I probably shouldn't say this publicly. ;-)

[ZoSo1886]

I dunno.. I'd say I'm a bit crazy... but I have lots of redeeming qualities and am a lot cooler than the majority of my gender. I even laugh at you mens' sexist jokes and think most women are quite stupid really. I have very little faith in my gender though I probably shouldn't say this publicly. ;-)


this is kinda public, so too late haha

and it sounds like you stand a chance in the real world, a girl isnt a girl without a little bit of crazy, unfortunately.

also - great user name!

[HelpMeSleep]

this is kinda public, so too late haha

and it sounds like you stand a chance in the real world, a girl isnt a girl without a little bit of crazy, unfortunately.

also - great user name!
haha. true. oh, well. I'm honestly not that concerned.

oh, sweet. glad to know I have a chance at surviving in the real world lol.

and thanks :-)

[Paulb-182]

haha. true. oh, well. I'm honestly not that concerned.

oh, sweet. glad to know I have a chance at surviving in the real world lol.

and thanks :-)

yeah i think you'll just scrape by in the real world :)

[DaveZeroZero]

I dunno.. I'd say I'm a bit crazy... but I have lots of redeeming qualities and am a lot cooler than the majority of my gender. I even laugh at you mens' sexist jokes and think most women are quite stupid really. I have very little faith in my gender though I probably shouldn't say this publicly. ;-)
*men's

[HelpMeSleep]

yeah i think you'll just scrape by in the real world :)
good to know. thanks. :-)

*men's
thank you for that, Dave.

[DaveZeroZero]

good to know. thanks. :-)


thank you for that, Dave.
you're welcome =]

[HelpMeSleep]

you're welcome =]
you got rid of your avatar.

[JJJ]

*men's

never fails Dave, never fails.

[DaveZeroZero]

you got rid of your avatar.
yeah - it lacked a certain gravity - I may edit the old one to make it darker and more imposing.

never fails Dave, never fails.
:bow:

[JJJ]

yeah - it lacked a certain gravity - I may edit the old one to make it darker and more imposing.


:bow:

without your police avatar you cannot correct people anymore.

[DaveZeroZero]

without your police avatar you cannot correct people anymore.
Just try to stop me.

You missed a comma, by the way.

[HelpMeSleep]

yeah - it lacked a certain gravity - I may edit the old one to make it darker and more imposing.
make the grammar one darker and more imposing? or the one before that?

without your police avatar you cannot correct people anymore.
that's what I was thinking. Dave's a regular citizen now.

[DaveZeroZero]

make the grammar one darker and more imposing? or the one before that?
the grammar one. The one before that was plenty awesome, anyway.

[JJJ]

Just try to stop me.

You missed a comma, by the way.

I will !

Fuck you and your grammar, Dave. :-)

[bung]

Just try to stop me.

You missed a comma, by the way.

Actually, even though he started with a preposition, the phrase "without your police avatar" is essential to the main understanding of the sentence. So many people would say to leave it out, being that it is a relatively short sentence.

[JJJ]

Actually, even though he started with a preposition, the phrase "without your police avatar" is essential to the main understanding of the sentence. So many people would say to leave it out, being that it is a relatively short sentence.

thank you sir. :thumbup:

[HelpMeSleep]

the grammar one. The one before that was plenty awesome, anyway.
that is true. I liked that one even though I had no idea what it was from before you told me. what band was it again? and I don't think you should have the comma after awesome. makes it read weird.

[DaveZeroZero]

Actually, even though he started with a preposition, the phrase "without your police avatar" is essential to the main understanding of the sentence. So many people would say to leave it out, being that it is a relatively short sentence.
Ah, but "You cannot correct people's grammar anymore" is the main clause and would make sense without the subordinate clause that is "without your police avatar", thus meaning that "without your police avatar" additional information which, whilst being useful in grasping the full meaning of the sentence, is non-essential.

[DaveZeroZero]

that is true. I liked that one even though I had no idea what it was from before you told me. what band was it again? and I don't think you should have the comma after awesome. makes it read weird.
*weirdly

and the band was PacificUV

[bung]

Ah, but "You cannot correct people's grammar anymore" is the main clause and would make sense without the subordinate clause that is "without your police avatar", thus meaning that "without your police avatar" additional information which, whilst being useful in grasping the full meaning of the sentence, is non-essential.

In 1900 you would be correct. However, today short sentences started with prepositions allow the comma to be optional.

[HelpMeSleep]

Ah, but "You cannot correct people's grammar anymore" is the main clause and would make sense without the subordinate clause that is "without your police avatar", thus meaning that "without your police avatar" additional information which, whilst being useful in grasping the full meaning of the sentence, is non-essential.
is it weird that I think this is hot? lol

*weirdly

and the band was PacificUV
yeah, I guess it would be an adverb there. but isn't saying something reads weird the same thing as saying it sounds weird? and you wouldn't say it sounded weirdly.

[4N6 science]

is it weird that I think this is hot? lol


yeah, I guess it would be an adverb there. but isn't saying something reads weird the same thing as saying it sounds weird? and you wouldn't say it sounded weirdly.

yes it is quite weird. :-|

[DaveZeroZero]

In 1900 you would be correct. However, today short sentences started with prepositions allow the comma to be optional.
Well, for those who are ignorant, yes.

is it weird that I think this is hot? lol


yeah, I guess it would be an adverb there. but isn't saying something reads weird the same thing as saying it sounds weird? and you wouldn't say it sounded weirdly.
no, because when you say "it sounded weird", you're referring to the sound itself rather than its sounding, if you get what I mean?

and no, that's not weird =]

[HelpMeSleep]

yes it is quite weird. :-|
Hi Jon! :wave: have fun with Chelsea last night? :]
guess what movie I saw last night!

[HelpMeSleep]

no, because when you say "it sounded weird", you're referring to the sound itself rather than its sounding, if you get what I mean?

and no, that's not weird =]
yeah, I get what you mean. you're right. I wasn't think about what word "weird' modified on the last thing I said. you win. this is one reason why I willingly admit you're smarter than me. which I never do.

and good. that's good to hear =]

[DaveZeroZero]

yeah, I get what you mean. you're right. I wasn't think about what word "weird' modified on the last thing I said. you win. this is one reason why I willingly admit you're smarter than me. which I never do.

and good. that's good to hear =]
the thing is, i was never taught most of these things formally - I just pick them up =]

[4N6 science]

Hi Jon! :wave: have fun with Chelsea last night? :]
guess what movie I saw last night!

Hey there. I did have fun with chelsea if you know what I mean ;-) . What movie did you see?

[bung]

Well, for those who are ignorant, yes.


lolz, no. For those who wish to practice good writing. Flow > grammatical value. People have found that staying strict with grammatical rules often causes writing to sound rigid and stiff. That's why it gradually became acceptable to start sentences with conjunctions and commit various other grammatical "violations."

You'll probably learn this in your first freshman college writing class.

By the way, a dash would have been more appropriate after your "ignorant."

[DaveZeroZero]

lolz, no. For those who wish to practice good writing. Flow > grammatical value. People have found that staying strict with grammatical rules often causes writing to sound rigid and stiff. That's why it gradually became acceptable to start sentences with conjunctions and commit various other grammatical "violations."

You'll probably learn this in your first freshman college writing class.

By the way, a dash would have been more appropriate after your "ignorant."
I don't care that the sentence started with a preposition, I just care that the comma was missed. Petty, I know.

and no, having the comma to match the first was more appropriate.

[JJJ]

I don't care that the sentence started with a preposition, I just care that the comma was missed. Petty, I know.

and no, having the comma to match the first was more appropriate.

as long as I have Dave to correct me, I'm fine. I do still think though the badge is in order.


I'm off to class, I will chat with everyone when I get there ! :wave:

[4N6 science]

I don't care that the sentence started with a preposition, I just care that the comma was missed. Petty, I know.

and no, having the comma to match the first was more appropriate.

You tell him Dave and I will continue to type the way I always do!

[DaveZeroZero]

You tell him Dave and I will continue to type the way I always do!
you do that =]

[bung]

I don't care that the sentence started with a preposition, I just care that the comma was missed. Petty, I know.

and no, having the comma to match the first was more appropriate.

No comma was missed. It was optional. Sorry, but many first-rate editors disagree with you.

And no, it was a change of tone, so the dash would be more appropriate.

[DaveZeroZero]

No comma was missed. It was optional. Sorry, but many first-rate editors disagree with you.

And no, it was a change of tone, so the dash would be more appropriate.
If anything, I'd say that it should've been a colon.

[.invisible ink.]

this thread has taken a very disappointing turn for the worse.

[DaveZeroZero]

grammar > cougars

[HelpMeSleep]

the thing is, i was never taught most of these things formally - I just pick them up =]
me too! I mean, of course we learned some of this in school, but I didn't. when the teacher would be giving grammar lessons, I wouldn't ever follow along because I'd just be doing the homework instead, and then I'd never have grammar homework and the rest of the class would :] I've always been good at english. grammar, spelling, reading, writing - they've always come naturally. same with Spanish class. I was always horrible at speaking/listening in Spanish, but all the tenses and conjugations and moods were always effortless, and I always got A's on my essays in AP Spanish.

Hey there. I did have fun with chelsea if you know what I mean ;-) . What movie did you see?
oh, I know what you mean lol.
The Dark Knight! haha. still badass. :batman:

[.invisible ink.]

grammar > cougars

You poor disillusioned soul. There's hope for you yet.

[HelpMeSleep]

No comma was missed. It was optional. Sorry, but many first-rate editors disagree with you.

And no, it was a change of tone, so the dash would be more appropriate.
and what? are you a first-rate editor?

grammar > cougars
:nod:

[DaveZeroZero]

You poor disillusioned soul. There's hope for you yet.
You missed a comma ;-)

[.invisible ink.]

You missed a comma ;-)

where?

[ZoSo1886]

cougars > threads about cougars

[DaveZeroZero]

where?
between poor and disillusioned.

[.invisible ink.]

between poor and disillusioned.

That is a ridiculous place for a comma. I'm sorry but I'm going to have to disagree. If I had two adjectives (i.e., you poor, sad, disillusioned soul), then I would agree, but with only two descriptives no comma is required or even expected.

[HelpMeSleep]

That is a ridiculous place for a comma. I'm sorry but I'm going to have to disagree. If I had two adjectives (i.e., you poor, sad, disillusioned soul), then I would agree, but with only two descriptives no comma is required or even expected.
actually Dave's right.

[DaveZeroZero]

That is a ridiculous place for a comma. I'm sorry but I'm going to have to disagree. If I had two adjectives (i.e., you poor, sad, disillusioned soul), then I would agree, but with only two descriptives no comma is required or even expected.
Disagree all you want, I'm still right.

[DaveZeroZero]

actually Dave's right.
you, too, missed a comma :-)

[.invisible ink.]

actually Dave's right.

Back up your statement please. I would like some proof as to when someone would ever put a comma with only two adjectives. If you feel so strongly, I'm sure you or Dave could provide some solid proof.

Here's my defense: http://grammar.ccc.commnet.edu/grammar/commas.htm

Use a comma to separate coordinate adjectives. You could think of this as "That tall, distinguished, good looking fellow" rule (as opposed to "the little old lady"). If you can put an and or a but between the adjectives, a comma will probably belong there. For instance, you could say, "He is a tall and distinguished fellow" or "I live in a very old and run-down house." So you would write, "He is a tall, distinguished man" and "I live in a very old, run-down house." But you would probably not say, "She is a little and old lady," or "I live in a little and purple house," so commas would not appear between little and old or between little and purple.

[HelpMeSleep]

you, too, missed a comma :-)
lol that's true.

Back up your statement please. I would like some proof as to when someone would ever put a comma with only two adjectives. If you feel so strongly, I'm sure you or Dave could provide some solid proof.
when? pretty much always. it's common sense. that's how it's done. you wouldn't if it were an adjective like "really" or something that shows quantity, like if you were to say "really stupid" or even "fucking stupid". but normally you put a comma between two adjectives. example: Sarah Palin and the OP of the "I'm an idiot" thread are both ridiculous, stupid twats. it just doesn't work to say ridiculous stupid without a comma.

[.invisible ink.]

lol that's true.


when? pretty much always. it's common sense. that's how it's done. you wouldn't if it were an adjective like "really" or something that shows quantity, like if you were to say "really stupid" or even "fucking stupid". but normally you put a comma between two adjectives. example: Sarah Palin and the OP of the "I'm an idiot" thread are both ridiculous, stupid twats. it just doesn't work to say ridiculous stupid without a comma.

I was describing Dave. As per my post above, would you write "little, old lady" or would you write "little old lady"?

[HelpMeSleep]

I was describing Dave. As per my post above, would you write "little, old lady" or would you write "little old lady"?
you were describing Dave what?

little old lady is correct as is. poor disillusioned soul is not.

[.invisible ink.]

you were describing Dave what?

little old lady is correct as is. poor disillusioned soul is not.

I was describing Dave as a poor disillusioned soul just as if I had described him as a little old lady. The grammar is correct. If you insist on stating that I am incorrect, I would like to reiterate that I require written proof. Thank you.

[HelpMeSleep]

I was describing Dave as a poor disillusioned soul just as if I had described him as a little old lady. The grammar is correct. If you insist on stating that I am incorrect, I would like to reiterate that I require written proof. Thank you.
as I have to leave for work, I don't have time to find written proof for you, nor do I care to anyway.
there's a difference, but I don't really care if you use incorrect grammar. if you want to ignorantly think you're right because "Dave is the same as a little old lady", that's just fine with me.

[bung]

Sorry, you're both wrong. They both need commas.

Proof. (http://englishplus.com/grammar/00000072.htm)

As for Dave saying a colon would be more appropriate than a dash: No. Not even close. Colons are used in very long sentences most commonly, often replacing conjunctions (although not always). I'm not going to explain the entire rules here. Dashes are used when a change of tone is noticeable. I'll let you search the internets yourself (if you so desire) to see that I am right and you wrong.

[Take colon and exchange it for semi-colon in that description! Oops!] You could maybe use a colon, but a dash would still be most appropriate.

[.invisible ink.]

Sorry, you're both wrong. They both need commas.

Proof. (http://englishplus.com/grammar/00000072.htm)

As for Dave saying a colon would be more appropriate than a dash: No. Not even close. Colons are used in very long sentences most commonly, often replacing conjunctions (although not always). I'm not going to explain the entire rules here. Dashes are used when a change of tone is noticeable. I'll let you search the internets yourself (if you so desire) to see that I am right and you wrong.

that would be a semi-colon, oh grammar god.

[bung]

that would be a semi-colon, oh grammar god.

You have bested me, Comma Queen!

[4N6 science]

oh, I know what you mean lol.
The Dark Knight! haha. still badass. :batman:

Where did you get to see dark knight?

[bung]

Ha, I downloaded a torrent of the Dark Knight and it's one of those very early ones that reads at the bottom at various times during the movie: This Film Is Property Of *insert whatever studio it is here*. Copy Is Prohibited. Or something like that.

[4N6 science]

Alright, let's all stop talking about grammar. We're not in English class. Reading all of this gives me a headache. Now I hope no one here wants to cause me any distress.

[ZoSo1886]

less grammar more cougars!

[4N6 science]

less grammar more cougars!

I concur!


cougars!

[HelpMeSleep]

Sorry, you're both wrong. They both need commas.
what both needs commas?

Where did you get to see dark knight?
just my regular old movie theater, regal :] my friend called me to go to the movies with him last night and when I got there he tells me three movies I'd never heard of that we could go see. and I was just like uh what are they about and he didn't even know. so then I was just like TDK starts in 5 minutes can we pleeease just go see that instead? and then I treated him since his birthday was a few days ago and I'm like the nicest person ever. :-)

Alright, let's all stop talking about grammar. We're not in English class. Reading all of this gives me a headache. Now I hope no one here wants to cause me any distress.
:-( aww I don't want to cause you distress. but Dave's grammar lessons kind of turn me on.

[DaveZeroZero]

I was describing Dave as a poor disillusioned soul just as if I had described him as a little old lady. The grammar is correct. If you insist on stating that I am incorrect, I would like to reiterate that I require written proof. Thank you.
he was a poor and disillusioned soul.

It fits your rule, it needs a comma.

Fuck yeah.

[4N6 science]

what both needs commas?


just my regular old movie theater, regal :] my friend called me to go to the movies with him last night and when I got there he tells me three movies I'd never heard of that we could go see. and I was just like uh what are they about and he didn't even know. so then I was just like TDK starts in 5 minutes can we pleeease just go see that instead? and then I treated him since his birthday was a few days ago and I'm like the nicest person ever. :-)


:-( aww I don't want to cause you distress. but Dave's grammar lessons kind of turn me on.

you know what turns me on?

when you talk about dave's grammar lesson turning you on!

[HelpMeSleep]

you know what turns me on?

when you talk about dave's grammar lesson turning you on!
oh really?

Dave's sweet grammatical pwn right above your post definitely turned me on.
are you turned on?

[4N6 science]

oh really?

Dave's sweet grammatical pwn right above your post definitely turned me on.
are you turned on?

yes, as of now I have a pretty good boner going.

[DaveZeroZero]

yes, as of now I have a pretty good boner going.
bdoooiiiiingg!

[4N6 science]

bdoooiiiiingg!

Dave keep showing off your grammatical prowess. Cause if she's turned on then so am I.

[DaveZeroZero]

Dave keep showing off your grammatical prowess. Cause if she's turned on then so am I.
I just corrected an email sent to me by the chief editor of our school magazine.

FLAWLESS PWN!

[HelpMeSleep]

yes, as of now I have a pretty good boner going.
hahaha.

Dave keep showing off your grammatical prowess. Cause if she's turned on then so am I.
yes, Dave, please keep it up. it makes everyone happy. :nod:

[HelpMeSleep]

I just corrected an email sent to me by the chief editor of our school magazine.

FLAWLESS PWN!
:flirt:

I thought you were the editor?

[DaveZeroZero]

:flirt:

I thought you were the editor?
I'm on the editing team. I'm running for the Chief Student Editor position, though. He's the teacher in charge of it all.

[HelpMeSleep]

I'm on the editing team. I'm running for the Chief Student Editor position, though. He's the teacher in charge of it all.
oh, sweet. so you didn't just correct the chief editor. you corrected a teacher. flawless pwn indeed.

[sjb2k1]

i came to post in here and realized i've already posted in this thread. on the first page. i stick with my original advice.

[DaveZeroZero]

oh, sweet. so you didn't just correct the chief editor. you corrected a teacher. flawless pwn indeed.
You bet =]

[4N6 science]

hahaha.

It's not a laughing matter, this needs serious attention ASAP!

[HelpMeSleep]

It's not a laughing matter, this needs serious attention ASAP!
textsext Chelsea?

[4N6 science]

textsext Chelsea?

maybe I will?!?!?! can I textsext you?!?! no that wouldnt be good. I'm really drunk btw

[thesafeword]

especially for a girl on the internet? ha.
but thankyou :)
Oh, you're welcome. Haha.

And Dave, stop with the grammar, you're from the UK and you mostly speak British words. Leave English, and everything else, to the Americans! USA! USA! USA!

[HelpMeSleep]

maybe I will?!?!?! can I textsext you?!?! no that wouldnt be good. I'm really drunk btw
haha. no, it wouldn't :] yay for drunk APing! I need to do it sometime!