What the hell?

[MuEmpires]

This is a total emo thread, but stick with me on it.

Ight I dated this girl for a week, we got along great and whatnot. We only went out for a week, well cus when I was drinking one night I said some shit to her on the phone, she got pissed and broke up with me.

We didnt talk for a week, I got AIM one day and she was on, she Imed. I just said hi and the normal crap people say. Then I find out a couple days later she is already going out with some new guy. I didnt really care.

Then she started calling me all the time, she ims me and e-mails me. I answer the phone and answer the ims sometimes when I feel like it. I was with a buddy, we were going to a local hardcore show. She was there with her boyfriend on the back of his car making out.

They both looked and I said hi. Well her BF left and she came and said hi, I said hi back. We talked for a while, nothing special. Then after the show I was with all my friends and she came up and asked for a ride him, I just told her I couldnt well cus we were going to meet up with some other people at a party.

My phone rang, it was on the seat of my car, she leaned in the car and picked it up, it was my friend nicole (already drunk) she said "hey, come over now, bedroom is open" my ex, ashley handed the phone to me, she got kinda pissed, she was saying to me "How the hell can you do this to me?" I was confused, I just told her "we are not going out anymore" she said "I know but still."

I just laughed and told her that she was the one already going out with another guy, she then said fuck you. So I just opened my door and left, she just stood there looking at me. She is still calling me all the time, its weird cus she is still going out with the other guy.

Now her boyfriend wants to fight me for some reason, he calls me telling him to meet him somewhere. I just tell him he is a waste of time, I always say his girl is the one calling me, im not calling her.

Hes an idiot, came over to my house last night when I was having some people over. My buddy answerd the door and let him in, he came in and swung at my and hit me in my jaw. So I just took my beer bottle and nailed him in the head. He dropped, I put him in the backseat of my car and drove to Ashleys house and left him on the pourch.

She keeps on calling saying she wants to hang out, so far she has called 3 times today. She is just saying she needs to ask me something. Fuck she is on my nerves.

How the hell do I get her off my sack?

[SingleDoubt]

So I just took my beer bottle and nailed him in the head. He dropped, I put him in the backseat of my car and drove to Ashleys house and left him on the pourch.

hahahaha! thats awesome. but honestly, i have no idea. she seems like an idiot. just talk to her and say "i'm done with you, leave me alone" she'll probably get the message after that

[Sureshot182]

wow, that is a fucked up story. but yes, the beer bottle part, GOOD JOB. hahaha, that is awesome. yeah, i'd ask her what she's doing. the fact she has a new bf and seems to want you...that is weird. i'd tell her to make up her mind allready or leave you alone.

[Greg]

tell her to get on her knees and then fuck off

[13th hour]

dude, just fuck her.

and then never answer her phone calls or IMs. Its simple.

[Greg]

dude, just fuck her.

and then never answer her phone calls or IMs. Its simple.
hahaha yep

[loser 101]

dood that sucks. sounds like one of my friends. she keeps bothering this guy who has no interest in her. the only difference is she never went out with him. this is what you could do.

dont answer when she calls. block her number if you want to go the extreme. tell her that you want her to stop calling you and talking to you. tell her that she is wasting your time.

i think that was pathetic for the guy to come to your house. that is pretty fucked up. tell your friend nicole, to go to her house and hit her in the jaw. that would maybe get the point. or you could setup a time to do something with her, but instead take one of your friends that is a girl, and say oh im sorry, but plans just came up. make sure you say just. it will get the imporance, that she isnt imporant.

some girls just dont get it. maybe shes lost or something. but its not right for her to keep bothering you.

ahhh i hope i helped you out! im soo not good at giving advice. : (

[13th hour]

Youre also apparently not very good at sentence fluency, basic grammar, or spelling for that matter.

[loser 101]

Youre also apparently not very good at sentence fluency, basic grammar, or spelling for that matter.

i dont care about that. whenever i have to write 'perfect' i do so. why should it matter here? im not tryin to impress anyone.

[13th hour]

Because its common knowledge that "language is what binds people together."

So, please, for the love of God, quit butchering English.

[loser 101]

Because its common knowledge that "language is what binds people together."

So, please, for the love of God, quit butchering English.

CHILL!!!! omg, i never dealt with ppl like you on any other boards. this is pathetic.

[13th hour]

Im going to keep on giving you shit until you either write properly or you leave.

Seriosly, the run on sentences, lacks of commas, that type of stuff, that doesnt bother me that much, but what drives me up the fucking wall is "ppl" "omg" "cuz" thnx" or any other retarted abbreviation you have for words.

[loser 101]

Im going to keep on giving you shit until you either write properly or you leave.

Seriosly, the run on sentences, lacks of commas, that type of stuff, that doesnt bother me that much, but what drives me up the fucking wall is "ppl" "omg" "cuz" thnx" or any other retarted abbreviation you have for words.

i will not leave. i will not stop. omg. look. short sentences. say what? now. bitch. shut the fuck up.

seriosly? what the fuck is that? i dont know that word. i dont. sorry.

whats wrong with you. your not my teacher. i will not use commas, i will not use abbr. I WILL NOT! not for you! not for anyone! what the fuck?

your a poser. yes you are. a sad lil poser. until u cant see that, then go somewhere and realize it. bye!

[loser 101]

Im going to keep on giving you shit until you either write properly or you leave.

Seriosly, the run on sentences, lacks of commas, that type of stuff, that doesnt bother me that much, but what drives me up the fucking wall is "ppl" "omg" "cuz" thnx" or any other retarted abbreviation you have for words.
and yes i forgot. you give me shit, i will give it back. only it will be hell. goodbye!

[turtlefootrx]

whoa there partner. the man said he didnt like the abbreviations. not telling you to use them. but whats ironic is that you used ABBR to abbreviate a word in a sentence in which you said you would not use abbreviations.

eh eh?

in response to the point of this thread...

tell her shes fat. thats a good way to get a girl pissed at you.

or create a nemises. whichever comes first.

[13th hour]

your a poser. yes you are. a sad lil poser. until u cant see that, then go somewhere and realize it. bye!
I got the expected level of stupidity from your post, but this line stopped me cold. Care to explain this? Come on, we'll see if you have any idea what the fuck you are talking about.

[ShoeSh1ne]

Because its common knowledge that "language is what binds people together."

So, please, for the love of God, quit butchering English.

ROFL!

[xoxjessxox]

if you want to get rid of her just tell her the feelings aren't there... tell her she has a boyfriend and you dont give a shit about her anymore... make sure its brutally honest or she will keep coming back.. then you must make sure you dont answer the phone or her ims or anything until she gets the hint... she will stop

[MuEmpires]

I already told her all that I dont want to see her and or talk to her, she just does get it through her thick skull, I should have hit her in the head with the bottle.

Anyways yea that guy hasnt said a word to me, I was playing basketball in my front yard, he came over and wanted to play. I just laughed and told him to get his ass outa here.

[commatosa]

I already told her all that I dont want to see her and or talk to her, she just does get it through her thick skull, I should have hit her in the head with the bottle.

Anyways yea that guy hasnt said a word to me, I was playing basketball in my front yard, he came over and wanted to play. I just laughed and told him to get his ass outa here.

Okay, you obviously pride yourself on being a player. That's a bad thing. It's not cool to treat girls like shit. When you do things like that they will start to hate you (ie send their boyfriend after you). Sure you didn't deserve a guy coming after you but she broke up with you cause you said some mean shit when you were drunk and then you had the nerve to be a dickhead to her afterwards? Okay mister future-abusive-alcoholic-husband. You should have been on your knees begging for forgiveness the next day. And she's obviously trying to make you jealous. BUT, I say screw her. Since you already screwed yourself you need to continue being harsh until she leaves you alone. I hope you learned your lesson--> Don't be a womanizer! It doesn't make you as cool as you think you are.

[Juliet R Delta]

show HER this thread - she'll never talk to you again!
if that's what you REALLY want...

[xoxjessxox]

Okay, you obviously pride yourself on being a player. That's a bad thing. It's not cool to treat girls like shit. When you do things like that they will start to hate you (ie send their boyfriend after you). Sure you didn't deserve a guy coming after you but she broke up with you cause you said some mean shit when you were drunk and then you had the nerve to be a dickhead to her afterwards? Okay mister future-abusive-alcoholic-husband. You should have been on your knees begging for forgiveness the next day. And she's obviously trying to make you jealous. BUT, I say screw her. Since you already screwed yourself you need to continue being harsh until she leaves you alone. I hope you learned your lesson--> Don't be a womanizer! It doesn't make you as cool as you think you are.

ok you tell him its bad 2 treat her like shit.. what do you expect him to do?.. just sit there while she annoys the shit outta him? id tell her off if i were him

[SonEric84]

hahahaha! thats awesome.


hahaha I agree that kicked ass.

[MuEmpires]

Okay, you obviously pride yourself on being a player. That's a bad thing. It's not cool to treat girls like shit. When you do things like that they will start to hate you (ie send their boyfriend after you). Sure you didn't deserve a guy coming after you but she broke up with you cause you said some mean shit when you were drunk and then you had the nerve to be a dickhead to her afterwards? Okay mister future-abusive-alcoholic-husband. You should have been on your knees begging for forgiveness the next day. And she's obviously trying to make you jealous. BUT, I say screw her. Since you already screwed yourself you need to continue being harsh until she leaves you alone. I hope you learned your lesson--> Don't be a womanizer! It doesn't make you as cool as you think you are.
Shes like a fucking stalker, she called me who knows how many times after I said that crap when I was drunk. I wouldnt answer my phone after like the 5th phone call, then she would just randomly show up at my house. I mean that shit is kinda creapy. So yea thats why I dont want to talk to her.

[commatosa]

Shes like a fucking stalker, she called me who knows how many times after I said that crap when I was drunk. I wouldnt answer my phone after like the 5th phone call, then she would just randomly show up at my house. I mean that shit is kinda creapy. So yea thats why I dont want to talk to her.

I know I know. But, all I was saying is that you shouldn't have let it go this far. Now that you're at this point the only choice that you do have is to be mean to her until she stops trying. Just don't talk to her ever. Avoid her for like a year and she'll eventually get the point and stop trying.

[MuEmpires]

I know I know. But, all I was saying is that you shouldn't have let it go this far. Now that you're at this point the only choice that you do have is to be mean to her until she stops trying. Just don't talk to her ever. Avoid her for like a year and she'll eventually get the point and stop trying.
Thats what I was trying to do, but its hard when I dont answer phone calls then 10 minutes she is at my apartment knocking on the door till someone answers, then my roomate gets sick of it and just answers it. She calls all my buddys to see what were are doing sometimes, and just meets up with us, its kinda hard. Or she will just come over and follow us. I mean I tried to be nice to her, I am nice to her. But there isnt any other way to get her off my jock.

[MrChainsaw389]

I would do what the other guy said, screw her then stop answering her calls and IMs

[MuEmpires]

eeewwww I went to my buddys house today to watch some more band of brothers. Well what do I know I walk in sit down, and her she comes outa the bedroom. I didnt say much but hi and whatnot. I was surprised she was there. Anyways yea I asked this girl I am talking to which her name is Nicole to come over. So Ashley left to get food with her friend, came back like a hour later and saw nicole over.

We were sitting next to each other cuddling, ashley come up and slapped me. She said "What the hell are you doing?" I was stunned. I told her to get the hell out, led her out the door and locked it behind her. Then she left her pizza inside, so we ate it.

[Tyler Revolution]

eeewwww I went to my buddys house today to watch some more band of brothers. Well what do I know I walk in sit down, and her she comes outa the bedroom. I didnt say much but hi and whatnot. I was surprised she was there. Anyways yea I asked this girl I am talking to which her name is Nicole to come over. So Ashley left to get food with her friend, came back like a hour later and saw nicole over.

We were sitting next to each other cuddling, ashley come up and slapped me. She said "What the hell are you doing?" I was stunned. I told her to get the hell out, led her out the door and locked it behind her. Then she left her pizza inside, so we ate it.


That's stupid man, what a bitch. At least you got free pizza.

[MuEmpires]

That's stupid man, what a bitch. At least you got free pizza.
Hell yea, nicole wanted to go to her house, and pound on the door. Then start making out on her doorstep, but that would of been mean

[SonEric84]

haha Free pizza rules. That chick got OWNED.

[MuEmpires]

The best part is, she went to the front window, and tried looking in. Then my buddy opened the blinds, and she saw us eating the pizza. She started pouning on the window, so we just turned up the tv

[13th hour]

you rock.

[xoxjessxox]

Hell yea, nicole wanted to go to her house, and pound on the door. Then start making out on her doorstep, but that would of been mean

yea it would of been mean but you have to admit it would have been hilarious to see the look on her face.

[MuEmpires]

yea it would of been mean but you have to admit it would have been hilarious to see the look on her face.
I dont think I would of been able to see the look on her face, she would of slaped me so hard it would mess up my vision.

[xoxjessxox]

I dont think I would of been able to see the look on her face, she would of slaped me so hard it would mess up my vision.

haha yea thats true.. that woulda sucked gettin slapped like that

[Lets Deja Vu]

haha yea thats true.. that woulda sucked gettin slapped like that
It would. But if you think about it, it would be way worth it.

[xoxjessxox]

It would. But if you think about it, it would be way worth it.

hell yea it would be worth it... i would pay to see you do that to her... i got a dollar :lol2:

[blink182tomchik]

tell her to fuckoff and leave you alone! she broke up with u and started dating some guy several days later. what the hell?

[Lets Deja Vu]

LOL you need to hear this. Last night there is this loca High School is in the top 20 in the country. My buddy and I have nothing better to do so we went to the game. Well come to relealize, someone was tapping me on the shoulder and it was Ashleys boyfriend, he was saying whats up and tried to shake my hand. I didnt do anything and just turned around, well he came and sat next to me.
He said "What the hell is your problem?"
I told him "Your simply a little bitch, step the fuck back."
he said "No, ill fuck you up you pussy."
I laughed soooo damn hard in his face. I looked down at his hands and he was clenching his fists.
I said "What hell are you gunna do, your a joke and you know it. Go back to your house, sit on your bed and cry. Then come back to me, get down on your knees and tell me your sorry, then get the fuck outa her. Then come near me again and ill knock your ass out again."
He stood up yelling shit, Then I stood up to him and he turned around and walked away.

[xoxjessxox]

LOL you need to hear this. Last night there is this loca High School is in the top 20 in the country. My buddy and I have nothing better to do so we went to the game. Well come to relealize, someone was tapping me on the shoulder and it was Ashleys boyfriend, he was saying whats up and tried to shake my hand. I didnt do anything and just turned around, well he came and sat next to me.
He said "What the hell is your problem?"
I told him "Your simply a little bitch, step the fuck back."
he said "No, ill fuck you up you pussy."
I laughed soooo damn hard in his face. I looked down at his hands and he was clenching his fists.
I said "What hell are you gunna do, your a joke and you know it. Go back to your house, sit on your bed and cry. Then come back to me, get down on your knees and tell me your sorry, then get the fuck outa her. Then come near me again and ill knock your ass out again."
He stood up yelling shit, Then I stood up to him and he turned around and walked away.

you should of just kicked his ass before saying anything... but yea you were the bigger man so good job... lol

[Lets Deja Vu]

hes a little bitch, what can I say. Its not even worth it

[Lets Deja Vu]

HAHAHA Last night at a party, she was there drunk off her ass, well so was I and everyone else. But anyways she started to lay on me, and she wanted me to pretty much give it to her. Even though I was drunk, I still knew. So I walked with her to the bedroom, opened the door for her when she walked in I closed it and walked away.

[PunkDrums182]

did you ever see swimfan?

[Lets Deja Vu]

did you ever see swimfan?
yea lol thats what one of my buddys was saying

[blink182tomchik]

She wanted you to fuck her! LOL she is an annoying bitch. How did you ever go out with her? Haha.... I bet the best thing she's ever done for you is give you free pizza (even though it was accidental)

[PunkDrums182]

She wanted you to fuck her! LOL she is an annoying bitch. How did you ever go out with her? Haha.... I bet the best thing she's ever done for you is give you free pizza (even though it was accidental)
Ever see the movie, the virgin suicides?

[SK_mo]

Ever see the movie, the virgin suicides?
awesome movie

[Lets Deja Vu]

yea the free pizza was pretty tight.

So today I came home from shopping (went early christmans shopping, before the crowds) but she was over chillin with my roomate. I said hi and whatnot, then I asked her if I could borrow $5 for a pack of cigs, and she gave me the money. I went and got some, then came back to the house and didnt talk to her.

[xoxjessxox]

that would be one way to get rid of her... just use her for her money and then dont talk to her... lol awesome!

[Lets Deja Vu]

that would be one way to get rid of her... just use her for her money and then dont talk to her... lol awesome!
I mean I dont talk to her, and she still insists of giving me money, so ill take it with no problem.

[xoxjessxox]

I mean I dont talk to her, and she still insists of giving me money, so ill take it with no problem.

haha awesome... thats the way to do it

[when 4ever ends]

tell her shes fat. thats a good way to get a girl pissed at you.

or create a nemises. whichever comes first.


yeah its also a good way to get her anorexic

cant spell..

[Lets Deja Vu]

LOL she stopped by my house last night, my roomate opened the door and wanted to piss me off so he let her in. Only to find out that neither of them new I had a girl up in my room chillin with me, damn it was funny.

[xoxjessxox]

LOL she stopped by my house last night, my roomate opened the door and wanted to piss me off so he let her in. Only to find out that neither of them new I had a girl up in my room chillin with me, damn it was funny.

o god.. what did she do?

[No Control]

Hey you already kicked the crap out of her boyfriend, its not like he'll come and try and beat you up again, Have a ball dude.

[xoxjessxox]

Hey you already kicked the crap out of her boyfriend, its not like he'll come and try and beat you up again, Have a ball dude.

what the hell are you talking about?

[Lets Deja Vu]

Who knows, he is already trying to start shit again. I told him to come over to my place and we will box, and he wont. He said some of my friends might jump him, I just laughed and said "you will need your friends to jump me".

When she walked in, she kinda paused with a stunned look on her face. She yelled "How could you chad?" and walked out.

[xoxjessxox]

Who knows, he is already trying to start shit again. I told him to come over to my place and we will box, and he wont. He said some of my friends might jump him, I just laughed and said "you will need your friends to jump me".

When she walked in, she kinda paused with a stunned look on her face. She yelled "How could you chad?" and walked out.

i would be so pissed at my roommate for letting her in.. but i guess you got her back for coming over. and her boyfriend is a total a**... i say the next time he says something just throw a punch and see what he does... sure fighting is stupid but if hes not gonna stop then just hit him.

[Lets Deja Vu]

i would be so pissed at my roommate for letting her in.. but i guess you got her back for coming over. and her boyfriend is a total a**... i say the next time he says something just throw a punch and see what he does... sure fighting is stupid but if hes not gonna stop then just hit him.
I mean I knocked him out with a flippin bear bottle, isnt that enough?


Ill let him throw the first punch if he really wants to fight, so then I can beat his ass even harder.

[xoxjessxox]

I mean I knocked him out with a flippin bear bottle, isnt that enough?


Ill let him throw the first punch if he really wants to fight, so then I can beat his ass even harder.

yea i guess that would be a good way to do it... if he doesn't get the point from you knocking him out then hes obviously such a friggin retard that he should get his a** beat

[Lets Deja Vu]

Hes an idiot simple as that.

[sleepygrlgreen]

you know...it's girls like that that really give the rest of us a bad rep. though, i do dislike a great majority of the girls that i meet. i dunno man. this girl sounds like a nut job. just stay clear of her and she'll get the clue...hopefully sooner than later. but really, this girl.... gaaaaaaaah! ::punches:: you know though, i can't help but feel kinda bad for her...but at the same time.. quite annoyed. i can only imagine how you must be feeling.

but yes...enough of my ramblings. what's happening with her now?

[Lets Deja Vu]

you know...it's girls like that that really give the rest of us a bad rep. though, i do dislike a great majority of the girls that i meet. i dunno man. this girl sounds like a nut job. just stay clear of her and she'll get the clue...hopefully sooner than later. but really, this girl.... gaaaaaaaah! ::punches:: you know though, i can't help but feel kinda bad for her...but at the same time.. quite annoyed. i can only imagine how you must be feeling.

but yes...enough of my ramblings. what's happening with her now?
umm she is still buzy trying to get with me again. It is kinda sad though, I do feel sorry for her but not enough to hook up with her. I have tried everything to make her not like me anymore and it seems not to work.

I was talking with my mom on the phone the other day, she was just telling me to ignore her at all costs. If she talks just ignore it, comes over just ignore her, no matter what. It will be hard to be mean like that but I think it will work.

[sleepygrlgreen]

umm she is still buzy trying to get with me again. It is kinda sad though, I do feel sorry for her but not enough to hook up with her. I have tried everything to make her not like me anymore and it seems not to work.

I was talking with my mom on the phone the other day, she was just telling me to ignore her at all costs. If she talks just ignore it, comes over just ignore her, no matter what. It will be hard to be mean like that but I think it will work.


ya, i really don't know what else you could do. i hope she gets it through her mind that you want her to leave you alone. good luck dude.

[Lets Deja Vu]

lol thanks, just ignoring her all the way is the best thing I think

[xoxjessxox]

lol thanks, just ignoring her all the way is the best thing I think

ignoring people or calling them fat is the best way to get rid of them...

[Brit_Ben]

yea i guess that would be a good way to do it... if he doesn't get the point from you knocking him out then hes obviously such a friggin retard that he should get his a** beat

what you gotta do is when he goes to throw one step in to him so he only gets a small few inches of punch n then your in so close u can batter him. Then have a big boot party on his head.........that will pretty much scare him off for good.

[Lets Deja Vu]

I can kick his ass sooo damn easy its not even funny

[xoxjessxox]

I can kick his ass sooo damn easy its not even funny

then you should just do it and get it over with... there is no point in waiting for him to come to you.. cuz youll prolly wait a long time.

[Brit_Ben]

go out and by a pair of Alpha Rangers and stomp him!!! skinhead stylee :wink3:

[Lets Deja Vu]

then you should just do it and get it over with... there is no point in waiting for him to come to you.. cuz youll prolly wait a long time.
There is no point to, I already did it 2 times. I am not gunna go outa my way to do it when I am not worried about it. If he comes to me about it then ill do it.

[xoxjessxox]

go out and by a pair of Alpha Rangers and stomp him!!! skinhead stylee :wink3:

now that is some great advice lol

[Lets Deja Vu]

He left a message on my cell a hour ago, havnt listened yet

[xoxjessxox]

He left a message on my cell a hour ago, havnt listened yet

well when you listen to it let us know what it says

[Lets Deja Vu]

Says he is sorry, ill fuck him up when I see him for being a pussy

[xoxjessxox]

Says he is sorry, ill fuck him up when I see him for being a pussy

hahaha do it! lol

[Lets Deja Vu]

LOL he is a joke, left another message saying sorry and whatnot. I think its kinda funny

[xoxjessxox]

LOL he is a joke, left another message saying sorry and whatnot. I think its kinda funny

wow.. what a fucking failure.. i bet his father is real proud of him for being a man like that