i will be a freshman

[hairypotter]

can somebody give me some advice i start wednesday nd im kinda scared :$

[anamericangod]

Get drunk as fuck.

[hairypotter]

Get drunk as fuck.


ok should i write this down

[industrialbelt]

/thread

[&IllBeTheReason]

Don't get a boyfriend.
That was mistake #1 for me. Which somehow fell into mistakes number 2 and so forth.

[AP_Punk]

Get a girlfriend. That's what you should've done too ^^^

[anamericangod]

Try to get pregnant. That way the baby is your #1 priority, and you don't have to worry about your classes as much.

[AP_Punk]

Makes school so much easier to deal with.

[&IllBeTheReason]

Also, try not to post any serious threads. Exhibit A^^^

[hairypotter]

Try to get pregnant. That way the baby is your #1 priority, and you don't have to worry about your classes as much.


but i have a purity ring

[hairypotter]

Don't get a boyfriend.
That was mistake #1 for me. Which somehow fell into mistakes number 2 and so forth.

huh

[anamericangod]

but i have a purity ring

Take it off.

[hairypotter]

Take it off.
idk... what if I go to hell

[anamericangod]

idk... what if I go to hell

What if you don't? There's only one way to find out.

[hairypotter]

What if you don't? There's only one way to find out.

but the bible says...

[Poultrylicious]

i had a friend who had a purity ring once and decided to take it off. needless to say she exploded then and there.

[hairypotter]

thats a lie

[ActionActionFan]

this is a really shitty fake account

/thread

[altemose09]

don't let all the year 7 wizards get to you
i can't believe you're telling all these muggles you're going to hogwarts. i thought it was against the rules?

[AP_Punk]

Oh and don't listen to &I'llBeTheReason.

:nod:

[shit stroll]

but the bible says...
harry potter novels are the work of satan.

[&IllBeTheReason]

Oh and don't listen to &I'llBeTheReason.

:nod:
Hey! not nice.

[KStrat]

don't let all the year 7 wizards get to you
i can't believe you're telling all these muggles you're going to hogwarts. i thought it was against the rules?

fo' reahlz.

[rollerman4221]

harry potter novels are the work of satan.

The church actually did condone these books as works of satin. So since your already fucked you might as well get the naughty shit out of the way

[b3c00l_0ldSk00l]

well if she does take off that purity ring, she is going straight to hell. God only accepts pure people into his holy kingdom.

:)

[coltenTALK]

You're hopeless.

[Somechild]

join a club. i didnt.

[Broken Parachute]

Get involved with a lot of shit. Join clubs, try out for teams, go to games.

[anamericangod]

The church actually did condone these books as works of satin. So since your already fucked you might as well get the naughty shit out of the way

Works of satin? Sounds smooth...

well if she does take off that purity ring, she is going straight to hell. God only accepts pure people into his holy kingdom.

:)

That's okay, she can always sign a prom promise.

join a club. i didnt.

Hahahahaha.

[b3c00l_0ldSk00l]

Works of satin? Sounds smooth...



That's okay, she can always sign a prom promise.



Hahahahaha.


haha yeah, needless to say she will still be going to hell. XD

[AP_Punk]

Hey! not nice.

:pet:

[crookedneighbor]

Don't fuck anyone you don't trust.

ben.

[YeahRiight]

can somebody give me some advice i start wednesday nd im kinda scared :$

Hogwarts starts on Wednesday??? Fuck, I guess I didn't get accepted this year...