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[Kholint]

I Just Axe Murdered My Whole Family Shit What Do I Do?

[Tyler Revolution]

Use the axe to cut your wang off. I dare you.

[13th hour]

I actually found that pretty funny.

[myemptylove4u]

i would actually find your death pretty funny.

your lack of humor disgusts me....

[LoserlyFirefly]

Use the axe to cut your wang off. I dare you.

that...we don't need you procreating

[Greg]

lets keep the death threats to a minimal... some people take this stupid shit seriously. suicides not cool at all.

[mirtizzle]

i love when people Type Everything Like This, i don't know why it amuses me

[commatosa]

I Just Axe Murdered My Whole Family Shit What Do I Do?

Since their bodies are already cut into pieces, pack their bodies into freezer bags, piece by piece and pack them with salt (so the police dogs can't sniff them). Then go out, WAY out into the middle of nowhere and bury their bodies. Also, clean up the mess and take their car and crash it and torch it. It will make it look like they ran away from you and they tried to stage their death. And make sure you call in the missing person report.

[mOvielife99]

you've done this before, haven't you?

[Tyler Revolution]

Since their bodies are already cut into pieces, pack their bodies into freezer bags, piece by piece and pack them with salt (so the police dogs can't sniff them). Then go out, WAY out into the middle of nowhere and bury their bodies. Also, clean up the mess and take their car and crash it and torch it. It will make it look like they ran away from you and they tried to stage their death. And make sure you call in the missing person report.


Yeah... I'm sorry no. Just do what I said before, cut your wang off with the axe.

[SonEric84]

This is stupid.

[venus/bacchus]

Since their bodies are already cut into pieces, pack their bodies into freezer bags, piece by piece and pack them with salt (so the police dogs can't sniff them). Then go out, WAY out into the middle of nowhere and bury their bodies. Also, clean up the mess and take their car and crash it and torch it. It will make it look like they ran away from you and they tried to stage their death. And make sure you call in the missing person report.
Apparently you've never seen Snatch...

Bones can always be found, no matter how far into the middle of nowhere you go.

Here's what you need to do. Chop the bodies up into as small of pieces as you can, then head to a farm in the middle of the night. Take the pieces and distribute them among the pigs. Pigs will eat everything, including the bone. You can't lose. Good luck.

[commatosa]

Apparently you've never seen Snatch...

Bones can always be found, no matter how far into the middle of nowhere you go.

Here's what you need to do. Chop the bodies up into as small of pieces as you can, then head to a farm in the middle of the night. Take the pieces and distribute them among the pigs. Pigs will eat everything, including the bone. You can't lose. Good luck.

I have seen snatch, I just forgot about the pig thingy. Don't they also do that in one of the silence of the lamb movies? I think maybe Hannibal.

[KarolaBloch]

feed them to the homeless.. duh, do a good deed.

[Hilikus]

Pull a donner party. I ate my family myself.

[MaybeOneDay]

I bet I can stick this 9 iron in your ass before you can axe murder my family.

[LoserlyFirefly]

lets keep the death threats to a minimal... some people take this stupid shit seriously. suicides not cool at all.

just incase you were talking to me...
that wasn't a death threat.
suicide is not cool at all.

[Greg]

just incase you were talking to me...
that wasn't a death threat.
suicide is not cool at all.

alright... yea suicide is one of the worst things ever. my friend commited suicide last fall. 2nd worst experience of my life. and it will probably stay no 2 forever.

[LoserlyFirefly]

alright... yea suicide is one of the worst things ever. my friend commited suicide last fall. 2nd worst experience of my life. and it will probably stay no 2 forever.

i'm sorry about your friend. a friend of my brother's committed suicide a couple years ago. i didn't know him but it still affected me and i still think about it a lot.

[venus/bacchus]

I have seen snatch, I just forgot about the pig thingy. Don't they also do that in one of the silence of the lamb movies? I think maybe Hannibal.
Oh that's true, I forgot about that. But I think in Hannibal the person's still alive when the pigs get them.

[Greg]

i'm sorry about your friend. a friend of my brother's committed suicide a couple years ago. i didn't know him but it still affected me and i still think about it a lot.

yea... suicide doesnt effect just one person. or even that persons friends. but that persons family and his/hers friends family and the whole community gets effected. it's a horrible thing.

[chelz0r]

some people just have a sick sense of humor.
but, it's funny when they get real answers to their stupid questions. : D it makes me laugh.

[venus/bacchus]

some people just have a sick sense of humor.
but, it's funny when they get real answers to their stupid questions. : D it makes me laugh.
may I ask, where in Ohio?

[blink182tomchik]

I Just Axe Murdered My Whole Family Shit What Do I Do?

Ok here's what you do: take the axe, throw it into the Pacific Ocean (cops will never find it) and then dump the bodies in the ocean. Then call the cops and file a missing person report.

[PunkDrums182]

Ok here's what you do: take the axe, throw it into the Pacific Ocean (cops will never find it) and then dump the bodies in the ocean. Then call the cops and file a missing person report.
haha thats so funny lmao, good one! jeez you are so much cooler now that you made that post.

[blink182tomchik]

haha thats so funny lmao, good one! jeez you are so much cooler now that you made that post.
lol yay!

[sweethypocrisy]

lol yay!
that was sarcasm. you are still a fucking retarded bitch.

[Kif]

lol yay!
I'll think you are remotely cool if you stop using the phrase "lol"

[sweethypocrisy]

I'll think you are remotely cool if you stop using the phrase "lol"
yeah, just go AH-HAH-HA its so appeasin

[blink182tomchik]

yeah, just go AH-HAH-HA its so appeasin
all right.

[_astheruinfalls]

STFU BITCH.

Go die.

PLEASE.

[MiNiSkIrTzRaWk]

Ok here's what you do: take the axe, throw it into the Pacific Ocean (cops will never find it) and then dump the bodies in the ocean. Then call the cops and file a missing person report.
yeah!

[The Dove Song]

yeah!
Wow, you're fucking pathetic. Slit your throat or something.

[MiNiSkIrTzRaWk]

Wow, you're fucking pathetic. Slit your throat or something.
ok *slits throat*

[The Dove Song]

ok *slits throat*
It's really funny how you changed your avatar and then you changed the state you live in. First you lived in California and now you live in Indiana.

I think we need Shelly to tell us their IP Address and where they are posting from. :wink3:

[Tyler Revolution]

yeah!


You just fucking made a new account and agreed with what you said. Damn, you're lame.

[_astheruinfalls]

HAHAHAHAHA.

What a loser.

[LadyofSorrows]

I hate when that happens.

[LadyofSorrows]

Since their bodies are already cut into pieces, pack their bodies into freezer bags, piece by piece and pack them with salt (so the police dogs can't sniff them). Then go out, WAY out into the middle of nowhere and bury their bodies. Also, clean up the mess and take their car and crash it and torch it. It will make it look like they ran away from you and they tried to stage their death. And make sure you call in the missing person report.
It seems you've done this before.