Dane Cook

[popdisaster00]

Fucking hilarious.

[KarolaBloch]

he performed at my school about a month ago.
my friend interviewed him afterwards.. do you know what? he doesn't drink. weird.

[selftitled85]

woah he doesnt drink? but he is hilarious

[The Bled 13]

"Shoes??? no no no FUCK SHOES.."

FUCKING LOVE HIM. I own his CD, he is a great guy. In fact my entire family loves him.

[selftitled85]

mam are you trying to molest me via drive thru?

[venus/bacchus]

"THAT ACIDY SPIT! I WANT THAT!"

he's hilarious, but he's no Mitch Hedberg or Daniel Tosh

[The Bled 13]

Mitch Hedburg is amazing.

[popdisaster00]

haha my 2 favorite comics. of dane cook i love..

a.) his whole church skit (jeez-it, shaking hands with people, the priest sing/speaking)
b. car crashes (i heard it, so i CAME OUT!)
c. where do you go? you go on the one fucking road youre on that leads to me
d. speak and spell
etc etc.
love love love him.

[13th hour]

"...and cheese pickels..."
"No, fuck you kool aid man! I dont drink beverages that wear tights! Get the fuck out of here, before my dad whoops your ass!"
"Yea, I work at the BK Lounge. 'Oh, can I come in?' Umm, only if you have coups."
"I was getting chased by this giant crab thing with loafers and lightening coming out of his eyes. OH MY GOD DUDE, YOURE GAY!!!!!"


hahahah fucking genius.

[Aileen]

"YOUR MOVE, HOLY MAN!!"

hahaha oh god dane cook is amazing. mitch hedberg is brilliant as well. i own both of their cd/dvds. so good.

[Tristan Needler]

Mitch Hedburg is amazing.
"alchoholism is the only disease you can get yelled at for.
dammit otto, youre an alchoholic.
dammit otto, you have lupus.
one of those doesnt sound right."

[Tristan Needler]

"...and cheese pickels..."
and the opposite... "WHOPPER!!!!!!"

[SwingingMics]

"has anyone seen my shoes, I threw them off i a fit of joy"

[venus/bacchus]

"alchoholism is the only disease you can get yelled at for.
dammit otto, youre an alchoholic.
dammit otto, you have lupus.
one of those doesnt sound right."
haha, golden

"If you are flamable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire escape"

[selftitled85]

i dont understand why they give you receipts for buying a donut. i dont think one of my friends is gonna challenge my claim. hey man i dont think you bought that donut...sure i did and i have the receipt at home in my file cabinet under d...for donut

[Tristan Needler]

i dont understand why they give you receipts for buying a donut. i dont think one of my friends is gonna challenge my claim. hey man i dont think you bought that donut...sure i did and i have the receipt at home in my file cabinet under d...for donut
oh man, i was actually talking about this line with a friend today. i forgot until i read it, but thats such a weird coincedince haha

[No Control]

Seriously one of the funniest dudes, "You know what I want....That Acid Spit that those Alien things have, that shit cool"

or the "Yo bro lets pick up some chicks!!" "No man, I Wanna DANCE!!"



(first post in a while, good to be back)

[Tristan Needler]

Seriously one of the funniest dudes, "You know what I want....That Acid Spit that those Alien things have, that shit cool"

or the "Yo bro lets pick up some chicks!!" "No man, I Wanna DANCE!!"



(first post in a while, good to be back)
hahahaha i love the dancing one

[Tristan Needler]

somewhat unrelated, but also some actually related, i saw stephen wright perform a few weks ago, he was pretty damn hilarious.

[mirtizzle]

dane cook's doing our homecoming "pep rally" (i use that term loosely because it's like a HUGE production).. mitch hedburg did it a few years ago... and so did dave attell..

i think i'm gonna see mitch hedburg with stephen lynch in december, i'm quite excited (and yes i know that doesn't pertain to dane cook but oh well)

[dude45230]

holy shit I love Dane Cook...

"A tire hit her in the face..."
"Jesus Christ, Timmy, do not float above me when I am dying in the abyss!!!"
"Coming through the wall's real cool- using the front door is cool! Don't touch me you drink, don't touch me you giant beverage..."
and everything else already said.

[gmc14]

Cheddar tastes good

[trustmeimokay]

best comic ever

2nd, stephen kynch
3rd brian regan

[Chemical Love]

i saw him on comedy central some years ago an i fell in love..hes fucking aweome.

[Mercy Medical]

"Don't touch me you drink! You giant beverage!"

"I will kick you in the tights and you will go down because you are very top heavy."

[brandnizzle32]

Mitch Hedburg is awesome....

" excalators are the only thing in the world that don't break, they just become
stairs," sorry for the convience.""

[boysdontcry]

hahaha i was just listening to harmful if swollowed today.

"a-e-i-OH-u!!!!"

"play with me... i want to spell RIGHT NOW!!!!"

hahaha

[dretti]

dane is fucking great.....


and some sweet and sour sauce.....for my pussy

[popdisaster00]

man fuck bees
id punch them in the face

[shut.the.door]

"MFC? Is that you sir?"

My friend actually drew a monkey fucking a coconut on her bar tab one night where she was supposed to sign...

On another note, Dane did the naked cashew joke and my friend is sitting in the front row laughing so hard he's crying and Dane points at him and goes "THIS GUY KNOWS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!"

[popdisaster00]

"MFC? Is that you sir?"

My friend actually drew a monkey fucking a coconut on her bar tab one night where she was supposed to sign...

On another note, Dane did the naked cashew joke and my friend is sitting in the front row laughing so hard he's crying and Dane points at him and goes "THIS GUY KNOWS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!"

lol

i want to see him so bad.

[brandnewtbs23]

how do you get killed by bees, i love him

[The Bled 13]

"My dick feels like...corn."

[The Bled 13]

dane cook's doing our homecoming "pep rally" (i use that term loosely because it's like a HUGE production).. mitch hedburg did it a few years ago... and so did dave attell..

i think i'm gonna see mitch hedburg with stephen lynch in december, i'm quite excited (and yes i know that doesn't pertain to dane cook but oh well)


Dave Attell is awesome/

[dretti]

"My dick feels like...corn."


I'll butter it baby....

[The Bled 13]

Haha.

[timmysavedlatin]

has anyone actually seen him?
his new stuff is amazing.

i saw him twice at the laugh factory in hollywood...gooood times
"SOMEBODY SHIT ON THE COATS!"

his new cd comes out sometime in the beginning of the year and it's supposed to have massive amounts of footage on the dvd

sweet.

[YouWish22]

a.) his whole church skit (jeez-it, shaking hands with people, the priest sing/speaking)

Hilarious.