the joy of neighbors!

[DecayedBeauty]

So i get a phone call yesterday morning from my father telling me to come outside over to my neighbors yard. When i go outside i see two cop cars in front of their house. I walk up to everyone(dad, neighbor, neighbors son, two cops) to see they are all looking at me sternly, I ask what happend and then the mother & son start freaking out that i told Frank* their adress and my neighbors sons car tires are all slashed now.

now Frank* used to be my neighbors girlfriends old boyfriend whom she left for my neighbor(Hence why he would slash the other kids tires). I used to be very good friends with Frank*, but he turned into a prick and i havent now talked to him since last september. so when my neighbors mom is sitting there belittling me to my father, my father ask how they obtained information that i supposingly told Frank* their adress. The mother, like an idiot admits "Oh my sons girlfriend says that a few weeks ago your daughter told frank*". Then my father asks how the girlfriend knows this and the mother just replys "Oh stuff from online stuff"??

anyway, my neighbors are blaming me now for this mishap(and want me to pay for one of the tires), and are fuming mad at me. Even though i said right to them and the police i have not talked to frank* in over a year, and he used to be over my house all the time last year so he knew just from that where my neighbor lived, & they seem to ignore the fact that Franks* older step brother lives a block away.

i think the girlfriend is just trying to get back at me because i used to be such good friends with her ex, and she finds it more aggrivating that my family is good friends with her current boyfriends family now. My dad has been outside all day doing yard work, and is waiting to see if the girlfriend stops over my neighbors and is going to demand to get proof of this "stuff online". Unfortunatly im up north so i wont be able to see the girlfriends eyes bulge out of her head if he asks her this.

if the girlfriend refuses to show anything, should i just ruin any relationship i have with theese neighbors and tell them to go fuck themelves and that im not paying for anything?

[llwilliamsll]

I'm going to go with tl;dr

[spikeXtheXpunch]

why pay if you had nothing to do with it?

[jos_hua]

looks like you got yourself into a bit of a pickle. but i think you should be as nice as possible without paying. just let them be the angry ones about the situation and allow yourself to be the innocent "i didn't do anything" person. which to my understanding you are. but yeah. fight anger with innocent appeal.

[.invisible ink.]

You didn't do anything, tell them to piss off and if they want to hold you responsible to have them take you to small claims court. That should shut them up.

[Bites the Dust]

that's what happens in South Jersey.

[remedyeli]

Oh shit that's horrible.

I'm thankful I don't have neighbors.

[thesafeword]

What's with all of the asterics after Frank's name.

[ikikwe]

that's what happens in South Jersey.

That's a fact.

[Matthew Tsai]

What's with all of the asterics after Frank's name.

he's a star

[thesafeword]

True.

[johnh5304]

I have no idea why I read that.

[HelpMeSleep]

What's with all of the asterics after Frank's name.
because Frank isn't really his name, it's been changed to protect his identity.

[HelpMeSleep]

can you really get in trouble for telling a guy where your neigbor lives anyway? that sounds like bullshit to me.

I hate all my neighbors. the only family I liked moved to TX. other than that there's one little girl I babysit for who's parents are hell of cool. but the rest of my neighbors are annoying snobs who I have no desire to talk to ever.

[thesafeword]

Hell of cool?

[HelpMeSleep]

Hell of cool?
lol what? they are. they always overpay me and they're not assholes.

unless you're making fun of how I said that, and in that case... :-p

[thesafeword]

Don't you mean hella cool?

[HelpMeSleep]

they're the same thing. like hecka/heck of.

[thesafeword]

I hate substitutes for swear words.

[Chris Fallon]

All my neighbors have disappeared. I think they might be dead since next door they are old, upstairs is a whore and behind me is fat.

[argg_xo]

too long, didn't read. but my neighbor is a drug dealer that used to own a luxury porta-potty business until he rolled the potties on the expressway. he's no longer in that business sadly.

[HelpMeSleep]

I hate substitutes for swear words.
what the H

too long, didn't read. but my neighbor is a drug dealer that used to own a luxury porta-potty business until he rolled the potties on the expressway. he's no longer in that business sadly.
the luxury porta-potty business?? I had no idea there was such a thing.

[argg_xo]

what the H


the luxury porta-potty business?? I had no idea there was such a thing.
i'm pretty sure he was the only one in the business. now he rents out dumpsters and still sells drugs.

[HelpMeSleep]

i'm pretty sure he was the only one in the business. now he rents out dumpsters and still sells drugs.
haha oh. but like what is a luxury porta-potty? like what is luxury about it?

[argg_xo]

haha oh. but like what is a luxury porta-potty? like what is luxury about it?
it was 2 huge potties in a trailer thing that he pulled with his truck. i guess they were really big inside, had a mirror, sink, plumbing that worked. just like a regular bathroom in your house but it was outside.

[HelpMeSleep]

it was 2 huge potties in a trailer thing that he pulled with his truck. i guess they were really big inside, had a mirror, sink, plumbing that worked. just like a regular bathroom in your house but it was outside.
oh okay haha. that's actually sort of cool considering how nasty regular ones are. better for society than his selling drugs anyway.

[argg_xo]

oh okay haha. that's actually sort of cool considering how nasty regular ones are. better for society than his selling drugs anyway.
hahaha. him and the guy next door to him always have fights about drugs outside on their front lawns. it's pretty funny to watch and listen to, the cops usually come over once a week.

[HelpMeSleep]

hahaha. him and the guy next door to him always have fights about drugs outside on their front lawns. it's pretty funny to watch and listen to, the cops usually come over once a week.
hahaha. that would be pretty awesome. provides for good entertainment. my neighbors are too boring for that. although the lady who lives across the street from me is apparently slightly loopy nowadays.

the more I think about it, the more I like these luxury porta-pottys. there should be more of them in this world. regular porta-pottys are crap.

[thesafeword]

Literally.

[argg_xo]

hahaha. that would be pretty awesome. provides for good entertainment. my neighbors are too boring for that. although the lady who lives across the street from me is apparently slightly loopy nowadays.

the more I think about it, the more I like these luxury porta-pottys. there should be more of them in this world. regular porta-pottys are crap.
porta-potty guy likes to make trouble with all the neighbors around here. everyone has beef with him it seems like. the luxury potties are a good idea, just don't get smashed while at the Michigan International Speedway and flip them on your way home.

[Bites the Dust]

That's a fact.

hahahaha, I know! What part are you from?

[TK]

Tell them to fuck off

[caress me down]

I'm going to go with tl;dr
finally realized what that means! and yes i agree

[eHaMpToN]

okay thanks for posting

[duhpunk]

tell em to fuck off.

[YeahRiight]

dude why the fuck should you have to pay, its not like you don't know who did this.. IT WAS FUCKIN' FRANK* make him pay for that shit. If the cops are there talking to you about giving away precious address secrets that he could probably find in the phone book, why aren't they talking to Frank*?

ps. people in Jersey have weird names, is that pronounced Frank-Star or Frankster?

[Willy McFurgle]

Put a brick through their car's windshield, tell them to fuck off, and throw a Molotov cocktail on the hood of the car as you walk away lighting a cigarette with a match.

[kwsqd]

Put a brick through their car's windshield, tell them to fuck off, and throw a Molotov cocktail on the hood of the car as you walk away lighting a cigarette with a match.
in slow motion

[Willy McFurgle]

in slow motion

Even better, everything looks better in slow motion.

[kwsqd]

agreed

[speak easy]

huh

[YeahRiight]

Put a brick through their car's windshield, tell them to fuck off, and throw a Molotov cocktail on the hood of the car as you walk away lighting a cigarette with a match.

If you use a Zippo it could be a Quentin Tarantino movie.

[lo0serkid1118]

Wow. Fuck your neighbors. Tell them to fuck off