2 guys, 1 fuckup

[heeeeeey]

i feel like an ass because my best friend who i've liked for years has finally hinted that he likes me back, but now i'm also attracted to another guy who is his polar opposite.

one's an over-privileged, conservative frat boy and my best friend is the boy next door: sweet, shy, big-hearted. we're really close, but we're not at all physical. frattie, on the other hand, is a huge flirt and we've messed around a little bit.

i'd end things in a heartbeat if my best friend would be more affectionate. does that mean i'm not ready for a relationship if i'm just craving the physical aspect?

[.invisible ink.]

ditch the frat boy, you'll thank me later.

[spikeXtheXpunch]

ditch the frat boy, you'll thank me later.
I concur.

[xfantabulousx]

ditch the frat boy, you'll thank me later.

Agreed.

[Anthony Lutz]

ditch the frat boy, you'll thank me later.

This.

[remedyeli]

Threesome.
They will thank me later.

[HelpMeSleep]

even though everyone else has already said it, I'm going to have to say ditch the frat boy as well. he may be hot but he's probably pretty lame and won't compare to your best friend.

[anamericangod]

Any reason why you're attracted to an over privileged conservative guy?

[HelpMeSleep]

Any reason why you're attracted to an over privileged conservative guy?
this.

[thesafeword]

The frat boy is just going to end up getting so drunk that he'll make a sex tape of you two, and possibly more people, and put it on the internet, which I, and other AP members, will see. The boy next door will be a whipped pussy who will say 'I love you' every other word and invite you over to his parents house to watch old movies and play some Scrabble or something. Go for the frat boy.

[wroteurname]

Don't be a bitch, the frat guy doesn't give a shit about you, blow your buddy.

[AP_Punk]

Fuck the frat guy!

[thesafeword]

I know, right?

[Ailite]

DO NOT DATE THE FRAT GUY
YOU WILL REGRET IT

Seriously. Your friend is your friend. Go to your friend.

[SoggY ThE OnE]

Fuck the frat guy, then move on to your best friend. Win win situation for everybody (minus the fact that you will be considered a whore by few).

(I did not just call you a whore by the way)

[becauseyouwant2]

If the kind and sensitive guy is only hinting that he likes you, just come right out and ask him if it is real. I am all for ditching the frat boy since every time i hear that term it is 98% of the time never a good sign. But at the same time, just the fact that you are even questioning your feelings makes me think that you probably aren't ready for either of them. It sounds like the frat boy could break your heart if he is such a huge flirt, and if you aren't as attracted to him, you will probably end up hurting your friend. I say slow it down and see how it plays out. You probably do just want something physical right now.

[64 % chance]

fuck em both.

[billyboatkid]

Everyone who said ditch the frat guy deserves a cookie.

[thesafeword]

Well, I'm going cookie-less tonight.

[swt_catastrophe]

^lol.

you need to figure out what you want...
a hook-up, or a relationship?
pick one and i think you'll know which guy to go for

[thesafeword]

Exactly.

[xkAyrAzyx]

You are in a pickle...
friend>frat guy
yah

[KidRobot]

Are you really even debating this?

[swt_catastrophe]

i feel like an ass because my best friend who i've liked for years has finally hinted that he likes me back, but now i'm also attracted to another guy who is his polar opposite.

one's an over-privileged, conservative frat boy and my best friend is the boy next door: sweet, shy, big-hearted. we're really close, but we're not at all physical. frattie, on the other hand, is a huge flirt and we've messed around a little bit.

i'd end things in a heartbeat if my best friend would be more affectionate. does that mean i'm not ready for a relationship if i'm just craving the physical aspect?
it really sounds like you just want to fool around
Are you really even debating this?
imo, she wants someone to okay that she can like her bf while fucking the frat guy.

[immorehxcthanu]

All the frat boy has to offer is date rape.

[swt_catastrophe]

All the frat boy has to offer is date rape.
ouch.

except that if she's wanting to fuck him..
it's really not.

[HelpMeSleep]

Everyone who said ditch the frat guy deserves a cookie.
sweet. I love cookies.

[becauseyouwant2]

imo, she wants someone to okay that she can like her bf while fucking the frat guy.

Agreed.

[thesafeword]

Date rape> other rape. I mean, at least you took her on a date, bitch just should've known better than saying 'no'.

[becauseyouwant2]

Everyone who said ditch the frat guy deserves a cookie.

I kinda said that. Does that mean I get half a cookie?

[swt_catastrophe]

Date rape> other rape. I mean, at least you took her on a date, bitch just should've known better than saying 'no'.
i hope you're kidding.
and if your not..
you're an ass

[immorehxcthanu]

Date rape> other rape. I mean, at least you took her on a date, bitch just should've known better than saying 'no'.

I feel bad for laughing at this.

[remedyeli]

I feel bad for laughing at this.

I have a hard time sleeping at night after all the stuff I laugh at on this site.

[m_rue]

If the kind and sensitive guy is only hinting that he likes you, just come right out and ask him if it is real. I am all for ditching the frat boy since every time i hear that term it is 98% of the time never a good sign. But at the same time, just the fact that you are even questioning your feelings makes me think that you probably aren't ready for either of them. It sounds like the frat boy could break your heart if he is such a huge flirt, and if you aren't as attracted to him, you will probably end up hurting your friend. I say slow it down and see how it plays out. You probably do just want something physical right now.

I concur. No sense rushing into picking one...go ahead and explore your feelings for both.

[heeeeeey]

Any reason why you're attracted to an over privileged conservative guy?


opposites attract? more than anything, i'm fascinated that i'm not completely repulsed by him. he's the embodiment of almost everything i hate, but we surprisingly get along well and we have interesting conversations.

[anamericangod]

opposites attract? more than anything, i'm fascinated that i'm not completely repulsed by him. he's the embodiment of almost everything i hate, but we surprisingly get along well and we have interesting conversations.

I usually try to avoid people who are the embodiment of almost everything that I hate.

[swt_catastrophe]

opposites attract? more than anything, i'm fascinated that i'm not completely repulsed by him. he's the embodiment of almost everything i hate, but we surprisingly get along well and we have interesting conversations.
you're avoiding the question..
hook-up or relationship?
there isn't a right or wrong answer.

[heeeeeey]

If the kind and sensitive guy is only hinting that he likes you, just come right out and ask him if it is real. I am all for ditching the frat boy since every time i hear that term it is 98% of the time never a good sign. But at the same time, just the fact that you are even questioning your feelings makes me think that you probably aren't ready for either of them. It sounds like the frat boy could break your heart if he is such a huge flirt, and if you aren't as attracted to him, you will probably end up hurting your friend. I say slow it down and see how it plays out. You probably do just want something physical right now.

thank you, O voice of reason! i know i'm playing with fire when it comes to frat boy. i hate that i've let myself be charmed by him... he knows all the right things to say and do, making it that much harder to resist. i know there isn't a future for the two of us, but in the same vein, i can't imagine a future with my friend who is just as passive as i am. i can't help that i don't have balls-- what's his excuse?

[heeeeeey]

I usually try to avoid people who are the embodiment of almost everything that I hate.


dude, me too! that's why i'm kicking myself over this! it's so uncharacteristic of me, but being friends with him has actually made me more open-minded. i was pretty much ensconced in a hippy high school that was so intolerant of conservative views, and i came to college and ended up sharing late night conversations with a guy who had some semblance of rationality. it threw me for a loop.

[becauseyouwant2]

thank you, O voice of reason! i know i'm playing with fire when it comes to frat boy. i hate that i've let myself be charmed by him... he knows all the right things to say and do, making it that much harder to resist. i know there isn't a future for the two of us, but in the same vein, i can't imagine a future with my friend who is just as passive as i am. i can't help that i don't have balls-- what's his excuse?

His excuse is that you are already friends. I don't know how it really works with everyone else but if I develop a crush on a girl who I am already friends with, i would be deathly afraid of fucking something up between us. He probably likes you a lot and probably has for quite some time. He probably thinks that he doesn't think that you see him as anything more than a friend. To help things along with the sensitive guy, try actually flirting with him.

As for the frat boy, he sounds like a "sport fuck". If he is everything you hate you are really probably just doing it for no other reason than because you simply can. You also have to question, since he is seemingly everything you hate, if he is telling you all the right things because he knows you really want to hear them or because he just wants to get in your pants. I'm not going to judge you and your decisions, because I don't know any of the people involved here, but it sounds like you are taking something potentially fake because it is there right in front of you and it is easy and avoiding something potentially beautiful and nice because it is hard.

[anamericangod]

dude, me too! that's why i'm kicking myself over this! it's so uncharacteristic of me, but being friends with him has actually made me more open-minded. i was pretty much ensconced in a hippy high school that was so intolerant of conservative views, and i came to college and ended up sharing late night conversations with a guy who had some semblance of rationality. it threw me for a loop.

There's a difference between being a conservative and being a fuckass frat guy.

You should just get rid of both dudes.

[swt_catastrophe]

His excuse is that you are already friends. I don't know how it really works with everyone else but if I develop a crush on a girl who I am already friends with, i would be deathly afraid of fucking something up between us. He probably likes you a lot and probably has for quite some time. He probably thinks that he doesn't think that you see him as anything more than a friend. To help things along with the sensitive guy, try actually flirting with him.

As for the frat boy, he sounds like a "sport fuck". If he is everything you hate you are really probably just doing it for no other reason than because you simply can. You also have to question, since he is seemingly everything you hate, if he is telling you all the right things because he knows you really want to hear them or because he just wants to get in your pants. I'm not going to judge you and your decisions, because I don't know any of the people involved here, but it sounds like you are taking something potentially fake because it is there right in front of you and it is easy and avoiding something potentially beautiful and nice because it is hard.
well said.

[heeeeeey]

you're avoiding the question..
hook-up or relationship?
there isn't a right or wrong answer.


like i mentioned originally, i'd pick my best friend over any other guy in the world IF he gave a concrete answer. i think he's retreating because he thinks my "relationship" with the fratboy is more serious than it actually is. (for clarification, i am NOT fucking the frat boy.)

i would personally deliver a cookie to all those who suggested i pick my best friend because, yeah, i agree. but it's not that simple. even if he likes me, i don't know if he'd be willing to do anything about it, which is frustrating.

[becauseyouwant2]

well said. Thanks. Some of my best moments of clarity come late at night when I stuck at work with nothing to do.

[heeeeeey]

There's a difference between being a conservative and being a fuckass frat guy.

You should just get rid of both dudes.

sorry, that could have come across as conflating the two. it just so happens that he's conservative and in a frat. and he's not a fuckass. he's of the well-bred, chivalrous type, which instantly makes me suspicious. he knows how to charm women, and guys like that aren't my type.

[anamericangod]

sorry, that could have come across as conflating the two. it just so happens that he's conservative and in a frat. and he's not a fuckass. he's of the well-bred, chivalrous type, which instantly makes me suspicious. he knows how to charm women, and guys like that aren't my type.

You should stick with the abusive boyfriend type then.

[marchofmarty]

His excuse is that you are already friends. I don't know how it really works with everyone else but if I develop a crush on a girl who I am already friends with, i would be deathly afraid of fucking something up between us. He probably likes you a lot and probably has for quite some time. He probably thinks that he doesn't think that you see him as anything more than a friend. To help things along with the sensitive guy, try actually flirting with him.

I could have not said this any better myself, cause I am currently in this situation haha.

[heeeeeey]

His excuse is that you are already friends. I don't know how it really works with everyone else but if I develop a crush on a girl who I am already friends with, i would be deathly afraid of fucking something up between us. He probably likes you a lot and probably has for quite some time. He probably thinks that he doesn't think that you see him as anything more than a friend. To help things along with the sensitive guy, try actually flirting with him.

As for the frat boy, he sounds like a "sport fuck". If he is everything you hate you are really probably just doing it for no other reason than because you simply can. You also have to question, since he is seemingly everything you hate, if he is telling you all the right things because he knows you really want to hear them or because he just wants to get in your pants. I'm not going to judge you and your decisions, because I don't know any of the people involved here, but it sounds like you are taking something potentially fake because it is there right in front of you and it is easy and avoiding something potentially beautiful and nice because it is hard.


i understand-- i'm terrified too. we have a complicated history, and we've flirted since before either of us liked the other, which is probably our problem. i've always joked around with him even when he knew i liked other people, so i think he's just desensitized to my remarks-- he'd think i was still joking if i were to flirt with him.

i referred to the other guy as "frat boy" because it was easier to distinguish them, but by no means is that all he is. he's a nice guy, just in a different way. i definitely don't trust him as i do my best friend, but he's not some drunken manwhore. i will admit that i enjoy the attention he pays me (however insincere). he's the ultimate foil to my best friend... he basically has all the elements that are absent in the other.

[becauseyouwant2]

i definitely don't trust him as i do my best friend, but he's not some drunken manwhore. i will admit that i enjoy the attention he pays me (however insincere). he's the ultimate foil to my best friend... he basically has all the elements that are absent in the other.


If you don't trust him as much and you can parenthetically admit that he could be insincere, you are potentially dooming yourself into being unhappy for a very, very long time. You are clearly not ready for a relationship with someone like your friend. You will only figure it out when you know what is real, and by then it might be too late again.

[thesafeword]

i hope you're kidding.
and if your not..
you're an ass
I'm an ass. Kidding.
I feel bad for laughing at this.

I have a hard time sleeping at night after all the stuff I laugh at on this site.
It's the PL, I drop all morals, dignity and respect when I click on it.

[superxero]

This frat guy is gonna drop a jizzbomb all over your melons and tell all his "Brahs" about it afterwards.

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e5/Skorp88/WordToYour/WTYJeepBrah.jpg

[#WhiteFender#]

ditch the frat boy, you'll thank me later.
yep.

[hellogorgeous]

What the hell is wrong with fraternity guys??? Some of the most genuine and amazing guys I know are in fraternities. You guys jump to stereotypical conclusions way too much.

[atticus1492]

Date the frat guy. He stayed with you in your moment of need.

[thesafeword]

Stay with him in his moment of needing head. So be a loyal girl and swallow for him.

[HelpMeSleep]

Date the frat guy. He stayed with you in your moment of need.
what moment of need?

Stay with him in his moment of needing head. So be a loyal girl and swallow for him.
lol

[Burning Star IV]

Ditch the douche bag. People like that shouldn't be allowed to reproduce.

[swt_catastrophe]

What the hell is wrong with fraternity guys??? Some of the most genuine and amazing guys I know are in fraternities. You guys jump to stereotypical conclusions way too much.
agreed.
but this guy sounds like a douche.

[Marty_s]

date them both.

use the frat boy for sex and the other kid for gifts and shit.

[saysmydoctor]

Anal

[swt_catastrophe]

date them both.

use the frat boy for sex and the other kid for gifts and shit.
yeah, do this.
and prepared to be called a slut.
because you will be one

[spansen]

don't date your friend. i did that recently.. and when it ends.. oh boy does it end.

[heeeeeey]

somehow this got turned into nice guy vs. asshole... which is not my dilemma.

my best friend and i have everything in common (he's said that i know him better than he does; his family loves me.)
other guy has a completely different lifestyle from me (rolls royces, GOP fundraisers, frat parties.)

they're both decent human beings- i don't trust them the same amount because i've known one for 10 years and the other for only 2. the frat boy does have a wandering eye and he knows i'm not fully committed to him, so i don't blame him.

[spansen]

... again. don't date your friend.

i dated a friend who i knew for 2 years before dating.. and then we dated for a year.. and it ended horribly.

[caress me down]

why would you ever pick a frat guy over a sweet guy like the one you just described

[heeeeeey]

... again. don't date your friend.

i dated a friend who i knew for 2 years before dating.. and then we dated for a year.. and it ended horribly.

yeah, that's why neither of us will make a first move.

[swt_catastrophe]

why would you ever pick a frat guy over a sweet guy like the one you just described
have you never heard of girls going for the bad boys?
i swear.. its gotta be a special cologne they all wear or something

[caress me down]

have you never heard of girls going for the bad boys?
i swear.. its gotta be a special cologne they all wear or something
blah. i don't think that will ever be me. it's a turn off

[thesafeword]

Me> All of the other guys and all of the other guys are the bad guys, so yeah, it seems like girls love the bad guys.

[swt_catastrophe]

blah. i don't think that will ever be me. it's a turn off
don't worry, you're only 16.
you've got PLENTY of time

[becauseyouwant2]

have you never heard of girls going for the bad boys?
i swear.. its gotta be a special cologne they all wear or something

You mean axe body spray?

[thesafeword]

Old Spice.

[heeeeeey]

blah. i don't think that will ever be me. it's a turn off

haha, don't write it off too soon... i once thought my defenses were impenetrable.







(__insert penetration joke here__)

[thesafeword]

Whatever you do, there better be pictures.

[becauseyouwant2]

haha, don't write it off too soon... i once thought my defenses were impenetrable.







(__insert penetration joke here__)

Hehe... you said insert.

[swt_catastrophe]

You mean axe body spray?
ugh. i hate that stuff.
now.. abercrombie or lacoste... mmmmmmmm
and i'm pretty much gone.

[spansen]

yeah, that's why neither of us will make a first move.
well, good luck with whatever it is..

[becauseyouwant2]

now.. abercrombie or lacoste... mmmmmmmm
and i'm pretty much gone.

Popped collar or unpopped collar?

[thesafeword]

Ahahahaha.

[HelpMeSleep]

ugh. i hate that stuff.
now.. abercrombie or lacoste... mmmmmmmm
and i'm pretty much gone.
abercrombie fierce? :nod:

[swt_catastrophe]

Popped collar or unpopped collar?
hah. depends on the boy.
[spoiler]if he smells good, does it really matter?[spoiler]
abercrombie fierce? :nod:
dear god, yes.
it's like sex.

[HelpMeSleep]

dear god, yes.
it's like sex.
oh my god it is. it's sooo good.

[swt_catastrophe]

oh my god it is. it's sooo good.
like i smell it, and be like "abercrombie?"
and then i just want to grab the guy and make-out with them.
it's seriously like the axe commercials.
except fierce doesn't smell like high school and gym class

[HelpMeSleep]

like i smell it, and be like "abercrombie?"
and then i just want to grab the guy and make-out with them.
it's seriously like the axe commercials.
except fierce doesn't smell like high school and gym class
hahaha exactly. its quite possibly the hottest smell ever. ahh I love it.
every time I went in the boys locker room at my high school it just smelled like axe.

[spansen]

why were you in the boys locker room?

oh, and ashley.. i soberly made out with someone tonight. ha

[Jiminy Cricket]

I've been on the "sweet friend" side of this.

She chose the frat douche. I, needless to say, was very sad face (<- Understatement).

He dumped her after 2 months through a text message, not explaining why and just saying "I don't know how to express my feelings"

Then things were more messed up between us than they were before.

If you do actually like your friend as much as the frat ass, go with the friend. Don't wait around for him to give you the go ahead. Tell him about your dilemma.

Good luck, but if you go for the frat douche, I will have a solidified stance on every girl being a heartless biznotch. (Yus, it's sarcasm)

[DaveZeroZero]

double penetration on a Sunday night, you know?

[SgtFumunda]

I'm not going to read the entire thread, but the outcome will ultimately be that she chooses the frat boy, because girls, on the whole, make stupid guy decisions.

[DaveZeroZero]

don't you mean "on the hole"? ;-)

[SgtFumunda]

HEY-O! I see whatcha did there.

[SomedayTheFire]

abercrombie fierce? :nod:
lol should i be ashamed i wear that? :-d Does it make me a douche bag frat guy:-p

[HelpMeSleep]

lol should i be ashamed i wear that? :-d Does it make me a douche bag frat guy:-p
:-p doesn't matter... that can be disregarded when one smells that hot!

[spansen]

I've been on the "sweet friend" side of this.

She chose the frat douche. I, needless to say, was very sad face (<- Understatement).

He dumped her after 2 months through a text message, not explaining why and just saying "I don't know how to express my feelings"

Then things were more messed up between us than they were before.

If you do actually like your friend as much as the frat ass, go with the friend. Don't wait around for him to give you the go ahead. Tell him about your dilemma.

Good luck, but if you go for the frat douche, I will have a solidified stance on every girl being a heartless biznotch. (Yus, it's sarcasm)
dating a good friend is a bad idea. it's great while it works.. but when you break up you've lost a friend.

[nonamesleft]

Boy next door FOR SURE.

[SomedayTheFire]

:-p doesn't matter... that can be disregarded when one smells that hot!
hahaha thanks :-)

[caress me down]

don't worry, you're only 16.
you've got PLENTY of time
yes, that's true.. but i never really want to fall into that, you know?

[caress me down]

haha, don't write it off too soon... i once thought my defenses were impenetrable.







(__insert penetration joke here__)

and then what happened?

[heeeeeey]

and then what happened?


i mean, i never thought i'd fall for the suave ladykiller, but i did. so watch out! because they'll find your weakness and exploit it and then the mere proximity of them will intoxicate you and you'll find yourself asking for help on AP forums, but by then it will be too late...

[caress me down]

i mean, i never thought i'd fall for the suave ladykiller, but i did. so watch out! because they'll find your weakness and exploit it and then the mere proximity of them will intoxicate you and you'll find yourself asking for help on AP forums, but by then it will be too late...
hahaha oh no. i better properly arm myself

[DaveZeroZero]

i mean, i never thought i'd fall for the suave ladykiller, but i did. so watch out! because they'll find your weakness and exploit it and then the mere proximity of them will intoxicate you and you'll find yourself asking for help on AP forums, but by then it will be too late...
A suave ladykiller, you say?

I suggest that you invest in a stab-proof vest if this has a shred of truth to it.

[alx.sully]

Date rape> other rape. I mean, at least you took her on a date, bitch just should've known better than saying 'no'.

This man is now part of my signature

[emofolife331]

Do them both. A 3 some possibly?

[heeeeeey]

so my friend was supposed to call me today to hang out for his birthday. he hasn't called yet and i'm tempted to just throw away his gift. it's the little things like never calling to make plans that piss me off and make me question how much he cares.

[avaluvr1]

so my friend was supposed to call me today to hang out for his birthday. he hasn't called yet and i'm tempted to just throw away his gift. it's the little things like never calling to make plans that piss me off and make me question how much he cares.
i know how u feel.
my friends suck that way.
idk why im still hangin w/ em

[spansen]

so my friend was supposed to call me today to hang out for his birthday. he hasn't called yet and i'm tempted to just throw away his gift. it's the little things like never calling to make plans that piss me off and make me question how much he cares.
wait, which one did you choose?

[spansen]

i know how u feel.
my friends suck that way.
idk why im still hangin w/ em
because no one else appreciates fine music like angels and airwaves quite as much as you and they do.. or your use of internet slang.

[heeeeeey]

wait, which one did you choose?


as yet, unresolved. i'm in love with my best friend, but he doesn't have the decency to follow through with plans or call. i'm waiting on something that will never change, but i'll never be happy with anyone else.

[becauseyouwant2]

Holy shit. This is still going on? :-0

You shouldn't throw the gift away. There might be a reason. Just talk to him. Now you are really starting to over think this.

[thesafeword]

wait, which one did you choose?

The gay cousin's ex-best friend from Cleveland.

[XEmoBoyShandorX]

as yet, unresolved. i'm in love with my best friend, but he doesn't have the decency to follow through with plans or call. i'm waiting on something that will never change, but i'll never be happy with anyone else.

just i would not throw the gift away. I know u may be pissed now but later on there may be a reason. Like that totally happened to be once, a friend of mine like didn't call for something but like i was kinda upset about it and was a little bit of an ass the next time i talked to her and than i found out her grandpa or something was put in the hospital, and i felt like a complete douche.

[spansen]

as yet, unresolved. i'm in love with my best friend, but he doesn't have the decency to follow through with plans or call. i'm waiting on something that will never change, but i'll never be happy with anyone else.
you're allowed to make a move, too, ya know..

but, i'm going to stick to my don't date your friend(s) thing.

[fadedmemories]

Fuck the frat guy, then move on to your best friend. Win win situation for everybody (minus the fact that you will be considered a whore by few).

(I did not just call you a whore by the way)
This

[Jiminy Cricket]

as yet, unresolved. i'm in love with my best friend, but he doesn't have the decency to follow through with plans or call. i'm waiting on something that will never change, but i'll never be happy with anyone else.

I'm sure the frat boy would call you and care about your problems.

Hell, he'll even talk to you after he bangs you.

Disclaimer: This post contains heavy amounts of sarcasm.

[heeeeeey]

just i would not throw the gift away. I know u may be pissed now but later on there may be a reason. Like that totally happened to be once, a friend of mine like didn't call for something but like i was kinda upset about it and was a little bit of an ass the next time i talked to her and than i found out her grandpa or something was put in the hospital, and i felt like a complete douche.


i know, i know. passive aggression never solves anything.

i called to hang out before his bday and he said he was busy and that he'd call me saturday. i called him out on his horrible track record for calling to make plans and he specifically reassured me that he wouldn't fail. he did.

also, without getting into too much backstory, there's another girl who's inching her way back into his life. she used me to get to him a few years ago and i know she hates me, and i'm paranoid that it might have something to do with this.

[OveriseFan]

I've been on the "sweet friend" side of this.

She chose the frat douche. I, needless to say, was very sad face (<- Understatement).

He dumped her after 2 months through a text message, not explaining why and just saying "I don't know how to express my feelings"

Then things were more messed up between us than they were before.

If you do actually like your friend as much as the frat ass, go with the friend. Don't wait around for him to give you the go ahead. Tell him about your dilemma.

Good luck, but if you go for the frat douche, I will have a solidified stance on every girl being a heartless biznotch. (Yus, it's sarcasm)

15 year olds can't be in fraternities...

Also, how does one become a face? Did you cut off your entire body after this incident?

[OveriseFan]

I'm sure the frat boy would call you and care about your problems.

Hell, he'll even talk to you after he bangs you.

Disclaimer: This post contains heavy amounts of sarcasm.

http://www.littleorchestra.org/images/culture%20fest/Bang%202.jpg

[.invisible ink.]

as yet, unresolved. i'm in love with my best friend, but he doesn't have the decency to follow through with plans or call. i'm waiting on something that will never change, but i'll never be happy with anyone else.


he's just trying to be the asshole-type you know you're attracted to. This should make you want him even more, even though you're outwardly pissed. It's quite typical really.

Edit: what in god's name is that picture posted above me??!

[heeeeeey]

http://www.littleorchestra.org/images/culture%20fest/Bang%202.jpg

what is this? an elaborate frat party costume? or the cowardly lion?

[.invisible ink.]

i think it somehow ties in with the people in Disney costume porn that was mentioned in the Masturbation thread. It's super creepy and random.

[DaveZeroZero]

no, it was a joke about banging.

[avaluvr1]

because no one else appreciates fine music like angels and airwaves quite as much as you and they do.. or your use of internet slang.
i do believe u are corect, sir

[spansen]

i was using sarcasm.. i don't like ava.

[avaluvr1]

i was using sarcasm.. i don't like ava.
i never said that u did

[Richard Maxim]

ditch the frat boy, you'll thank me later.

end this whole thread, this is the answer.

/thread

[avaluvr1]

end this whole thread, this is the answer.

/thread
i doubt its THAT eZ

[spansen]

i never said that u did
correct, but it didn't seem like you caught on.

[avaluvr1]

correct, but it didn't seem like you caught on.
oh i caught on.
i new u were making fun of me and i agreed with u.
simple as that

[Richard Maxim]

i doubt its THAT eZ

i doubt your that right.

[spansen]

well.. glad that's settled.

[argg_xo]

i thought this thread was titled 2guys, 1fuckCUP for some reason. 2guys,1fuckup makes more sense.

[spansen]

2 girls one cup?...

ok. i hope no one posts anything past that about that.

[heeeeeey]

2 girls one cup?...

ok. i hope no one posts anything past that about that.


yeah, it was an allusion to that... i was pissed and looking for amusement anywhere i could find it.

[Jiminy Cricket]

15 year olds can't be in fraternities...

Also, how does one become a face? Did you cut off your entire body after this incident?

I meant the equivalent to the frat douche. I kinda thought that would be obvious but...Well I think a lot of things.

And yes. Yes I did.

[Bingham88]

ditch the frat boy, you'll thank me later.

agreed. go after the boy next door youll realize that you made the right decession later in life when you not married to frat boy while he has a alcohol abuse problem you have two kids with him and you wish you could afford the divorce.

trust me.

[heeeeeey]

agreed. go after the boy next door youll realize that you made the right decession later in life when you not married to frat boy while he has a alcohol abuse problem you have two kids with him and you wish you could afford the divorce.

trust me.



does that involve going after the guy who canceled plans for my birthday an hour before?
i haven't seen him in a month and i'm going crazy and he seems like he could care less if we ever hang out again. i'm so fucking over this.

now where do i sign up for frattie's list of conquests?

[mynameisX]

agreed. go after the boy next door youll realize that you made the right decession later in life when you not married to frat boy while he has a alcohol abuse problem you have two kids with him and you wish you could afford the divorce.

trust me.

I was greatly amused by your lack of punctuation and horrible grammar.

[DaveZeroZero]

I was greatly amused by your lack of punctuation and horrible grammar.
I'm just horrified and disgusted.

[mynameisX]

I'm just horrified and disgusted.

I gave up being horrified. Now it's just funny.

[kaycey]

I gave up being horrified. Now it's just funny.
same here....hahahhahahahaha!!!

[DaveZeroZero]

I gave up being horrified. Now it's just funny.
you are clearly not a true grammarian :-(

[HelpMeSleep]

you are clearly not a true grammarian :-(
true grammarians!
:highfive:

[DaveZeroZero]

true grammarians!
:highfive:
:highfive:

[Smeee]

Anal

cant believe this didnt appear til the fourth page!

sort it out AP users!

[Blake Solomon]

if he's shy, you're going to have to do some of the work.

[deathbatgurl]

i feel like an ass because my best friend who i've liked for years has finally hinted that he likes me back, but now i'm also attracted to another guy who is his polar opposite.

one's an over-privileged, conservative frat boy and my best friend is the boy next door: sweet, shy, big-hearted. we're really close, but we're not at all physical. frattie, on the other hand, is a huge flirt and we've messed around a little bit.

i'd end things in a heartbeat if my best friend would be more affectionate. does that mean i'm not ready for a relationship if i'm just craving the physical aspect?
it's normal to be crazing physical shit, but u gota look deep and see who u truely like more. it'll take time, but ull eventually figure it out

[thesafeword]

cant believe this didnt appear til the fourth page!

sort it out AP users!
Anal is not and has not been funny for a long time.