survey for all the fellas

[a7xrockerangel]

so me and my girls are wondering which you guys like more...tits or ass?

[avengedtbs]

Tits

[hockeycoshow1]

I am a boob man myself.

[remedyeli]

shit doesn't come out of tits.

[kwsqd]

why is it a crime to like both?

[llwilliamsll]

proportion is what I like...actually good sized breasts and a firm tush.

[a7xrockerangel]

why is it a crime to like both?

lol. it's not a crime, just wanted to see which was liked more. =)

[CTMarshall]

the boobz for sure.

[Chris Fallon]

Asstits

[JimmyIymmiJ]

Boobs. Anyone that says ass is just lying to themselves and you.

[nonamesleft]

If I was a guy, I'd pick boobs.

[nashiscash1324]

tits

[Bites the Dust]

Wow, you're a reaaal class act. What kind of girl says tits?

[avengedtbs]

Wow, you're a reaaal class act. What kind of girl says tits?
A good one.

[a7xrockerangel]

Wow, you're a reaaal class act. What kind of girl says tits?

I actually know several girls that say tits. I personally don't see what the big deal is with saying the word tits.

[TK]

Depends on the girl, but most of the time, tits.

[caress me down]

i have been wondering this lately

[4N6 science]

Tits FTW!

[thesafeword]

Depends on the girl, but both are nice.

[lovely864md]

Bellybuttons man, the navel is where it's at

[thesafeword]

Come to think of it, I'm going to say tits.

[4N6 science]

Come to think of it, I'm going to say tits.


wise choice.

[thesafeword]

Because in the end, if you have to, you can fuck tits.

[4N6 science]

haha so true.

[thesafeword]

It's the same as eating a three course meal and eating a granola bar and drinking some water. The first one is nice, but if you had to, you could survive off of the second one.

[lovely864md]

Official Titty Fucking Thread!

[4N6 science]

excellent analogy.

[thesafeword]

I thought so.

[thesafeword]

Official Titty Fucking Thread!
Two of my favorite things, titties and fucking.

[argg_xo]

i like my tits more than my butt.

[lovely864md]

I think titty fucking is an incredibly strange idea, actually.

[HelpMeSleep]

i like my tits more than my butt.
me too.

[lovely864md]

i like my tits more than my butt.

I like my butt more. I got new jeans today and have been wearing them all day because I'm convinced it looks amazing in them.

[HelpMeSleep]

I think titty fucking is an incredibly strange idea, actually.
I've never done it. but I remember this one guy I was talking to back in high school said we could do it and I didn't know what it was so he had to explain it to me lol.

[thesafeword]

I think titty fucking is an incredibly strange idea, actually.
Yeah, but I want to try it out of curiousity.
I like my butt more. I got new jeans today and have been wearing them all day because I'm convinced it looks amazing in them.
I bet you don't.

Just kidding.

[HelpMeSleep]

I like my butt more. I got new jeans today and have been wearing them all day because I'm convinced it looks amazing in them.
I love jeans like that. I always have one pair of jeans that I really like at any given time.

[argg_xo]

I like my butt more. I got new jeans today and have been wearing them all day because I'm convinced it looks amazing in them.
i have one pair of jeans that makes my butt look amazing in them but they are skinny jeans and kinda tight. other than that, my butt is flat.

[Renee]

I think titty fucking is an incredibly strange idea, actually.
lolol

[lovely864md]

I've never done it. but I remember this one guy I was talking to back in high school said we could do it and I didn't know what it was so he had to explain it to me lol.

I was drunk. It wasn't pleasant.

Yeah, but I want to try it out of curiousity.

I bet you don't.

Just kidding.

It's probably all in my head hahahaha but I don't care.

I love jeans like that. I always have one pair of jeans that I really like at any given time.

I have 3 pairs that I like right now and probably 8 or 9 in my dresser.

i have one pair of jeans that makes my butt look amazing in them but they are skinny jeans and kinda tight. other than that, my butt is flat.

Yeah these are skinnys and a little tight. My butt is weird, it's much too round to be a normal human butt.

[swt_catastrophe]

i have one pair of jeans that makes my butt look amazing in them but they are skinny jeans and kinda tight. other than that, my butt is flat.
same. i love my faded skinny jeans.
they're awesome.
minus the flat butt part, unfortunately

[lovely864md]

lolol

Haha, you're high aren't you.

[Renee]

Haha, you're high aren't you.
gtfo. omg, please go read my post in that thread. right now.

[thesafeword]

Wow, I feel awkward being the only guy in PL right now. I might just go check out music for a few and let you ladies have your chit-chat. Haha.

[HelpMeSleep]

I was drunk. It wasn't pleasant.


I have 3 pairs that I like right now and probably 8 or 9 in my dresser.
yeah, it seems really awkward. I mean, I'd try it but it just doesn't sound that appealing. I'd take it over anal though no question.

yeah, the ones I like right now I randomly found in my closet. they were pretty old and I forgot I had them.

[argg_xo]

same. i love my faded skinny jeans.
they're awesome.
minus the flat butt part, unfortunately
i bought a pair of nice dark blue skinny jeans for 5 bucks today! i was excited! and my favorite pair is a faded gray pair that i wear to work all the time.

[bung]

I'm kind of surprised tits are winning. Personally, I think ass is far more important. I see attractive flat-chested girls with nice asses all the time. But when I see a girl with big tits and a terrible ass, it just ruins it, ya know? Probably because a lot of times big tits equals chunky.

[lovely864md]

gtfo. omg, please go read my post in that thread. right now.

At this point you are basically a walking talking bud.

yeah, it seems really awkward. I mean, I'd try it but it just doesn't sound that appealing. I'd take it over anal though no question.

yeah, the ones I like right now I randomly found in my closet. they were pretty old and I forgot I had them.

Nothing is ever going in my ass unless it's a colonoscopy.

[thesafeword]

Well PL, it looks as if you're all talk and no game when it comes to anal.

[Renee]

At this point you are basically a walking talking bud.



Nothing is ever going in my ass unless it's a colonoscopy.
It was the best fucking idea I've ever had.

[lovely864md]

Well PL, it looks as if you're all talk and no game when it comes to anal.

I hate anal jokes. They're not and will never be funny.

It was the best fucking idea I've ever had.

...what was?

[thesafeword]

They were funny, now it's just overused. I mean, let's face it, we were PL and now it's not nearly as funny.

[Renee]

I hate anal jokes. They're not and will never be funny.



...what was?
Did you read my post? My friend wrote a check for $20 to cash. We would not be having this conversation if I didn't suggest that.

[HelpMeSleep]

Nothing is ever going in my ass unless it's a colonoscopy.
I agree. I will never have anal. ever.

I hate anal jokes. They're not and will never be funny.
this.

[thesafeword]

Secretly, I don't find anal very attractive either.

[lovely864md]

They were funny, now it's just overused. I mean, let's face it, we were PL and now it's not nearly as funny.

It was reallllly overused before chats happened and the dynamic around here changed. People used to do these giant copy and paste posts of anal, it was impossible to scroll through a thread.

Did you read my post? My friend wrote a check for $20 to cash. We would not be having this conversation if I didn't suggest that.

Ohhhh okay. You are a brilliant god. I'm getting free weed tomorrow.

[JJJ]

proportion is what I like...actually good sized breasts and a firm tush.

this.


I couldn't decide. I'd rather have a girl that is proportioned well in both, than have big tits and no ass, and vice versa.

[swt_catastrophe]

i love how pl has gone from "anal" being the response to everything...
to everyone admitting they don't like/never will

[swt_catastrophe]

this.


I couldn't decide. I'd rather have a girl that is proportioned well in both, than have big tits and no ass, and vice versa.
who the hell has a huge ass and no boobs?
either extreme is just awkward, imo

[thesafeword]

It was reallllly overused before chats happened and the dynamic around here changed. People used to do these giant copy and paste posts of anal, it was impossible to scroll through a thread.



Ohhhh okay. You are a brilliant god. I'm getting free weed tomorrow.
'Anal' can sometimes witty, or was, but now, not so much.

[lovely864md]

who the hell has a huge ass and no boobs?
either extreme is just awkward, imo

I know of not one but two girls that fit the bill. And they're both thin too, besides their asses.

[thesafeword]

Weird.

[JJJ]

who the hell has a huge ass and no boobs?
either extreme is just awkward, imo

Trust me, I've seen it.


a chick that has a little bit of both is what's up

[thesafeword]

Mid-sized boobs and a nice ass is perfect.

[swt_catastrophe]

I know of not one but two girls that fit the bill. And they're both thin too, besides their asses.

Trust me, I've seen it.


a chick that has a little bit of both is what's up
come to think of it, i have seen girls like this.
i think i just blocked it from my memory.
it weirds me out.
like this girl at my school with these skinny little legs who had a HUGE upper body.
it was very scary.

[lovely864md]

'Anal' can sometimes witty, or was, but now, not so much.

Have never seen it, I don't expect to.

[thesafeword]

Whatver, Ms. Stubborn. I thought it was funny sometimes.

[HelpMeSleep]

i love how pl has gone from "anal" being the response to everything...
to everyone admitting they don't like/never will
haha I know seriously.

[thesafeword]

y so srs?

[lovely864md]

come to think of it, i have seen girls like this.
i think i just blocked it from my memory.
it weirds me out.
like this girl at my school with these skinny little legs who had a HUGE upper body.
it was very scary.

Ahhhh, that is bizarre and I've seen that. I also know a girl whose torso and hips are one big rectangle.

[wewascontenders]

tits

[JJJ]

come to think of it, i have seen girls like this.
i think i just blocked it from my memory.
it weirds me out.
like this girl at my school with these skinny little legs who had a HUGE upper body.
it was very scary.

that is very creepy, I think it's way worse to be disproportional than to be fat all around, or really skinny all around.

[swt_catastrophe]

that is very creepy, I think it's way worse to be disproportional than to be fat all around, or really skinny all around.
i completely agree.
well, on the whole disproportional/fat thing.
skinny girls are pretty girls

[AP_Punk]

Face

[thesafeword]

Are you skinny?

[swt_catastrophe]

Are you skinny?
me?

[swt_catastrophe]

Face
your post count is intimidating.

[thesafeword]

me?
Yeah.

[JJJ]

i completely agree.
well, on the whole disproportional/fat thing.
skinny girls are pretty girls

i meant ridiculous skinny/ " im bones and have a big bobble head" girl, not just skinny lol

Are you skinny?

me?

[swt_catastrophe]

Yeah.
i'm not super-skinny, but i'm not fat.
damn me having an ass and boobs

[thesafeword]

That's a good thing.

[anamericangod]

Because in the end, if you have to, you can fuck tits.

Last time I checked you can fuck an ass...

[JJJ]

Last time I checked you can fuck an ass...

this.

[AP_Punk]

your post count is intimidating.

Haha. I've seen worse around here.

[billyboatkid]

Boobs

But that was really hard cause I love T n A equally.

[HelpMeSleep]

Wow, you're a reaaal class act. What kind of girl says tits?
it used to really bother me. now I don't think it's a big deal.

[HelpMeSleep]

Last time I checked you can fuck an ass...
everyone just admitted in this thread that no one actually likes anal.

[titsonabullfrog]

everyone just admitted in this thread that no one actually likes anal.

chances are they have never actually done it

[JJJ]

everyone just admitted in this thread that no one actually likes anal.

Well I actually like anal..

EDIT: Giving it obviously.

[anamericangod]

everyone just admitted in this thread that no one actually likes anal.

They're either lying, or they have yet to experience the joys.

chances are they have never actually done it

This.

[AP_Punk]

Well I actually like anal..

Giving or receiving?

[JJJ]

Giving or receiving?

giving, I edited it lol

[HelpMeSleep]

chances are they have never actually done it
good first post.

Well I actually like anal..

EDIT: Giving it obviously.
okay. but a bunch of people just admitted to not liking it or not wanting to try it.

They're either lying, or they have yet to experience the joys.
I think a lot haven't. I haven't. but I don't intend to either. it just doesn't sound appealing at all. :shrug:

[JJJ]

okay. but a bunch of people just admitted to not liking it or not wanting to try it.


Well, you gotta try it at least once, it might not sound appealing, but you might enjoy it. you never know.

[AP_Punk]

giving, I edited it lol

:flirt:

[anamericangod]

good first post.


okay. but a bunch of people just admitted to not liking it or not wanting to try it.


I think a lot haven't. I haven't. but I don't intend to either. it just doesn't sound appealing at all. :shrug:

It's not about how it sounds.

It's about how it feels.

[JJJ]

:flirt:

didn't want any confusion lol

[JJJ]

It's not about how it sounds.

It's about how it feels.

this,again.

[HelpMeSleep]

Well, you gotta try it at least once, it might not sound appealing, but you might enjoy it. you never know.
I really don't want anything up my ass though..

It's not about how it sounds.

It's about how it feels.
but see, I bet giving feels good. receiving probably sucks. so anal's good for the guy, sucks for the girl.

[anamericangod]

I really don't want anything up my ass though..


but see, I bet giving feels good. receiving probably sucks. so anal's good for the guy, sucks for the girl.

I guess that's why lots of girls enjoy it then, right?

[JJJ]

I really don't want anything up my ass though..


but see, I bet giving feels good. receiving probably sucks. so anal's good for the guy, sucks for the girl.

If it didn't feel good to girls, it wouldnt be so popular, and gay men do it as well, something has to feel good..

[swt_catastrophe]

chances are they have never actually done it
this is your first post?
lol.
If it didn't feel good to girls, it wouldnt be so popular, and gay men do it as well, something has to feel good..
you'd be surprised at the number of girls who will do things just for the guy though..

[HelpMeSleep]

I guess that's why lots of girls enjoy it then, right?
the only friends of mine who have done it and talked about it didn't like it. :shrug:

it just doesn't appeal to me. so it's something I won't do.

[JJJ]

you'd be surprised at the number of girls who will do things just for the guy though..

True, but still.

[anamericangod]

the only friends of mine who have done it and talked about it didn't like it. :shrug:

it just doesn't appeal to me. so it's something I won't do.

Probably time to find better friends.

You should have anal with that guy you miss. I bet it'd be the greatest night of your life.

[HelpMeSleep]

If it didn't feel good to girls, it wouldnt be so popular, and gay men do it as well, something has to feel good..
I don't know. it's just not my thing. I'll try other things but I don't want to try that.

this is your first post?
lol.

you'd be surprised at the number of girls who will do things just for the guy though..
haha I said the same thing!

and that's the truth for sure.

[HelpMeSleep]

Probably time to find better friends.

You should have anal with that guy you miss. I bet it'd be the greatest night of your life.
I bet not. and he didn't want anal. which actually added to his appeal.

[anamericangod]

I bet not. and he didn't want anal. which actually added to his appeal.

Obviously why the relationship didn't work out.

[swt_catastrophe]

I bet not. and he didn't want anal. which actually added to his appeal.
he was a keeper!
minus the whole pay me for sex thing

[HelpMeSleep]

Obviously why the relationship didn't work out.
haha. I wish.

he was a keeper!
minus the whole pay me for sex thing
this is true too haha.

[JJJ]

Obviously why the relationship didn't work out.

anal is what holds it together.

[HelpMeSleep]

I don't believe you. I don't believe in anal.

[jorn444]

Wow, never really checked out this forum before... good stuff?

Oh, and both seems like the obvious choice here.

[HelpMeSleep]

Wow, never really checked out this forum before... good stuff?

Oh, and both seems like the obvious choice here.
welcome to PL. :wave:

[swt_catastrophe]

Wow, never really checked out this forum before... good stuff?

Oh, and both seems like the obvious choice here.
it's good for kicks.

[JJJ]

I don't believe you. I don't believe in anal.

well that sucks :-(

If a girl didn't want it, I still would be ok with it though.

[JJJ]

Wow, never really checked out this forum before... good stuff?

Oh, and both seems like the obvious choice here.

hello !

PL= Anal, sex, Anal, Anal, Anal, and discussion that lead to Anal. Enjoy.

[swt_catastrophe]

well that sucks :-(

If a girl didn't want it, I still would be ok with it though.
ummm... rape?

[JJJ]

ummm... rape?

reading my post now sounds retarded.. I meant if a girl didn't want to do anal, I would be ok with not getting it. It's not a huge priority for me, just something that is a nice change up

[jorn444]

Hello to you all as well!

Yeah, about anal... I've always been curious, but I've heard a few horror stories from my friends, and they don't make it sound too appealing.

[JJJ]

Hello to you all as well!

Yeah, about anal... I've always been curious, but I've heard a few horror stories from my friends, and they don't make it sound too appealing.

Yeah, I've heard some shitty stories about it too [no pun intended]. But I enjoyed it when i did it and the girl liked it as well, only done it a handle of times though..

[jorn444]

Yeah, I've heard some shitty stories about it too [no pun intended]. But I enjoyed it when i did it and the girl liked it as well, only done it a handle of times though..
I just could never bring the idea of anal sex up to girl with a straight face. Every time I had ever thought about asking my ex, I just starting cracking up and she'd be like "what?"

sooooooooo awkward.

[swt_catastrophe]

reading my post now sounds retarded.. I meant if a girl didn't want to do anal, I would be ok with not getting it. It's not a huge priority for me, just something that is a nice change up
lol. i figured you didn't actually mean it that way.
it was funny, nonetheless

[HelpMeSleep]

well that sucks :-(

If a girl didn't want it, I still would be ok with it though.
:shrug:

I got what you said. that's good though.

Hello to you all as well!

Yeah, about anal... I've always been curious, but I've heard a few horror stories from my friends, and they don't make it sound too appealing.
I don't think it sounds particularly appealing either.

[JJJ]

I just could never bring the idea of anal sex up to girl with a straight face. Every time I had ever thought about asking my ex, I just starting cracking up and she'd be like "what?"

sooooooooo awkward.

the chick I did it with was somewhat of a whore and brought it up herself while we were fucking. Kinda awkward, but what kinda man denies it? not me.

lol. i figured you didn't actually mean it that way.
it was funny, nonetheless

well I'm glad you got it and laughed

[swt_catastrophe]

the chick I did it with was somewhat of a whore and brought it up herself while we were fucking. Kinda awkward, but what kinda man denies it? not me.



well I'm glad you got it and laughed
lol. do tell.
how did she delicately phrase that one?
or did she?

[jorn444]

the chick I did it with was somewhat of a whore and brought it up herself while we were fucking. Kinda awkward, but what kinda man denies it? not me.

Yeah, if the girl actually brought it up and suggested it... who am I to turn it down? Something new.

Actually, I'd be much more down for "titty fucking" than anal. Is there any other say or convey "titty fucking" without sounding like a total tool. I mean, anal at least sounds a little sophisticated... they don't always have to call it "ass fucking" haha.

[HelpMeSleep]

Yeah, if the girl actually brought it up and suggested it... who am I to turn it down? Something new.

Actually, I'd be much more down for "titty fucking" than anal. Is there any other say or convey "titty fucking" without sounding like a total tool. I mean, anal at least sounds a little sophisticated... they don't always have to call it "ass fucking" haha.
I can't come up with anything for that.

[JJJ]

lol. do tell.
how did she delicately phrase that one?
or did she?

It wasn't delicately phrased at all it went as i was fucking her while she sat on my reverse so i was looking at her back, she's moaning and goes "you wanna put it in my ass" and i literally said " sure, why not"

Yeah, if the girl actually brought it up and suggested it... who am I to turn it down? Something new.

Actually, I'd be much more down for "titty fucking" than anal. Is there any other say or convey "titty fucking" without sounding like a total tool. I mean, anal at least sounds a little sophisticated... they don't always have to call it "ass fucking" haha.

titty fucking is pretty boring, rather get some head.

[swt_catastrophe]

It wasn't delicately phrased at all it went as i was fucking her while she sat on my reverse so i was looking at her back, she's moaning and goes "you wanna put it in my ass" and i literally said " sure, why not"



titty fucking is pretty boring, rather get some head.
hahaha. i love it.

[jorn444]

titty fucking is pretty boring, rather get some head.

Well that goes without saying, blowjobs are almost better than sex. (when i'm feeling really lazy, they actually are ;-) )

[JJJ]

hahaha. i love it.

I'm glad she wasn't facing me because i was basically laughing at her. It was awesome.

Well that goes without saying, blowjobs are almost better than sex. (when i'm feeling really lazy, they actually are ;-) )

Head>Sex anyday my friend. No questions i will do either or, I love to please my women, but if I get to choose that's what it's going to be.

[swt_catastrophe]

I'm glad she wasn't facing me because i was basically laughing at her. It was awesome.



Head>Sex anyday my friend. No questions i will do either or, I love to please my women, but if I get to choose that's what it's going to be.
that's awesome. seriously.

i think a lot of girls would say this too.

[JJJ]

that's awesome. seriously.

i think a lot of girls would say this too.

are you saying to me that you'd rather give head? because if you are I must marry you.

[jorn444]

are you saying to me that you'd rather give head? because if you are I must marry you.

I was about to ask the same thing...

[swt_catastrophe]

are you saying to me that you'd rather give head? because if you are I must marry you.

I was about to ask the same thing...
lols.

[JJJ]

lols.
perhaps.
/sluttiness.

where do you live so I can come woo you? I need to marry you.

/creepy i know

[swt_catastrophe]

and i was saying some girls would rather have a guy..
(how to put this delicately) kiss them below than just screw
not that i'm saying i'm one of them

[swt_catastrophe]

where do you live so I can come woo you? I need to marry you.

/creepy i know
you are a creep.

[JJJ]

you are a creep.


I know I know, I'm sorry.

[jorn444]

and i was saying some girls who rather have a guy..
(how to put this delicately) kiss them below than just screw
not that i'm saying i'm one of them

Considering what everyone has been talking about in this thread, I don't think you need to put anything delicately.

And that would make sense, getting pleasure without having to do any work yourself is golden.

[swt_catastrophe]

Considering what everyone has been talking about in this thread, I don't think you need to put anything delicately.

And that would make sense, getting pleasure without having to do any work yourself is golden.
yes, well, every once in awhile, i realize i'm talking quite crudely..
and i try to get my manners back

[JJJ]

So we have all determined then Head>Sex>Anal correct?

[jorn444]

So we have all determined then Head>Sex>Anal correct?

Agreed.

[JJJ]

I like how this went from tits or ass, to anal, to head, to head rules over anything.

[jorn444]

yeah, this kinda got turned on its head.

[bustamebus]

yeah, this kinda got turned on its head.

ba-zing!

[SgtFumunda]

I like my women fertile...a big, shapely ass is better for birth-givin'.

[eHaMpToN]

so me and my girls are wondering which you guys like more...tits or ass?

show me both.

[kwsqd]

I'm kind of surprised tits are winning. Personally, I think ass is far more important. I see attractive flat-chested girls with nice asses all the time. But when I see a girl with big tits and a terrible ass, it just ruins it, ya know? Probably because a lot of times big tits equals chunky.
this.
the size doesn't really matter... as long as they're nice... but a decent ass is a must.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

haha tits. I haven't used that word since I was like 12.

[kwsqd]

you've come a long way since then!

[Fallinto_rhythm]

do I sense sarcasm in that post, Ken?

[kwsqd]

haha I was kidding

[chronomic]

I'd take a nice firm full ass and small titties over big titties and a flat ass any day of the gdamn year.

[Brandon Allin]

Naturally, I like both, but almost all of the girls I've been interested in, including the one right now, have had small chests, so take that for what it's worth. If a girl is gorgeous, chest size doesn't matter.

[JJJ]

If she doesn't have the face, neither really matters.

[alcoholandirony]

tits.

[bobby runs]

im more of an ass man.

i dont really like big tits

[Burning Star IV]

http://www.b3tards.com/upload/assman.jpg

[nonamesleft]

Wow, you're a reaaal class act. What kind of girl says tits?

Me.

[WFUJerseyJon]

in the immortal words of the bloodhound gang, hooray for boobies

[duhpunk]

face > figure > legs > boobs > butt

[duhpunk]

in the immortal words of the bloodhound gang, hooray for boobies

lol. yesss

I need to find a.....new vagina.....any kinda.....new vagina....

[bobby runs]

face > figure > legs > boobs > butt
Well if we are doing that (based on body only) then for me its:

face>body type>butt>boobs

[a7xrockerangel]

Me.


lol. knew i wasn't the only one

[a7xrockerangel]

wow. 50 -50. kinda hard to believe. lol

[nonamesleft]

lol. knew i wasn't the only one

I think she's just self conscience about hers..

[Anthony Lutz]

shit doesn't come out of tits.

What an excellent rationale!

[pilot_light_out]

wow they are neck and neck

[bung]

What an excellent rationale!

You know, I've always wondered why there isn't a market for human breast milk. Surely there must be a way to test it to make sure it's safe? Is there some law that prohibits this practice?

If I was given the chance I'd like to try a swig of breast milk today. I can't really remember what it tastes like.

[Anthony Lutz]

You know, I've always wondered why there isn't a market for human breast milk. Surely there must be a way to test it to make sure it's safe? Is there some law that prohibits this practice?

If I was given the chance I'd like to try a swig of breast milk today. I can't really remember what it tastes like.

Excellent sales pitch... When would you like to start production!?

[swt_catastrophe]

You know, I've always wondered why there isn't a market for human breast milk. Surely there must be a way to test it to make sure it's safe? Is there some law that prohibits this practice?

If I was given the chance I'd like to try a swig of breast milk today. I can't really remember what it tastes like.
you mean to drink?
that's disgusting.
and probably.
although i know their are legit ones for mom's & babies, etcdoesn't include pervy men, sorry!

so you want to try. or you have.
those last two sentences make no sense.

oh, and you're gross.

[pilot_light_out]

what's it gonna be?
tits?
or destiny?

tits

[bung]

you mean to drink?
that's disgusting.
and probably.
although i know their are legit ones for mom's & babies, etcdoesn't include pervy men, sorry!

so you want to try. or you have.
those last two sentences make no sense.

oh, and you're gross.

Haha! How is drinking milk from a disgusting, dirty animal like a cow any less gross than drinking human milk?

(I used to suck my mom's teets--so I have tried it before. I'm just saying I'd like to taste human milk today, if only to compare the taste to cow milk.)

And I don't appreciate being called gross. It hurts my self-esteem. :-(

[swt_catastrophe]

Haha! How is drinking milk from a disgusting, dirty animal like a cow any less gross than drinking human milk?

(I used to suck my mom's teets--so I have tried it before. I'm just saying I'd like to taste human milk today, if only to compare the taste to cow milk.)

And I don't appreciate being called gross. It hurts my self-esteem. :-(
i don't.
soy milk, ftw.

yes, well, don't be gross then.

[bung]

i don't.
soy milk, ftw.


lolz, soy milk for the loss. Now that's a disgusting liquid.

yes, well, don't be gross then.

Kind of like ugly people, then?

"You're really ugly."
"What! That's not nice!"
"Yes, well, don't be ugly then."

[swt_catastrophe]

lolz, soy milk for the loss. Now that's a disgusting liquid.



Kind of like ugly people, then?

"You're really ugly."
"What! That's not nice!"
"Yes, well, don't be ugly then."
well, it's healthier.
oh, and i'm lactose-intolerant, so its not really a choice.

haha. what?
you're comparing being ugly to being gross?
and if you aren't making an effort, then yeah.
some people just don't care or make any effort.
so yeah, they can do something about that.
/rant.

[Yes. And?]

Boobs, I say! Having no ass would suck, though.

[Mirrorsandfevers]

Assman

[screamoutmyname]

tough choice

[chronomic]

face > figure > legs > boobs > butt

irrelevant.

the figure has so much to so with the butt.

i'm not saying a full chest doesnt round off the figure well, but the ass puts the curve of the lowerback and legs into full swing. without it, the complete figure wouldnt make sense.

[amysaurus]

Haha wow you guys put a lot of thought into this.

[speak easy]

very hard decision but i have to go with tits

[speak easy]

face > figure > legs > boobs > butt

figure=boobs and ass

[Neo Cassady]

My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hun

[speak easy]

its pretty close so far

[PezMullet]

BOOBIES!

but everything more than a handful is a waste

[hf57]

tittiessssssssss

[YeahRiight]

boobs are nice to look at, but speaking in practicality, better ass = better sex so that is more important.

if im just looking though, titties for dayyyyyyyssssss

[fadedmemories]

this thread is epic

[TK]

No it's not

[fadedmemories]

Yes it is

[hellogorgeous]

Asstits


lovelove

[TK]

And I suppose the term "epic", like many others, will once again be overused by idiots

[nonamesleft]

It's good for the lolz

[fadedmemories]

And I suppose the term "epic", like many others, will once again be overused by idiots
Nope :-p
You're just too serious

[Willy McFurgle]

milk dispensers

[lo0serkid1118]

Booty

[DaveZeroZero]

BOOOBIEESSSSS!!!!

x

[TK]

Nope :-p
You're just too serious

Nope, just sick.

[wroteurname]

I usually tend to be more interrested when I'm like woah she has a hot ass, than woah she has big boobs. Generally a nice ass takes effort, boobs just happen.

[DaveZeroZero]

I usually tend to be more interrested when I'm like woah she has a hot ass, than woah she has big boobs. Generally a nice ass takes effort, boobs just happen.
And everyone wants a girl who can look good without any effort.

Ergo boobs > ass

[wroteurname]

And everyone wants a girl who can look good without any effort.

Ergo boobs > ass
Haha, well played.

[JJJ]

I still can't decide.

[pilot_light_out]

I usually tend to be more interrested when I'm like woah she has a hot ass, than woah she has big boobs. Generally a nice ass takes effort, boobs just happen.

Good point.

[fadedmemories]

Nope, just sick.
then get well soon :-d

[a7xrockerangel]

haha. i am really loving the replies to this thread. It is totally awesome. lol Thanks guys!!

[a7xrockerangel]

since it seems that tits are winner, which do you guys prefer, smaller natural ones or bigger fake ones?

[HelpMeSleep]

since it seems that tits are winner, which do you guys prefer, smaller natural ones or bigger fake ones?
just because a girl doesn't have small ones doesn't mean they're fake.

[speak easy]

since it seems that tits are winner, which do you guys prefer, smaller natural ones or bigger fake ones?
big and real...but not toooo big

[a7xrockerangel]

just because a girl doesn't have small ones doesn't mean they're fake.


oh i know that. i was just asking if a guy had a choice between the two, which would he choose. it is basically a do you prefer real or fake ones or do you not care type of question.

[breaking news!]

How about both?
I have C's and a big ass.
(A nice big ass. Not a cellulite big ass.)

[HelpMeSleep]

oh i know that. i was just asking if a guy had a choice between the two, which would he choose. it is basically a do you prefer real or fake ones or do you not care type of question.
lol okay. with the way you worded it though, I had to be a little defensive there.

[DaveZeroZero]

How about both?
I have C's and a big ass.
(A nice big ass. Not a cellulite big ass.)
You have a nice hiney - I would like to be friends with it

/Anchorman.

[ZoSo1886]

boobs give girls power, not ass

[porttheman]

well im white...soooo, tits!!!
haha

[CatDiesel]

How about both?
I have C's and a big ass.
(A nice big ass. Not a cellulite big ass.)

Lemme spank dat ass

[furey]

haha why are we even having this poll?

i say tits & swagger. i'm not fond of women with big asses. but i don't have a problem with that either.

[thesafeword]

The thing about tits is they don't have to be big if they're proportionate to the girl, medium sized boobs on the right girl can be equally hot.

[furey]

Say no to breast implants

[fadedmemories]

How about both?
I have C's and a big ass.
(A nice big ass. Not a cellulite big ass.)
:-0

[HelpMeSleep]

:-0
personally I just found it amusing that she felt the need to announce that.

[fadedmemories]

personally I just found it amusing that she felt the need to announce that.
Very amusing

[DaveZeroZero]

Say no to breast implants
I approve this message.

[furey]

Boob jobs are scary when they're huge. they're gonna eat your face someday. stay away from them

[fadedmemories]

Boob jobs are scary when they're huge. they're gonna eat your face someday. stay away from them
Yup, there is such a thing as too big

[furey]

Yup, there is such a thing as too big

Apparently some women don't know when it's big enough or round enough

[HelpMeSleep]

I actually know a few girls from my high school who already got boob jobs during their first year of college. personally, I never would.

[fadedmemories]

Apparently some women don't know when it's big enough or round enough
True

[furey]

I actually know a few girls from my high school who already got boob jobs during their first year of college. personally, I never would.

that's sad and desperate.i feel sorry for their young boobs

[fadedmemories]

that's sad and desperate.i feel sorry for their young boobs
I feel the same way

[DaveZeroZero]

Man, I love boobs.

Boobs boobs boobs.

:-)

[HelpMeSleep]

that's sad and desperate.i feel sorry for their young boobs
I do too. and their dads bought them for them too which to me is ridiculously awkward.

one of them is literally the most desperate girl ever though. all the girls love to lurk her facebook and make fun of her because she does the trashiest things and the pictures she posts are so lolworthy. and now she finally gets to hang out with the popular boys from high school because she's so easy. there was an album from one party and there wasn't one picture where one of the guys wasn't grabbing her boobs.

[furey]

i like natural boobs and natural ass.

[DaveZeroZero]

I like 'em round, and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you home
And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
'Cause silicone parts are made for toys
I want 'em real thick and juicy

/Sir Mixalot

[furey]

I do too. and their dads bought them for them too which to me is ridiculously awkward.

one of them is literally the most desperate girl ever though. all the girls love to lurk her facebook and make fun of her because she does the trashiest things and the pictures she posts are so lolworthy. and now she finally gets to hang out with the popular boys from high school because she's so easy. there was an album from one party and there wasn't one picture where one of the guys wasn't grabbing her boobs.

guh rich dad's are perverted. well some.

lolworthy is attention and attention is popularity which leads to getting laid and that is "cool" for some

[HelpMeSleep]

i like natural boobs and natural ass.
that's the only way to be. I don't really see the appeal in being fake at all.

[furey]

I like 'em round, and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you home
And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
'Cause silicone parts are made for toys
I want 'em real thick and juicy

/Sir Mixalot


Sir Mixalot should be a surgeon

[HelpMeSleep]

I like 'em round, and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you home
And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
'Cause silicone parts are made for toys
I want 'em real thick and juicy

/Sir Mixalot

I love that song so much. middle school dance memories.

guh rich dad's are perverted. well some.

lolworthy is attention and attention is popularity which leads to getting laid and that is "cool" for some
and all of that is extremely overrated.

[furey]

that's the only way to be. I don't really see the appeal in being fake at all.

Besides fake boobs don't feel good and you might kill the person when it explodes haha

[HelpMeSleep]

Besides fake boobs don't feel good and you might kill the person when it explodes haha
haha. can't really say I've ever really felt fake boobs.

[furey]

haha. can't really say I've ever really felt fake boobs.

You can't escape them when it's crowded on the dancefloor or in the streets

[HelpMeSleep]

You can't escape them when it's crowded on the dancefloor or in the streets
fair enough.

[DaveZeroZero]

Sir Mixalot should be a surgeon
but he'll already cut you up!

I love that song so much. middle school dance memories.
were you bumpin' & grindin'?

haha. can't really say I've ever really felt fake boobs.
you should get some, just so say that you've felt some.

[HelpMeSleep]

were you bumpin' & grindin'?


you should get some, just so say that you've felt some.
haha. no one did at my middle school back then. we were all such good little kids. I remember we'd have the mixed dances with the other two middle schools and we'd be completely scandalized.

honestly, that is the last thing I need. I'd rather get the opposite procedure.

[furey]

Sir Mixalot is probably retired though and has had his wonderful share of ass n titties

[DaveZeroZero]

haha. no one did at my middle school back then. we were all such good little kids. I remember we'd have the mixed dances with the other two middle schools and we'd be completely scandalized.

honestly, that is the last thing I need. I'd rather get the opposite procedure.
you want guys rubbing up against your dick with their butts?

[HelpMeSleep]

you want guys rubbing up against your dick with their butts?
what? where did you get that from?? the second part of what I said was talking about a boob job haha.

[DaveZeroZero]

what? where did you get that from?? the second part of what I said was talking about a boob job haha.
oh, right, I see haha.

"she got a breast reduction? but, dude, that's like slapping god across the face!"
"dude, she had back problems!"
"oh."

[furey]

haha. no one did at my middle school back then. we were all such good little kids. I remember we'd have the mixed dances with the other two middle schools and we'd be completely scandalized.

honestly, that is the last thing I need. I'd rather get the opposite procedure.

I love the scandal in Highschool. culture shock and big boobs