STDs

[PezMullet]

List yours

[marchofmarty]

lol

[AP_Punk]

Aids

[billyboatkid]

As far as I know of none.

[PezMullet]

Aids


Nice I always wondered how it is to spit blood

[swt_catastrophe]

omfg.
no.

[Sventhegreat]

The clap.

[AP_Punk]

Nice I always wondered how it is to spit blood

It's great. Want some?

[PezMullet]

It's great. Want some?


Yeah, I'll drop you a line next time I'm in NM

[anamericangod]

Sars

[remedyeli]

I caught the Miley Cyrus.

[swt_catastrophe]

I caught the Miley Cyrus.
yeah, it's going around

[XXKILLXHANNAHXX]

None. But I know a dude who has AIDS=[

[Renee]

Aids
Full Blown AIDS, get it right.

[lovely864md]

A round of applause.

[DaveZeroZero]

Contrary to popular belief, I do not have siphilis. It was, in fact, Cartoon Network which ruined my mind.

[SgtFumunda]

How about...let's play guess the STD.

Cheesy, yellow discharge is a symptom of what STD? Anyone?

[DaveZeroZero]

How about...let's play guess the STD.

Cheesy, yellow discharge is a symptom of what STD? Anyone?
You mean that's not normal!?

[SgtFumunda]

You mean that's not normal!?
Well, normal is a relative term. If you have _______, then I would say cheesy, yellow discharge is, in fact, normal.

[DaveZeroZero]

Well, normal is a relative term. If you have _______, then I would say cheesy, yellow discharge is, in fact, normal.
Oh.

is the term you're looking for "chlamydia"?

[DannySniper]

Oh.

is the term you're looking for "chlamydia"?

You can chla my dia anytime, big boy ;-)

[4N6 science]

They're like Pokemon, gotta catch them all.

[eHaMpToN]

Avian Flu

[Tyler Revolution]

None. But I know a dude who has AIDS=[

I bet your parents wish you had AIDS.

[Burning Star IV]

Gonorrhea

[PezMullet]

I bet your parents wish you had AIDS.


hahaha that's harsh

[sjb2k1]

Dr. Carlisle: [ opens folder ] I don't know how you've done it, James, but you have 107 different venereal diseases.

James Bond: I'm sorry?

Dr. Carlisle: 53 of them have been identified.. we've sent samples of 36 others to disease control center in Atlanta - they won't return our calls..

James Bond: But, what about the other 18?

Dr. Carlisle: The other 18, we've never seen before. They actually found some way to mutate spontaneously with other bits and pieces of venereal disease inside of you. Um.. so rare that we don't even have names for them, so we're naming them "Bond-1", "Bond-2", and so on. Then there are three others...

James Bond: Oh... I thought there were only 107?

Dr. Carlisle: Yeah. Well, we're thinking it's a lab report error, because these three are only found in sharks.

[saysmydoctor]

All of them.

[SauzaGold]

They're like Pokemon, gotta catch them all.

hahahhaah

[4N6 science]

hahahhaah

I'm glad you liked that pokemon joke.

[smithariko]

this thread is so fucking funny

[TK]

Feline AIDS

[SauzaGold]

I'm glad you liked that pokemon joke.

:thumbup:

[4N6 science]

can you get STD's from cypering?

[DaveZeroZero]

can you get STD's from cypering?
Imagine my chlamydia-infected snakebites on your dick...

[4N6 science]

Imagine my chlamydia-infected snakebites on your dick...

that's gross.. But right up your alley dave.

[swt_catastrophe]

Dr. Carlisle: [ opens folder ] I don't know how you've done it, James, but you have 107 different venereal diseases.

James Bond: I'm sorry?

Dr. Carlisle: 53 of them have been identified.. we've sent samples of 36 others to disease control center in Atlanta - they won't return our calls..

James Bond: But, what about the other 18?

Dr. Carlisle: The other 18, we've never seen before. They actually found some way to mutate spontaneously with other bits and pieces of venereal disease inside of you. Um.. so rare that we don't even have names for them, so we're naming them "Bond-1", "Bond-2", and so on. Then there are three others...

James Bond: Oh... I thought there were only 107?

Dr. Carlisle: Yeah. Well, we're thinking it's a lab report error, because these three are only found in sharks.
hahhahahahhha. nice.
Imagine my chlamydia-infected snakebites on your dick...
you would.

[4N6 science]

you would.

He did and always will.

[DickfaceChillah]

So nobody really has any? Come on, dirty laundry.

[DaveZeroZero]

that's gross.. But right up your alley dave.
I'd put it right up lil_slut's alley, if you know what I mean.

you would.
I want a t-shirt saying "WOULD" on the front

well, that or "DO WANT"

[swt_catastrophe]

I'd put it right up lil_slut's alley, if you know what I mean.


I want a t-shirt saying "WOULD" on the front

well, that or "DO WANT"
oh no!

i saw a girl one time wearing a wifebeater that had her phone number on the front & back.
slut.

[DaveZeroZero]

oh no!

i saw a girl one time wearing a wifebeater that had her phone number on the front & back.
slut.
I'd call her up, you know?

[HelpMeSleep]

I'd call her up, you know?
you would.

like your user title btw.

[DaveZeroZero]

you would.

like your user title btw.
haha, thanks =]

here's a picture of me with it on my chest:

http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k162/davethebassman/CIMG1825.jpg

I'm so rad, yo.

[atticus1492]

Parkinson's

[DaveZeroZero]

Michael J. Fox!

[HelpMeSleep]

haha, thanks =]

here's a picture of me with it on my chest:

http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k162/davethebassman/CIMG1825.jpg

I'm so rad, yo.
hahah that's awesome! I love it! :-d

[DaveZeroZero]

hahah that's awesome! I love it! :-d
Haha - Jack & Alex enjoyed it too :-)

[swt_catastrophe]

omg. dave.
so did any girls say yes?

[Chris Fallon]

All Time Load?

[pilot_light_out]

cue the lines that remind everyone to wear protection

dont be a fool, wrap your tool

[WakeUpBlondie]

Through being cool
Stay What you are
in reverie
up's and down's
sound the alarm

[argg_xo]

They're like Pokemon, gotta catch them all.
jigglypuff?

[4N6 science]

jigglypuff?

is that a real pokemon?


I really like chinpokomon, like SHOE!

[argg_xo]

is that a real pokemon?


I really like chinpokomon, like SHOE!
yes! jigglypuff is a real pokemon! why are you talking about shoes?

[XXKILLXHANNAHXX]

I bet your parents wish you had AIDS.
Asshole much?

[thesafeword]

A round of applause.
Mary approves.

Probably not.

[lovely864md]

Mary approves.

Probably not.

No, I just got the clap so many times that it mutated.

[lo0serkid1118]

Nothing :)

[Willy McFurgle]

None

[SLoT]

Munchausen syndrome

[intensified]

I caught the Miley Cyrus.

Nice.

[remedyeli]

Nice.

Not really.
I'm not really proud about having it.

[intensified]

Not really.
I'm not really proud about having it.

Haha, no kidding. It made me chuckle though, regardless.

[June_Bug]

One of my friends ex is pretty much a slut and she has a combo of STD's: Gonorherpasphillaids = not good.

[breaking news!]

One of my friends told me this one time.
"I see STD's like cupcakes. If you have them, you might as well share them."

But, I am clean. Got tested in June, praise the lord.

[alx.sully]

Can you get STDs from masturbating?
in not, I'm totally clean

[hellogorgeous]

Through being cool
Stay What you are
in reverie
up's and down's
sound the alarm


ditto

[theguy77]

STDs > the band STD

[theguy77]

i know, how many times has that joke been made, right? worth a shot :shrug:

[remedyeli]

One of my friends ex is pretty much a slut and she has a combo of STD's: Gonorherpasphillaids = not good.

wow that sounds horrid.
Plenty of fish in the sea, but some you don't want to catch.
And your friend's ex is one of them.

[DaveZeroZero]

They've got a waxwork of Miley Cyrus at madame tussauds in london - why?

[PezMullet]

They've got a waxwork of Miley Cyrus at madame tussauds in london - why?


they should do Miley Cyrus' inflatable dolls... a couple of people here would buy them

[DaveZeroZero]

they should do Miley Cyrus' inflatable dolls... a couple of people here would buy them
sure, why not?

[Tyler Revolution]

Asshole much?

people say im young.but i would like to think that my outlook on this world and my thoughts. are just as important as that of an older person.i loath the way in which this world is portrayed and operates.we live in a world where our government cares for only the amount of money they have. and how many peoples lives they are ruining.kids under 15 are lying to their parents, drinking, smoking and fucking,thinking this is the way to fit it, that this is how to be cool and accepted.they go home to their parents and deceive on a nightly basis, be glad that you have them and their support in your life.the judgemental hypocritcal opinions of people around us make people more intent on fitting in, than being ourselves.people are so scared of being themselves that they must pretend to be happy being what they most despise.you can no longer look different, act different or even listen to different music, without being patronized by others.same sex couples may no longer walk down the street hand in hand without fear of being discriminated.nor can they marry or adopt a child. something all other couples have been able to do for decades.the word love is defined as a profound tender, passionate affection for another person.nothing has been written about it only existing between partners of different gender.i have come to realise that i am more complicated and confusing than i once thought i was.i dont think i am better than anyone else. i dont think my opinion means any more than any other persons opinion.but i would like to think that one day we will live in a world where we can express our opinions freely.and that someone will be there to listen.


is this my life.or am i yet to begin it.
i have nothing to show for the last seventeen years.
and im begining to wonder if i ever will.

i am not like the rest.and i dont give a fuck what you think. i am not a touchy, feely person.i like to have my own space.i HATE people controling me.

i am not any little name.you would like to apply to my face.i am not emo.i am not scene.i am not punk.i am not goth.i have a name.its called logan.i would prefer.if you called me by that.instead of calling me.a sub-culture.

[maiabean]

people say im young.but i would like to think that my outlook on this world and my thoughts. are just as important as that of an older person.i loath the way in which this world is portrayed and operates.we live in a world where our government cares for only the amount of money they have. and how many peoples lives they are ruining.kids under 15 are lying to their parents, drinking, smoking and fucking,thinking this is the way to fit it, that this is how to be cool and accepted.they go home to their parents and deceive on a nightly basis, be glad that you have them and their support in your life.the judgemental hypocritcal opinions of people around us make people more intent on fitting in, than being ourselves.people are so scared of being themselves that they must pretend to be happy being what they most despise.you can no longer look different, act different or even listen to different music, without being patronized by others.same sex couples may no longer walk down the street hand in hand without fear of being discriminated.nor can they marry or adopt a child. something all other couples have been able to do for decades.the word love is defined as a profound tender, passionate affection for another person.nothing has been written about it only existing between partners of different gender.i have come to realise that i am more complicated and confusing than i once thought i was.i dont think i am better than anyone else. i dont think my opinion means any more than any other persons opinion.but i would like to think that one day we will live in a world where we can express our opinions freely.and that someone will be there to listen.


is this my life.or am i yet to begin it.
i have nothing to show for the last seventeen years.
and im begining to wonder if i ever will.

i am not like the rest.and i dont give a fuck what you think. i am not a touchy, feely person.i like to have my own space.i HATE people controling me.

i am not any little name.you would like to apply to my face.i am not emo.i am not scene.i am not punk.i am not goth.i have a name.its called logan.i would prefer.if you called me by that.instead of calling me.a sub-culture.


I don't know if this is from somewhere or if you wrote this yourself (I don't doubt that you did) but if this is your own personal rant, I have to say it's the best rant I have ever had the pleasure of reading.

[Tyler Revolution]

I don't know if this is from somewhere or if you wrote this yourself (I don't doubt that you did) but if this is your own personal rant, I have to say it's the best rant I have ever had the pleasure of reading.

I know, I'm awesome, right?

[maiabean]

I know, I'm awesome, right?


Haha you are indeed :]

[PezMullet]

Got herpes?

[lolwut1337]

I caught the Miley Cyrus.

I...I think I just contracted Miley Cyrus.

[killerswells]

I...I think I just contracted Miley Cyrus.

I just got the Cyrus from the dude in metro station....

He kept telling me to shake shake, shake shake, shake it....do not want

[lolwut1337]

I just got the Cyrus from the dude in metro station....

He kept telling me to shake shake, shake shake, shake it....do not want

oh god, I'm so sorry. My condolences.

[ashmic]

killerswells

[tottivillarossi]

Did you know that if get every STD they cancel each other out...

[ashmic]

Did you know that if get every STD they cancel each other out...

Yes, I read something just like that.

[killerswells]

killerswells

ashmic??

[phil19]

as far as i am aware i am std free

[Kassie09]

If I ever got an STD, I would then find the man that gave it to me and chop his dick off.
JS.

[DaveZeroZero]

I have decided that I am so crazy because I have contracted syphilis from having unprotected sex with too many dogs.