Masturbation

[SoggY ThE OnE]

Anyone?

I prefer my own touch occasionally....

[AP_Punk]

There's probably already a masturbation thread that you can masturbate in.

[breaking news!]

It is only natural.

PS: (Something everyone should know.) Whatever girls tell you, they touch themselves. If they deny it, you have the right to call bullshit.

[breaking news!]

LMAO how come we always end up in the same threads??

[SoggY ThE OnE]

There's probably already a masturbation thread that you can masturbate in.

There most likely is...But why re hash old stuff?
let's have a new conversation about masturbation.



OMGOMg I am Dying of laughter!!!!

[Fallinto_rhythm]

It is only natural.

PS: (Something everyone should know.) Whatever girls tell you, they touch themselves. If they deny it, you have the right to call bullshit.


Not true. I don't need to touch myslef, that's what booty call are for. I'm assuming you do though, and there's nothing wrong with that, it's just not my thangggg,

[64 % chance]

girls don't masturbate...fact

[AP_Punk]

It helps guitar players.

[billyboatkid]

Sadly that is the only touch I felt in the last year... :(

[billyboatkid]

Not true. I don't need to touch myslef, that's what booty call are for. I'm assuming you do though, and there's nothing wrong with that, it's just not my thangggg,

Call me up sometime... JK

[alx.sully]

i masturbate only when between girlfriends
(could also be phrased as)
i masturbate all the time

[spansen]

Not true. I don't need to touch myslef, that's what booty call are for. I'm assuming you do though, and there's nothing wrong with that, it's just not my thangggg, booty calls? o rly?

[spansen]

why is almost everyone from IN?

that makes me sad.

[xcatharticxlove]

girls don't masturbate...fact

that my friend is definitely false.

[spansen]

that my friend is definitely false.
i know that statement as true, too... that it's false, i mean.

[breaking news!]

why is almost everyone from IN?

that makes me sad.

I come from a land not of IN, but of CT!

[spansen]

i said almost.

[thesafeword]

Masturbation is awkward to talk about.

[spansen]

agreed.
but it's a public forum, and i only really know one person on here, so i don't care.

[thesafeword]

I know nobody on here, so I'll openly admit that it's pretty fucking fun.

[TK]

Girls don't masturbate. Science says so

[spansen]

haha.. see, nothing to worry about.

[spansen]

Girls don't masturbate. Science says sofox and the hound is on tv this weekend, and i want to watch it.. if only i remember when it's on..

actually, i have to learn when it's on, first.

[xkAyrAzyx]

Girls don't masturbate. Science says so
right.. all those fancy tools are just for show.

[MidCal]

right.. all those fancy tools are just for show.
so thats a yes?

[drudo182]

How do you do this again?

[spansen]

dumb question

[xkAyrAzyx]

so thats a yes?
it's a maybe. I guess. ... ... ..

[thesafeword]

She masturbates.

[MidCal]

why are girls so much more timid to admit it?

[Billy Da Mute]

idk i guess they think its gross or some shit


but seriously...everyone loves masturbation

[spansen]

it's awkward in real life conversation. it's fun to joke about, though.

[xkAyrAzyx]

this is so weird...

[Billy Da Mute]

it's awkward in real life conversation. it's fun to joke about, though.

its only awkward if people make it, there's plenty of non awkward masturbation conversations to be had haha

[spansen]

kayrazy, you probably don't know anyone here, it's safe to admit it.

[thesafeword]

It's also safe to post pictures.

[TK]

right.. all those fancy tools are just for show.

Basically

[xkAyrAzyx]

it shouldn't be akward... it's not getting-caught-picking-your-nose akward.

[spansen]

i pick my nose in public a lot.. but generally just to get a dry booger out and flick it.. and it's generally one that doesn't require much digging.

[thesafeword]

Pictures puh-lease, kay-razy.

[MidCal]

It's also safe to post pictures.
preferably noodz

[xkAyrAzyx]

kayrazy, you probably don't know anyone here, it's safe to admit it.
aha.. I'm not saying me.. I'm just saying girls do. I find it strange to shove objects.... well.. yeah.

[Billy Da Mute]

try getting caught jerking off to your own ass in the mirror :-d

talk about awkward

[spansen]

aha.. I'm not saying me.. I'm just saying girls do. I find it strange to shove objects.... well.. yeah.
you don't need a dildo to masturbate.

you have hands.

[MidCal]

:jackoff:

[spansen]

that emoticon pretty much makes no sense, and if i didn't look it up to see what it was called i wouldn't have an idea what it was doing.

[thesafeword]

She obviously touches herself.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

Call me up sometime... JK ...or are you kidding? I would call you up if you didn't live sooo damn far, hahaha....JK

booty calls? o rly?

Yes, booty calls. They're reallly bitchin' as long as the other person isn't a clinger that is

[Billy Da Mute]

WOOOO yay

[MidCal]

Yes, booty calls. They're reallly bitchin' as long as the other person isn't a clinger that is
We need more girls like you in California.

[spansen]

Yes, booty calls. They're reallly bitchin' as long as the other person isn't a clinger that is
stories?

[Fallinto_rhythm]

We need more girls like you in California.
hahaha, I guess that's a good thing?

stories?
haha, well, not on here.

[spansen]

oh, but there should be.

[MidCal]

hahaha, I guess that's a good thing?
Yeah its a great thing. Its rare to find a good looking girl who likes booty calls.

[billyboatkid]

...or are you kidding? I would call you up if you didn't live sooo damn far, hahaha....JK



Yes, booty calls. They're reallly bitchin' as long as the other person isn't a clinger that is

Lol or are you kidding, cause I was, but then I wasn't.

Next time I'm in Jersey I'll make sure to give you a ring.

Hopefully I'm not a dinnger.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

Yeah its a great thing. Its rare to find a good looking girl who likes booty calls.


Well, I guess this is a rare occasion.

Lol or are you kidding, cause I was, but then I wasn't.

Next time I'm in Jersey I'll make sure to give you a ring.

Hopefully I'm not a dinnger.

Haha, I wasn't kidding the whole time, I just didn't want to look like a creeper.

Call me out of the loop, but a dinnger?

[Fallinto_rhythm]

oh, but there should be.


haha no, not hereeee!

[spansen]

well, where?

[billyboatkid]

Well, I guess this is a rare occasion.



Haha, I wasn't kidding the whole time, I just didn't want to look like a creeper.

Call me out of the loop, but a dinnger?

hahaha

me either. But, I'm glad it all worked out for the better lol

Thank you for boosting my non existent self esteem/confidence!

I have no clue. I thought you typed that. I guess I was mistaken.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

well, where?
I don't know? Maybe in a dark alley way? Behind the dumpster.

hahaha

me either. But, I'm glad it all worked out for the better lol

Thank you for boosting my non existent self esteem/confidence!

I have no clue. I thought you typed that. I guess I was mistaken.


Well, I always enjoy giving a boost! You're cute, nooo joke! haha

Nooope I did not type that. I just sat here deciding what you meant by that, and when I couldn't figure it out I decided to ask!

[billyboatkid]

I don't know? Maybe in a dark alley way? Behind the dumpster.




Well, I always enjoy giving a boost! You're cute, nooo joke! haha

Nooope I did not type that. I just sat here deciding what you meant by that, and when I couldn't figure it out I decided to ask!

lol a boost in which way. jk

Well thank you, you are very pretty yourself. It's actually pretty crazy, because you look a lot like my friend Christine. She's Italian, the resemblance is nuts.

I thought you said Dinger.

[spansen]

who says dinger?

[billyboatkid]

She does lol.

EDIT: my eyes deceive me. She said Clinger. lol

[Fallinto_rhythm]

lol a boost in which way. jk

Well thank you, you are very pretty yourself. It's actually pretty crazy, because you look a lot like my friend Christine. She's Italian, the resemblance is nuts.

I thought you said Dinger.

Haha a boost as in a reference to something maybe inappropriate! haha

Thanks! I hope she's pretty and you're not saying that thinking to yourself she's gross, haha.

Well, I am half Italian half English so maybe that has something to do with it.

[billyboatkid]

Haha a boost as in a reference to something maybe inappropriate! haha

Thanks! I hope she's pretty and you're not saying that thinking to yourself she's gross, haha.

Well, I am half Italian half English so maybe that has something to do with it.

haha at least you got it.

In no way are you gross lol. Very pretty in fact. I kinda figured you had to have a little italian in you. You live in Jersey. hahaha with all the guido boys.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

haha at least you got it.

In no way are you gross lol. Very pretty in fact. I kinda figured you had to have a little italian in you. You live in Jersey. hahaha with all the guido boys.

Yes, alllllll of the guido boys. It's great.


You have gorgeous eyes by the way, but you probaby hear that more times then you can count.

[billyboatkid]

Yes, alllllll of the guido boys. It's great.


You have gorgeous eyes by the way, but you probaby hear that more times then you can count.

LMAO. Ah I've always wanted to meet one. They are a special breed.

Well thank you. I used to get that a lot, but not so much anymore. :)

[Fallinto_rhythm]

LMAO. Ah I've always wanted to meet one. They are a special breed.

Well thank you. I used to get that a lot, but not so much anymore. :)


Haha, I swear on my life this is their famous line "I'm Italian, I'm from Brooklyn" This kid I went to school with all of my life said that to me and I was like Oh, I'm sorry I didn't realize you teleported to Brooklyn everyday in school and just your body was left present for everyone to see. They all talk with the "new yawk" accents even though pretty much none of them are. It cracks me up.

Whaaat you don't hear it anymore! The people in NM must be lacking!

[billyboatkid]

Haha, I swear on my life this is their famous line "I'm Italian, I'm from Brooklyn" This kid I went to school with all of my life said that to me and I was like Oh, I'm sorry I didn't realize you teleported to Brooklyn everyday in school and just your body was left present for everyone to see. They all talk with the "new yawk" accents even though pretty much none of them are. It cracks me up.

Whaaat you don't hear it anymore! The people in NM must be lacking!

Man I love stereo types. We have them for a reason. LMAO
I'm always making fun of Guidos. Sorry, its just because all of the italian kids in albuquerque go to one school. About 85 percent of the student population is italian. It's hilarious.

Their school and my old high school where soccer rivals. My ex went there to.. who happened to also be italian. It seems like NM is the new NJ. jk

I still get it from old ladies. lol

[DannySniper]

try getting caught jerking off to your own ass in the mirror :-d

talk about awkward

:-0

[Fallinto_rhythm]

Man I love stereo types. We have them for a reason. LMAO
I'm always making fun of Guidos. Sorry, its just because all of the italian kids in albuquerque go to one school. About 85 percent of the student population is italian. It's hilarious.

Their school and my old high school where soccer rivals. My ex went there to.. who happened to also be italian. It seems like NM is the new NJ. jk

I still get it from old ladies. lol


Hahaha, and NJ is the new NYC pretty much!

Mmmmm old ladies! My fav.


I'm Nikki by the way :wave:

[billyboatkid]

Hahaha, and NJ is the new NYC pretty much!

Mmmmm old ladies! My fav.


I'm Nikki by the way :wave:

haha, I'm actually going to both places next summer with my buddy boy. Gonna see Lion King on broadway!

Mine to! So wrinkly and decrepit.

Ooooh I like your name, I'm Adam. Nice to formally meet you.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

haha, I'm actually going to both places next summer with my buddy boy. Gonna see Lion King on broadway!

Mine to! So wrinkly and decrepit.

Ooooh I like your name, I'm Adam. Nice to formally meet you.


NYC is a greaaaat place. Lion King is a bitchin' play, ha


hahahaha decrepit, ohhh god I have not heard that word in soooooo long.


Well, Adam it is nice to formally meet you as well.

[Billy Da Mute]

:-0

lol it's from the movie Haggard, im completely straight I swear

[SoggY ThE OnE]

lol it's from the movie Haggard, im completely straight I swear


WooWOoWOo*says in a raspy, metal; dude voice* I'm gonna eat your asshole out!

[ammar]

Ok billy and fallnto rythem, please get a room.

Back on topic, what your fav lubes to masturbate with?

[.invisible ink.]

zTneO6UgRuM

[lovely864md]

I don't even know what to start laughing at in this thread. Hahahahahahahahahaha

[DaveZeroZero]

fap fap fap fap fap fap fap

[4N6 science]

zTneO6UgRuM


:clap:

great vid.





and to stay on subject of the OP, masterbation is good, sometimes for guys you need to clean the pipes out.

[thespearkid]

Hey look! It's that girl who thinks PL is the dirty underbelly of AP. What's she doing? Posting about masturbation and booty calls? OK.

[amour faux]

It is only natural.

PS: (Something everyone should know.) Whatever girls tell you, they touch themselves. If they deny it, you have the right to call bullshit.
would.

edit: on topic, masturbation helps make way for newer sperm cells ;-)

[DaveZeroZero]

fap fap fap fap fap fap fap

[.invisible ink.]

Hey look! It's that girl who thinks PL is the dirty underbelly of AP. What's she doing? Posting about masturbation and booty calls? OK.

hahaha, you so totally read my mind.

[popdisaster00]

fap cubed

[crushlustcrash]

ahahaha.for me friends with benefits is the new mastrubation xD

[kaycey]

ahahaha.for me friends with benefits is the new mastrubation xD
to my friends the whole idea of friends with benefits is just lip deep , they say going any further could ruin the friendship . i hate my friends .

[Fallinto_rhythm]

Ok billy and fallnto rythem, please get a room.

Back on topic, what your fav lubes to masturbate with?

prehaps we could borrow yours?

[brandnew741]

why is almost everyone from IN?

that makes me sad.

its because indiana is so fuckin boring, masturbating is the most exciting thing to do.

[lovely864md]

Hey look! It's that girl who thinks PL is the dirty underbelly of AP. What's she doing? Posting about masturbation and booty calls? OK.

:hitself:

[spansen]

its because indiana is so fuckin boring, masturbating is the most exciting thing to do.
we have a lot more than corn... and masturbation.

ok.

[lo0serkid1118]

Just about everyday for a looooooooong time

[jagermeister]

All day, everyday. Right now too.

[brandnew741]

we have a lot more than corn... and masturbation.

ok.
of course. i just have never found indy to be that eventful, but it does have some good qualities to it.

[SoggY ThE OnE]

Southern Indiana is probably the WORST place in the United States to raise a child.
NOTHING ever happens here.
its so boring

[swt_catastrophe]

Southern Indiana is probably the WORST place in the United States to raise a child.
NOTHING ever happens here.
its so boring
wrong. try growing up in tucson [az]
the suckiest place ever.
thank god for moving away for college.

[.invisible ink.]

yay for masturbation!

[SoggY ThE OnE]

wrong. try growing up in tucson [az]
the suckiest place ever.
thank god for moving away for college.

I live in a town of 15,000 residents.
Wal-Mart is the hangout here.
Now tell me that's pathetic. Please?

[Fallinto_rhythm]

I live in a town of 15,000 residents.
Wal-Mart is the hangout here.
Now tell me that's pathetic. Please?


I bet the teen pregnacy rate is high.

[swt_catastrophe]

I live in a town of 15,000 residents.
Wal-Mart is the hangout here.
Now tell me that's pathetic. Please?
that is pathetic.
you should move.
ugh walmart. i hate that place.
I bet the teen pregnacy rate is high.
seriously.

[a7xrockerangel]

why are girls so much more timid to admit it?


I'm not. i will openly admit that i do it and that i enjoy it.

[eHaMpToN]

masturbation has lost its fun

[MidCal]

masturbation has lost its fun
You're probably doing it wrong.

[eHaMpToN]

You're probably doing it wrong.

my friend said to rub my hand in glue, get it all lathered up and then stick it in a bucket of tacks, then stroke, i only did what he said to do.

[swt_catastrophe]

my friend said to rub my hand in glue, get it all lathered up and then stick it in a bucket of tacks, then stroke, i only did what he said to do.
from what i've heard, you're doing it right.
weird.

[PezMullet]

Ok billy and fallnto rythem, please get a room.

Back on topic, what your fav lubes to masturbate with?

olive oil
10 secs in the microwave
in the crack of a leather couch
ENJOY

[.invisible ink.]

olive oil
10 secs in the microwave
in the crack of a leather couch
ENJOY

and it's good for you too! won't clog your arteries.

[caress me down]

my mother says to get a job but she don't like the one she's got. when masturbation's lost its fun you're fucking lonelyyyyy

[brandnew741]

wrong. try growing up in tucson [az]
the suckiest place ever.
thank god for moving away for college.
but at least you're (semi) close to the ocean and california. growing up in indiana the coolest thing within 500 miles is chicago.

[swt_catastrophe]

but at least you're (semi) close to the ocean and california. growing up in indiana the coolest thing within 500 miles is chicago.
lol @ the semi-close thing.
it takes me an 8-hr drive to get to the beach (socal)
i don't really call that close
course, right now i'm about 15min away, but its cloudy out

[concernedparent]

Bitch is trying to steal my thunder

[thesafeword]

She already stole it.

[bung]

Sometimes I'd rather just masturbate instead of having sex. Is this strange?

[spansen]

you're weird.

[spansen]

of course. i just have never found indy to be that eventful, but it does have some good qualities to it.
there's a variety of places and towns in indiana.

my hometown's pretty alright. my college town is pretty sweet.

[WakeUpBlondie]

Some kid at my school got caught wackin' off in the stall.

His nick name is the sticky bandit, no joke.

[spansen]

lawlz

[WakeUpBlondie]

olive oil
10 secs in the microwave
in the crack of a leather couch
ENJOY

What the fuck dude haha

[thesafeword]

but at least you're (semi) close to the ocean and california. growing up in indiana the coolest thing within 500 miles is chicago.
How do you have such a big avatar?

[spansen]

messy.

[Ailite]

...or are you kidding? I would call you up if you didn't live sooo damn far, hahaha....JK
Yes, booty calls. They're reallly bitchin' as long as the other person isn't a clinger that is

I'm not. i will openly admit that i do it and that i enjoy it.
I like you both.
Some kid at my school got caught wackin' off in the stall.

His nick name is the sticky bandit, no joke.
Hahahahahaha. That's awesome.

But yes. I'm not getting laid right now and won't be for sometime. Don't need to say much else.

[thesafeword]

I know a kid who brags about masturbating 4 times in 30 minutes.

[Ailite]

I know a kid who brags about masturbating 4 times in 30 minutes.
It starts to hurt. I can't imagine that.

[spansen]

yeah, that's become painful.

[thesafeword]

I know and you're probably just blowing dust by the second or thrid time.

[spansen]

i don't have the desire to ever masturbate that often. ever.

[GuitarR0cker1]

Oh boy Personal Life does it again.

[brandnew741]

there's a variety of places and towns in indiana.

my hometown's pretty alright. my college town is pretty sweet.

yeah, i lived in indy the first 18 years of my life so i've seen quite a few.

How do you have such a big avatar?

i dunno, i just found it in ap's library.

[a7xrockerangel]

I like you both.

Hahahahahaha. That's awesome.

But yes. I'm not getting laid right now and won't be for sometime. Don't need to say much else.





haha thanks.

[breaking news!]

why are girls so much more timid to admit it?

Because we have no bodily fuctions. Just like we don't poop either. It's just not lady-like.

[breaking news!]

i don't have the desire to ever masturbate that often. ever.

Really? Shame. Finished fourth time today, and I feel awesome.

[AP_Punk]

X-)

[crushlustcrash]

to my friends the whole idea of friends with benefits is just lip deep , they say going any further could ruin the friendship . i hate my friends .

ahhaha.
dudeee,go find some other friends xD

[DaveZeroZero]

Sometimes I'd rather just masturbate instead of having sex. Is this strange?
You clearly have had some really bad sex.

[spittingpink]

girls don't masturbate...fact


Lies! ;-)

[Cure4commoncold]

Because we have no bodily fuctions. Just like we don't poop either. It's just not lady-like.

Girls don't poop that's a fucking myth. Right? :shake:

[breaking news!]

Girls don't poop that's a fucking myth. Right? :shake:

Well, I lied a little. We do poop, but it smells like roses and daffodils. (Depending on the girl.)

[spansen]

Really? Shame. Finished fourth time today, and I feel awesome.
well.. nice. guy skin goes raw if you do it too much.. i don't know if it works the same for girls.. since it's obviously not dry.

[spansen]

yeah, i lived in indy the first 18 years of my life so i've seen quite a few.where ya from?

[brandnew741]

where ya from?

NE side of Indianapolis - Marion County. You?

[duhpunk]

It helps guitar players.

i back this statement.

[.invisible ink.]

Sometimes I'd rather just masturbate instead of having sex. Is this strange?

You clearly have had some really bad sex.

Perhaps he's just having it with the wrong person.

When you masturbate you can get yourself off much better than someone who doesn't know exactly what works for you (or so I've heard, hehe.)

:slut:

[spansen]

NE side of Indianapolis - Marion County. You?fort wayne, originally.

marion the city has two of my favorite indiana bands.. rodeo ruby love and away with vega.

[duhpunk]

i masturbate fairly regularly. it's enjoyable.

mutual masturbation with a girl is even better though.

[AP_Punk]

i back this statement.

High five!

[thespearkid]

Has anyone ever tried the banana-in-the-microwave technique?

[Cure4commoncold]

What exactly is mutual masturbation. I'm guessing just getting each other off at the same time?

[breaking news!]

What exactly is mutual masturbation. I'm guessing just getting each other off at the same time?

Isn't that just a term for another person using their hands on another? That's how I understood it.

[.invisible ink.]

Has anyone ever tried the banana-in-the-microwave technique?

please elaborate on this! i hope it's something for guys cuz a smooshy banana could get um, rather messy, if it's for a chick's youknowwhat. Eww.

[.invisible ink.]

What exactly is mutual masturbation. I'm guessing just getting each other off at the same time?

i thought it was two people doing themselves individually but in front of each other? No/very little touching of one another involved but I could be wrong?

[spittingpink]

Definitions:
"Mutual Masturbation" can mean any the following sexually related activities engaged in by either males or females in pairs or groups:

One person masturbating in the presence of another person but not touching each other.
One person physically touching another person to masturbate as the other person does the same during or after.
More than two people masturbating in the presence of each other in a group but not touching each other.
More than two people physically touching each other to masturbate as a group.
The manual stimulation of each other's genitals where the session eventually leads to sex.

is mutual masturbation cheating?

like if you don't actually touch the other person....surly it doesn't count?

[MidCal]

I don't think it's any worse than porn or strip club

[spittingpink]

so my guy couldn't get pissed at me for it? if i claim its just like porn?

[MidCal]

I don't know how your guy would feel about it, but if you were my girl, I wouldnt care.;-)

[Cure4commoncold]

so my guy couldn't get pissed at me for it? if i claim its just like porn?

lawl LIVE porn....

[duhpunk]

by mutual, i meant getting each other off.

[spittingpink]

so.....let me get this right....if my guy finds out that I've been watching and letting a guy I know watch me masturbate on webcam and send each other extreemly dirty texts....i can probably claim its just like porn....and he looks at porn so it fair!?
:-d

[thesafeword]

Uh no, that would be cheating.

[spittingpink]

really? the guys like an hour away (different postcode) theres no touching and my buy isnt even in the country! (and wont be till October!)

[MidCal]

Uh no, that would be cheating.
Do you think looking at porn is cheating?

[thesafeword]

No, but letting another guy watch you masturbate on webcam and dirty texting him is.

[spittingpink]

well he cant expect me to be a nun for 3 months!!!

[MidCal]

Why dont you do the whole webcam thing with your guy?

[spittingpink]

He's out at sea and un-contactable. I get like 1 text every few days, I may as well be single!

[thesafeword]

Okay, your situation is a little different, but still dishonest. That being said, n00dz?

[spittingpink]

:boobies:

[Cure4commoncold]

This thread will be the end of me if I laugh anymore.

[spansen]

:boobies:
i think he meant real nudes.

[thesafeword]

I did mean real n00dz.

[spansen]

yeah, so.. deliver.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

what's this talk about nudes I heaaaarrr

[spansen]

oh, you know, the usual plea for them that never amounts to anything.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

you need to be subtle about it if you want to get anything.

[spansen]

no one's going to ever do it anyway

[hooray!]

so.....let me get this right....if my guy finds out that I've been watching and letting a guy I know watch me masturbate on webcam and send each other extreemly dirty texts....i can probably claim its just like porn....and he looks at porn so it fair!?
:-d

what the fuck? if i found out my girlfriend was doing this whether I knew the guy or not, we'd be done. might wanna reconsider being a dumb cunt.

[thespearkid]

well he cant expect me to be a nun for 3 months!!!
Of course not, especially since you're obviously so used to being a whore.

[DaveZeroZero]

well he cant expect me to be a nun for 3 months!!!
You're about as much use to the world as a nun's vagina.

[spittingpink]

I wouldn't necessarily say I'm a whore, I've had like 1 guy this year!

I should probably explain....I'm not usually like this, I've never cheated on anyone in my life, even when I knew someone was cheating on me I couldn't do it, but I've not been with this guy long, I'm not sure how either of us feels about things and I could potentially be saving myself for this guy for 3 months and h then split as soon as he gets back!

I've got a REALLY high sex drive, I'm usually hornier than a 14 yr old boy and I think its made worse by the fact that he's away and I cant have him, but I keep getting offers from 3 other guys, one of whom is much fitter than my guy and at least 2 I think will be better in bed than my guy.....its all a bit weird, cos like I said, I'm not usually like this....but then I'm not usually in this position!

EDIT: as for the nude shots....yes I have some, there are even some online, but I aint telling ya where! ;-)

[DaveZeroZero]

I wouldn't necessarily say I'm a whore, I've had like 1 guy this year!

I should probably explain....I'm not usually like this, I've never cheated on anyone in my life, even when I knew someone was cheating on me I couldn't do it, but I've not been with this guy long, I'm not sure how either of us feels about things and I could potentially be saving myself for this guy for 3 months and h then split as soon as he gets back!

I've got a REALLY high sex drive, I'm usually hornier than a 14 yr old boy and I think its made worse by the fact that he's away and I cant have him, but I keep getting offers from 3 other guys, one of whom is much fitter than my guy and at least 2 I think will be better in bed than my guy.....its all a bit weird, cos like I said, I'm not usually like this....but then I'm not usually in this position!

EDIT: as for the nude shots....yes I have some, there are even some online, but I aint telling ya where! ;-)
links plz.

but why don't you just give your guy a long-distance call telling him it's over and then have casual sex with the three other guys? You would so win in that outcome.

[furey]

You're about as much use to the world as a nun's vagina.

Maybe nun's have a secret ritual of holy masturbation. you know, to bless themselves for the good that they've done.

l o l

[DaveZeroZero]

Maybe nun's have a secret ritual of holy masturbation. you know, to bless themselves for the good that they've done.

l o l
crucifix masturbation ftw.

[spittingpink]

a) I have no contact with my guy, he's ether working or sleeping so I only hear from him when he texts me and I just get one text and that's it for the next few days.

b)I do actually like my fellla, I just need to spend time with him to know whats going on, but like i said, he's not back till October.

c)I don't want 3 guys, just one would do, but I'd feel bad about actually cheating on my fella, especially as i know if he is really into me, he'll be really gutted and I don't wanna hurt him.

No links...I dont even know you and that would make me a whore! ;-)

[DaveZeroZero]

a) I have no contact with my guy, he's ether working or sleeping so I only hear from him when he texts me and I just get one text and that's it for the next few days.

b)I do actually like my fellla, I just need to spend time with him to know whats going on, but like i said, he's not back till October.

c)I don't want 3 guys, just one would do, but I'd feel bad about actually cheating on my fella, especially as i know if he is really into me, he'll be really gutted and I don't wanna hurt him.

No links...I dont even know you and that would make me a whore! ;-)
it would only make you an anonymous whore on the internet - which isn't a whore at all, really

after all, we're not paying.

[furey]

crucifix masturbation ftw.

Ooh talk about sacrifice. hallelujah

a) I have no contact with my guy, he's ether working or sleeping so I only hear from him when he texts me and I just get one text and that's it for the next few days.


That's quite challenging. you should have fun more and mingle. he won't know. it's not a crime ;)

[DaveZeroZero]

That's quite challenging. you should have fun more and mingle. he won't know. it's not a crime ;)
it is in Iran.

[spittingpink]

But I'm not in iran! so I'm good! party time!!! :overhead:

[furey]

But I'm not in iran! so I'm good! party time!!! :overhead:

Well we can only masturbate in this thread

[DaveZeroZero]

Well we can only masturbate in this thread
fapfapfapfapfapfapfap

[spittingpink]

who says I'm not???? hmmmm??????

nah....had one about an hour ago....I'm good for a bit now! :-)

[DaveZeroZero]

who says I'm not???? hmmmm??????

nah....had one about an hour ago....I'm good for a bit now! :-)
haha, same

:highfive:

[furey]

This thread needs more social lubricant

[DaveZeroZero]

This thread needs more social lubricant
because we're having interweb anal right here, right now.

[spittingpink]

ask that horse due what he uses! must be some good shit!

[DaveZeroZero]

horse shit?

[spittingpink]

quite possibly!

[furey]

because we're having interweb anal right here, right now.


Threesome?

[spittingpink]

sounds good to me! I've always liked the younger man! haha! ;-)

[furey]

haha that makes me feel like a boy toy. which degrades my manhood.

[spittingpink]

awww.....did lil mr furey feel emasculated? awwww.....how cute! :-d

[furey]

i'm gonna grow a mustache and you'll see how manly i am.

[spittingpink]

Will it be as bad as this one?


http://static.flickr.com/31/100983810_145d9e0d68.jpg

[DaveZeroZero]

haha that makes me feel like a boy toy. which degrades my manhood.
you didn't have a manhood to degrade

/siq burn

Will it be as bad as this one?

no, it'll be as badass as this one:

http://blogs.trb.com/sports/football/jets/blog/joe%20namath%20mustache.jpg

[spittingpink]

oh yeah....for your earlier request for n00dz....technically all that means is a picture of me naked....

well in that case....I'm not wearing anything in this one....
http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v66/71/115/633565222/n633565222_186082_2729.jpg

or this one....

http://photos-f.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v66/71/115/633565222/n633565222_186077_1565.jpg

next time be more specific! ;-)

[furey]

no, it'll be as badass as this one:

http://blogs.trb.com/sports/football/jets/blog/joe%20namath%20mustache.jpg

Either that or THIS http://www.thefishhawk.com/The%20Team%20Page/Mustache.jpg

[spittingpink]

that is fantastic!

[DaveZeroZero]

oh yeah....for your earlier request for n00dz....technically all that means is a picture of me naked....

well in that case....I'm not wearing anything in this one....
http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v66/71/115/633565222/n633565222_186082_2729.jpg

or this one....

http://photos-f.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v66/71/115/633565222/n633565222_186077_1565.jpg

next time be more specific! ;-)
less face, MOAR bewbz.

[spittingpink]

your a classy guy! ;-)

[DaveZeroZero]

your a classy guy! ;-)
*you're

But yes, I'm awesome.

[spittingpink]

pedantic too!

[furey]

oh yeah....for your earlier request for n00dz....technically all that means is a picture of me naked....

well in that case....I'm not wearing anything in this one....
http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v66/71/115/633565222/n633565222_186082_2729.jpg

or this one....

http://photos-f.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v66/71/115/633565222/n633565222_186077_1565.jpg

next time be more specific! ;-)

Is that your seductive dark side face?

[spittingpink]

its my "Ooooo...I've got a new camera but i cant be arsed to put any clothes or make up on before I play with it so I gotta work they eyes" face!

[furey]

aka accidentally seductive face

[spittingpink]

something along those lines! :)

[DaveZeroZero]

pedantic too!
*pedantic, too!
;-)

[.invisible ink.]

you three, get a room, geez!

[spittingpink]

*pedantic, too!
;-)


god i love how many people fall for that one!! haha!

[DaveZeroZero]

care to make it four? ;-)

[.invisible ink.]

care to make it four? ;-)

sorry, i'm happy over here on my side of the pond. thanks for the offer though.

[DaveZeroZero]

sorry, i'm happy over here on my side of the pond. thanks for the offer though.
any time.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

hahahahaha, your side of that pond. That made me chuckle. Ecspecially since you're from North Carolina

[furey]

hahahahaha, your side of that pond. That made me chuckle. Ecspecially since you're from North Carolina

Haha!

Well this thread is called the masturbation thread anything can happen. you can get another room .invisible ink.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

Haha!

Well this thread is called the masturbation thread anything can happen. you can get another room .invisible ink.

ohhh anything can happen? Kind of like what mickey mouse told me at Disney World.


So you're from London, and New York? How's that working out for you?

[furey]

ohhh anything can happen? Kind of like what mickey mouse told me at Disney World.


So you're from London, and New York? How's that working out for you?

Since when did mickey mouse became sexual? although i heard he's been boinking daisy duck and clarabelle the cow.

I'm from London. i just go to NYC a lot for my job. 2nd home of some sort. not too shabby.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

Since when did mickey mouse became sexual? although i heard he's been boinking daisy duck and clarabelle the cow.

I'm from London. i just go to NYC a lot for my job. 2nd home of some sort. not too shabby.

I love the city. It's such a great place.

[furey]

Would that be nyc or london?

[Fallinto_rhythm]

well Manhattan mostly is our city. NYC is all 5 boro's of New York, which I am not a fan of.

[furey]

Well Manhattan keeps it classy

[DaveZeroZero]

Well Manhattan keeps it classy
You stay classy, San Diego!

[furey]

San Diego is now a different kind of classy

[Fallinto_rhythm]

5th ave keeps it classy. Canal street not so much.

[DaveZeroZero]

classy like Ken's mom!

/siq burn

[furey]

Hollywood is Faux Classy

[Fallinto_rhythm]

you're right. I wasn't too much of a fan of Hollywood or LA.

[furey]

then how can you like Disneyland?

[Fallinto_rhythm]

I've never been to DisneyLand only Disney World.

[DaveZeroZero]

Mickey Mouse took me to pleasuretown, not disneyland.

[.invisible ink.]

Haha!

Well this thread is called the masturbation thread anything can happen. you can get another room .invisible ink.

Suck a dick, buddy, this isn't the menage a trois thread, this is about SOLO explorations, not hooking up with your fellow countrymen/sluts that can't wait 3 months to be with their man.

The internetz it is srs biznez.

[furey]

Mickey Mouse took me to pleasuretown, not disneyland.

Minnie Mouse took me to a one night stand resort

[Fallinto_rhythm]

I found out that Panokeo is a real boy.

[furey]

Pinocchio is still a virgin, even though he's real

[Fallinto_rhythm]

poor fella

[DaveZeroZero]

Minnie Mouse took me to a one night stand resort
i think that they call that a motel.

[furey]

She did say, Stay classy Disney

[spansen]

i like goofy most.

[DaveZeroZero]

i like goofy most.
I hear that, if you smother your dick in peanut butter whilst at a Disney theme park, Goofy comes running to lick it off.

[spansen]

that was uncalled for.

[DaveZeroZero]

so was Goofy - he just smelt it and came running.

[spansen]

again, uncalled for, dave.

[furey]

i like goofy most.

Goofy will make you laugh til you get an orgasm. his name says it all.

[bobby runs]

You stay classy, San Diego!
fo sho