Fuck Park Rangers

[Sargent Sausage]

I received a ticket yesterday for 190$,being drunk in public. The park rangers found me and my drunk friends at the bathroom. i was just aiding my friend because he was puking. but im pissed, i want to fight the ticket. but i am far to lazy, should i just pay it? The cop was a dick. i figured last week before school, i want to party , but it appears, i shall be paying a moderate sized fee for my actions. i inquired to the cop if this will go on my record, he said "no". but is he right? he said just pay the ticket and you will be fine. anyone else can any tickets?

[.invisible ink.]

hmm, i could be wrong but i thought stuff like that does go on your record? You might want to check to see what your particular state's law is on the subject.

[popdisaster00]

well it sounds like he didn't give you an underage so i'd be happy for that

[spansen]

infraction deferral? or does that only count towards driving stuff?... i don't know. just pay it.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

Hahah I love people like you. Being drunk in public is illegal. Why do you sound so shocked and annoyed that you got caught?

[spansen]

duhhhhh, he has a ticket!

[Tyler Revolution]

I received a ticket yesterday for 190$,being drunk in public. The park rangers found me and my drunk friends at the bathroom. i was just aiding my friend because he was puking. but im pissed, i want to fight the ticket. but i am far to lazy, should i just pay it? The cop was a dick. i figured last week before school, i want to party , but it appears, i shall be paying a moderate sized fee for my actions. i inquired to the cop if this will go on my record, he said "no". but is he right? he said just pay the ticket and you will be fine. anyone else can any tickets?

How dare he give you a ticket for doing something illegal.

[ForlrnPerplxity]

Hahah I love people like you. Being drunk in public is illegal. Why do you sound so shocked and annoyed that you got caught?
Exactly. People like this crack me up.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

Exactly. People like this crack me up.


Hahahah, it's like people trying the get out of a speeding ticket. "Oh officer, you mean to tell me that back roads aren't 70?"

[lo0serkid1118]

Hahah I love people like you. Being drunk in public is illegal. Why do you sound so shocked and annoyed that you got caught?

Hahahaha you rock :)

[Fallinto_rhythm]

Hahahaha you rock :)



hahahaha, thanks!!:-d

[eHaMpToN]

How dare he give you a ticket for doing something illegal.

i lol'd, witty use of sarcasm there.

[PezMullet]

move up here, you can be drunk in public as much as you want and they won't give a shit. I once puked in the middle of the street in front of a police officer and all he did was laugh. And the legal drinking age is 18 too

[Sargent Sausage]

i know i deserved the ticket, but im just annoyed at myself for doing that i was tryin to help my friend because he was throwing up in the bathroom.

being nice ftl

[atticus1492]

There is a lesson here:

If a friend is puking, leave him the fuck alone. If a cop shows up, ditch your friends and save yourself.

[Ouch]

There is a lesson here:

If a friend is puking, leave him the fuck alone. If a cop shows up, ditch your friends and save yourself.

exactly

[SomedayTheFire]

i totally misread this as fuck power rangers haha

[anamericangod]

What is up with people today posting about how the rules shouldn't apply to them?

[Ouch]

i totally misread this as fuck power rangers haha

lolwaffle

[spansen]

i totally misread this as fuck power rangers hahai honestly keep reading it as that, too.

[caress me down]

i want to grow up and be a national park ranger. fuck college




i'mmmmm a hippy

[spansen]

you still probably need a degree. ha

[Ailite]

1- You're 19
2- Being drunk in public is illegal
3- You got owned

[caress me down]

you still probably need a degree. ha
maybeee. i'm not sure. i know there's a school in arizona you can go to that trains you to be one. you can major in things like "adventure studies"

[remedyeli]

i know i deserved the ticket, but im just annoyed at myself for doing that i was tryin to help my friend because he was throwing up in the bathroom.

being nice ftl

being nice...and drunk.

Seriously though, I consider him being really nice for giving you that ticket, just split it between your drunken friends and be happy he is cutting you some slack since your underage.

[AP_Punk]

I missed that username.

[marchofmarty]

My friend recently got a drinking ticket and was complaining to me about it the other day and my response to him was similar to the ones here.

[Sargent Sausage]

i also received a underage

sweet

[breaking news!]

That is tragic!!

A month ago I had sex in a state park. A ranger drove by twice, and still didn't get caught. I am fond of park rangers.

[bobby runs]

sucks for you i guesss

[DannySniper]

1- You're 19
2- Being drunk in public is illegal
3- You got owned

Not here lololololololol.

[infamous_alias]

The first time I glanced at the title I read "fuck power rangers."

[SLoT]

I received a ticket yesterday for 190$,being drunk in public. The park rangers found me and my drunk friends at the bathroom. i was just aiding my friend because he was puking. but im pissed, i want to fight the ticket. but i am far to lazy, should i just pay it? The cop was a dick. i figured last week before school, i want to party , but it appears, i shall be paying a moderate sized fee for my actions. i inquired to the cop if this will go on my record, he said "no". but is he right? he said just pay the ticket and you will be fine. anyone else can any tickets?

You won't win anyway. Go back to the park, sober, and fucking cut down all the trees you can find or bushes and shit. That'll teach him. (sucks about your situation though)