Help with a wanna(?)-be boyfriend....boyz your help=invaluable

[X-FILER]

There's someone i like.we talk,laugh,have fun,he teases me(he laughed when i told me that my cell fell in the sea and said "you deserved it:-0:-d),and generallyit seems that smt is going on.

i have a friend that knows about him and today he was helping her when the teacher asked the lesson by heart.i wasn't there.he said her everything and not only to her but also to another girl.he did tha to me when i neededit,but no longer(because i on't need it :P).ayway,there's no reason to worry that he might like my friend right?the don't even talk to each other!

[swt_catastrophe]

the high school drama needs to stop.
i'm not going to read all of that, because that would be a waste of time.
but, i will say this..
go for it/don't go for it.
you're 15.
it's not gonna matter in the end, anyways.

[Burning Star IV]

When will you people learn?

ANAL ANAL ANAL

[X-FILER]

because it's not gonna matter in the end,it doesn't mean that there must nothing happen!and i finish my english this year so i don'tthink if i ever see him....:-( and anyway,if you wantto help,help.if ou don't.don't.i need advice.i didn't make anyone give it

what is ANAL??? :-D

[Burning Star IV]

what is ANAL??? :-D
Lol wut?

[swt_catastrophe]

because it's not gonna matter in the end,it doesn't mean that there must nothing happen!and i finish my english this year so i don'tthink if i ever see him....:-( and anyway,if you wantto help,help.if ou don't.don't.i need advice.i didn't make anyone give it

what is ANAL??? :-D
fake account.

[X-FILER]

and why is ANAL related to here???i don't understand!:-dlool

plz sbd help X-)

[eHaMpToN]

I am going to start abbreviating someone as smn

[swt_catastrophe]

why don't you think that there are no chances?you have to try!!!! ;-)
take your own advice before you ask

[X-FILER]

:-pi didn't know if i would be objective

I am going to start abbreviating someone as smn

anyway,i'll shorten the message,if that's what you're saying

[Pigshit]

Do what any other 15 year old girl would do in your situation, Blow him.

[CrenshawPunch]

the high school drama needs to stop.
i'm not going to read all of that, because that would be a waste of time.
but, i will say this..
go for it/don't go for it.
you're 15.
it's not gonna matter in the end, anyways.

I wouldn't say that. I know a fair amount of married couples who got together at that age.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

I miss innocent flirting.

[.invisible ink.]

There's someone i like.we talk,laugh,have fun,he teases me(he laughed when i told me that my cell fell in the sea and said "you deserved it:-0:-d),and generallyit seems that smt is going on.

i have a friend that knows about him and today he was helping her when the teacher asked the lesson by heart.i wasn't there.he said her everything and not only to her but also to another girl.he did tha to me when i neededit,but no longer(because i on't need it :P).ayway,there's no reason to worry that he might like my friend right?the don't even talk to each other!

Please translate the second paragraph into English, it makes NO SENSE. Thank you.

[4N6 science]

where in greece do you live?

[atticus1492]

When will women learn to just wait quietly until a man graces her with the opportunity to suck his dick and allow unrestricted access to her lubed asshole?

[eHaMpToN]

When will women learn to just wait quietly until a man graces her with the opportunity to suck his dick and allow unrestricted access to her lubed asshole?

this might be the most intelligent thing posted on the internet in the history of tubes.

[caress me down]

unreadable.

[fadedmemories]

Do what any other 15 year old girl would do in your situation, Blow him.
True

[wewascontenders]

funny she's from greece.

greek = anal

[spansen]

well, sweet.

[xxCarpeDiem]

I remember middle school. :)

[AndrewIcex]

There's someone i like.we talk,laugh,have fun,he teases me(he laughed when i told me that my cell fell in the sea and said "you deserved it:-0:-d),and generallyit seems that smt is going on.

i have a friend that knows about him and today he was helping her when the teacher asked the lesson by heart.i wasn't there.he said her everything and not only to her but also to another girl.he did tha to me when i neededit,but no longer(because i on't need it :P).ayway,there's no reason to worry that he might like my friend right?the don't even talk to each other!

Here is a situation easily fixed with the "High School Drama turn to the web 5-Step Process" created right here and now by me... for you and only you, to fit to your needs as a human with super super hard HS bullshit.

Step One: Learn to type so its readable without causing someone a headache, so they don't hate you for it...

Step Two: Just forget them, high school is guys wanting their dick sucked, and girls wanting a relationship to suck dick. And also working towards college to repeat this process again, just with more sluts and more womanizers.

Step Three: Just avoid STD/STI's and find an internet boyfriend... since you have at this point fixed your typing ability, you will be ready to tackle the world of internet dating and will take that world by storm.

Step Four: If you play your cards right, make multiple online accounts have many online boyfriends, and you will be forever embraced by as many guys as you need, everyone will be happy.

Finally, Step Five: Online Anal for all your boyfriends, you will not regret this.

Secret Step Six: Come back to AP.net and tell us how it goes.

:-)

[TheHoldSteady]

Holy Jesus, that was a mess of words mis-spelled and jumbled together.
Never again.

[ablueskytragedy]

When will women learn to just wait quietly until a man graces her with the opportunity to suck his dick and allow unrestricted access to her lubed asshole?

Oh my God, that was beautiful.

[AJ F]

When will women learn to just wait quietly until a man graces her with the opportunity to suck his dick and allow unrestricted access to her lubed asshole?

*applauding*

[phil19]

what is ANAL??? :-D

funniest post ive read in a long time

[mattmatumbo]

what is ANAL??? :-D

Hahaha, awesome.

Also, everything this girl has written has been highly unintelligible.

[killerswells]

maybe you could grease yourself up and greco roman wrestle your friend over the dude. just an idea.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/99/GrecoRomanWrestling1.jpg/372px-GrecoRomanWrestling1.jpg

[tawtaw]

siq bump brah

[BryterJonah]

I wouldn't say that. I know a fair amount of married couples who got together at that age.
Just because it's a marriage doesn't mean the people amount to shit. Because they don't.

[Michifoxx]

Do what any other 15 year old girl would do in your situation, Blow him.

*Gasp! I beg to differ.!

[BryterJonah]

I beg to differ
on my cock.

[Michifoxx]

on my cock.

Hmm....no thank you.:nono:

[4N6 science]

the high school drama needs to stop.
i'm not going to read all of that, because that would be a waste of time.
but, i will say this..
go for it/don't go for it.
you're 15.
it's not gonna matter in the end, anyways.

your profile picture is so hot. we don't talk anymore!

[stayforawhile]

your profile picture is so hot. we don't talk anymore!
Ohh noooo no nooo

[4N6 science]

Ohh noooo no nooo

what?!

[stayforawhile]

what?!
Naughty Jon.

[spritelybrin]

Please translate the second paragraph into English, it makes NO SENSE. Thank you.
ugh exactly what i was thinking....can't help with something i can't read...

[kemichels]

fake account.

lol, that's the sure sign if you don't recognize ANAL on this forum.

[kemichels]

your profile picture is so hot. we don't talk anymore!


slightly creepy.

[spritelybrin]

When will women learn to just wait quietly until a man graces her with the opportunity to suck his dick and allow unrestricted access to her lubed asshole?
quick question...why is anal soo much better exactly?

[spritelybrin]

slightly creepy.
and why are you following me on all these threads??!! lol...i know everyone likes a good stalking now and then..but cmon now...lol =P

[AndrewIcex]

quick question...why is anal soo much better exactly?

There are soooo many threads you could ask this question in, and you will have everyone telling you why... haha, I just suggest try it? That's what everyone will tell you.

[kemichels]

quick question...why is anal soo much better exactly?

idk if it's "better'". It's tighter, I guess, lol, if you really want to know.

and why are you following me on all these threads??!! lol...i know everyone likes a good stalking now and then..but cmon now...lol =P

Wasn't trying to, but will start now.

because it's not gonna matter in the end,it doesn't mean that there must nothing happen!and i finish my english this year so i don'tthink if i ever see him....:-( and anyway,if you wantto help,help.if ou don't.don't.i need advice.i didn't make anyone give it

what is ANAL??? :-D

Hey gurl, ur 15 and I round up, lemme show u

[Five-Star]

the high school drama needs to stop.
i'm not going to read all of that, because that would be a waste of time.
but, i will say this..
go for it/don't go for it.
you're 15.
it's not gonna matter in the end, anyways.

BINGOOOOOOOOO

[spritelybrin]

[quote=kemichels;43611612]idk if it's "better'". It's tighter, I guess, lol, if you really want to know.

see..thats what i thought..but at the same time..ugh ...well all im saying is if thaaats the only reason...then in my case its uneccesary...that is all

[spritelybrin]

and just for the record....im starting to feel a little bad for this girl....clearly she picked the wrong website for this unfortunate question...

[Five-Star]

who comes to the web for advice anyway

[spritelybrin]

There are soooo many threads you could ask this question in, and you will have everyone telling you why... haha, I just suggest try it? That's what everyone will tell you.
uhh thanks...maybe when the need arises.....or when i become a pornstar...whichever comes first...

[kemichels]

[quote=kemichels;43611612]idk if it's "better'". It's tighter, I guess, lol, if you really want to know.

see..thats what i thought..but at the same time..ugh ...well all im saying is if thaaats the only reason...then in my case its uneccesary...that is all

in YOUR case...but you want to make your partner happy, so you'll take it for the team!

uhh thanks...maybe when the need arises.....or when i become a pornstar...whichever comes first...

or when me and you hook up.

BAM. said it.

[AndrewIcex]

uhh thanks...maybe when the need arises.....or when i become a pornstar...whichever comes first...

Haha well those are two very opposite situations... not having sex at all, or becoming a porn star. Where's the middle ground at?

Just saying haha.

[kemichels]

Women should have even more orfices to put your penis into...seriously.

/jokingbutnotreally.

[AndrewIcex]

Haha 3 places to possibly put a penis isn't enough? I am okay with those places, kinda avoid the ass, but to each his own.

[kemichels]

Haha 3 places to possibly put a penis isn't enough? I am okay with those places, kinda avoid the ass, but to each his own.

lol...3 is probably enough, you're right. Plus women should not be seen as pieces of meat!

I feel bad for this greek girl. If I understood what she was saying, maybe I'd give her some actual advice. Also, greek women are usually hot.

However, she's 15, so it really depends on whether her being hot is relative to you or not.

[Five-Star]

that anal shit is dangerous but that mouth is amaziiiiiing

[spritelybrin]

[quote=brittylayn;43611931]

in YOUR case...but you want to make your partner happy, so you'll take it for the team!



or when me and you hook up.

BAM. said it.
hahahaha....love the optimism....where's the effort? lol

[spritelybrin]

Haha well those are two very opposite situations... not having sex at all, or becoming a porn star. Where's the middle ground at?

Just saying haha.
the middle ground?
if i had a long term bf

and who said anything about no sex at all??!!! thats just crazy talk!

[kemichels]

Since no advice is actualyl being given and this greek girl is in greece somewhere, someone tell me when I get my bigger avatar please?! I've been a member long enough I think!

[Everiggs]

the high school drama needs to stop.
i'm not going to read all of that, because that would be a waste of time.
but, i will say this..
go for it/don't go for it.
you're 15.
it's not gonna matter in the end, anyways.

Love this..Thank you.

[kemichels]

[quote=kemichels;43612252]
hahahaha....love the optimism....where's the effort? lol

I'm working up to it...be patient! It may seem subtle for now, but then it's hook/line/sinker from there.

[kemichels]

quote fail.

[AndrewIcex]

lol...3 is probably enough, you're right. Plus women should not be seen as pieces of meat!

I feel bad for this greek girl. If I understood what she was saying, maybe I'd give her some actual advice. Also, greek women are usually hot.

However, she's 15, so it really depends on whether her being hot is relative to you or not.

Well, its not relative to me, stay away from the jail bait, that's for damn sure.

the middle ground?
if i had a long term bf

and who said anything about no sex at all??!!! thats just crazy talk!

Haha well you didn't confirm or deny the sex thing, you made it sound like you didn't have it.

It is crazy talk if I say so myself, but hell I don't know what people do or don't do haha.

[spritelybrin]

[quote=brittylayn;43612941]

I'm working up to it...be patient! It may seem subtle for now, but then it's hook/line/sinker from there.
mmmm....well at least now i know your strategy....lol

[spritelybrin]

Well, its not relative to me, stay away from the jail bait, that's for damn sure.



Haha well you didn't confirm or deny the sex thing, you made it sound like you didn't have it.

It is crazy talk if I say so myself, but hell I don't know what people do or don't do haha.
mmm ill give ya that...alas i am only 2 years into this..business...but i dont know anyone my age or older who is a virgin still..thaat would be interesting....

[AndrewIcex]

mmm ill give ya that...alas i am only 2 years into this..business...but i dont know anyone my age or older who is a virgin still..thaat would be interesting....

I have met a couple of virgins here and there, but overall most of the older guys and girls like around 20-25 all had atleast some experience with it. But some of them decided once they had sex they would not have it again till they found "that person", that is just what I have come across.

[spritelybrin]

I have met a couple of virgins here and there, but overall most of the older guys and girls like around 20-25 all had atleast some experience with it. But some of them decided once they had sex they would not have it again till they found "that person", that is just what I have come across.
mmm yea i kind of agree...i would have preferred that i had my first time with whom was actually second in line...i wouldnt have minded cuz my third and last bf was really the only one i truly loved....soo i can see waiting for the right person....it's safer...cuz once you have it..there's no going back lol....when you're a virgin...you dont know what you're missing...def easier lol

[kemichels]

mmm yea i kind of agree...i would have preferred that i had my first time with whom was actually second in line...i wouldnt have minded cuz my third and last bf was really the only one i truly loved....soo i can see waiting for the right person....it's safer...cuz once you have it..there's no going back lol....when you're a virgin...you dont know what you're missing...def easier lol


eh, half the time you find the "right person", it ends up not being the right person.

[AndrewIcex]

mmm yea i kind of agree...i would have preferred that i had my first time with whom was actually second in line...i wouldnt have minded cuz my third and last bf was really the only one i truly loved....soo i can see waiting for the right person....it's safer...cuz once you have it..there's no going back lol....when you're a virgin...you dont know what you're missing...def easier lol

Yup, exactly. It also sucks losing your virginity to someone who really just wants to have sex, and doesn't care who they have it with, and they just wanna lose their virginity, but the only good thing was I lost mine to another virgin.

[spritelybrin]

eh, half the time you find the "right person", it ends up not being the right person.
agreed...
hence why they are ex's lol

[spritelybrin]

Yup, exactly. It also sucks losing your virginity to someone who really just wants to have sex, and doesn't care who they have it with, and they just wanna lose their virginity, but the only good thing was I lost mine to another virgin.
mmm yea i hear ya....or they just want revenge on you...that too lol...lil fucker....

[lovely864md]

They're called SPACES. They go between punctuation and the next sentence.

[kemichels]

They're called SPACES. They go between punctuation and the next sentence.

Greeks don't believe in spaces. Or clothing on their statues.

[AndrewIcex]

mmm yea i hear ya....or they just want revenge on you...that too lol...lil fucker....

Revenge? Ouch, rough stuff.

[lovely864md]

Greeks don't believe in spaces. Or clothing on their statues.

I've seen those statues, some of them should consider it.

[spritelybrin]

Revenge? Ouch, rough stuff.
mm yea at the time...but that was years ago...we call it breaking even ....
hahaha reminds me ..the other day that kid said that if i was as cool as i am now..then...we'd prob still be together...
that made me laugh til i cried..hahahaha....but hey at least he came with jokes lol

[kemichels]

mm yea at the time...but that was years ago...we call it breaking even ....
hahaha reminds me ..the other day that kid said that if i was as cool as i am now..then...we'd prob still be together...
that made me laugh til i cried..hahahaha....but hey at least he came with jokes lol

For the record, it does suck when people don't have it together when they ARE in a relationship, and then when you see them later and they aren't with you anymore, they have all their shit figured out and are different, which leads you thinking "oh if I stuck around it would've been worth" it. I'm probably goign to make a thread on this later.

[spritelybrin]

I've seen those statues, some of them should consider it.
well being that they are statues....im not all sure that it is possible, but hey can't just blame the Greeks...Romans did it too!..dirty old sculptors and their naked statues ..shame lol

[spritelybrin]

For the record, it does suck when people don't have it together when they ARE in a relationship, and then when you see them later and they aren't with you anymore, they have all their shit figured out and are different, which leads you thinking "oh if I stuck around it would've been worth" it. I'm probably goign to make a thread on this later.
aww am i pulling on your heart strings?! lol...glad i could be a muse to someone...greeks had those right?

ps. i dont think that I was the one that didnt have it together...he was 22 and living at his mum's and not in school and no job and his car seemed to never work ..oh and the last job he had was a DJ at a strip club lol...and i let him get away with it ...sooo just putting that out there lol

[AndrewIcex]

mm yea at the time...but that was years ago...we call it breaking even ....
hahaha reminds me ..the other day that kid said that if i was as cool as i am now..then...we'd prob still be together...
that made me laugh til i cried..hahahaha....but hey at least he came with jokes lol

If they come with some sort of extra stuff, jokes and humor are at least decent haha.

For the record, it does suck when people don't have it together when they ARE in a relationship, and then when you see them later and they aren't with you anymore, they have all their shit figured out and are different, which leads you thinking "oh if I stuck around it would've been worth" it. I'm probably goign to make a thread on this later.

Good question, I will be looking for that thread.

[lovely864md]

well being that they are statues....im not all sure that it is possible, but hey can't just blame the Greeks...Romans did it too!..dirty old sculptors and their naked statues ..shame lol

Indeed.

[RecklessXRandy]

because it's not gonna matter in the end,it doesn't mean that there must nothing happen!and i finish my english this year so i don'tthink if i ever see him....:-( and anyway,if you wantto help,help.if ou don't.don't.i need advice.i didn't make anyone give it

what is ANAL??? :-D

LOL!

[4N6 science]

Naughty Jon.

eh.

slightly creepy.

Possibly.

[stayforawhile]

eh.



Possibly.
Stephanie would not like that!

[doppelganger]

There's someone i like.we talk,laugh,have fun,he teases me(he laughed when i told me that my cell fell in the sea and said "you deserved it:-0:-d),and generallyit seems that smt is going on.

i have a friend that knows about him and today he was helping her when the teacher asked the lesson by heart.i wasn't there.he said her everything and not only to her but also to another girl.he did tha to me when i neededit,but no longer(because i on't need it :P).ayway,there's no reason to worry that he might like my friend right?the don't even talk to each other!

because it's not gonna matter in the end,it doesn't mean that there must nothing happen!and i finish my english this year so i don'tthink if i ever see him....:-( and anyway,if you wantto help,help.if ou don't.don't.i need advice.i didn't make anyone give it

what is ANAL??? :-D
SMT = squeeze my titties? i thought that's what it meant.

im guessing this is a fake account.

[4N6 science]

Stephanie would not like that!

i can look but not touch.

[stayforawhile]

i can look but not touch.
Hahaaha okay, okay, fair enough.

[4N6 science]

Hahaaha okay, okay, fair enough.

lol yes that is fair.

[stayforawhile]

lol yes that is fair.
Yesss, it is.

[4N6 science]

Yesss, it is.

Thanks for being fair!

[stayforawhile]

Thanks for being fair!
Anytime (one of) my favorite APers ever!!!!

[4N6 science]

Anytime (one of) my favorite APers ever!!!!

I like how you had to throw in there (one of) my favorite APers instead of just making me #1.

[stayforawhile]

I like how you had to throw in there (one of) my favorite APers instead of just making me #1.
Well Nikki is clearly my favorite! You are a close second though! Duhhhhhh!!

[4N6 science]

Well Nikki is clearly my favorite! You are a close second though! Duhhhhhh!!

Can me and nikki have a duel??

[stayforawhile]

Can me and nikki have a duel??
Uhh of course you can! Is that even a question, come on Jon!

[4N6 science]

Uhh of course you can! Is that even a question, come on Jon!

I don't know. If I see you guys in NYC it's going down!

[stayforawhile]

I don't know. If I see you guys in NYC it's going down!
Hahahah we aren't going anymoreeee, we live 5 seconds from the beach, clearly we are gunna go there!

[4N6 science]

Hahahah we aren't going anymoreeee, we live 5 seconds from the beach, clearly we are gunna go there!


YEah i didn't see you there. I thought I did see a girl that looked like nikki on long island but I knew it couldn't be her.

[stayforawhile]

YEah i didn't see you there. I thought I did see a girl that looked like nikki on long island but I knew it couldn't be her.
Damnnerzz it sucks we didn't get to bump into each other. You need to come to the beach here, then we can definitely chillll.