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YmYmYm
08/30/08, 12:35 PM
He and I were just not working out. A lot of people didn't want us together. :-(
Neo Cassady
08/30/08, 12:51 PM
http://absolutepunk.net/showthread.php?t=513301
YmYmYm
08/30/08, 03:17 PM
You found me a home! Thank you kind sir!
brandnew=love
08/30/08, 03:40 PM
He and I were just not working out. A lot of people didn't want us together. :-(
Did you break up before or after the NASCAR race?
YmYmYm
08/30/08, 03:41 PM
Nascar? You mean after we shot rifels?
Renee
08/30/08, 03:49 PM
Too bad he wasn't your first cousin, everyone knows that's fine.
thesafeword
08/30/08, 03:53 PM
Sometimes cousins just aren't very good mates, they are however, better mates than fake accounts.
MidCal
08/30/08, 03:55 PM
Those family reunions are going to be awkward.
drewziph
08/30/08, 04:31 PM
thread is ass juice.
spansen
08/30/08, 08:19 PM
that must've been awkward
SLoT
08/31/08, 03:08 PM
Nascar? You mean after we shot rifels?
Is your cousin a man by chance? If so. I'm going to fuck the both of you at the same time, because my parents are also related and I have two dicks. Always wanted to try four way (technically) inbreeding.
heyzombiehitler
08/31/08, 03:17 PM
ymymym is a terrible fake account. ban it.
mynameisX
08/31/08, 03:41 PM
Sometimes cousins just aren't very good mates, they are however, better mates than fake accounts.

i c wat u did thar.
HelpMeSleep
08/31/08, 04:37 PM
http://absolutepunk.net/showthread.php?t=513301
I didn't know stuntyr4lyf was a redneck too. I just thought he was in a gang and was gonna kill some kid.
saysmydoctor
08/31/08, 04:44 PM
Tragic.
argg_xo
08/31/08, 05:29 PM
I didn't know stuntyr4lyf was a redneck too. I just thought he was in a gang and was gonna kill some kid.
i think that was his original story but now he's all about stars 'n bars and having the south raise again. i love your avatar, btw!
HelpMeSleep
08/31/08, 05:38 PM
i think that was his original story but now he's all about stars 'n bars and having the south raise again. i love your avatar, btw!
hmmm interesting. this kid lol.

and thanks! :-) I was inspired by their little "I Kissed A Boy" parody. and that reminds me, I've been meaning to tell you that I love your betsey johnson > blowjobs thing. very true haha.
argg_xo
08/31/08, 05:53 PM
hmmm interesting. this kid lol.

and thanks! :-) I was inspired by their little "I Kissed A Boy" parody. and that reminds me, I've been meaning to tell you that I love your betsey johnson > blowjobs thing. very true haha.
i love when gabe does song parodies! they usually get stuck in my head more often than the original song. and betsey johnson is obviously the better BJ! i went to the betsey boutique last night....that's a whole 'nother story!
HelpMeSleep
08/31/08, 05:55 PM
i love when gabe does song parodies! they usually get stuck in my head more often than the original song. and betsey johnson is obviously the better BJ! i went to the betsey boutique last night....that's a whole 'nother story!
haha seriously. they usually do! and yes, definitely the better BJ. the betsey boutique last night? I'm jealous. it's been way too long since I've gotten any new betsey things!
argg_xo
08/31/08, 06:00 PM
haha seriously. they usually do! and yes, definitely the better BJ. the betsey boutique last night? I'm jealous. it's been way too long since I've gotten any new betsey things!
i usually get my betsey bags at tj maxx-cuz i work there and they're usually half priced! lol. i've only paid full price for one betsey bag. it was worth it though.
HelpMeSleep
08/31/08, 06:09 PM
i usually get my betsey bags at tj maxx-cuz i work there and they're usually half priced! lol. i've only paid full price for one betsey bag. it was worth it though.
that's awesome! I'm all about not paying full price for anything. the very best thing about any overpriced store is usually the sales racks in the back. a couple nights ago I went to go look at an apartment somewhere and there was about an hour and a half of traffic coming back home so I decided to hit the outlet mall instead. I went to the saks 5th avenue outlet and got all this stuff for a fraction of the original price. best feeling ever.

that's awesome you work at tj maxx and get a discount there though! you can find some really amazing stuff there! :-)
argg_xo
08/31/08, 06:18 PM
that's awesome! I'm all about not paying full price for anything. the very best thing about any overpriced store is usually the sales racks in the back. a couple nights ago I went to go look at an apartment somewhere and there was about an hour and a half of traffic coming back home so I decided to hit the outlet mall instead. I went to the saks 5th avenue outlet and got all this stuff for a fraction of the original price. best feeling ever.

that's awesome you work at tj maxx and get a discount there though! you can find some really amazing stuff there! :-)
i'm all about the sale racks too! i very rarely buy anything full price. i might not get it right away but i feel very justified when i get it on sale.
HelpMeSleep
08/31/08, 06:31 PM
i'm all about the sale racks too! i very rarely buy anything full price. i might not get it right away but i feel very justified when i get it on sale.
exactly! it's really satisfying haha.
YmYmYm
08/31/08, 07:56 PM
Betsey Johnson blows. omgz get it??????? ITS ABOUT TIME UGOT OFF MII DICK