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The Dove Song
11/08/04, 05:59 PM
You Are Different and That's Bad

The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables

Dad's New Wife Robert

Fun Four-letter Words to Know and Share

Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book

The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking

Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her

Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence

All Cats Go To Hell

The Little Sissy Who Snitched

Some Kittens Can Fly

That's It, I'm Putting You Up For Adoption

Grandpa Gets a Casket

The Magic World Inside The Abandoned Refrigerator

Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia

The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy

Strangers Have The Best Candy

Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way

You Were An Accident

Things Rich Kids Have, But you Never Will

Pop! Goes the Hamster... And Other Great Microwave Games

The Man in the Moon Is Actually Satan

Your Nightmares Are Real

Where Would You Like to Be Buried?

Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School

Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?

Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things

Daddy Drinks Because You Cry

101 Uses For Matches

Juggling Fine China, It's Fun!

Only Loosers Don't Do Dope

Chemical Products Taste Good!

The Boy Who Ran Away And Was Happy Forever

The Man With The Rusty Van Full Of Fun Toys

Sparky Goes To The Happy Farm In The Ground

Don't Play With Daddy's Tools Unless You Want To Be Cool

Frothy The Friendly Bear Cub

Grandma Died Because She Doesn't Want To See You Any More

You Were Adopted From Satan

Everyone Hates You, Hate Them Back

Darkness is Spiders

Buddah, Allah, and Other Mythical Creatures

The Babysitter's Your New Mommy



i thought some of them were pretty funny

_astheruinfalls
11/08/04, 06:01 PM
Hahahaha.

Louise Heng
11/08/04, 06:05 PM
I've seen this list before, but it's still funny :D

YearsGoneBy
11/08/04, 06:05 PM
funny, where were these from?

The Dove Song
11/08/04, 06:08 PM
funny, where were these from?
I have NO idea. I heard them sooo long ago and had sent them to my father. And he just e-mailed me and I was so happy when I read them. The one that gets me everytime is "Grandma Died Because She Doesn't Want To See You Any More"

venus/bacchus
11/08/04, 06:08 PM
I read a few of those

The Dove Song
11/08/04, 06:09 PM
I read a few of those
You should read them all.

SilverStar89
11/08/04, 06:12 PM
haha I got a few good laughs.

Hilikus
11/08/04, 06:16 PM
hahaha those are great.

Tanooki Suit
11/08/04, 06:34 PM
My attention strayed after two of them.

The Dove Song
11/08/04, 06:45 PM
My attention strayed after two of them.
:(

Oh well, I thought they were good.

Tanooki Suit
11/08/04, 06:56 PM
:(

Oh well, I thought they were good.
Not to bash your list, I am just not in a patient mood.

The Dove Song
11/08/04, 07:02 PM
Not to bash your list, I am just not in a patient mood.
Haha. Completely understandable.

Bishop
11/08/04, 07:16 PM
Pop! Goes the hamster... and other microwave games


I busted out laughing with that one. Man, those were the good ol' days.

Tanooki Suit
11/08/04, 07:17 PM
Pop! Goes the hamster... and other microwave games


I busted out laughing with that one. Man, those were the good ol' days.
You actually microwaved animals? Wow, and I thought I was sick...

Bishop
11/08/04, 07:19 PM
I only thought it was going to warm him up... the little guy was cold.

The Dove Song
11/08/04, 07:20 PM
You actually microwaved animals? Wow, and I thought I was sick...
HAHAHA. That's exactly what I was thinking.