I got fucked up by a girl real good! PIX INSIDE!

[brentkid]

So I was being a drunken idiot along with plenty of other kids at this off-campus frat house last night. On the walk back to my place there were these two girls with me and my roommate. I offered a piggy back ride thinking I could handle it, but was clearly too drunk to do any such thing. She was not a big girl either. It worked out alright for a little before I tried readjusting my hold and she put all her weight forward on me.

I landed face first on the glorious pavement sidewalk. It wasn't long before I realized I was spitting out blood all over. I then came to the discovery that my two front teeth were basically missing.

Long story short I ended up in the ER at about 4 in the morning. Got two stitches on my nose, two or three in my mouth, a swollen ass lip and of course, the two jacked front teeth. I'm now back at home awaiting an emergency appointment with a dentist to fix my grill.

The moral of the story: don't dish out piggy back rides when you clearly aren't capable of doing so.

Now for the promised pixxxxxx.


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[spansen]

lolz. good move.

[spansen]

we need a toothless grin, too.

[eHaMpToN]

sowwy chawie

[argg_xo]

i never knew piggyback rides could be so dangerous! i hope your grill gets fixed.

[brentkid]

I would show my teeth but my lip is currently so swollen I can barely move it. If the swelling goes down it will be posted.

[notoaststereo]

awesome.

[screamoutmyname]

damn! that sucks man!

all from a piggy-back ride haha

[alcoholandirony]

pics or it didn't...oh, wait.

[amysaurus]

Haha oh man. Nicely done. :appl:

[bobby runs]

sounds like a better than me

[tomakebelieve]

Dang. That's some tough luck right there.

[thesafeword]

I think someone owes you a fuck.

[sandra92]

I think someone owes you a fuck.

agree .

[m_rue]

Smooth

[saysmydoctor]

You deserve anal

[Brandon Allin]

I think you've earned the lifelong status of friends with benefits with this girl.

[brentkid]

I think someone owes you a fuck.

You deserve anal

I think you've earned the lifelong status of friends with benefits with this girl.

Haha, I'm loving the support for me after this disaster. Thank you all very much.

[swt_catastrophe]

god, how embarrassed was she?
she should've offered to kiss it all better.

[SSLYBY]

Whoa pix.

[.invisible ink.]

that girl is going to end up an anorexic considering the guilt she must feel for causing this to happen to you.

i hope your teeth get fixed, it will severely hurt your chances at getting laid with 2 missing/broken front teeth.

[Giant Broccoli]

that'll be a story to tell; your teeth will never be the same again...ha jk
i had a friend w/a chippy, he looks like a rabbit.

[kafe]

that girl is going to end up an anorexic considering the guilt she must feel for causing this to happen to you.

i hope your teeth get fixed, it will severely hurt your chances at getting laid with 2 missing/broken front teeth.

he could always two fake front teeth, my brother had to get that after having his front teeth kicked out and the body rejected it after a year.

the photo looks painful also, alcohol makes you so stupid sometimes haha

[thesafeword]

My dad's front teeth are fake.

[swt_catastrophe]

My dad's front teeth are fake.
sexy.

[thesafeword]

Yeah, when he was a kid he crash his bike and smashed them out.

[brentkid]

I'm going to get my teeth capped this week. No way I'm walking around with broken ass chompers.

[HelpMeSleep]

aww wow. before I read this I thought she just beat the crap out of you or something. I can't believe you got all that from a piggyback ride mishap. that really sucks. if it makes you feel any better, you look pretty cute for someone who got all fucked up haha.

and I agree with everyone saying that piggyback girl owes you some favors.

[breaking news!]

Wow, what a shitty situation. Sorry about your face and teeth.
Please tell me that girl at least gave you a nice BJ for fuckin' up your face. It's the least she could do for being so lazy and uncoordinated as a piggy-backer.

[HelpMeSleep]

My dad's front teeth are fake.
my brother's and my sister's are too. it's no big deal. you just have to be careful what you eat.

[.invisible ink.]

my brother's and my sister's are too. it's no big deal. you just have to be careful what you eat.

what the hell is going on in your family that everyone has fake front teeth?

[HelpMeSleep]

what the hell is going on in your family that everyone has fake front teeth?
haha. well my sister's is just ridiculous. she hit herself in the face with a yo yo ball and knocked them out.

my brother got hit in the face with a baseball bat several years ago at baseball practice. they were just having a chill, screw around day and playing with water balloons and stuff and one kid was swinging the bat from the wrong end and it slipped from his hand and flew 40 feet across the field. someone yelled my brother's name and he turned around right then and it hit him in the face. I guess it's good though that he turned around. better to get your teeth knocked out and your face fucked up then to get hit in the back of the head.

[.invisible ink.]

haha. well my sister's is just ridiculous. she hit herself in the face with a yo yo ball and knocked them out.

my brother got hit in the face with a baseball bat several years ago at baseball practice. they were just having a chill, screw around day and playing with water balloons and stuff and one kid was swinging the bat from the wrong end and it slipped from his hand and flew 40 feet across the field. someone yelled my brother's name and he turned around right then and it hit him in the face. I guess it's good though that he turned around. better to get your teeth knocked out and your face fucked up then to get hit in the back of the head.


holy crap! you better be careful, the cards are stacked against you that you will end up with fake front teeth in the future, lol.

[brentkid]

aww wow. before I read this I thought she just beat the crap out of you or something. I can't believe you got all that from a piggyback ride mishap. that really sucks. if it makes you feel any better, you look pretty cute for someone who got all fucked up haha.

and I agree with everyone saying that piggyback girl owes you some favors.
Ahah, thanks.

I'm really not attracted to this girl though and she drunkenly confessed she liked me. I've known here for a few days. I'm not really down with getting anything from her, haha.

[sweetforever]

ouch, well done :appl:

[HelpMeSleep]

holy crap! you better be careful, the cards are stacked against you that you will end up with fake front teeth in the future, lol.
hahah nah. my brother and sister are both just very injury prone. they both play soccer really competitively and they're always breaking something and then they keep playing. my other sister's done a little better.. she's only had a couple casts and a broken nose. I've just had a broken hand, a sprained finger and a sprained ankle.. none of which require casts. and I've been lucky with my teeth... I just have a small chip in one of my front teeth. not even worth fixing.

I figure I'm just the lucky one. knock on wood.

[HelpMeSleep]

Ahah, thanks.

I'm really not attracted to this girl though and she drunkenly confessed she liked me. I've known here for a few days. I'm not really down with getting anything from her, haha.
haha you're welcome.

haha. in that case then, I'm sure she'd be happy to give you something, but it's probably not worth getting.

[remedyeli]

From reading this story, a certain question popped into my head...

I wonder what a bj would feel like from a girl with no teeth.

[timbedinosaur]

this is why I dont drink

[a7xrockerangel]

wow. all i can say is that this really sucks

[oldwirehands]

lol good story.

[disco.tetris]

Hahahahaha. Ow.

[DannySniper]

I chipped off half my tooth on a beer bottle.

I was too drunk to...drink.

[fadedmemories]

Wow, what a shitty situation. Sorry about your face and teeth.
Please tell me that girl at least gave you a nice BJ for fuckin' up your face. It's the least she could do for being so lazy and uncoordinated as a piggy-backer.
This

[hockeyguitar99]

You deserve a cookie or a blow job or something. Thats a badass story. But you should throw a knife fight in there somehow, makes everything way cooler.

[boykosaurus]

Shit dude, awesome story, but I hope your grill gets back to normal.

[brentkid]

So update on my status. My lip is considerably less swollen but all the cuts on my face are disgusting since the ointment I'm using is pulling all the infected shit out of them. Luckily I have gauze over them to conceal the nastiness but it's rather awful to change them.

I'm seeing a dentist tomorrow morning bright and early to see what I need to have done to my teeth. Worst case scenario is I need a root canal. On the other hand I may be able to walk out of there with a cap.

I'll keep those who care posted haha.

[Richard Maxim]

sidewalks blow.

[caress me down]

ouch! looks painful. what did the girl do?

[Ailite]

Haha, that was a great story. I hope that heals up man. (two-face)

[#WhiteFender#]

hahah nice title.


and ouch.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

Ohhhh no! Ouchh I'm sorry, this sounds painful.

[brandnew=love]

wow that's crazy hahaha... but kinda false advertisement... I thought the girl kicked the crap out of you after reading the thread's name lol.

[biodegradable]

ouch.
what a bummer. i find loosing teeth or anything dental one the most nauseating things in the universe. worse than blood and bones and guts. waay worse. i can only imagine how bad that sucks.
my love goes out to you man.

at least you have a good story hahaah.

[maiabean]

Dude! That sounds awful. Hope everything goes well with your teeth. Something similar happened with my cousin.. She was too drunk to be considered conscious and my friend thought he was coordinated enough to lift her over his shoulder to carry her to the car (he wasn't). Pretty much, he hoisted her up and since she was dead weight he fell backwards. She landed face first on the concrete. She was an ugly, bloody mess but she was lucky enough to not lose any chompers. Nor did she remember til the next morning when she couldn't figure out why her face hurt so bad. It took about a month for her face to completely heal up. The only funny thing that came out of it was the nickname my boyfriend gave her: Rocky Balboa.


I chipped off half my tooth on a beer bottle.

I was too drunk to...drink.


Lol.. damn beer bottles.

My friend (the guy from the above story) tried to knock my beer back, in an attempt to have it spill down my shirt but instead knocked it into my teeth. Busted my lip and chipped my front tooth a tad bit. Nothing major like half a tooth, but it's still noticeable. Or at least it is to me.

/pointless stories

[llwilliamsll]

Bummer on the face plant, but awesome story none the less, good luck with your two front teeth. Doesn't the song go "All I want for Christmas are my two front teeth..."?

[Duexy]

I think someone owes you a fuck.

this

[JimGray]

Did she at least blow you.

No, probably not.

Raincheck?

[fadedmemories]

So update on my status. My lip is considerably less swollen but all the cuts on my face are disgusting since the ointment I'm using is pulling all the infected shit out of them. Luckily I have gauze over them to conceal the nastiness but it's rather awful to change them.

I'm seeing a dentist tomorrow morning bright and early to see what I need to have done to my teeth. Worst case scenario is I need a root canal. On the other hand I may be able to walk out of there with a cap.

I'll keep those who care posted haha.
Take pics of the cuts on your face

[PezMullet]

Getting hurt while drunk is always funny... until the next morning

[Loch_Doun]

you should sue that bitch for attacking you

[Burning Star IV]

br00tal

[fadedmemories]

Getting hurt while drunk is always funny... until the next morning
:-d

[brentkid]

So the dentist took x-rays. Looks like I'll be getting one root canal for sure and possibly a second if the other tooth develops badly over the next few days. A week or so after that surgery I'll be getting veneers on my front four top teeth so I should have a sweet ass smile at least. Other than that it's a waiting game until next Tuesday when I go in for the surgery.

My face still has some infections which are beginning to piss me off. I guess they'll heal eventually.

[ActionActionFan]

grill face?

[kafe]

you should sue that bitch for attacking you

are you being sarcastic or did you not read the first post? be offered her a piggy back ride but fell

[kwsqd]

So the dentist took x-rays. Looks like I'll be getting one root canal for sure and possibly a second if the other tooth develops badly over the next few days. A week or so after that surgery I'll be getting veneers on my front four top teeth so I should have a sweet ass smile at least. Other than that it's a waiting game until next Tuesday when I go in for the surgery.

My face still has some infections which are beginning to piss me off. I guess they'll heal eventually.
that sucks man. I did a face plant myself back when I used to skate (LOLLLL). Mine wasn't as bad as yours, but I had oral surgery to move teeth that had been forced out of alignment and I also had plastic surgery on my face.

best of luck to you.

[brentkid]

that sucks man. I did a face plant myself back when I used to skate (LOLLLL). Mine wasn't as bad as yours, but I had oral surgery to move teeth that had been forced out of alignment and I also had plastic surgery on my face.

best of luck to you.
Yeah thanks man. I'm hoping all the cuts just heal up fairly well so I don't have any awful scars. I'm looking on the bright side with my teeth. I'll have a pretty nice smile once all is said and done.

Right now I'm just dying to shave but pretty reluctant to do so. I can everywhere but the little stache that I have going so I'd look ridiculous if I left everything but that. I'll just continue to look filthy for another week or so.

[BroekHosen]

All that for a piggy back ride? Shit.

[Loch_Doun]

are you being sarcastic or did you not read the first post? be offered her a piggy back ride but fell

riiight... I'm sure he "fell"

[Willy McFurgle]

Nice

[billyboatkid]

I have that same sailors type rope wrist wear.

On another note. Damn, that sucks. I would hate to fuck up my teeth. Especially since I had braces.

[r000000b]

So the dentist took x-rays. Looks like I'll be getting one root canal for sure and possibly a second if the other tooth develops badly over the next few days. A week or so after that surgery I'll be getting veneers on my front four top teeth so I should have a sweet ass smile at least. Other than that it's a waiting game until next Tuesday when I go in for the surgery.

My face still has some infections which are beginning to piss me off. I guess they'll heal eventually.

pretty much did the exact same thing as you but piggyback skateboarding. didnt get as fucked up tho. that sucks. i just like scraped the whole palms of my hands and some of my face. the worse thing about falling piggyback compared to falling normal is you can usually just catch yourself but when there is a girl on your back she obviously breaks her fall on you thus grinding your shit into the pavement.

[brentkid]

I have that same sailors type rope wrist wear.

On another note. Damn, that sucks. I would hate to fuck up my teeth. Especially since I had braces.
Represent the wristband haha.

The worst part about it is my teeth. Luckily I'm getting the veneers so I'll have a great smile again it's just shitty because I liked my teeth to begin with.

pretty much did the exact same thing as you but piggyback skateboarding. didnt get as fucked up tho. that sucks. i just like scraped the whole palms of my hands and some of my face. the worse thing about falling piggyback compared to falling normal is you can usually just catch yourself but when there is a girl on your back she obviously breaks her fall on you thus grinding your shit into the pavement.
Yeah, that's what haunts me most about it. I'll be laying down trying to go to sleep and the image of me falling face first and not being able to break my fall really fucks with me.

[billyboatkid]

Represent the wristband haha.

The worst part about it is my teeth. Luckily I'm getting the veneers so I'll have a great smile again it's just shitty because I liked my teeth to begin with.


Yeah, that's what haunts me most about it. I'll be laying down trying to go to sleep and the image of me falling face first and not being able to break my fall really fucks with me.

Yeah for sure. That must be the worst feeling ever. Smashing teeth out like a savage. Makes me cringe just thinking about knocking out my teeth.

[Ravenous]

epic FAIL.

Regardless, some of our best memories are made when we're bloodied up on the cement. Wait, what?

[fadedmemories]

epic FAIL.

Regardless, some of our best memories are made when we're bloodied up on the cement. Wait, what?
Yup, no better feeling than seeing you're blood on the streets

[HelpMeSleep]

blood on yo face, big disgrace, wavingg your hands all over the place.

I really need to go to sleep. I'm so retarded right now.

[fadedmemories]

blood on yo face, big disgrace, wavingg your hands all over the place.

I really need to go to sleep. I'm so retarded right now.
Such a great song :-d

[HelpMeSleep]

Such a great song :-d

WE WILL, WE WILL ROCK YOU.

lol your psot made me get it stuck in my head! =]

[fadedmemories]

WE WILL, WE WILL ROCK YOU.

lol your psot made me get it stuck in my head! =]
That was what I meant to do :-)

[HelpMeSleep]

That was what I meant to do :-)
great success!

[fadedmemories]

great success!
Yeah!

almost @ 2k

[HelpMeSleep]

Yeah!

almost @ 2k
one more psot! you'll prob be there by the time I finish writing this!

I'm getting close to 6666 lol.

[fadedmemories]

one more psot! you'll prob be there by the time I finish writing this!

I'm getting close to 6666 lol.
good luck getting there
Took me a year to get to 2k posts, I should really post more :-)

[HelpMeSleep]

good luck getting there
Took me a year to get to 2k posts, I should really post more :-)
congrats on the 2k!! :-)

it took me 9/10 months to get 50
well over a year to get 1k
gotten at least 2k in the last month

post moar, become a psot hoar like me

[fadedmemories]

congrats on the 2k!! :-)

it took me 9/10 months to get 50
well over a year to get 1k
gotten at least 2k in the last month

post moar, become a psot hoar like me
Will do :-)

[HelpMeSleep]

Will do :-)
:thumbup:

[fadedmemories]

:thumbup:
I'll post more, for now I must go to sleep though, my eyes are almost shut :-)

[Ravenous]

Yup, no better feeling than seeing you're blood on the streets

Agreed my good friend.