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shrguy
11/09/04, 05:43 PM
I'm not sure if anybody had posted anything like this but I was searching for political parties and I came across some awesome stuff (all factual):

U.S. Marijuana Party - The US Marijuana Party (USMJP) is -- as you would expect -- a marijuana legalization entity espousing generally libertarian views. "The civil rights of Americans have been compromised by the war on drugs. Because the vast majority of citizens who use any illegal substance use only marijuana, the war on drugs is basically a war on marijuana. If you can pull the plug on the war on marijuana, you end the war on drugs as we know it. You shut down the prison industrial complex, and you restore the liberties that have been eroded because of this futile war on marijuana," explains the USMJP. The party -- which already has chapters formed in several states -- is seeking marijuana legalization on a state-by-state basis. The USMJP is seeking to field candidates in the various state to raise the public profile of the drug debate -- but none fielded to date on any ballots under the party banner. The USMJP was founded in 2002.

Pot Party - The Pot Party is exactly what you'd expect -- a bunch of marijuana legalization advocates ("mandate pot growing") ranging in age -- seemingly -- from late teens to middle aged. In fact, their current tag line seems to be: "A movement to pretty much legalize marijuana." One profile of a Pot Party leader boasts that he won High Times magazine's "Bong-of-the-Month" Award. Unlike the denials of a certain recent national politician, these people quite obviously, proudly and regularly inhale. No real candidates fielded to date (but they did endorse an unsuccessful candidate in 2000 for the Green Party's nomination for US Senator from California). They also seem to be actively involved in an online fantasy government entitled the USA Parliament (official description: "A coalition of US voters based on votes cast, where 1/100th of the votes cast elects one of the one hundred members of parliament"). The party currently has state chapters formed in California, Illinois and Virginia.

Revolutionary Communist Party USA - The RCP is based upon the teachings of the late Chinese Communist Party Chairman Mao Tse-tung (a form of communism derivative of Leninist-Stalinist Marxism). The party strongly denounces capitalism and advocates a "Marxist-Leninist-Maoist Programme" as "a battle plan for destroying the old and creating the new [and] is a kind of road map for how to win the revolution." Even the RCP's logo is consistent with the proletarian revolutionary theme (i.e., note the red flag flying from a rifle bayonet). The RCP clearly advocates change through revolution (and various popular front groups), not elections -- so don't look for any RCP candidates on the ballot. RCP Chairman Bob Avakian and his writings also recieve extensive coverage on the party's official site. With Avakian currently hiding in France to evade arrest in the US, Maoist activist C. Clark Kissinger seems to be running the day-to-day operations of the RCP. The party's newspaper -- Revolutionary Worker -- is available online in English and Spanish versions. Prominent RCP popular front groups include Refuse & Resist! and the the anti-war Not In Our Name project.

Pansexual Peace Party - The PPP is a generally left-wing party that has yet to field any candidates -- they don't take themselves too seriously -- and, oh yeah, and the PPP is founded on Wiccan (i.e., witchcraft) roots. Check out the PPP platform plank on sexual issues, which carries the title: "Sex is Good! Sex is Great! Yea, Sex!" The PPP site also contains a short but harsh anti-libertarian essay. To date, the PPP's political activities seem confined to printing some PPP t-shirts and bumper stickers. Jimi Freidenker is the founder and "Chairentity" of the PPP.

American Nazi Party - Exactly what the name implies ... these are a bunch of uniformed, swastika-wearing Nazis! This party is a combination of fascists, Aryan Nations-type folks, "White Power" racist skinheads and others on the ultra-radical political fringe. As a political party, the American Nazi Party has not fielded a Presidential candidate since Lincoln Rockwell ran as a write-in candidate in 1964 (he was murdered in 1967 by a disgruntled ANP member) -- nor any other candidate for other offices since the mid-1970s (although a loosely affiliated candidate ran for Congress in Illinois in a Democratic primary in 2000). The ANP believes in establishing an Aryan Republic where only "White persons of unmixed, non-Semitic, European descent" can hold citizenship. They support the immediate removal of "Jews and non-whites out of all positions of government and civil service -- and eventually out of the country altogether." This miniscule party -- while purportedly denouncing violence and illegal acts -- blends left-wing economic socialism, right-wing social fascism and strong totalitarian sentiments.

I also saw that there was a "Internet Party" & "The United States Official Monster Raving Loony Party ".... my teacher also told me there was a "free pizza and pony party" but i can't find any info on that.

_astheruinfalls
11/09/04, 06:31 PM
Hahahaha, amazing.

gmc14
11/09/04, 06:35 PM
i didn't bother to actually read all that, someone wanna explain in brief, why the Pot Party and the US Marijuana Party wouldn't just be the same thing or even just support the Green Party.

turtlefootrx
11/09/04, 06:45 PM
i didn't bother to actually read all that, someone wanna explain in brief, why the Pot Party and the US Marijuana Party wouldn't just be the same thing or even just support the Green Party.

the green partys main platform isnt about pot...but if it was, id sure as hell vote for em.

shrguy
11/09/04, 07:42 PM
i didn't bother to actually read all that, someone wanna explain in brief, why the Pot Party and the US Marijuana Party wouldn't just be the same thing or even just support the Green Party.
???????????

AmericanZen
11/10/04, 10:06 AM
Yeah i bet the reason you dont see a big push for the pot party at the polls is because they all forget to vote.

Tanooki Suit
11/10/04, 10:31 AM
Yeah i bet the reason you dont see a big push for the pot party at the polls is because they all forget to vote.
Nice job stereotyping, there. You'd do well in a government position.

UndefinedBoy
11/10/04, 10:52 AM
Nice job stereotyping, there. You'd do well in a government position.

Haha, how could you not stereotype the "pot party?"

AmericanZen
11/10/04, 11:31 AM
The relationship between smoking pot and memory loss is not a stereotype, it's a fact.

shrguy
11/10/04, 12:04 PM
Nice job stereotyping, there. You'd do well in a government position.
i don't think you are very smart....
it's a joke. lighten up

_astheruinfalls
11/10/04, 02:42 PM
Yeah. My memory kind of sucks worse now.

Oh well.