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concretedetail
09/03/08, 12:48 AM
but being deployed and getting a dear john letter is probably the worst thing ever. i may end up killing someone. ANY SUGGESTIONS ON HOW?
HelpMeSleep
09/03/08, 12:49 AM
not to sound dumb, but what's a dear john letter?
concretedetail
09/03/08, 12:52 AM
when your girlfriend breaks up with you over a letter.
brandnew=love
09/03/08, 01:06 AM
anal... kills millions ever year...
brandnew=love
09/03/08, 01:08 AM
but really, sorry... don't though. there's alot more girls out there...
HelpMeSleep
09/03/08, 01:17 AM
ahh. that really sucks. I'm sorry. :-(
brandnew=love
09/03/08, 01:28 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iubn8efTRuQ
listen to that... should help!
when your girlfriend breaks up with you over a letter.
hey man, if shes the kind of girl who'd do that, then your better off without her. as hard as it may be.
Sucks man, In the military to so I can relate, because we all hear those horror stories.
Coup de Grace
09/03/08, 04:16 AM
damn man, that sucks, im in the military too, deployed right now. I know it's not the best advice, but you just gotta move on, since you're deployed theres not a whole lot you can do about it. sorry bro.
.invisible ink.
09/03/08, 04:39 AM
but being deployed and getting a dear john letter is probably the worst thing ever. i may end up killing someone. ANY SUGGESTIONS ON HOW?
Suggestions on how? as in how to kill someone? You're in the military, I think they usually are pretty good about teaching that sort of thing.
Geez, the US Government really has lowered the bar on whom they're accepting to serve for this country.
DannySniper
09/03/08, 04:50 AM
Just make sure you kill someone on their side.
No, fuck it.
Just make sure you kill someone.
Fallinto_rhythm
09/03/08, 06:04 AM
Suggestions on how? as in how to kill someone? You're in the military, I think they usually are pretty good about teaching that sort of thing.
Geez, the US Government really has lowered the bar on whom they're accepting to serve for this country.
and do you feel as if you're America's prime?
HelpMeSleep
09/03/08, 06:19 AM
Suggestions on how? as in how to kill someone? You're in the military, I think they usually are pretty good about teaching that sort of thing.
Geez, the US Government really has lowered the bar on whom they're accepting to serve for this country.
dude just got dumped in a fucking letter... give him a break.
jagermeister
09/03/08, 07:36 AM
Just move on man. Don't kill anyone, thats a cowardly thing to do. Just be a man about it and find someone else.
i know at least two people in the military who this has happened to. you're better off.
iAMhollyood315
09/03/08, 07:44 AM
but being deployed and getting a dear john letter is probably the worst thing ever. i may end up killing someone. ANY SUGGESTIONS ON HOW?
may i ask where your stationed?
DaveZeroZero
09/03/08, 08:25 AM
You should reply with a "Dear mother-fucking cuntbag" letter.
That should do the trick.
fulltiltxb00gie
09/03/08, 10:12 AM
You should reply with a "Dear mother-fucking cuntbag" letter.
That should do the trick.
i agree with dave for once.
new_arbiter
09/03/08, 01:03 PM
You should reply with a "Dear mother-fucking cuntbag" letter.
That should do the trick.
This.
atticus1492
09/03/08, 01:20 PM
You are lucky. Were I in her shoes, I wouldn't have said anything, never talked to you again, and waited for you to figure it out yourself.
.invisible ink.
09/03/08, 01:31 PM
and do you feel as if you're America's prime?
I'm not currently searching a music message board to ask how to kill someone while serving in the military, so yes, do I think I'm better than that? Definitely.
anything else you'd like to add? It's not like you know why she dumped him, it's quite possible he has some mental stabilities issues considering his post.
4N6 science
09/03/08, 01:41 PM
Catfight!
DaveZeroZero
09/03/08, 01:44 PM
Catfight!
http://www.funnypicturesofcats.info/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/funny-pictures-of-cats-dot-info-014.jpg
4N6 science
09/03/08, 01:45 PM
http://www.funnypicturesofcats.info/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/funny-pictures-of-cats-dot-info-014.jpg
haha, I will be laughing about that in class.
I'd like to see some catfights in real life. g
DaveZeroZero
09/03/08, 01:47 PM
haha, I will be laughing about that in class.
I'd like to see some catfights in real life. g
mud wrestling > cat fights < naked cat fights < lesbians
4N6 science
09/03/08, 01:48 PM
mud wrestling > cat fights < naked cat fights < lesbians
QFT
.invisible ink.
09/03/08, 01:50 PM
sorry to burst your bubble, there will be no naked oil wrestling at least on my part, i'm trying to cut back.
DaveZeroZero
09/03/08, 01:53 PM
sorry to burst your bubble, there will be no naked oil wrestling at least on my part, i'm trying to cut back.
don't worry, you can have a naked mud wrestle instead!
miketrondson
09/03/08, 03:32 PM
dude just got dumped in a fucking letter... give him a break.
Hmm, what website are we on again?
mattmatumbo
09/03/08, 04:57 PM
what does QFT mean? Quit fuck tard?
spansen
09/03/08, 05:28 PM
blows.
HelpMeSleep
09/03/08, 05:52 PM
Hmm, what website are we on again?
oh, hi. I know. I'm on here all the time.
what does QFT mean? Quit fuck tard?
quoted for truth
Your ex sounds like a bitch. You're better off without her. Ladies love military men, so dont stress about it.
Fallinto_rhythm
09/03/08, 06:15 PM
I'm not currently searching a music message board to ask how to kill someone while serving in the military, so yes, do I think I'm better than that? Definitely.
anything else you'd like to add? It's not like you know why she dumped him, it's quite possible he has some mental stabilities issues considering his post. I think it's abundantly clear he's not being serious. It's a saying. I'm not sure if you've ever heard it before, well clearly you haven't or we wouldn't be having this conversation.
Catfight! who will win!
Willy McFurgle
09/03/08, 09:26 PM
Tie strings to each individual hair on your vic's body and yank em all at once.
Tie strings to each individual hair on your vic's body and yank em all at once.
that sounds like alot of work
Willy McFurgle
09/03/08, 09:31 PM
that sounds like alot of work
Totally worth it
4N6 science
09/03/08, 10:15 PM
I think it's abundantly clear he's not being serious. It's a saying. I'm not sure if you've ever heard it before, well clearly you haven't or we wouldn't be having this conversation.
who will win!
I don't know you seem pretty fierce.
Neo Cassady
09/03/08, 10:18 PM
The internet has taught me many things. Among these is the fact that every guy deployed in the military who has a girlfriend gets her to send him n00dz. Your best option would be to post these.
/PL dick
Seriously man, that sucks, but shit happens and it'll all work out. Good luck.
Fallinto_rhythm
09/03/08, 11:43 PM
I don't know you seem pretty fierce.
hahahaaa, like a tigerrr
4N6 science
09/04/08, 05:18 AM
hahahaaa, like a tigerrr
raaawwwrrr, that's h-a-w-t, hawt.
hellogorgeous
09/04/08, 07:28 AM
honestly there's no reason to be in a relationship before deployment unless you are married.
DaveZeroZero
09/04/08, 08:32 AM
honestly there's no reason to be in a relationship before deployment unless you are married.
qft.
kevinmaistros
09/04/08, 08:40 AM
Unless you love the person and marriage isn't the answer for either of you at the time. Love is like a credit card, just because you have it doesn't mean you have to use it. Same goes for marriage once you're in love. One doesn't always equate the other.
My best advice to you, soldier abroad, is to turn to your friends for fun and to keep your mind off that entire situation. Go test your duke system near the MWR for some laughs.
DaveZeroZero
09/04/08, 08:44 AM
Brian: "What's it like?"
Ron: "The intimate times? Out of SIGHT, my man!"
Brian: "No, the other thing."
Ron: "Love?"
Brick: "Yeah, what's love?"
kevinmaistros
09/04/08, 08:44 AM
I don't believe I've met many bricks that can talk, much less have any grasp on their absence of human emotion.
DaveZeroZero
09/04/08, 08:46 AM
you didn't get the Anchorman reference =[
kevinmaistros
09/04/08, 08:48 AM
you didn't get the Anchorman reference =[
Ironically enough, given my occupation, I don't really watch that many movies.
Lets not derail this person's thread, though.
DaveZeroZero
09/04/08, 08:50 AM
http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k162/davethebassman/japaneseelvis.jpg
kevinmaistros
09/04/08, 08:51 AM
Fuck my life you're awesome.
DaveZeroZero
09/04/08, 08:57 AM
:bow:
nicolee_xo
09/04/08, 08:58 AM
Aw I hope you feel better. Seriously you deserve a lot better and I don't even know you. But personally I think breaking up through letters is a sign of immaturity. Good luck with everything!
DaveZeroZero
09/04/08, 09:02 AM
Aw I hope you feel better. Seriously you deserve a lot better and I don't even know you. But personally I think breaking up through letters is a sign of immaturity. Good luck with everything!
What's wrong with immaturity?
*looks hurt*
BOOBIESS!!!!!!!
but being deployed and getting a dear john letter is probably the worst thing ever. i may end up killing someone. ANY SUGGESTIONS ON HOW?
same thing happened to me but over the phone. totally sucks dude.
marchofmarty
09/04/08, 10:08 AM
In regards to the subject of your thread, you are correct.
nicolee_xo
09/04/08, 12:00 PM
What's wrong with immaturity?
*looks hurt*
BOOBIESS!!!!!!!
Haha oh god, okay if that's what you want. I didn't mean it offensively.
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