Dude looks like a lady

[DaveZeroZero]

http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k162/davethebassman/qasimwithtranny.jpg

My friend is pictured here with a thai tranny on his arm. We will never let him live it down.

Have you guys had any similar experiences?

[parallelism]

Hahaha, ouch.

He/she's pretty convincing though, I wonder what those man legs look like haha.

[bigblue2015]

adam's apple fail.

[HelpMeSleep]

he/she's actually pretty. that's crazy.

[Maxwell]

Yes...ive been to Thailand. Those chicks are pretty convincing, Me and the guys went out one night to a ping pong show....long story short, i necked this chick...all my mates were sure it was a dude, so i asked her 'do you have a penis'? And she got mortified and walked away.

[fulltiltxb00gie]

classy tranny.

[DaveZeroZero]

Yes...ive been to Thailand. Those chicks are pretty convincing, Me and the guys went out one night to a ping pong show....long story short, i necked this chick...all my mates were sure it was a dude, so i asked her 'do you have a penis'? And she got mortified and walked away.
if you hadn't asked, you might've been able to see her ping pong balls.

[argg_xo]

there's a tranny that lives in the city next to mine and "she" owns an engine shop and behind her engine shop is a tranny store called Janet's Closet. "her" name is Janet, btw. i love janet sightings!

[victoriasdf]

hahahha

[marchofmarty]

hahahahahah this thread rules

[StraightUpIrish]

Yes...ive been to Thailand. Those chicks are pretty convincing, Me and the guys went out one night to a ping pong show....long story short, i necked this chick...all my mates were sure it was a dude, so i asked her 'do you have a penis'? And she got mortified and walked away.

Thread, we have a winner.

[samsara]

haha they are a few trannys in my town but there really noticable but one of them has nice legs i have to admit

[.invisible ink.]

she's kinda purty. trannies often have nice legs, it's what's in between them that you need to watch out for.

[googirl8907]

http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k162/davethebassman/qasimwithtranny.jpg

My friend is pictured here with a thai tranny on his arm. We will never let him live it down.

Have you guys had any similar experiences?
:eyebrow: What was your friend doing with a tranny?

[StraightUpIrish]

:eyebrow: What was your friend doing with a tranny?

Oh I think you know sir.

[googirl8907]

Oh I think you know sir.
haha No I meant did he randomly find him/her on the street?

[sdbrown]

Your friend is not very observant. I hope this helps:

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c244/sbrown2/tranny.png

[&IllBeTheReason]

I've never met any trannies.
:-(

[hero_dujour]

Wow he definitely does not look like a guy! I kept thinking it was the other way around, that you were saying she looked like a man and I was like wtf are you talking she doesn't. First thing I thought of was that girl who smiles in all her pictures, don't know if you know what I'm talking about.

[Willy McFurgle]

He/She's pretty good lookin. Your friend should anal Him/Her asap so you have more to laugh at.

[StraightUpIrish]

I've never met any trannies.
:-(

You're so deprived

[hellogorgeous]

lol wut the hell

[argg_xo]

this is the local hot tranny mess: http://a13.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/12/m_80e8ace8e7fdb94adf5f57522e9c2c6c. jpg

[&IllBeTheReason]

You're so deprived
I know. You'd think I would have, being from South Florida and all...

[StraightUpIrish]

I know. You'd think I would have, being from South Florida and all...

Oh wow. You actually ARE deprived then. Sad times. Never thought I'd say that about meeting a tranny...

[samsara]

hah i live in roswell i guess all the weird people come here

[remedyeli]

I have never met a tranny



I don't think.

[Willy McFurgle]

I met one, and it was a funny experience since my drunk friend didn't catch on to it and was trying to score with him/her

[DaveZeroZero]

there's a tranny that lives in the city next to mine and "she" owns an engine shop and behind her engine shop is a tranny store called Janet's Closet. "her" name is Janet, btw. i love janet sightings!
pics or she didn't happen =]

this is the local hot tranny mess: http://a13.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/12/m_80e8ace8e7fdb94adf5f57522e9c2c6c. jpg
hot? what?

haha No I meant did he randomly find him/her on the street?
Details, details...

I don't know =]

I met one, and it was a funny experience since my drunk friend didn't catch on to it and was trying to score with him/her
http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k162/davethebassman/alcoholbad.jpg

[4N6 science]

wow.. this thread is gross. But I've seen many trannies in my day. That asian one looks really feminine. I would probably be fooled as well.

[DaveZeroZero]

another one of my friends fapped to the picture, thinking that the tranny was, in fact, a real girl.

Allegedly.

[4N6 science]

that's really gay, because your other friend who is a guy is in the picture and there's two guys in the picture, it's just gay, gay, gay!

[DannySniper]

Ahhh, Thailand, the land of Ten Thousand Transvestites.

I love that place, I was constantly drunk, not rolling drunk, but happy drunk.

That is because beer was cheaper then water. I'm not kidding. Water cost 30 Baht, while beer was anywhere from 15-25 Baht [for the cheap stuff in the supermarkets].

Trust me, with the amount of shit that goes down in Thai-Thai, you're friends got off lucky.

This guy that was staying with us got married...twice...in the one night.

[DaveZeroZero]

This guy that was staying with us got married...twice...in the one night.
Twice? In one night?

That's even worse than Britney!

[DannySniper]

Twice? In one night?

That's even worse than Britney!

Yup. When he passed out, his mates carried him to one of the various tattoo parlours, shaved the back of his head, and paid the Thai guy about $50 Australian to tattoo a penis on his scalp. I couldn't supress a giggle.

[DaveZeroZero]

Yup. When he passed out, his mates carried him to one of the various tattoo parlours, shaved the back of his head, and paid the Thai guy about $50 Australian to tattoo a penis on his scalp. I couldn't supress a giggle.
Guess who's never going with a skinhead haircut!

[aidan1029]

Yup. When he passed out, his mates carried him to one of the various tattoo parlours, shaved the back of his head, and paid the Thai guy about $50 Australian to tattoo a penis on his scalp. I couldn't supress a giggle.
oooh...any pictures?

[DannySniper]

Guess who's never going with a skinhead haircut!

If he finds out, they never told him. It's be funny if he didn't. He just thought he had a bad haircut.

oooh...any pictures?

I wasn't in a state to be holding a camera.

[argg_xo]

hot? what?



hot as in a hot mess. not hot as in bangin' HAWT.
wow.. this thread is gross. But I've seen many trannies in my day. That asian one looks really feminine. I would probably be fooled as well.
are you a tranny connoisseur, jon?

[LamarVannoy]

theres a local tranny that hangs around bondi beach quite often but hes not very convincing. hes bald and i dont think he wears any make-up. he wears pretty floral hats and dresses though.

[4N6 science]

are you a tranny connoisseur, jon?

yes I am.. is there a problem with that?

[brandnew=love]

Ahhh, Thailand, the land of Ten Thousand Transvestites.

I love that place, I was constantly drunk, not rolling drunk, but happy drunk.

That is because beer was cheaper then water. I'm not kidding. Water cost 30 Baht, while beer was anywhere from 15-25 Baht [for the cheap stuff in the supermarkets].

Trust me, with the amount of shit that goes down in Thai-Thai, you're friends got off lucky.

This guy that was staying with us got married...twice...in the one night.

Yup. When he passed out, his mates carried him to one of the various tattoo parlours, shaved the back of his head, and paid the Thai guy about $50 Australian to tattoo a penis on his scalp. I couldn't supress a giggle.
hahahahaha nice!

[DaveZeroZero]

bump for tranny lulz.

[HelpMeSleep]

bump for tranny lulz.
you would.

[DaveZeroZero]

you would.
Yepp, bumping my own thread is win.

[Epidemic*]

:epic:

[HelpMeSleep]

Yepp, bumping my own thread is win.
yes. especially since I just read the whole thing and loled.

[DaveZeroZero]

yes. especially since I just read the whole thing and loled.
MOAR win! =]

[HelpMeSleep]

MOAR win! =]
haha yup :] between reading your tranny thread and watching the video of tina fey and amy poehler making fun of sarah palin and hillary clinton, my monday morning's off to a better start than they usally are. :-)

[DaveZeroZero]

haha yup :] between reading your tranny thread and watching the video of tina fey and amy poehler making fun of sarah palin and hillary clinton, my monday morning's off to a better start than they usally are. :-)
wait, they can't make fun of BOTH of them! They'd be polar opposites if one of them were black and had a penis!

[HelpMeSleep]

wait, they can't make fun of BOTH of them! They'd be polar opposites if one of them were black and had a penis!
hahaa. well, Obama has that part covered. well, they did. they made more fun of Palin though. it was pretty hysterical though. Tina Fey does her voice perfectly.

[argg_xo]

thanks for keeping the tranny thread alive, mandi and dave!

[DaveZeroZero]

hahaa. well, Obama has that part covered. well, they did. they made more fun of Palin though. it was pretty hysterical though. Tina Fey does her voice perfectly.
haha, cool =]

thanks for keeping the tranny thread alive, mandi and dave!
we do our best :-)

[HelpMeSleep]

thanks for keeping the tranny thread alive, mandi and dave!
of course! :]

haha, cool =]


we do our best :-)
yup. and after watching it, I learned something new. I learned what a flerg is and that Palin doesn't believe in dinosaurs.

:highfive:

[DaveZeroZero]

of course! :]


yup. and after watching it, I learned something new. I learned what a flerg is and that Palin doesn't believe in dinosaurs.

:highfive:
she's automatically not cool for not acknowledging dinosaurs - dinosaurs are the most awesome thing ever!

but what's a flerg?

[HelpMeSleep]

she's automatically not cool for not acknowledging dinosaurs - dinosaurs are the most awesome thing ever!

but what's a flerg?
true. although she didn't really have any cool points to lose before that.

haha. according to urban dictionary, it's "the state of a man's penis when not erect" in reference to hillary lol.

[DaveZeroZero]

true. although she didn't really have any cool points to lose before that.

haha. according to urban dictionary, it's "the state of a man's penis when not erect" in reference to hillary lol.
haha - you know what this shows? It shows that women are really clever.

Because I can clearly make sweeping statements based on the stupidity of two women running for high office.

[3mpire]

Why was your friend with a tranny? (or has that been already answered..?)

[DaveZeroZero]

Why was your friend with a tranny? (or has that been already answered..?)
it's probably already been answered, but he was in Thailand

that should just about explain it.

[HelpMeSleep]

haha - you know what this shows? It shows that women are really clever.

Because I can clearly make sweeping statements based on the stupidity of two women running for high office.
wait what? clarify, por favor.

[DaveZeroZero]

wait what? clarify, por favor.
saying that they were really clever was sarcasm

then I saved myself by sarcastically implying that I could most definitely make assertions about women's intelligence just by looking at those two women because, as they were running for high office, they must be representative.

[HelpMeSleep]

saying that they were really clever was sarcasm

then I saved myself by sarcastically implying that I could most definitely make assertions about women's intelligence just by looking at those two women because, as they were running for high office, they must be representative.
oh, got it. I mean, I figured you didn't actually mean that they were clever. those two are definitely not great examples of great, intelligent women. they're probably two of the women I hate most in america, although Palin more so than Hillary.

[HelpMeSleep]

one of my kid's moms looks like your friend's thai tranny Dave.
I've been meaning to say that all week but I've kept on forgetting. every time she comes to pick up her son I have to be professional and resist the urge to lol.

[DaveZeroZero]

one of my kid's moms looks like your friend's thai tranny Dave.
I've been meaning to say that all week but I've kept on forgetting. every time she comes to pick up her son I have to be professional and resist the urge to lol.
ask her if she's a trap - she won't know what you mean, but I will =]

[HelpMeSleep]

ask her if she's a trap - she won't know what you mean, but I will =]
haha. I'd love the Dave points but I'd hate the call from my boss if she somehow got offended and told on me. plus her son's pretty good looking.

EDIT: not the little kid one. that's older boy who picked him up one day. I'm not a pedo I swear.

[Chris Fallon]

haha. I'd love the Dave points but I'd hate the call from my boss if she somehow got offended and told on me. plus her son's pretty good looking.

EDIT: not the little kid one. that's older boy who picked him up one day. I'm not a pedo I swear.
http://humor.desvariandoando.com/wp-content/uploads/blogger/_t2FR_3juxZw/RykIxRgHVRI/AAAAAAAAATI/5PGmf2IDbGw/s400/pedobear_caramelo.jpg

Tsk, tsk Mandi.

[DaveZeroZero]

haha. I'd love the Dave points but I'd hate the call from my boss if she somehow got offended and told on me. plus her son's pretty good looking.

EDIT: not the little kid one. that's older boy who picked him up one day. I'm not a pedo I swear.
http://www.atalude.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/pedobear_seal_of_approval.jpg

[HelpMeSleep]

http://humor.desvariandoando.com/wp-content/uploads/blogger/_t2FR_3juxZw/RykIxRgHVRI/AAAAAAAAATI/5PGmf2IDbGw/s400/pedobear_caramelo.jpg

Tsk, tsk Mandi.

http://www.atalude.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/pedobear_seal_of_approval.jpg
oh, well good. as long I have you guys' and pedobear's approval on my pedophilic behavior that's okay. now I can make good use of the little first grader who has a crush on me. sweet.

[DaveZeroZero]

oh, well good. as long I have you guys' and pedobear's approval on my pedophilic behavior that's okay. now I can make good use of the little first grader who has a crush on me. sweet.
well, the joke's on you - HE HAS A TINY PENIS!

/siq burn

[HelpMeSleep]

well, the joke's on you - HE HAS A TINY PENIS!

/siq burn
Dave, I wasn't talking about you - nice try.

[Mike Kraft]

Cue the It's Always Sunny in Philly episode.

[DaveZeroZero]

Yeah, I haven't seen the series - we're a long way behind in the UK.

[thesafeword]

Cue the It's Always Sunny in Philly episode.
Cue the that's a fucking awesome show.