Season Kick Off : Redskins vs. Giants 9/4/08

[GoWaitInTheCar]

We are gonna need one of these for tonight.

[IcedOpethBlind]

27 - 17

Giants win.

[IcedOpethBlind]

jason taylor definitely playing tonight, per ESPN

[GoWaitInTheCar]

I think the Giants are gonna pull it off, but damn, it would be cool if the Skins did.

[GiggsOho]

came in to create this thread, good look, rockin my ST21 authentic white, HAIL TO THE REDSKINS.

Close game, Giants win a 3 pt game. I'll be rooting otherwise.

[looksthatkillbn]

i've got the skins by a touchdown tonight.

[WordzandDreamz]

Fuck the Redskins so hard. I hope they lose by 30. And I don't even like the Giants.

[GiggsOho]

Fuck the Redskins so hard. I hope they lose by 30. And I don't even like the Giants.

Wow, why the hostility for your (seemingly, going off location here) hometown team.

[WordzandDreamz]

Well, I'm actually a Buccaneers fan (my grandmother was from Tampa Bay), but the reason I dislike them is I hate that their fans have no humility. Haha. They never know when to say, our team is rebuilding, or we have too many injuries, or whatever... its always "We're the best team in football and we'll never lose a game".

[avengedtbs]

Let's go Giants!

[GoWaitInTheCar]

Well, I'm actually a Buccaneers fan (my grandmother was from Tampa Bay), but the reason I dislike them is I hate that their fans have no humility. Haha. They never know when to say, our team is rebuilding, or we have too many injuries, or whatever... its always "We're the best team in football and we'll never lose a game".

I think you are thinking of The Patriots.

[looksthatkillbn]

I think you are thinking of The Patriots.

yeah but the patriots at least have the potential to back it up

[Getup and Dance]

This will be a close game, but I still see the Giants winning by a touchdown.

[IcedOpethBlind]

i dont think this will be a close game...redskins have looked terrible, hopefully they make it a game but, eh...

[kshtoinks12]

I hope they do a play with only 10 guys on defense!

[Scott Weber]

fuck yeah.

[GiggsOho]

Well, I'm actually a Buccaneers fan (my grandmother was from Tampa Bay), but the reason I dislike them is I hate that their fans have no humility. Haha. They never know when to say, our team is rebuilding, or we have too many injuries, or whatever... its always "We're the best team in football and we'll never lose a game".

Anyone saying that needs their head examined. Only once this decade did I think we had a good team, and it was the year we beat Tampa in the WC game. (sorry)

i dont think this will be a close game...redskins have looked terrible, hopefully they make it a game but, eh...

You haven't seen Clinton Portis at all. He is going to have a good game.

[gonz]

I hope they do a play with only 10 guys on defense!
I wonder what was going through your head when you were typing this out. I hope you didn't actually think it was funny and you were just trying to get a reaction out of someone. You can't be as dumb as you present yourself on here.

[kshtoinks12]

I wonder what was going through your head when you were typing this out. I hope you didn't actually think it was funny and you were just trying to get a reaction out of someone. You can't be as dumb as you present yourself on here."You're a piece of shit" would've been much easier to type and saved us both a lot of time.

[GiggsOho]

Shawn Springs out. Already off to a bad start.

EDIT: For those of you drinking, finish your beer/take a shot every time Fred Smoot misses a tackle. You'll be done by halftime. And I'm being generous.

[Chris M.]

"You're a piece of shit" would've been much easier to type and saved us both a lot of time.

You're a piece of shit

happy now?

[IcedOpethBlind]

You haven't seen Clinton Portis at all. He is going to have a good game.

lolwut?

[GoWaitInTheCar]

The Skins will be fine this year as long as someone on their squad doesn't break a leg.

[refgirl23]

I'm actually getting a skins game on TV. Of course its the same night as an SEC game (albeit probably a poor one) and thus so much screaming will occur my roommate won't know what to do.

[FondestMemory]

erin andrews unbuttoned an extra button for tonight's game.

looks like i'll be switching back and forth now between the nfl and a game i don't give a shit about.

kudos, erin andrews. you've bested me once again.

[IcedOpethBlind]

lets do this.

[DaveFeelsRight]

oh god spike lee

[GiggsOho]

lolwut?


That came out wrong.

No one has seen Portis all preseason. He is rested, healthy, and has a great, healthy offensive line behind him. I think he will have a good game.

[Scott Weber]

rocking my giants #27 for fantasy reasons...ignore that it's rodney hampton and not brandon jacobs. haha.

[GiggsOho]

erin andrews unbuttoned an extra button for tonight's game.

looks like i'll be switching back and forth now between the nfl and a game i don't give a shit about.

kudos, erin andrews. you've bested me once again.

lol i thought the same thing when i saw that. I was like ".....is that shirt....SEE THRU?" Spot on, WWL.

[GoWaitInTheCar]

The former QB Coach from Seattle is Washington's new head coach. Hmm..

[Scott Weber]

The former QB Coach from Seattle is Washington's new head coach. Hmm..
hello and welcome to many months ago.

[Chris M.]

The former QB Coach from Seattle is Washington's new head coach. Hmm..

..... :hitself:

[GoWaitInTheCar]

hello and welcome to many months ago.

Hah, I was only kidding because I saw you in the thread.

[captainamazing4]

should be quite a fun game. cant wait to watch

[Gilbert Arenas]

Let's do this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[preppyak]

oh god spike lee
Yeah...I guess he got sick of the Knicks sucking

And Strahan coming out of the trophy was pretty sweet...good opening

[GiggsOho]

Nice, Carlos Rodgers

[Broken Parachute]

The Redskins still have fans?

[Scott Weber]

this is too easy.

[GoWaitInTheCar]

57 yards in 4 minutes.

[Scott Weber]

jacobs you idiot.

[GiggsOho]

wheres the flag on the slap!

[Broken Parachute]

LOL Jacobs is like the only running back in the league that can shove a linebacker and get away with it.

[Scott Weber]

wow, what a throw and catch.

[DaveFeelsRight]

oh wow what a nice catch

[GiggsOho]

wow, they just wont let him have an incomplete pass, awesome.

[IcedOpethBlind]

burress the beast

[Broken Parachute]

What a stupid play by Smoot. He's probably thinking about which party boat he's going to hit up after the game.

[Scott Weber]

slam it home with jacobs.

[GoWaitInTheCar]

Manning will score in seconds.

[GiggsOho]

Toomer pushed too.

[Scott Weber]

fuck this I hate fantasy football. haha

[DaveFeelsRight]

well the giants made that drive look easy

[Broken Parachute]

Hahaha. Now that he has a ring, Manning feels comfortable spiking the ball after a TD. Badass.

[IcedOpethBlind]

eli you td vulture

[GiggsOho]

Eli on a scramble to end a terrific drive. What the fuck is McIntosh doing on that?

[Chris M.]

Eli gettin' his Randall Cunningham on

[Broken Parachute]

Redskins gettin scrambled on more than eggs, son.

[GiggsOho]

Plaxico Burress with 60 yds receiving.

[mikeyxxcore]

Eli helping my fantasy team.
let portis help too?

[GiggsOho]

Jason Campbell holds the ball too long, shocker.

[Chris M.]

Osi who?

[GoWaitInTheCar]

Not a bad start, Skins..

[DaveFeelsRight]

campbell doing his best grossman impression

[Scott Weber]

lol, yiiiiiiiiiiiiiikes skins.

[refgirl23]

Jason Campbell holds the ball too long, shocker.

He overthinks. A lot. It would probably only be a micron better had Borges graduated with him back in '05.

[GiggsOho]

3 and out, Stephon Heyer continues to make people wonder why he is starting, and Jason Campbell looks awful. Great start.

[GoWaitInTheCar]

3rd and long, let's run the ball.

Such a Steelers move.

[Chris M.]

campbell doing his best grossman impression

Good thing Mr. Orton is starting now!

:-(

[Scott Weber]

3rd and long, let's run the ball.

Such a Steelers move.
slash every team in the NFL when not in scoring position or have the ability to get into it.

[DaveFeelsRight]

Good thing Mr. Orton is starting now!

:-(dont worry sir. his beard gives him a protective aura around him that wont allow him to get sacked.

[Chris M.]

3rd and long, let's run the ball.

Such a Steelers move.

3rd and long, let's try and force the ball with our shaky QB and risk an interception early in the game.

Do you understand the game of football at all?

[Scott Weber]

3rd and long, let's try and force the ball with our shaky QB and risk an interception early in the game.

Do you understand the game of football at all?
trust me, he doesn't.

[IcedOpethBlind]

jacobs god dammit

[Scott Weber]

jacobs is terrible at catching balls out of the backfield.

[Scott Weber]

nice glimpse of the 3rd down back usage of Ward there.

[GiggsOho]

oh, a running play to Ward on 3rd down...did the Skins watch tape?

[Scott Weber]

giggsOho, the new Justin.

[Scott Weber]

god jacobs is a fucking beast.

[Chris M.]

Jacobs is a beast

[GiggsOho]

Dear Coach Zorn,

Training camps involve tackling. Please teach it.

Also, please give Landry the number of Brandon Jacobs' license plate. Thank you.

Signed,

A concerned Skins fan.

[GoWaitInTheCar]

"Now kids, that's how you never tackle someone."

[Scott Weber]

what a tackle.

[GiggsOho]

I miss Antonio Pierce. What a great player.

[DaveFeelsRight]

oof, the redskins need to cut the penalties.

[GiggsOho]

lol at the punter getting drilled

[S/T]

I like the start from Plax tonight.

[GoWaitInTheCar]

Blown. Out.

[Scott Weber]

i hate this penalty. he's clearly jumping for the ball, his momentum takes him into him. i have never understood what that's a penalty. kickers and punters are overprotected.

[Jared Kaufman]

Glad to see Doughty still sucks at tackling.

[GoWaitInTheCar]

Portis will be injured by the end of the game.

[Jared Kaufman]

lol @ everything about our team thus far

[Scott Weber]

and the first quarter of the jim zorn era comes to an end with 0 passing yards. haha.

[WordzandDreamz]

I have 3 friends that believe the Redskins are going to win all of their games this season

[GiggsOho]

I have 3 friends that believe the Redskins are going to win all of their games this season

Are they real people?

[Scott Weber]

I have 3 friends that believe the Redskins are going to win all of their games this season
nice user name.

[DaveFeelsRight]

nice run by ward

[Jared Kaufman]

I have 3 friends that believe the Redskins are going to win all of their games this season
They are morons.

What the hell would they base that off? New England was one game away from doing it last year and one even thinks they will this season.

[AshesAshes]

Bring in Colt

[S/T]

Bring in Colt

Seriously.

[Scott Weber]

is brandon jacobs hurt? wtf is this?

[Jared Kaufman]

It's only been TWO drives in the entire season and you already want Colt?

Ok.

[AshesAshes]

Yea I was wondering the same about Jacobs. My fantasy team needs him maybe I should go pick up Ward

[AshesAshes]

It's only been TWO drives in the entire season and you already want Colt?

Ok.
I wasnt being serious haha.

[preppyak]

and the first quarter of the jim zorn era comes to an end with 0 passing yards. haha.
It doesn't help to have Jason Campbell throwing those passes...though, this offensive line looks more like the Texans of the David Carr era

[DaveFeelsRight]

nice pass

[Jared Kaufman]

There's no way that should've been a play; nice coverage Smoot.

[GiggsOho]

Fred Smoot can't cover Siornice Moss. Shoot me.

[Scott Weber]

yiiiiiiiiiiikes. where is Jacobs. I'm worried.

[GiggsOho]

LOLOL at the NFL bumping out with Paramore. Nothing says NFL like Hayley Williams.

[Jared Kaufman]

I hate Doughty with a passion, get rid of him.

[AshesAshes]

Burress is tearing the Skins up

[Jared Kaufman]

Hahahaha, shoot me now, it's going to be a long season.

[teddy]

Jacobs got poked in the eye, I think.

[livethesounds]

after osi got hurt i was seriously thinking about making a move for another D in our pay league, i'm feeling pretty good about things now.

[GoWaitInTheCar]

Fred Smoot can't cover Siornice Moss. Smoot me.

Yep.

[Scott Weber]

fuck this, if jacobs isn't in this game i don't have a vested interest. haha

[Jared Kaufman]

Everyone on both sides of the ball needs to just turn around and bend over.

[IcedOpethBlind]

wtf

[GiggsOho]

CATCH THAT SMOOT.

x

[Scott Weber]

LOL nice game smoot.

[Jared Kaufman]

Oh Smoot dropped a pick, I'm shocked.

[livethesounds]

way to keep your head up toomer

[AshesAshes]

Hahaha oh Eli

[IcedOpethBlind]

cmon plaxx

[IcedOpethBlind]

fuck

[GiggsOho]

This should be 21-0. So far, Skins = fail.

[Jared Kaufman]

Offense needs to show up now.

[IcedOpethBlind]

it didnt all preseason lol

[Jared Kaufman]

Not true, Brian!

Just the last two preseason games, haha.

[AshesAshes]

Haha, more penalty yards than offensive

[AshesAshes]

Coooooooley sighting

[IcedOpethBlind]

well im hoping they atleast come around, for fantasy implications hah

[Jared Kaufman]

Did someone not tell Campbell how west coast works?

[Jared Kaufman]

Ugh, way to be predictable.

[S/T]

"They run a very vanilla play...and it has no flavor."

[livethesounds]

stuffed, they need to start dumping the ball off to cooley.

[IcedOpethBlind]

"they run run a very vanilla play, but without any flavor"

own

[AshesAshes]

stuffed, they need to start dumping the ball off to cooley.

Truth

[Jared Kaufman]

Cooley is the answer!

[IcedOpethBlind]

cooley's wife is hot

[AshesAshes]

http://images.smarter.com/blogs/chriscooley.jpg

[IcedOpethBlind]

so gay

[livethesounds]

cooley's wife is hot

one of my fantasy team's names is "chris cooleys hot wife"

[Jared Kaufman]

Nice tackle Taylor.

[GiggsOho]

one of my fantasy team's names is "chris cooleys hot wife"

:appl:

[IcedOpethBlind]

hehe

[Jared Kaufman]

WTF is Smoot doing tonight?

[GiggsOho]

I think Jacobs is fine, Weebs.

[AshesAshes]

Jacobs!! Great blocking

[IcedOpethBlind]

jacobs, yea bitch

[Scott Weber]

jacobs was so close to breaking that.

[mikeyxxcore]

Manning make one fantasy team win.
Jacobs destroying the other.

so weak.

[GoWaitInTheCar]

Haha, did Smoot get pushed by his own bro?

[Jared Kaufman]

Smoot is some sauce

[livethesounds]

manning looks really good. half his incompletions have been the recievers faults too

[GoWaitInTheCar]

NYG Pass Yards : 141
WASH Pass Yards : -8

[Jared Kaufman]

Rogers and Smoots are dropping the ball, literally.

Yeah, nothing is going to change with Blache replacing Edwards.

[Jared Kaufman]

I mean Williams, obviously.

[livethesounds]

that bill gates / jerry sienfeld commercial was probably one of the weirdest ones i've seen.

[AshesAshes]

Cartwright is awesome

[Scott Weber]

hahahahahaha that seinfeld commercial was hysterical, i loved itl.

[Jared Kaufman]

Yes, finally something. We need points now.

[Until The Bombs]

Should have started Jacobs in my fantasy league over Turner.

[Scott Weber]

redskins have to be thrilled if they can get any points at all here.

[GiggsOho]

A COMPLETED PASS! WELCOME TO NFL 08!

x

[AshesAshes]

The Redskins have an offense!!!

[teddy]

Hopefully the redskins hold Jacobs to under 100 yards.

[GoWaitInTheCar]

....

[livethesounds]

hahahahaha @ ed hochulie (sp?)

[Scott Weber]

hahahaha hochuli, that was funny.

[IcedOpethBlind]

Hopefully the redskins hold Jacobs to under 100 yards.

no chance

[Scott Weber]

oooooof, bad call.

[livethesounds]

if the skins score here it better be cooley in the endzone.

[Jared Kaufman]

Wahoo, waste time!

[AshesAshes]

Who the hell was he throwing that at terrible read

[IcedOpethBlind]

thank god i started moss

[AshesAshes]

Wooo Moss count it for my fantasy team

[Jared Kaufman]

Yesssss!

[livethesounds]

damnit

[Scott Weber]

Wow, that is crippling for the Giants. It's a joke that they'll only be up 9 at half.

[GiggsOho]

back in da game!

[Jared Kaufman]

If only they could've held them to 3 on the first drive.

[GoWaitInTheCar]

I have Moss, nice.

[Scott Weber]

ugh I don't want to watch politics in my fucking football game.

[AshesAshes]

I just said the same thing to my dad.

[Jared Kaufman]

Palin'd daughter is stacked!

No, I don't care if it's due to the milk.

[WordzandDreamz]

nice user name.

Thanks Scott.

[AshesAshes]

Should I start Kurt Warner or Big Ben? they both have good matchups this weekend

[Scott Weber]

Should I start Kurt Warner or Big Ben? they both have good matchups this weekend
ben. less chances for INTs and safer choice.

[Jared Kaufman]

Spice up the damn play calling.

[livethesounds]

get the fucking ball to cooley damnit

[livethesounds]

wow, that was a hell off a catch

[Scott Weber]

get the fucking ball to cooley damnit
get used to it. cooley isn't going to see the ball as much this year in zorn's sets.

[GoWaitInTheCar]

Should I start Kurt Warner or Big Ben? they both have good matchups this weekend

Ben. More of a safe choice in my opinion.

[Drew Beringer]

Don't give a fuck about this game at all, watching baseball instead ha

[Jared Kaufman]

I forget the rule, but he hit him before it was an actual completion, shouldn't he be touched after that?

[livethesounds]

Don't give a fuck about this game at all, watching baseball instead ha

go Padres!!!

[GoWaitInTheCar]

Taylor is doing nothing.

[Scott Weber]

eli being eli.

[GiggsOho]

Carlos, motherfucking catch that.

[Jared Kaufman]

if we drop one more int I'm gonna lose it

[GoWaitInTheCar]

Three dropped INTs.

[Jared Kaufman]

Oh, we stopped them finally, nice.

[AshesAshes]

Keep running Portis!

[Drew Beringer]

I put on the game on mute, I hope the Skins win because I hate the Giants more than any other team not named the Vikings.

[Jared Kaufman]

holy unnecessary deep ball

[Jared Kaufman]

at least we are starting to do something

[duhpunk]

when the fuck did i bench Burress?

:wallbash:

[Jared Kaufman]

Even more than da Bears, Drew?

[Drew Beringer]

Commercials are the only thing Urlacher does well now.

[Drew Beringer]

Even more than da Bears, Drew?
Bears are irrelevant. They've been good twice the past 10 years.

[IcedOpethBlind]

http://blog.washingtonpost.com/dcsportsbog/cooleywife.jpg

[GiggsOho]

Commercials are the only thing Urlacher does well now.

http://www.fire-house.net/crossroads/images/zinger_banner.jpg

[IcedOpethBlind]

freddy smoot

[GoWaitInTheCar]

Eli said shit on tv, not bad at all.

[Jared Kaufman]

finally Smoot!

[GiggsOho]

SMOOT CATCHES ONE.

x

[DaveFeelsRight]

Bears are irrelevant. They've been good twice the past 10 years.a rivalry is a rivialy. fuck you clown shoes

[Drew Beringer]

hahaha ELI you suck

[duhpunk]

way to go Eli...

[Drew Beringer]

a rivalry is a rivialy. fuck you clown shoes
Yeah, I know, I still hate the Bears, don't get me wrong. I just hate the Vikings and Giants more.

[williek311]

Please get a TD Plax.

[Jared Kaufman]

The two back to back run plays to start a drive is killing me.

[GiggsOho]

Campbell wtf......PORTIS FTW.

[GoWaitInTheCar]

What the hell was that jump by #29?

[Scott Weber]

haha oh eli.

[Jared Kaufman]

Campbell needs to start reading the D better.

[GoWaitInTheCar]

A Redskin hurt, you don't say?

[GiggsOho]

He took his own player's knee off the small of the back. Rub some dirt on it.

[Jared Kaufman]

Someone teach Doughty how to freaking tackle.

[Jared Kaufman]

<3 Andre Carter

[livethesounds]

derrick ward getting a good amount of touches

[Jared Kaufman]

That was close.

[GiggsOho]

Redskins, please do something offensively this drive.

[GiggsOho]

AND THEY FOUND A FUCKING WAY TO INJECT FAVRE IN THE BROADCAST.

x

[GiggsOho]

SOMEONE THROW A FLAG
x

[WordzandDreamz]

What's the score?

[GoWaitInTheCar]

The Redskins are running out of time.

[Jared Kaufman]

They need a stop and a score or it's finished!

[Scott Weber]

come on jacobs, get over 100 yards.

[williek311]

come on jacobs, get over 100 yards.

I'm praying for a Plax touchdown.

[Scott Weber]

woo jacobs!

[Jared Kaufman]

It's okay, Landry, we didn't need that.

Four dropped INTs.

[GoWaitInTheCar]

The game appears to be over.

[Jared Kaufman]

Yes!

[AshesAshes]

zzzzzzzzzz

[WFUJerseyJon]

I'm praying for a Plax touchdown.

You and me both. I'm loving this game so far. Sure there've been a few things I wasnt happy about from the G-Men. But this is a good first game.

[GiggsOho]

Ready to call the game until the flags came out.