Harry Potter

[Tyler Revolution]

So I was hanging out with Harry yesterday, and does a spell on some kid that made him fart alot! Oh Harry...........

[WakingTheMisery]

i wish i was a warlock.

[Tyler Revolution]

Wizards own warlocks, everyone knows that.

[angie710]

You just HAD to make this thread, didnt you....

[Tyler Revolution]

Oh is that you, Captain Obvious?

[AmericanZen]

wow, you have got to be kidding me...

[Timberwolf]

You just HAD to make this thread, didnt you....
Yes...he did.

[WakingTheMisery]

now what is the differance anyway?

[angie710]

Oh is that you, Captain Obvious?


Me?

[SkaBum14]

Wizards own warlocks, everyone knows that.

Seriously, I knew that when I was a sperm (with magic powers of course).

Glad to see you separated this off from the man thread. There was too much content to handle both in one place. The whole place would have exploded.....although that would be pretty manly.....

[Timberwolf]

now what is the differance anyway?
Wizards have beards.

[Tyler Revolution]

Seriously, I knew that when I was a sperm (with magic powers of course).

Glad to see you separated this off from the man thread. There was too much content to handle both in one place. The whole place would have exploded.....although that would be pretty manly.....


Haha, I know it was getting insane in there.

[WakingTheMisery]

Wizards have beards.
i take it harry has to hit puberty before he is considered a true wizard?

[SkaBum14]

Wizards have beards.

I always knew ZZ Top was a council of wizards.

[Tyler Revolution]

I always knew ZZ Top was a council of wizards.


Haha, that made me laugh.

[Chemical Love]

harry potter is a pussy. anyone from 'lord of the rings' would tear him a new one.

[MaybeOneDay]

i take it harry has to hit puberty before he is considered a true wizard?
no. harry just shaves every morning.

[prozac mnms]

now what is the differance anyway?

warlocks are male witches. wizards are wizards

[Tanooki Suit]

Crucio!

[Tyler Revolution]

Crucio!


That's the spirit Tony.

[Tyler Revolution]

harry potter is a pussy. anyone from 'lord of the rings' would tear him a new one.


Harry would eat you alive.

[SkaBum14]

Harry would eat you alive.

Then crap him out and leave the toilet seat up. Harry's a man and that's how he rolls.

[WakingTheMisery]

anyone remember animorphs? they would destroy harry potter and he wouldn't even see it coming. it would just have to take less than a half hour...

[prozac mnms]

anyone remember animorphs? they would destroy harry potter and he wouldn't even see it coming. it would just have to take less than a half hour...

wasn't it two hours?

[Tyler Revolution]

anyone remember animorphs? they would destroy harry potter and he wouldn't even see it coming. it would just have to take less than a half hour...


Are you kidding? Harry eats Animorphs for breakfast. I think you need to leave the Harry Potter thread mister!

[Tyler Revolution]

Well I am heading to work... do not let Harry and his thread die! Keep it alive. It's magic.

[trustmeimokay]

Are you kidding? Harry eats Animorphs for breakfast. I think you need to leave the Harry Potter thread mister!
O, I used to love the Animorphs. That one chick was hot.

[WakingTheMisery]

wasn't it two hours?
coulda been. i would check but my books are in the attic...

[prozac mnms]

coulda been. i would check but my books are in the attic...

lol. that's okay. unless i end up on a game show and that's one of the questions. then i'm blaming you.

[WakingTheMisery]

lol. that's okay. unless i end up on a game show and that's one of the questions. then i'm blaming you.
ahhhh...

i could've played harry potter. people tell me this all of the time so it must be true.

[SkaBum14]

ahhhh...

i could've played harry potter. people tell me this all of the time so it must be true.

My sister's boyfriend looks like Harry Potter. You two should have a magical duel to the death. I'll arrange and promote it.

[trustmeimokay]

I hate people who look like Harry Potter. They just feel obligated to act like him too and for some reason that just pisses me off.

[WakingTheMisery]

I hate people who look like Harry Potter. They just feel obligated to act like him too and for some reason that just pisses me off.
i will do nothing of the such! i act like ash from pokemon instead.

[Tyler Revolution]

I just talked to Harry, he said "hi" to everyone.

[ohlookitspaul]

sweet, dude. i hate being a stupid muggle

[Tyler Revolution]

sweet, dude. i hate being a stupid muggle


You filthy mudblood... kidding of course.

[Hilikus]

"You're a wizard Harry!"
"But...i can't be a wizard...I'm Harry....just Harry."


haha i love that part.

[SonEric84]

My sister's boyfriend looks like Harry Potter.

haha I swear I came into this thread to type the same thing...my little sisters boyfriend looks like him..

[WakingTheMisery]

haha I swear I came into this thread to type the same thing...my little sisters boyfriend looks like him..
its me. and i am cheating on your sister with the other girl...

[Tyler Revolution]

Ahh, Hogwarts is beautiful tonight.

[WakingTheMisery]

Ahh, Hogwarts is beautiful tonight.
on my way to hogwarts now! turns out i am harry potter. perhaps i will see you there...

[SkaBum14]

its me. and i am cheating on your sister with the other girl...

Nobody cheats on my sister!

Did you hear that? Oh yeah, that's me getting in my car and driving to your house to destroy you!

[Tyler Revolution]

on my way to hogwarts now! turns out i am harry potter. perhaps i will see you there...


You can't be Harry, I just talked to him this morning.... You must be his twin.

[SkaBum14]

You can't be Harry, I just talked to him this morning.... You must be his twin.

He used a duplication spell.

[Tyler Revolution]

He used a duplication spell.


Ahh, damn I didn't even think about that. That trickster.

[Timberwolf]

Ahh, damn I didn't even think about that. That trickster.
That Harry sure is one crazy cat.

[Tyler Revolution]

That Harry sure is one crazy cat.


Yeah he is. Today we were in class, and he through his potion all over this girls white cloak, and everyone could see her witch boobs.

[prozac mnms]

Yeah he is. Today we were in class, and he through his potion all over this girls white cloak, and everyone could see her witch boobs.

witch boobs sound gross

[Timberwolf]

witch boobs sound gross
have you not seem hermione dude?

[SkaBum14]

have you not seem hermione dude?

Harry has to carry a barrell around at all times with a special potion just to keep him from getting a boner in his wizard sweatpants.

[Tyler Revolution]

Harry has to carry a barrell around at all times with a special potion just to keep him from getting a boner in his wizard sweatpants.


Don't we all?

And witch boobs are so hot. Really hot.

[prozac mnms]

have you not seem hermione dude?

no. i'm a girl and i've never had the desire to see the naked chest of another girl. plus, isn't she a wizard also?

And witch boobs are so hot. Really hot.

i just remembered the show Charmed, so i guess you're right.

[Timberwolf]

no. i'm a girl and i've never had the desire to see the naked chest of another girl. plus, isn't she a wizard also?
hence the name 'witchboobs'

[prozac mnms]

hence the name 'witchboobs'

i'm confused. she's a witch, hence the name? or do you think that witches and wizards are the same thing?

[Timberwolf]

she is a witch
she has boobs

hence, she has witchboobs

(in harry potter girl wizards are called witches)

[prozac mnms]

she is a witch
she has boobs

hence, she has witchboobs

(in harry potter girl wizards are called witches)

ah, i see. thank you for clearing that up for me. i've actually never read/seen a harry potter book/movie. and no, i'm not going to either.

[aolsux]

i heart witch boobs

[Tyler Revolution]

ah, i see. thank you for clearing that up for me. i've actually never read/seen a harry potter book/movie. and no, i'm not going to either.

Why won't you? Too "cool" for it?

[prozac mnms]

Why won't you? Too "cool" for it?

lol. no, it just never interested me. and then it got huge and i was overloaded with it. who knows, maybe one day i'll be forced to watch it and discover that i'm in love with it.

[aolsux]

naked time