Well

[trustmeimokay]

Well, turns out my brother just broke his wrist.

That sure was the last thing I was expecting to hear today.

[shrguy]

i can now sleep good 2nite!

[prozac mnms]

sorry to be the one to tell you, but you're pregnant. and yes, i do know you're a guy (or at least i'm pretty sure you are).
i bet that was the last thing you were expecting to hear today.

how'd he break his wrist?

[trustmeimokay]

Haha.

He fell running around in a gym. The usual breaking wrist story.

[Lets Deja Vu]

that sucks, how bad of a break is it?

[trustmeimokay]

that sucks, how bad of a break is it?
I really don't know. I JUST found out about it.

[Lets Deja Vu]

Hopefully its not that bad

[trustmeimokay]

Hopefully its not that bad
It can't possibly be that bad though.

[Mercy Medical]

Hell, this time last year I was crutching around with a cast on the lower half of my leg. :P

[SkaBum14]

I fractured my sister's wrist by laying on my back, having her sit on my feet and then catapulting her into the air. She flew up into the air, arms waving around, then came crashing down right on her arm. We were young and stupid. Then as she was walking back to the house she panicked from the pain or something and couldn't breathe, then passed out (she used to do that all the time when she was young, it was really weird). That was interesting.

[Love As Arson]

Haha.

He fell running around in a gym. The usual breaking wrist story.
Translation:

There was a freak accident when he was giving his gym instructor his usual Thursday hand job.

[KarolaBloch]

i hope Love As Arson posts in this thread.. i want a good laugh.

[Mercy Medical]

I broke some girl's arm this year during soccer...that was fun. :)

[The Bled 13]

I have no legs, everyone feel sorry for me.

[SkaBum14]

I broke some girl's arm this year during soccer...that was fun. :)

You sound like my sister (the one who's wrist I broke). She's unbelievably tough when she plays. She could probably handle herself really well playing with guys.

[SkaBum14]

I have no legs, everyone feel sorry for me.

Why? Easier access to your penis.

[The Bled 13]

Yes, this is true. My wang acts like a foot too, I can hop on this motherfucker.

[Mercy Medical]

You sound like my sister (the one who's wrist I broke). She's unbelievably tough when she plays. She could probably handle herself really well playing with guys.
Well, technically the girl kind of broke her own wrist...haha. We were fighting (verbally) most of the game and she was getting all pissed off because I kept beating her and she started pushing me around, so I pushed back...a lot. :) She then decided to throw herself at me in an effort to knock me down, but instead she ran into me, I pushed back and she feel down and landed wrong on her arm and broke it. Their coach walked on the field to see her and said "could someone kick her really hard please" refering to me. :)

[KarolaBloch]

ahaha anyone notice that????! i posted " i hope love as arson posts here, i want a good laugh.." and at the same time he actually did.. hahaha thats funny shit.

[towhatend]

haha that's pretty fucked up

[trustmeimokay]

Well turns out he only sprained it. Not even a cast. I feel incredibly stupid now.

[brandnewtbs23]

as you should

bet your moms pissed didn't she just leave for vacation

[trustmeimokay]

as you should

bet your moms pissed didn't she just leave for vacation
Yeah, and it's not vacation, it's business.

[piebaldkid42]

my girlfriend broke her toe on her birthday sunday. and last year on her birthday i sprained my ankle really really badly

[brandnewtbs23]

Yeah, and it's not vacation, it's business.
same thing thats what i meant

[trustmeimokay]

same thing thats what i meant
No it's not liar.

Liar, liar pants on fire, hanging from a telephone liar.

Il ne neige pas.

[KarolaBloch]

my girlfriend broke her toe on her birthday sunday. and last year on her birthday i sprained my ankle really really badly

whoa, my girlfriend like ripped her toenail off on sunday. so both of our girlfriends hurt their toes on the same day.. wow!

[piebaldkid42]

whoa, my girlfriend like ripped her toenail off on sunday. so both of our girlfriends hurt their toes on the same day.. wow!
heh yeah, it really sucks for her though, i feel kinda bad
her dad was giving her birthday spankings haha just to piss her off and my girlfriend kicked him in the knee really hard and it broke her toe. shes so awesome haha

[brandnewtbs23]

No it's not liar.

Liar, liar pants on fire, hanging from a telephone liar.

Il ne neige pas.
elle s'apples commont la velo

i think thats right