whats the worst thing that happened to you in school

[atticus_4132]

i just want to know what was the worst/stupid thing that happened to you in school...

[nightjarWI]

um, I got kicked out of my math class for calling the teacher a stupid coke whore. That's about as bad as I go.

[PunkDrums182]

um, I got kicked out of my math class for calling the teacher a stupid coke whore. That's about as bad as I go.
hahahaha

[xmicandmoshpitx]

all this petty bullshit arguing that has gone on the past 3 years.

and whoever said the thing about their teacher being a coke whore=awesome and extremely hilarious.

[selftitled85]

haha its nothin bad but i never seen anything like it before. this girl in my pre calc class senior yr got her belly button ring stuck to her jeans and was freaking out. it was hilarious but looked really messed up cuz her skin was all stretched cuz she was tryin to get it out.

[Tanooki Suit]

A few things, hmm. Once I got caught stealing from the Spirit Store and was banned from there for a year and got some other punishments. Once some guy's friends held me down and he put his ass on my head (not my face) before weightroom lifting. Oh, and during my senior year, I told a teacher he sucked when a friend and I were leaving early and I got three days of fucking ISS.

[Mercy Medical]

Lets see, it wasn't my worst moment, but just a funny moment.

Alrighty, here it goes...

I used to wear boxers under my shorts/jeans/pants etc (don't worry, I wore underwear under the boxers) because I was a big dork and I really don't remember why I did it in the first place. I was in weight lifting class when I was either a sophomore or a junior (I can't remember) and my two partners for weight lifting were two freshman. Well, we were doing squats and I went down for a squat and felt a rip. The ass of my boxers ripped open, fortunately I was still wearing shorts over them, but I just kind of laughed about it, told the two freshman and then left for a second to change. After that day I never wore boxers again. Thank god for that moment. :)

[richter915]

I shit myself the first day of seventh grade. woo.

[Hilikus]

I shit myself the first day of seventh grade. woo.


i shit myself the first day of highschool how bad is that. I have cronic diahreha.

[Tanooki Suit]

How can you steal from a spirit store.. anyways another quote of the century.
The Spirit Store was a mini-convenience store in our high school that the DECA kids worked during the morning and lunches. Those facts severely damage the coolness of my quote.

[nightjarWI]

all this petty bullshit arguing that has gone on the past 3 years.

and whoever said the thing about their teacher being a coke whore=awesome and extremely hilarious.

The bitch had it coming. She was the worst math teacher ever. At some point I yelled at her every day for a week.
Then when I got a 54 on a test she told me if I came after school for extra help she would give me ten points, but then my grade would be a 64 so I would still fail. What came next I could not controll.
"You stupid bitch, why would I come after school to boost my failing grade to a slightly higher failing grade? Where did you go to college or did you just dig a diploma out of the garbage, moron."

Didn't even get in trouble^

[venus/bacchus]

When I was a freshman, I had to take sophomore gym, and the sophomores thought it'd be a great idea to bring me into their world by holding me down and having an offensive lineman rub his bare ass all over my head. That was just their way of showing love.

And the next semester in gym, somehow I got stuck in the same gym class as the 350 (roughly) pound kid. Changing was pretty unpleasant.

There's always the random boner during class, luckily over the years I think I was pretty good at hiding it (or at least nobody ever brought it up).

[aminorthreat55]

Not a bad thing, just a great story, there's this kid who I went to high school with named Crosby who first of all is a tuby prodigy and second of all did literally whatever the fuck he wanted. He bitched out teachers, parked in their parking spaces, called them racist etc etc. One time he got on the announcements and said something to the effect of "come join the ping pong club and get yours balls handled." Anyways, it all comes to graduation, which takes place at a huge concert venue every year, so thousands of people are there, he receives his diploma . . . and whips out a huge dildo out of his pocket and fails it around. Our assistant principal had to wrestle from his hands, and then keep it in his pocket for the rest of the night. You kinda had to be there, but its still fucking hilarious.

[Brit_Ben]

worst thing that ever happaned to me was having double biology.......that was really shite.

[nightjarWI]

worst thing that ever happaned to me was having double biology.......that was really shite.

I loved bio. All we did was talk about whales having chromosomal disorders. I never had more fun in a science class.

[(FallFrom)Grace]

last year some kids in the year above that i knew duck-taped me upside down to a fence at the front of the college during lunch

[No Control]

The worst when I was in school was a Bomb Scare and 2 kids committed suicide which really sucked. But since Ive been out there was a huge car accident with some kids I went to school with and one of them died with the other one like in really bad shape.

[Louise Heng]

We had a bomb scare once and the school frikkin locked us in our class rooms..... SMART, eh?

[brandnewtbs23]

last year we had a kid attempt suicide, which was a total cry for attention because the kid is a fuckin douche

[brandnewtbs23]

no serously this kid had everything and he was popular and everything ...then his popularity started to diminish


anyone who trys to commit suicide in 7th grade is really stupid

[Dan08]

8th grade i went to reach for something on my friends desk and the desk i was sittin in tipped over..i got trapped underneath it
Fell down a couple hills in gym..that was painful
few chick situations that ended up being embarassing

[drowningintears]

worst thing ive done so far was get drunk on a school trip, went to the teacher's room (completely smashed by this time), trashed it, the teacher came in and so i started screaming and swearing at her for interrupting us while we were trashing the room. now im banned from going on other school trips.

[MrChainsaw389]

This actually happend just last week:

Me and two friends were laying out on the grass in the backyard and one of them decided to take my sweatshirt and run for it. He made it inside to the lunchroom and man down to the opposite end. I didn't run after him, I walked after him. Then he went by the gym door (still in the lunchroom) and I turned the corner. As I turned the corner, he tried to run through the door to go outside. Little did he know, someone was standing on the other side of the door. He blowed head first into the door and had to get 8 stiches about his left eye. The moral? Don't fuck with me.

[Throwback]

Unless you find kids with mental problems (this kid is retarded, literally) offensive, you'll find this funny.

There's this kid in 10th grade whose 'special' and he randomly roars, runs around with his finger as a gun, and does crazy ninja stuff. Well the one time, my friend and I were walking behind him and as we round a corner he takes off running really crazy-like and just stops, does a karate kick, screams 'Hiii yah!' then just calmly walks down the hall.

I was crying with laughter.

[mirtizzle]

kids used to have fights in our lunch room all the time, and we'd all either run to it or stand on chairs to watch it, and one day a huge one broke out, between like 5 or 6 kids and my friends and i were all standing on the chairs, but i decided to get up on the table, and my friend scott decided he was going to as well but being the dumbass he was, he stepped on the same side of the table i was on and it flipped and we both fell, me onto chairs and him onto the table next to us.. it hurt so bad and i had bruises all over me and he had to get stitches in his chin. but it caused such a commotion we stopped the fight

and then another time, i was at a party where some kid pulled a gun on another kid, and then someone ended up getting cut with a knife, and since there were like 250 kids there, the cops made a formal report and came to the high school and started calling kids in to talk about it, and everyone started talking about how they were threatening to arrest kids for just being there and people not being able to walk at graduation for reckless behavior and whatnot, and damned if i wasn't the first fucking person to get called in.
thankfully, it ended up being nothing, they just asked me what i had seen and who was responsible for it, but goddamn was that scary

[xmicandmoshpitx]

The bitch had it coming. She was the worst math teacher ever. At some point I yelled at her every day for a week.
Then when I got a 54 on a test she told me if I came after school for extra help she would give me ten points, but then my grade would be a 64 so I would still fail. What came next I could not controll.
"You stupid bitch, why would I come after school to boost my failing grade to a slightly higher failing grade? Where did you go to college or did you just dig a diploma out of the garbage, moron."

Didn't even get in trouble^

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. that's hilarious.
yea, there's a math teacher in my school like that. thankfully, i never had her and never will. she gives math projects for geometry and makes you actually learn theorems. with my geo. teacher, we got to use our books and notes on tests/quizzes/midterms for theorems, even though almost everyone used them for every problem.

[xmicandmoshpitx]

The worst when I was in school was a Bomb Scare and 2 kids committed suicide which really sucked. But since Ive been out there was a huge car accident with some kids I went to school with and one of them died with the other one like in really bad shape.

in my school, we have at least 3 serious lock downs a year, usually for things like a teacher having heart problems or a kid cutting off their fingers or having a seizure.

in the past 4 years, we've had at least 8 kids die in car accidents.

[nightjarWI]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. that's hilarious.
yea, there's a math teacher in my school like that. thankfully, i never had her and never will. she gives math projects for geometry and makes you actually learn theorems. with my geo. teacher, we got to use our books and notes on tests/quizzes/midterms for theorems, even though almost everyone used them for every problem.

Sounds just like my former math teacher, except we didn't get projects on geometry and we never got to use our notes.

[G.I.R.]

One day a few friends and I went up to the school, 'cause we were bored. My friend Musashi gets this great idea to start breaking the windows. He pick up a rock and throws it into the window. It broke. But the worse thing was, two of the female teachers were making out in the classroom. We got in a lot of trouble and had to pay for the damage. But it was really gross.

[_astheruinfalls]

I bet you were listening to Slipknot at the time.

Slipknot sucks.

[zachff]

last year we had a kid attempt suicide, which was a total cry for attention because the kid is a fuckin douche

no serously this kid had everything and he was popular and everything ...then his popularity started to diminish


anyone who trys to commit suicide in 7th grade is really stupid

Can I get an update on this douche? What's he doing these days?

[oliviaemmer]

My friend called her bio teacher a cunt and got suspended for three days. Lol it was funny cuz the teacher sucks.

[Manicapathy]

Can I get an update on this douche? What's he doing these days?

http://knowyourmeme.com/i/11303/original/Success-Kid-THIS-IS-EPIC-BUMP.jpg

[Mellorrr]

Well, I got hit in the face with a bag full of books. That hurt like a bitch.

[fightoffyrdmns]

Girl jumped out of her dorm- from the fifteenth floor.

[BornUnderPunches]

got in a fight and the teacher had the nerve to give me a detention. *scoff*

[Echo Park]

when i was a freshmen in highschool there was this girl that buttoned her shirt wrong, and missed one all together. Her shirt was just a mess, but to make it perfect she was going braless. Her tit was completely visible while she sat across from me. Needless to say I got my fill of her tit before i told a girl to go over to here and tell her about her wardrobe malfunction. She calmly corrected her shirt and went on with her day as if she didn't care. I was so impressed with her lack of embarrassment that I wanted to date her, hell I thought I already got passed first base with her so she would easily say 'yes'. I didn't gather the nerve to ask her out, her confidence was out of this world for a 13 year old, but oh man did the memory of her tit last with me that year!

[Overpass]

I got suspended for three days for kissing someone outside my school, before school had even started.

I also had a chemistry teacher in my senior year who told me I was too stupid to even be attending high school, he made jokes about a girl with learning disabilities who was in my class and refused to teach evolution because he believed God made the world. I got him fired, that was pretty awesome.

[BornUnderPunches]

when i was a freshmen in highschool there was this girl that buttoned her shirt wrong, and missed one all together. Her shirt was just a mess, but to make it perfect she was going braless. Her tit was completely visible while she sat across from me. Needless to say I got my fill of her tit before i told a girl to go over to here and tell her about her wardrobe malfunction. She calmly corrected her shirt and went on with her day as if she didn't care. I was so impressed with her lack of embarrassment that I wanted to date her, hell I thought I already got passed first base with her so she would easily say 'yes'. I didn't gather the nerve to ask her out, her confidence was out of this world for a 13 year old, but oh man did the memory of her tit last with me that year!
a thirteen year old freshmen?
by the way, funny story

[M.C COB]

10th grade Bio teacher was one hell of a broad. The science teacher from the classroom next door would frequently pop in to flirt with our teacher. One day I got sick of the bull and drew a picture of that dumb broad jerking off the other science teacher. I was sitting in the back row and it circulated all the way to the front when she got a hold of it. Nobody confessed so she rounded up the usual suspects, about 5 of us, and we were off to the principles. I was last to speak to the principle and quickly confessed. Got a few days of in school suspension.

[TheNotoriousIAN]

Had some bad and good.

During the last week of school before seniors were done I was so fed up, we were doing nothing. I cussed out 3 teachers, and my vice principal. My vice principal is this stupid douche who always wants to spent alot of time dealing with really small problems like they are the end of the world. A friend and I had a small misunderstanding with once of the secretaries I helped out. He tried to step in and started making a huge deal out of it. I told him something to the effect of "Just fucking calm down... shit" He started threatening my graduation it was funny.

Probably the worst was this kid who was really well liked, one of those kids who was friends with everybody, seriously like nobody didn't like this kid, committed suicide the morning of our school spirit day. It was a pretty sucky day.

[I am Mick]

I once picked up my friend over my shoulders and started walking down the halls with him, he thought it was a good idea to suddenly push off the wall with his foot and we both went flying, I hit my head pretty hard and just laid on the floor cracking up for at least five minutes.

I have thousands of stories, but don't care enough to type them out/know no one else cares either

[Discovery1]

Tripping while going up to received a reward.

[Discovery1]

Tripping while going up to received a reward.

[PaulsRightNut]

OK so this is a little embarrassing, but during highschool I discovered that I was actually a wear wolf. But in the end it all worked out cause it actually helped me excel on my basketball team and I became pretty popular in the process.

[Two Headed Girl]

werewolf

[beccasaysXRAWRX]

Three day out of school suspension for talking during an assembly called TALKING points

Getting yelled at for smiling during math, beacause to be happy I must have been doing something bad
Two days out of school suspension for asking the teacher to fill out my grade report
and a bunch of other stupid suspensions for things I never did
at my school we have the stupid desks with bars attatched to the chairs and I thought I was gonna be hardcore and jump over the bar I ended jumping like half a foot too far and slamming full force into the wall blacked out for about five seconds and craploads of teachers came in to see what happened cuz they heard my head hit the wall

[flks511]

Three day out of school suspension for being a smart ass.

Getting yelled at for smiling during math, beacause to be happy I must have been doing something bad
Two days out of school suspension for asking the teacher to fill out my grade report
and a bunch of other stupid suspensions for things I never did
at my school we have the stupid desks with bars attatched to the chairs and I thought I was gonna be hardcore and jump over the bar I ended jumping like half a foot too far and slamming full force into the wall blacked out for about five seconds and craploads of teachers came in to see what happened cuz they heard my head hit the wall

Fixed.

[Alou]

Random girl was wearing with pants that were cut into strips at the bottom. I guess to be different or cool or whatever, I digress. So I'm walking to my next class and the hallway is really crowded so I step behind her and my foot catches one of the strips between my shoe and the floor, so when she steps forward the strip rips and the entire bottom half of her left pant leg just rips like crazy. It wasn't really bad for me, but I felt really bad for her.

[HelpMeSleep]

how is this thread only on the first page when it's been going since 04?

[T0M]

Yelled at for my phone. EFF em.

[chrislauren]

some bitches started a pretty terrible rumor about me that i got a male teacher fired because i slept with him. Every single person in my school turned on me except for maybe 5 people, and i was friends with everyone. I ended up being asked to leave my cheerleading team which was the only thing i had and got bottles thrown at me. Not water bottles, hard snapple bottles. I had to switch schools, eventually because it got so bad.

[open mind]

it's a toss up between a few incidents involving teachers lying in attempts to isolate me and/or getting me kicked out of school.

i was once suspended for a week when i turned off a computer, the rules called for detention.

one of my seventh grade teachers told my friends not to hang out with me because they didn't want to see them become drunks that live in their cars. i thought that was priceless because it was the friends in question that eventually introduced me to drugs and alcohol.

a 8th grade teacher fabricated a story in which i was said to have threatened him with a chair, getting me expelled.

after these incidents and continued routine mistreatment i developed a healthy distrust of authority and decided school wasn't for me at the end of the first quarter of 9th grade.

[tawtaw]

I got suspended once.

siqbrag

[deFobbed14yrs]

Such delinquents in this thread.


Also, i got kicked out of class by a sub for coloring on valentines day. Also that same sub said I was wrong for believing in reincarnation the year before.

[deFobbed14yrs]

some bitches started a pretty terrible rumor about me that i got a male teacher fired because i slept with him. Every single person in my school turned on me except for maybe 5 people, and i was friends with everyone. I ended up being asked to leave my cheerleading team which was the only thing i had and got bottles thrown at me. Not water bottles, hard snapple bottles. I had to switch schools, eventually because it got so bad.

that's horrible!

[chrislauren]

that's horrible!

Yeah, it was pretty bad.

[saofan_315]

In high school I got a cd player and mp3 player stolen in consecutive years from the same boys locker room. I thought I had learned my lesson when my cd player got jacked, but apparently not. After reading some of the other stories in this thread, I feel like I got off relatively easy. Although, my mom did teach at the same high school that I attended and that made things interesting every once in a while, especially since she's kind of a hard teacher and there was a vocal group of students that didn't like her all too much. I grew up with people messing with my house (egging it, banging on the door at 2am, smashing in our mailbox) as a result of it.

[chrislauren]

In high school I got a cd player and mp3 player stolen in consecutive years from the same boys locker room. I thought I had learned my lesson when my cd player got jacked, but apparently not. After reading some of the other stories in this thread, I feel like I got off relatively easy. Although, my mom did teach at the same high school that I attended and that made things interesting every once in a while, especially since she's kind of a hard teacher and there was a vocal group of students that didn't like her all too much. I grew up with people messing with my house (egging it, banging on the door at 2am, smashing in our mailbox) as a result of it.

that's really shitty.

[allyallisyall]

physical humiliation is trying, but academic / professional is the most emotionally scathing. examples include: mispronouncing a word during a lecture, drawing a blank while you talk, giving up on a presentation mid-way through in front of you're peers.

[Deadbolt23]

Teacher was shouting at me, then he turned his back to wipe the board so I jumped out the window and walked off.

[WILLIE3]

i just want to know what was the worst/stupid thing that happened to you in school...
Had to be when I went off on my math teacher just because I was having a bad day

[WILLIE3]

Teacher was shouting at me, then he turned his back to wipe the board so I jumped out the window and walked off.
HAHA niceeee

[Anesthetic]

It would probably have to be my teacher sawing his thumb off during shop class. Holy hell it was brutal.

[chrislauren]

Teacher was shouting at me, then he turned his back to wipe the board so I jumped out the window and walked off.

that's amazing.

[NGE]

In the 7th grade I was wearing gym shorts in my math class and I was trying to conceal an NRB (No Reason Boner). My math teacher called me up to the board to do a problem. I didn't say anything, I just kept shaking my head nervously. She started yelling at me for disobeying and eventually sent me to an administrator for a referral. I guess it didn't bother me all too much. After all, it doesn't get much worse than working a math problem with a boner.

[TheProsAndCons]

when i was a freshmen in highschool there was this girl that buttoned her shirt wrong, and missed one all together. Her shirt was just a mess, but to make it perfect she was going braless. Her tit was completely visible while she sat across from me. Needless to say I got my fill of her tit before i told a girl to go over to here and tell her about her wardrobe malfunction. She calmly corrected her shirt and went on with her day as if she didn't care. I was so impressed with her lack of embarrassment that I wanted to date her, hell I thought I already got passed first base with her so she would easily say 'yes'. I didn't gather the nerve to ask her out, her confidence was out of this world for a 13 year old, but oh man did the memory of her tit last with me that year!


OB (Obvious bullshit)

[ColourfulFiasco]

Still in high school.
Took a dude to a concert just to punch him in the face during a mosh. He said it was a turn on.
He then brought it up during an english class discussion.

No more revenge dates for me........

[pinkydalady]

In grade school when the toilet paper I was using as padding was sticking out of my bra.

[saturday_snow_squall]

Still in high school.
Took a dude to a concert just to punch him in the face during a mosh. He said it was a turn on.
He then brought it up during an english class discussion.

No more revenge dates for me........
bahahahahahaha!

[_bluestOCT]

I moved to a different school in the middle of junior year.
The second day I was at my new school, there was a bomb threat and
the whole school had to evacuate/walk to the Chinese charter school nearby.
I didn't really know anybody and all I could think was WTF am I doing here.
We even have a Facebook group for it, hahah
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=114727065217948

[SoulClast]

In 8th grade I got expelled or making up a song in which my teacher raped me in the bathroom. /Stupid14yearoldme.

[JuneJuly]

I swallowed an entire pen full of ink once.

I also called a teacher a "fucking cunt" in front of another teacher.

[Paulie4star]

De-pants in gym class by my best friend. As they were wrapped around my ankles and everyone was laughing I just said fuck it and took them off completely, told him thanks for the help, and continued stretching.

/boss

[dearmsterri]

A kid brought in a grenade on my school bus it fell out of his hands when the bus was making a stop and it flew up to the front where the driver was, the driver freaked out. He walked up, and told us it was all dead. He was suspended for months. It was a cool grenade though.

In high school, I used to get in fights with my Math teacher, in fact every one in my class and also the class before us used to get on her. The next year she ended up doing an office job for the school. As I was graduating I kind of felt bad for her. I ran into her at my job, she remembered me, but acted like she didn't when I was helping her.

[cavanaughpark09]

My Junior year we lost power in the middle of the day. All of the main hallways of my high school are windowless so we couldn't go from class to class and for one reason or another the generators weren't working. As a result I had to spend long period, third period and most of lunch period in my Functions, Statistics and Trigonometry class. This was almost four hours. I hate math and she made us do work the entire time.

My class also played a really mean trick on a girl who was *special by voting her to homecoming court. She actually got dressed up and stood up there for the ceremony but there was a huge group of people who were really cruel about it.

Funny stuff included a fight in the cafeteria and someone dumped a carton of milk over our assistant principal's head.

[empireants]

In grade 12 I almost killed myself in communications class before (well by accident). I was working with my two friends on remaking an arcade machine from 1984. On the back of the unit we had to unscrew two boards to open it up and for some reason I didn't wait for my friends to help me get the two boards off.

So the bottom back board hit the vacuum tube from the screen (those tubes are really dangerous if you break one and they will come flying towards you cause of the pressure). However by luck I escaped death since it didn't go off.

[upsigh]

Statistics. Killed my GPA a litle over a year in and it took my last quarter to get back to where I was.

[takeiteasy_]

One time in 3rd grade one of my classmates did a science project that included Peeps (the yellow marshmallow chicks). All of the projects were displayed in the hallway. I left class to go to the bathroom, and I picked off a Peep and ate it. The next day, my teacher called me out in class and started yelling at me in front of everyone, and I started crying. I still hate Peeps.

[Emarosa12]

One time in 3rd grade one of my classmates did a science project that included Peeps (the yellow marshmallow chicks). All of the projects were displayed in the hallway. I left class to go to the bathroom, and I picked off a Peep and ate it. The next day, my teacher called me out in class and started yelling at me in front of everyone, and I started crying. I still hate Peeps.

Hahaha that's pretty funny.

[PandoraMichael]

i just want to know what was the worst/stupid thing that happened to you in school...
Onec I make myself into the worst thing in my life, that's I was chasing a girl but she don't love me,

[hahayouremad]

I got sent to the office for telling my substitute teacher that I will "TTYL"

I got sent in trouble when my friend got out of his desk, kicked me in the shin, and sat down during a world geography presentation. My teacher told me I was distrupting the class.

[robothopkins]

I did have that excellent moment of ripping one in the middle of a test. Of course, that was my Freshman year. Everyone was awkward then anyways.

[johnnyferris]

This isn't the worst moment, but the greatest moment in my opinion. I went to a Catholic grade school and in 8th grade we put on the living stations of the cross. In my classroom we had the cross that was being used leaned up against the window. Throughout the year all of the guys in the class would fuck around and throw markers at eachother and whatever else we could find. One day we had a giant marker war (haha) and things got crazy really fast. People were getting hit in the face and everything; it was hilarious. As the fighting was happening, I got hit by a shoe and tripped over a backpack. The momentum from the hit brought me all the way to the cross at the window and I hit the cross, breaking the window. Everyone freaked out and started running out of the classroom. Turns out no one got in trouble. That is my greatest moment haha

Worst moment would be one a kid died in a car accident the summer before his senior year

[herestoyoufla]

I got thrown out of class in 8th grade once. We had this veitnam war vet for a substitute teacher and he was being a real ass. I yelled "grenade" at him and was instantly thrown out.

The worst thing that ever happened though was when i mixed up my entire exam schedule freshman year of college. Have to retake allllll those classes now.

[johnnyferris]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. that's hilarious.
yea, there's a math teacher in my school like that. thankfully, i never had her and never will. she gives math projects for geometry and makes you actually learn theorems. with my geo. teacher, we got to use our books and notes on tests/quizzes/midterms for theorems, even though almost everyone used them for every problem.
We had to make a fucking kite last year in geometry. A fucking kite!

[Kidslaughter]

Me and my friend planned all of this, So on halloween we dressed up as batman and joker (I was the joker and he was batman because he was buff)
and We were walking around school casually until lunch, and we saw each other from opposite ends of the courtyard and I started laughing really loud maniacally like the joker and we started running at each other at this point with half the quad staring at us and we began to fight.
He as at the point of Trash canning me until it got broken up and he got suspended for a couple days. I got 2 weeks because I kept demanding my phone call and calling the dean commissioner.

[flks511]

The other day the student government was doing a fundraiser during the lunch hour. The fund raiser was this: they put Rebecca Black's "Friday" on repeat and blasted it throughout the school PA all through lunch until they reached their desired amount of donations. It was awful.

[swimhockey]

The other day the student government was doing a fundraiser during the lunch hour. The fund raiser was this: they put Rebecca Black's "Friday" on repeat and blasted it throughout the school PA all through lunch until they reached their desired amount of donations. It was awful.

That is actually a really good idea to make some cash.

[SimplyPaige]

i had the most dysfunctional 1st grade class on earth. thank the dear lord homeschool saved me.

[daquybaoloc]

I had dropped out to ride in the woods
http://ditimsethay.com

[BozzBlonde]

Someone stepped on the back of my jeans and they ripped all the way up my leg. That's probably the only bad thing that happened.

[Explode]

The other day the student government was doing a fundraiser during the lunch hour. The fund raiser was this: they put Rebecca Black's "Friday" on repeat and blasted it throughout the school PA all through lunch until they reached their desired amount of donations. It was awful.
How long did it take to make their quota/how much was it?

Back in grade school, after gym class, I decided that I wanted to run and jump over a trashcan. While I was in mid-air, I noticed that they had just cleaned the floors. I landed, slipped, and fell right onto my ass.

One time when I was changing in the stall, my friend who was in the stall next to me grabbed my shoe. When I asked for it back, he threw it over the top of the stall and it landed in the toilet. The water was clean, but I had to walk around with a soaking wet shoe.

[cocopark2011]

I shit myself the first day of seventh grade. woo.

[cocopark2011]

The bitch had it coming. She was the worst math teacher ever. At some point I yelled at her every day for a week.

[iampanda]

I was riding my bike, and there was this crowd of people in the way, so I detoured like five feet to the right into a volleyball court (sand).

My front tire dug into the sand and I flipped over my bike.

Another time I was playing basketball with my friends, they passed me the ball and it slammed me in the face, knocking off my glasses.

Another time, I got drunk (my first time actually), and I drank so much that my intestines gave way, and I shit in my pants. I stumbled to the bathroom (pants down to my ankles, buttocks covered in faces)...Ended up smearing poop all over the toilet seat. People thought it was more hilarious than embarrassing.

[NeonTiger777]

Ok, here goes.

I was selling candy/baked goods as a fundraiser for my school a few years ago. So one day, I was walking down the stairwell, wearing a skirt and these HIDEOUS high-heel boots that looked like something a two-cent gutter slut would wear (I used to be really dorky). Anyway, I was balancing my books, a basket of candy, and a tray of cupcakes while trying to walk downstairs. I missed a step, tumbled down to the bottom, baring my panties and scattering papers, books, cupcakes, bubble gum, and candy EVERYWHERE. It was horrible and a bunch of people saw the whole thing!

[Verum]

In the seventh grade, my parents prohibited me from staying home at school even though I had a UTI (Urinary Tract Infection). Unfortunately, the condition made "holding it in" extremely painful, so I had to go empty myself every hour or so, which was also painful. Blood was mixed in my piss for a few weeks. During that day, I was able to control myself, but I forgot to go during lunch. The next two periods I had were Enrichment (Study Hall) and Social Studies. For the next hour and a half, I could think of nothing other than taking a piss, but, somehow, I was able to make through those two periods. Afterwards, I rushed to my next class, English, busted out my daily planner and frantically attempted to write a pass to the restroom. Unfortunately, I didn't make it. I emptied myself on the floor. Took about two minutes, if it lasted anywhere near as long as it felt.

Oh, yeah, and, after cutting me in the lunch line, someone once said this to me: "I'm somebody. You are nobody, so just go away."

[TonyHal]

Nothing that bad ever happened to me. Worst thing was some guy shoved me into a wall while he passed by when I was watching some friends play basketball...

[Passion Man]

anytime I gave a speech it was ugly

[ethics?]

the day we dissected the fetal pigs in biology i was asked to bring them into the class from the closet. i set 2 5 gallon buckets of pig fetus on the ground and noticed some liquid coming from the bottom. I lifted the bucket and the entire bottom broke off, spilling doezens of little dead pig babies all over my feet. my shoes were soaked in whatever the preservation stuff was. It was gross.

[ravenrocks333]

this is some funny stuff XD

[td547]

worst thing to happen to me would be i was so pissed off aand punched my locker, hit the lock and broke my hand. about 30 people saw.

[cocopark2011]

I got kicked out of my math class for calling the teacher a stupid coke whore. That's about as bad as I go.

[JuneJuly]

You know those nice pens that aren't ball point and have the really liquid ink inside? I sucked an entire pen-full of ink into my mouth, and then swallowed it because I didn't know what to do.

[luckyforsome]

Just failing like 4 or 5 math classes was probably the worst

[ModernArtillery]

At my school the yr 12's would dress up on mufti days, so one time i went as the white rabbit from alice in wonderland, complete with stupid ears, pocket watch, breeches, tail. anyway i realised halfway though the day that i'd lost my car keys, and ran to everywhere i'd been that day searching for them, ending up getting really upset and crying in front of a class full of stunned year 8s and my biology teacher, still in full costume. and the following monday i found them in my pencil case.

[nolan182]

smoked weed in class

[wecameaswaffles]

hmmmm, some cheeky kid tripped me and made me smack my head on the corner of a table in 6th grade. the principal was awful, so all he got was one lost recess, no suspensions or anything. he coulda killed me if i hit my head in a worse way.

[kismet]

We had a four hour lock down because there was a gun threat at the school, so I spent four hours in math. Learning. There wasn't a gun or anything either, so we just said there was a bear running around the school to other schools and people believed us..

[JoshSalas]

Teacher was shouting at me, then he turned his back to wipe the board so I jumped out the window and walked off.

I got sent to the office for telling my substitute teacher that I will "TTYL"

smoked weed in class

Fucking legendary.

[herestoyoufla]

My Math teacher in 7th grade told me i got a problem wrong on my homework so i kicked his ass.

[omgrawr]

there was a kid in my high school that smelled terrible, much like human feces. so that kid received the nickname of "Poop." i'd be willing to bet that more people knew him as Poop than his actual name lol. to this day anytime one of my friends refer to him, it's by the name of Poop. also i saw a kid get stuffed into a trash can once before gym class.

[herestoyoufla]

there was a kid in my high school that smelled terrible, much like human feces. so that kid received the nickname of "Poop." i'd be willing to bet that more people knew him as Poop than his actual name lol. to this day anytime one of my friends refer to him, it's by the name of Poop. also i saw a kid get stuffed into a trash can once before gym class.
You must have really played your cards right through school if that's one of the worst things that's happened to YOU, haha.
haha

[omgrawr]

You must have really played your cards right through school if that's one of the worst things that's happened to YOU, haha.
haha

lolol the shit i saw happen to other people was far worse than what ever happend to me.

[$eth]

Got suspended for supporting stricter illegal immigration laws. I offended someone, therefore it's grounds for suspension. I said nothing wrong, but the hick on the other side of room agreeing with me said a few racial slurs, so we both got called in. I got suspended for 1 day. He got 3 days.

[brndnschltfld]

Once I sneezed all over the girl in front of me and there was snot all in her hair. I guess it wasn't the worst thing, but awkward as fuck.

[MindtheGetz]

At a high school football game I once spat Mountain Dew all over a girl after seeing something funny happen and not being able to control my laughter...forget what was so funny.

[herestoyoufla]

At a high school football game I once spat Mountain Dew all over a girl after seeing something funny happen and not being able to control my laughter...forget what was so funny.
That could have triggered a chain reaction! The guy behind you see's you laughing and spitting your drink all over the girl, he laughs, spews his drink on you, etc.

[wecameaswaffles]

i told my math teacher she was making a fire with her massive thighs rubbing together in 7th grade.

[wroteurname]

Graduating with loans and a crappy job.

[HelpMeSleep]

i told my math teacher she was making a fire with her massive thighs rubbing together in 7th grade.
brat

[NotebookMusic]

I shit my pants in 2nd grade.

Worst time ever.

[wroteurname]

When I was in like 3rd grade me and my crew got about 2 months of "recess suspension" for chuckin sheets of ice that formed in tires on the playground at a bunch of girls. We didn't really understand the damage we could have done at the time.

[BusterBluth]

Someone pulled down my shorts in front of my entire 8th grade gym class, my penis was inches away from a some girl's face who was sitting down.
And some girl I had a disagreement with spray painted my house in 9th grade.

[wecameaswaffles]

brat

she was the brat. i've got my reasons to hate her.

[HelpMeSleep]

she was the brat. i've got my reasons to hate her.
right. :rolleyes:

[bantayso]

i just want to know what was the worst/stupid thing that happened to you in school...

So cool, ka ka