I need a band name

[fugazipunk]

A punk band (lol). sounds like nofx blink, green day, bad religion, lagwagon... the good stuff. and you know i couldnt think of anything myself. Please help! any help will do! even if its really dumb like goober patrol (which is an actual band over at fat wreck). so yeah. ideas?

[Getup and Dance]

We blow

[handlikesecret]

The Shady Band of Missionaries.

[Jumpoff]

Hot Fiyah

[BSS182]

A punk band (lol). sounds like nofx blink, green day, bad religion, lagwagon... the good stuff. and you know i couldnt think of anything myself. Please help! any help will do! even if its really dumb like goober patrol (which is an actual band over at fat wreck). so yeah. ideas?
I dunno but if you guys sound like those bands listed, then please let me hear it, sounds cool.

[WhitestKidUKnow]

running red lights

[Carlo Marx]

black lesbians

wait, don't, i'm starting a grindcore band.

[AP_Punk]

The Marxist Brothers

[Bob Payne]

Fugazi.


wait

[Kerplunk_23]

Us vs Them

[Until The Bombs]

The Brand New.

[chipdip18]

The Pilotteers

[freefall123]

We blow

this.i think it would be funny

[lolliot]

The Brand New.

Brand Newer

[Until The Bombs]

Brand Newer

Brand Newest.

[bduke13]

Poop

[GuitarR0cker1]

The Buttfuckers

[Regards]

fugazipunk.

[Smash Adams]

one blink82

[AP_Punk]

The Kirbie Bennetts

[liar23]

penguin lovers

[versus_god]

The Kirbie Bennetts

[AP_Punk]

That would be a pretty cool band name.

[versus_god]

Sounds like a pop-punk band. A-wuh-oh.

[make_this_hurt]

Duck Butter.

[AP_Punk]

Sounds like a pop-punk band. A-wuh-oh.

oozin aahs

[Smash Adams]

Sounds like a pop-punk band. A-wuh-oh.

killer tofu?

[Chris Fallon]

Muscle Factory.

No, wait, I'm starting a bro-rock band.

[liar23]

Suicidal Sleep Personality

[Rawrr]

Name your band Cliche Punk Sound.

[ThemChains]

Suicidal Sleep Personality

Yes he did it.

[lovely864md]

Suicidal Sleep Personality
Yes he did it.

It was supposed to be Disorder!

[lovely864md]

Muscle Factory.

No, wait, I'm starting a bro-rock band.

"Yeah man, we're totally rocking out man, JAGERBOMB!"

Chris your lyrics are astounding.

[liar23]

Yes he did it.
:-)

[ThemChains]

It was supposed to be Disorder!

No, in the chat thread it was personality. Good shit.

[lovely864md]

No, in the chat thread it was personality. Good shit.

Oh really? Damn I suck at my own mental problems.

[Chris Fallon]

"Yeah man, we're totally rocking out man, JAGERBOMB!"

Chris your lyrics are astounding.
First single: "Be My Bro (Gamecube Madness)" will be out on radio in the next couple of weeks.

Be prepared!

[lovely864md]

First single: "Be My Bro (Gamecube Madness)" will be out on radio in the next couple of weeks.

Be prepared!

Is the tour coming to Rochester? Because I'll totally throw someone else's bra at you.

[AP_Punk]

Tour with mrs. sweeney todd plz

[ThemChains]

Is the tour coming to Rochester? Because I'll totally throw someone else's bra at you.

And my underwear.

[lovely864md]

Tour with mrs. sweeney todd plz

She's too busy headlining a tour in Australia

And my underwear.

Yeah could you mail that to me please?

[ThemChains]

She's too busy headlining a tour in Australia



Yeah could you mail that to me please?

I will be there in person, and then you can throw them, and I'll keep it commando all day.

[lovely864md]

I will be there in person, and then you can throw them, and I'll keep it commando all day.

Can you be like Owen Wilson in Zoolander and rip them off without taking off your pants?

[ThemChains]

Can you be like Owen Wilson in Zoolander and rip them off without taking off your pants?

Practicing.

[lovely864md]

Practicing.

Youtube!

[ThemChains]

Youtube!

Don't need it. Self teaching.

[love_american_style]

Generic Old

[lovely864md]

Don't need it. Self teaching.

No I mean for proof.

[ThemChains]

No I mean for proof.

Maybe when I've perfected the technique, I will display nothing less.

[kearn1tm]

Fugazi.


wait

Already taken...my band's been using that name for two years, duder. Get your own.

[kearn1tm]

A punk band (lol). sounds like nofx blink, green day, bad religion, lagwagon... the good stuff. and you know i couldnt think of anything myself. Please help! any help will do! even if its really dumb like goober patrol (which is an actual band over at fat wreck). so yeah. ideas?

How (if at all) important is the Judeo-Christian lifestyle to you?

Whether you know it or not, this question is extremely relevant to the band name I'd christen you with.

[GuitarR0cker1]

How (if at all) important is the Judeo-Christian lifestyle to you?

Whether you know it or not, this question is extremely relevant to the band name I'd christen you with.
lame pun is lame.;-)

[ClydeMcAllister]

Bruno Punch Jones
or
Captain Stank-Dick and the Feather-Legged Moon Jumpers

[kearn1tm]

lame pun is lame.;-)

Trite internet meme is repetitive...and trite.

[chipdip18]

It should be Tiny and the Tims and every album should be a concept album about A Christmas Carol.

[Ouch]

Hot Pants

[Sham 179]

The Skid Marx

[WhitestKidUKnow]

First single: "Be My Bro (Gamecube Madness)" will be out on radio in the next couple of weeks.

Be prepared!

hahahahahahhh

[thespearkid]

Vaginal Warts.

[SLoT]

Diving for Muskets. Get Off Martha. Drop Dead Grandma. The Return of the U-Boat Captain.

[The_kok]

The Poopnosers

[Burning Star IV]

Suicidal Sleep Personality

[Genuma]

The Ergs!

[TheZeroKid]

If it's an all guy band, call it Menstral Case

[Gwytherspoon]

Shit

[fugazipunk]

wow lots of replies. kinda funny people dont like punk at absolutepunk.com. anyways. lots of funny ideas.
suicidal sleep disorder
suicidal sleep personality? which one.
thats a good one so is marxist brothers but thats a nofx song so idk. we are straightedge christian. which is weird for a punk band. shut up.
menstral case. not bad.
and any others. i know theirs gotta be someone with some really cool name.
and no offense... all the names making fun of punk and how its generic or w.e. really not helping at all.

[Genuma]

Starightedge christian? Get the fuck out.

[fugazipunk]

haha shut up man. blah blah blah drugs are bad. got anything good for a band name?
is suicidal sleep disorder a joke or something?

[shit stroll]

are you a marxist?

[Genuma]

Just pick a cool sounding line from a song by NoFx or somebody. That'll catch their fan's attention and get them to listen. And you guys should lay off the straightedge christian lyrcis probably. Just a guess on my part.

[CrenshawPunch]

black lesbians

wait, don't, i'm starting a grindcore band.

Lol.

[Genuma]

Lol. This Johnny Cash tribute sucks.

[fugazipunk]

you think so about the nofx lyrics. it just annoys the hell out of me when i see say anything which is a line from the ALL song shreen and all time low from brand new's flying at tree level. but that last one is just a cliche i guess.
and for the christian straightedge lyrics part. your definatly right. we're going to be christian straightedge. probably just sing about pete wentz being a ***.

[Genuma]

I'd lay off stuff about pete wentz because everyone already talks shit on him and it will be irellevent in probably a year even. And I seriously doubt Max bemis listens to ALL.

[BSS182]

you think so about the nofx lyrics. it just annoys the hell out of me when i see say anything which is a line from the ALL song shreen and all time low from brand new's flying at tree level. but that last one is just a cliche i guess.
and for the christian straightedge lyrics part. your definatly right. we're going to be christian straightedge. probably just sing about pete wentz being a ***.
All time low is from "head on collision" by new found glory.

[fugazipunk]

iv never listened to nfg.
right now the plan is. get a band name. build a website.
then put a bunch of covers and stuff on youtube pretending to be someone outside of the band and hope that people will listen and visit the website.
so right
discarded youth
all outta angst
punk rock elite
completely similar
indifferent somthing
idk what else?

[chris1152]

You might have to change the spelling of the names a little bit for copyright issues.

Mugsey Bogues
Dikembe Mutombo
Steadman (the name of oprahs husband)
Simonyi (martha stewarts boyfriend)
Portia de Rossi (ellen degeneres wife)
Wilford Brimley (diabeetus man)

All great names.

For additional spice add *and the* between two names, or *The legendary* before the name, and so on. For example - Muggsey And The Bogues.... or Wilford And The Brimleys, or The Legendary Dikembe Mutombo... etc.

[fugazipunk]

i dont listen to nfg much. there singer's got that nasal voice. there not bad though
so
discarded youth
punk rock elite
indifferent somthing
leave it alone
help me out?

[fugazipunk]

oops

[BSS182]

You should nfg kicks ass...but anyways


the cause, linoleum, fleas, two on glue, puke on cops :shrug:

[fugazipunk]

ha puke on cops...

[chipdip18]

you think so about the nofx lyrics. it just annoys the hell out of me when i see say anything which is a line from the ALL song shreen and all time low from brand new's flying at tree level. but that last one is just a cliche i guess.
and for the christian straightedge lyrics part. your definatly right. we're going to be christian straightedge. probably just sing about pete wentz being a ***.

Tiny and the Tims or The Pilotteers.

[BSS182]

thats probably the best one right there (puke on cops)

[fugazipunk]

new found glory is straightedge. i listend to the international superheros of hardcore that was tight

[BSS182]

new found glory is straightedge. i listend to the international superheros of hardcore that was tight
Only their guitarist, chad, is. There bass player smokes weed like there is no tomorrow.

[chipdip18]

My band name suggestions are golden.

[fugazipunk]

piloteers isnt bad.
and too bad about the bass player. you think they would get mad at him or something

[BSS182]

piloteers isnt bad.
and too bad about the bass player. you think they would get mad at him or something
No cuz chad is not gonna force his beliefs on him, thats stupid. And no one else in the band is edge so he would have to kick the rest of them out.

[fugazipunk]

lol. fair enough

[BSS182]

But anyways, back to your band name, how about Pimps and Hookers.

[fugazipunk]

i thought about it actually but i dont htink thats a good one.

[chipdip18]

Johnathan and the Taylor Thomas'

[fugazipunk]

hahahaha thats just funny.
puke on cops though thats the best one so far

[chipdip18]

I don't like that name haha. But it isn't my band.

[fugazipunk]

k how about discarded youth?

[wtfmates]

xDEFIANCEx

[freefall123]

Diving for Muskets. Get Off Martha. Drop Dead Grandma. The Return of the U-Boat Captain.

i like how that sounds.

[emkvetwin]

Anal Bum Cover

Penis Mightier

Famous Titties

Jap Anus Relations

[nonamesleft]

The Heather's.

[freefall123]

"we wish we were bob and the sagets"

[nonamesleft]

Johnathan and the Taylor Thomas'

That brought the lolz.

[chipdip18]

That brought the lolz.

Oh sick would that band name be for a punk band? I think i'll name my punk band it.

[shit stroll]

good religion.

[nonamesleft]

Oh sick would that band name be for a punk band? I think i'll name my punk band it.

I still think there should be a band called The Heather's.

[chipdip18]

I still think there should be a band called The Heather's.

Like a girl punk band with girls all named Heather? Or a boy punk band about the plant?

[nonamesleft]

Like a girl punk band with girls all named Heather? Or a boy punk band about the plant?

Either. Doesn't even have to be punk. I just want a good band to be called The Heather's.

[chipdip18]

Either. Doesn't even have to be punk. I just want a good band to be called The Heather's.

I always associate The _______ named bands to be punk or like new-age rock or whatever it's called. ( The Strokes, THe Vines, Etc.)

[nonamesleft]

I always associate The _______ named bands to be punk or like new-age rock or whatever it's called. ( The Strokes, THe Vines, Etc.)

"The" can be good with anything.

[chipdip18]

"The" can be good with anything.


It's true, but it's just an association i have. :shrug:

[nonamesleft]

It's true, but it's just an association i have. :shrug:

A good one at that.

[AntsInMyPants92]

Chuck Woolery and the Laughtracks

[fugazipunk]

lol i saw good religion that made me laugh.
ill probably go with a 'the' band name.
but now the what?

[Wyatt!!!]

Paper People in Paper Planes.

[fran.182]

Broken Bones