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Juturna25
09/05/08, 10:28 PM
for how many times you jerked it in a day?
3
spansen
09/05/08, 10:37 PM
http://www.absolutepunk.net/showthread.php?t=510611
remedyeli
09/05/08, 10:44 PM
4.
I had no friends and it was the best thing when I was 13.
Shit, it's still the best thing.
Juturna25
09/05/08, 10:50 PM
http://www.absolutepunk.net/showthread.php?t=510611
completely different question. so no.
Juturna25
09/05/08, 10:50 PM
4.
I had no friends and it was the best thing when I was 13.
Shit, it's still the best thing.
haha my friend actually said he did it 13 times in one day. i called shenanigans.
wroteurname
09/05/08, 11:01 PM
Probably no more than 3.
Burning Star IV
09/05/08, 11:06 PM
Pi
swt_catastrophe
09/05/08, 11:21 PM
oh dear god.
billyboatkid
09/05/08, 11:27 PM
I think I've already answered this in a thread once.
But, 7 or 8. Can't remember. But, that was way back in the day when I was a horny little bastard.
mattmatumbo
09/05/08, 11:43 PM
uhh i dont specifically remember but 4 tops.
Pi
So, .14159265358979323846... of a go?
HelpMeSleep
09/06/08, 12:18 AM
there's a 3 in pi too. at the beginning.
there's a 3 in pi too. at the beginning.
Yes, but those are whole jerks. I want to know about the fraction of a jerk...
HelpMeSleep
09/06/08, 12:23 AM
Yes, but those are whole jerks. I want to know about the fraction of a jerk...
ahhh, gotcha. I want to know how that works.
alice+interiors
09/06/08, 12:48 AM
I can't believe you guys still wonder why loads of people don't frequent PL anymore.
tellmycaster
09/06/08, 12:53 AM
7
i felt pretty bad for it after
deffinitly not a happy camper
swt_catastrophe
09/06/08, 01:03 AM
I can't believe you guys still wonder why loads of people don't frequent PL anymore.
because it's a scary scary place?
yeah.
DannySniper
09/06/08, 04:40 AM
1873.23
anamericangod
09/06/08, 04:52 AM
46 & 2
Pi
It must have been a circle jerk.
*ba dum pish*
fadedmemories
09/06/08, 05:42 AM
probably 3 or 4
Neo Cassady
09/06/08, 07:23 AM
It must have been a circle jerk.
*ba dum pish*
:appl:
i lol'd
This thread isn't creepy...
DaveZeroZero
09/06/08, 10:55 AM
4 or 5, methinks
I've got nothing better to do.
Burning Star IV
09/06/08, 10:56 AM
It must have been a circle jerk.
*ba dum pish*
Clever.
Circumference was definitely involved.
Smash Adams
09/06/08, 11:05 AM
57
ZoSo1886
09/06/08, 12:12 PM
ahhh, gotcha. I want to know how that works.
maybe one would get bored after a few seconds and decide they were 14% done?
DaveZeroZero
09/06/08, 12:26 PM
maybe one would get bored after a few seconds and decide they were 14% done?
and then you get a signal across your screen saying "processing... please wait..."
thesafeword
09/06/08, 12:30 PM
I have a friend who's said that he's done it 4 times in a half hour and on the fraction jerks, I had two other horny bastards of friends who used to tally up how many times they've done it and I saw half ones and asked them and he said that it's half when he doesn't finish.
DaveZeroZero
09/06/08, 12:31 PM
but then you could go for two seconds a hundred times in a day, not finish, and count it as 100 faps - it's clearly a flawed scoring system.
thesafeword
09/06/08, 12:34 PM
I know, that's what I told them, plus you'll get blue balls.
HelpMeSleep
09/06/08, 12:55 PM
maybe one would get bored after a few seconds and decide they were 14% done?
oh duh. yeah, that's happened to me.
DaveZeroZero
09/06/08, 12:57 PM
oh duh. yeah, that's happened to me.
same, though I got 21% done.
HelpMeSleep
09/06/08, 12:59 PM
same, though I got 21% done.
math's not my greatest skill unless it comes to shopping so I don't really have an exact percentage. but basically the same thing.
DaveZeroZero
09/06/08, 12:59 PM
I can't believe you guys still wonder why loads of people don't frequent PL anymore.
because I've lost my death-grip on it, that's why.
DaveZeroZero
09/06/08, 12:59 PM
math's not my greatest skill unless it comes to shopping so I don't really have an exact percentage. but basically the same thing.
Oh. I was joking.
HelpMeSleep
09/06/08, 01:06 PM
Oh. I was joking.
so was I.
DaveZeroZero
09/06/08, 01:15 PM
so was I.
pshh, yeah right ;-)
HelpMeSleep
09/06/08, 01:16 PM
pshh, yeah right ;-)
well, half joking anyway.
bigblue2015
09/07/08, 12:57 AM
-6
swt_catastrophe
09/07/08, 01:02 AM
-6
-6, huh? that is quite the record.
fadedmemories
09/07/08, 01:06 AM
-6 is awesome
thesafeword
09/07/08, 01:27 AM
0. My chastity belt won't let me.
swt_catastrophe
09/07/08, 01:31 AM
0. My chastity belt won't let me.
why do i not believe you?
thesafeword
09/07/08, 01:38 AM
Because I'm lying.
Yoakinawa
09/09/08, 04:14 PM
Since I am not a man, I have "jerked" zero times in one day, however I have taken "me time" probably 13 times is my max. Ahh, those were the good old days.
bigblue2015
09/09/08, 04:17 PM
Since I am not a man, I have "jerked" zero times in one day, however I have taken "me time" probably 13 times is my max. Ahh, those were the good old days.
Oh wow.
anamericangod
09/09/08, 04:21 PM
Since I am not a man, I have "jerked" zero times in one day, however I have taken "me time" probably 13 times is my max. Ahh, those were the good old days.
http://panthermodem.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/i-want-to-believe.jpg
Yoakinawa
09/09/08, 04:24 PM
http://panthermodem.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/i-want-to-believe.jpg
It's usually 3 or 4 times in a row... so its not difficult to fathom. Doesn't take up my whole day. Promise. I'm quick with my trigger finger.
lightcollapse
09/09/08, 04:30 PM
Since I am not a man, I have "jerked" zero times in one day, however I have taken "me time" probably 13 times is my max. Ahh, those were the good old days.
This is the definition of "pics or it didn't happen".
bigblue2015
09/09/08, 04:36 PM
This is the definition of "pics or it didn't happen".
qft.
Smash Adams
09/09/08, 04:37 PM
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress. com/2007/03/its-a-trap.jpg
swt_catastrophe
09/09/08, 04:40 PM
Since I am not a man, I have "jerked" zero times in one day, however I have taken "me time" probably 13 times is my max. Ahh, those were the good old days.
It's usually 3 or 4 times in a row... so its not difficult to fathom. Doesn't take up my whole day. Promise. I'm quick with my trigger finger.
one.. that's awesome- "me time". nice euphemism.
two.. i lol'd
bigblue2015
09/09/08, 04:41 PM
The cake is a lie.
It must have been a circle jerk.
*ba dum pish*
Hahahaha. Well done.
screamoutmyname
09/09/08, 05:42 PM
masturbathon, eh?
Willy McFurgle
09/09/08, 07:48 PM
Probably 2 or 3 times when i was younger
wewascontenders
09/09/08, 07:50 PM
21,934
marchofmarty
09/09/08, 07:51 PM
I thought that was the breaking news chick at first
ascitiesburn101
09/09/08, 07:54 PM
around four on maybe the first day i...could do so.
DaveZeroZero
09/10/08, 05:49 AM
fapfapfapfapfap
4 times i guess , that was a good day;-)
chronomic
09/10/08, 09:40 AM
21,934
21,935
bitch.
dysorexia
09/11/08, 09:55 AM
SEVENTY TIMES SEVEN. yeah I said it.
DaveZeroZero
09/11/08, 10:33 AM
SEVENTY TIMES SEVEN. yeah I said it.
<3 brand new
OdeToTheSun
09/11/08, 11:07 AM
5, I think.
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