Moms are Cool

[popdisaster00]

let's hear it for the moms. moms rock.

[Shellular]

ehh, mine doesn't rock so much.

[PunkDrums182]

i like my mom.

[Tristan Needler]

i like my mom.
me too

[Tristan Needler]

...meaning i like my mom, not yours

[FalloutGuy]

I like MILFs. MILFs rock! ;)

[Tristan Needler]

not that i dislike your mom, im sure shes a very cool lady, ive just never met her so i cant tell either way

[MaybeOneDay]

I like MILFs. MILFs rock! ;)
This is true.

[selftitled85]

my mom is cool. i also like milfs. milfs are amazing. anyone here ever watch milf hunter?

[SC0926]

my moms cool. shes even better now that i dont live with her. We get along so much better!

[FalloutGuy]

The MILF Hunter is one of the greatest things the internet has to offer.

[PunkDrums182]

...meaning i like my mom, not yours
hahah at first i was like is he making a mom joke or what?

[Tristan Needler]

hahah at first i was like is he making a mom joke or what?
haha yeah, i decided i'd better clarify

[popdisaster00]

my mom is cool. i also like milfs. milfs are amazing. anyone here ever watch milf hunter?

haha i remember reading a story somewhere where a guy found like his dads girlfirend on there...and blackmailed her about it...hilarious

milfs are cool

dont you love cool moms? its always the moms who are like secretly your friend when your dad is being a jackass.

[MaybeOneDay]

The MILF Hunter is one of the greatest things the internet has to offer.
You never fail to speak the truth.

[FalloutGuy]

You never fail to speak the truth.
nice to know someone realizes this ;)

[popdisaster00]

nice to know someone realizes this ;)

dude....we should be posting haha

[mirtizzle]

my moms cool. shes even better now that i dont live with her. We get along so much better!

haha, same here. we're great as long as we're not actually living in the same house

[FallingOut]

I dont know what I would do without my mom.

[SilverStar89]

My mom has her moments. She's pretty cool most of the time. We get along decently I'd say.

[still]

i fukin haat my mom she wuldn't let me go to the hanson concert ugh god shes suhc a bithc

[Louise Heng]

My mum is awesome. I have no idea how she handles what I throw at her sometimes...

[JoshCool7717]

My mom is radical. Tut tut.

[Bishop]

I love my mom, but sometimes I want to rip her head off.

Actually I'm thinking about making a Mother's day mix for her once it rolls by.

[mondeoman]

I love my mom, but sometimes I want to rip her head off.

Actually I'm thinking about making a Mother's day mix for her once it rolls by.
haha this made me laugh. "once it rolls by", I know you didn't mean it but after you said, "I want to rip her head off", haha

[mondeoman]

My mom is really cool, which in turn means sometimes my friends like her more than they like me. :(

[Bishop]

haha this made me laugh. "once it rolls by", I know you didn't mean it but after you said, "I want to rip her head off", haha

Haha, we have a love-hate relationship, mostly love but damn we can yell with the best of them.

[mondeoman]

Haha, we have a love-hate relationship, mostly love but damn we can yell with the best of them.
Yeah I think that's with a lot of people. I know I treat my mom like shit but I love her so much.

[Coronary Parasite]

let's hear it for the moms. moms rock.
yey for my mom :)

and all the other cool moms, and for that matter, all the cool dads

[venus/bacchus]

aren't all momma's the same?

[Tanooki Suit]

not baby's momma's mommas

[The Bled 13]

You're mother sucks at sucking dick.

[The Bled 13]

Fine, tell her I will pay.

[Coronary Parasite]

Regradless of her sucking dick abilities you still owe her $35.
haha why is every thread like this now?

[The Bled 13]

Because all of our Mom's are whores. I bet you're mom gets around, just ask a few people on the forum - I'm sure they have had a taste.

[Coronary Parasite]

Because all of our Mom's are whores. I bet you're mom gets around, just ask a few people on the forum - I'm sure they have had a taste.
haha no, not my mom, but my cousin, that's a different story, i think everyone here has had her

[FalloutGuy]

Regradless of her sucking dick abilities you still owe her $35.
hahahahahahaha nice

[punkpixie]

i like my mom.

I'd go as far as say I love my mum.

[The Bled 13]

You're cousin is a whore?

[Coronary Parasite]

You're cousin is a whore?
haha wow you're late

and yes, yes she is

[The Bled 13]

What's her number?

[Coronary Parasite]

What's her number?
she's 13, and i like you so i don't want you arrested

[The Bled 13]

Fucking gew. A 13 year old whore? What has this world come too?

[Coronary Parasite]

Fucking gew. A 13 year old whore? What has this world come too?
dude, she's FUCKED up

and she steals

[The Bled 13]

Yeah, stealing is not cool.

[KarolaBloch]

my mom is alright.. i can't complain i guess.

but my girlfriends mom is the coolest! she is very good to me.

[The Bled 13]

You're Mom is hot dude.

[xmicandmoshpitx]

my mom is awesome. she's a cool lady and is an amazing cook. yummm.....

[allelish]

Tell yo' mama to stop changing her lipstick, my dicks starting to look like a rainbow.




I'm truly sorry for lowering the tone, but i couldn't resist. I genuinely can't believe there has been a whole thread on mothers and the "yo moma" jokes have been few and far between.

[The Bled 13]

Hahahahahaha. Yo mama jokes are awesome. YO MAMA!

[*blackrainbow*]

MUms where wud we b without em???????????????????????????

[richter915]

I'd kill for my mother.