stupidest thing I've done in awhile

[HelpMeSleep]

so I just woke up and my sister comes up to my room and gives me my keys and tells me some random guy just gave them to her. he said they were in the front door. so I came home last night really tired and unlocked the door and forgot my keys. so basically all night anyone could have came in through my front door (although the alarm would have gone off) or stolen my car.

anyone ever done this or anything as stupid?

[biodegradable]

nope, just you.

[biodegradable]

hahah naw i've actually left my windows down with my camera on the front seat in nashua (city area.) so super lucky nothing got stolen.

[Smash Adams]

I once paid $10 to see white chicks, I think that's even stupider

[sweetforever]

I once paid $10 to see white chicks, I think that's even stupider

:appl:

[tabularasa]

I've often left the keys in the front door. Left my car unlocked. Left my bag in the car and not locked it. Hit self on head with a shovel. Left windows wide open. Left windows wide open with laptop sitting next to it... etc

[sdbrown]

When I'm at school I don't use my car all that much and I once left the window down in the parking garage I park in for almost a week. It's a small town but many homeless people sleep around there and people are in and out all the time, anyone could have taken something.

[chronomic]

i once told a girl i liked her. that was pretty stupid.

[thesafeword]

Idiot.

[The_kok]

A kitten once crossed the street and I didn't run it over. That was pretty stupid

[argg_xo]

my grandma left her keys in the passenger side door and then couldn't figure out where she left them. she took my grandpa's keys and went to my cousin's softball game where someone pointed out they were still in the lock. that's all i got :shrug:

[BroekHosen]

Sadly, I do stupid stuff like this all of the time. I have a really bad memory.

[.invisible ink.]

yeah, i've left keys in the front door a few times in my life, luckily nothing bad ever happened but it still makes you feel like a moron when you realize it.

[Smash Adams]

just an observation: all the people doing stupid things involving cars are women, maybe those misogynistic pigs are right

[mattmatumbo]

stupidest thing i've ever done is lead my roommate on that he can be a director and hate everything that was made by: wes anderson, tim burton or quentin tarantino. stupid stupid stupid.

[MixedwithBlood]

so I just woke up and my sister comes up to my room and gives me my keys and tells me some random guy just gave them to her. he said they were in the front door. so I came home last night really tired and unlocked the door and forgot my keys. so basically all night anyone could have came in through my front door (although the alarm would have gone off) or stolen my car.

anyone ever done this or anything as stupid?


i think whats more stupid if the fact you started a thread with the non-existent word stupidest!

[HelpMeSleep]

i think whats more stupid if the fact you started a thread with the non-existent word stupidest!
except if you look in the dictionary, (http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/stupidest) it actually is a word. it just sounds stupider.

[MixedwithBlood]

except if you look in the dictionary, (http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/stupidest) it actually is a word. it just sounds stupider.

oh fuck me, now I'm the ass. that sucks. congrats sir, you win this time.

[HelpMeSleep]

oh fuck me, now I'm the ass. that sucks. congrats sir, you win this time.
haha. it's all good. I've actually done that to someone on here too. except I'm definitely not a sir. :-)

[MixedwithBlood]

oh fuck me, now I'm the ass. that sucks. congrats sir, you win this time.

p.s. i realize i your a female, and sir would not make much sense. that's the stupidest thing i've done all morning besides quoting myself.

[HelpMeSleep]

p.s. i realize i your a female, and sir would not make much sense. that's the stupidest thing i've done all morning besides quoting myself.
haha it's cool. as long as it was stupid and not intentional. and quoting yourself could be cool. start a self-quoting trend. I think I've done it on accident anyway and then deleted it and it still showed up in the who quoted me thing.

[MixedwithBlood]

haha it's cool. as long as it was stupid and not intentional. and quoting yourself could be cool. start a self-quoting trend. I think I've done it on accident anyway and then deleted it and it still showed up in the who quoted me thing.

dude, that would be sweet. i think i should make that happen. i would get so much shit from everyone though. i think I'm game.

[HelpMeSleep]

dude, that would be sweet. i think i should make that happen. i would get so much shit from everyone though. i think I'm game.
hahaha. I'll back you up.

[MixedwithBlood]

hahaha. I'll back you up.

http://www.absolutepunk.net/showthread.php?p=19638561#post19638 561


it begins..although, ill be gone shortly. lol

[DaveZeroZero]

p.s. i realize i your a female, and sir would not make much sense. that's the stupidest thing i've done all morning besides quoting myself.
*you're

now THAT's the stupidest thing you've done today.

[HelpMeSleep]

*you're

now THAT's the stupidest thing you've done today.
I considered pointing that out but thought I'd let it go.

[DaveZeroZero]

I considered pointing that out but thought I'd let it go.
and leave it for me? That's sweet, I appreciate it :sneakkiss:

[HelpMeSleep]

and leave it for me? That's sweet, I appreciate it :sneakkiss:
that was exactly my thinking. glad you appreciate it. :hug:

[chronomic]

the way those smileys "walk" is so fucking cute. its like they scoot

[bigblue2015]

I believe reading this thread was the stupidest thing I've done all day.

Nah jk. I actually drove the wrong way on a one-way street coming back from a Motion City show tonight.

[HelpMeSleep]

the way those smileys "walk" is so fucking cute. its like they scoot
haha. they really are cute. it's kind of hard not to feel at least a little bit happy when you see them.

I believe reading this thread was the stupidest thing I've done all day.

Nah jk. I actually drove the wrong way on a one-way street coming back from a Motion City show tonight.
lol don't be mean. :-p

wrong way down a one-way street is pretty lame. were we sober at the time? and I'm jealous you saw Motion City. I really want to see them again.

[spansen]

nope.

[bigblue2015]

haha. they really are cute. it's kind of hard not to feel at least a little bit happy when you see them.


lol don't be mean. :-p

wrong way down a one-way street is pretty lame. were we sober at the time? and I'm jealous you saw Motion City. I really want to see them again.


Haha yeah I was actually sober, surprisingly.

[HelpMeSleep]

Haha yeah I was actually sober, surprisingly.
haha. not goood. one way streets suck and are confusing anyway. particularly in the city. how was MCS?

[bigblue2015]

haha. not goood. one way streets suck and are confusing anyway. particularly in the city. how was MCS?

They were really good, as they usually are. It kind of sucked though because I had tickets to see them in Atlantic City tonight, but for some reason they canceled that show, so we had to drive in a hurricane to Allentown, PA last night.

[Maxwell]

http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i270/kristianmaxwell/urgh.jpg

Her. Urgh.

[mps]

hahaha kris....the fatty has big jugs though

[swt_catastrophe]

http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i270/kristianmaxwell/urgh.jpg

Her. Urgh.
wtf is that!

[Maxwell]

wtf is that!

the stupidest thing ive done in a while!!

[morgz]

the stupidest thing ive done in a while!!


LOL wtf

[burntheaction]

hahaha kris....the fatty has big jugs though
she's not fat?! it's just a really unflattering dress

[swt_catastrophe]

the stupidest thing ive done in a while!!
so you like sleeping with drunk girls, hm?
actually, that girl looks passed out..
that's a weird fetish

[Maxwell]

so you like sleeping with drunk girls, hm?
actually, that girl looks passed out..
that's a weird fetish

Haha i just went on her facebook and got a really bad picture of her and posted it on here.

[swt_catastrophe]

Haha i just went on her facebook and got a really bad picture of her and posted it on here.
oh, facestalking. so much fun.
and this is why you don't give out your last name to just anyone.

[Maxwell]

oh, facestalking. so much fun.
and this is why you don't give out your last name to just anyone.

True. So what did you say your last name was?

[swt_catastrophe]

True. So what did you say your last name was?
****

aren't we friends?

[Maxwell]

****

aren't we friends?

Well, yeah, but not on Facebook.

[HelpMeSleep]

They were really good, as they usually are. It kind of sucked though because I had tickets to see them in Atlantic City tonight, but for some reason they canceled that show, so we had to drive in a hurricane to Allentown, PA last night.
that sucks that they cancelled. did they say why? I didn't even know you could drive in a hurricane!

the stupidest thing ive done in a while!!
hahaha lovely.

she's not fat?! it's just a really unflattering dress
I agree.

Haha i just went on her facebook and got a really bad picture of her and posted it on here.
she should untag herself from that one.

[ReadyForAction]

I believe reading this thread was the stupidest thing I've done all day.

Nah jk. I actually drove the wrong way on a one-way street coming back from a Motion City show tonight.

Down in south miami there's multi-lane one way roads, which I had no clue existed until some stranger gave me the finger for going the wrong way

[Willy McFurgle]

I left my house keys one night at my job when i worked at an arcade after i closed up at the mall in my home town. Drove to my buddies place after work and hung out, then went home and realized i forgot my house keys. So i found a way to get into my house through the back door, unfortunately, the neighbor just saw a shadowy figure sneaking around the house trying to get in a called the cops on me.

[bigblue2015]

that sucks that they cancelled. did they say why? I didn't even know you could drive in a hurricane!


hahaha lovely.


I agree.


she should untag herself from that one.


Yeahhh, my car is made to drive through hurricanes. You might be surprised to know that it's quite the chick magnet. Girls love rain and strong winds.

[remedyeli]

the stupidest thing that I'm going to do is hopefully taking place tomorrow.

When I clock out from work, I'm going to jump off a 10 foot ladder into a pile of 11,000 clothes hangers (yes, really that many). I'm going to youtube it if I can get someone to record it.

[bigblue2015]

the stupidest thing that I'm going to do is hopefully taking place tomorrow.

When I clock out from work, I'm going to jump off a 10 foot ladder into a pile of 11,000 clothes hangers (yes, really that many). I'm going to youtube it if I can get someone to record it.

Haha wow, so many questions.

1) Where did you get 11,000 clothes hangers?
2) Why?

[katekate]

once i went to the shops. came back couldnt find my keys then realised they were still in my ignition with the front door unlocked..

[remedyeli]

Haha wow, so many questions.

1) Where did you get 11,000 clothes hangers?
2) Why?

1. The whole store has about 34,000. The 11K is what is in the back just thrown in a huge pile. That's what my manager told me. The building that the store is in now used to be a Wal-mart, so I'm sure you can get the idea of a clothing store of that size.
2. Well while throwing hangers in the stack, me and a co-worker thought it would be fun to jump in it, so we did it without the ladder. It was fun. So for the video I'm going to say "My name is Eli, and this is what I do" and then jump. Once I upload the video, I'm going to put it on my myspace.

[swt_catastrophe]

Yeahhh, my car is made to drive through hurricanes. You might be surprised to know that it's quite the chick magnet. Girls love rain and strong winds.
this is quite true.
at least for me, anyways.

[HelpMeSleep]

Yeahhh, my car is made to drive through hurricanes. You might be surprised to know that it's quite the chick magnet. Girls love rain and strong winds.
chick magnet, huh? so what kind of car is it?

1. The whole store has about 34,000. The 11K is what is in the back just thrown in a huge pile. That's what my manager told me. The building that the store is in now used to be a Wal-mart, so I'm sure you can get the idea of a clothing store of that size.
2. Well while throwing hangers in the stack, me and a co-worker thought it would be fun to jump in it, so we did it without the ladder. It was fun. So for the video I'm going to say "My name is Eli, and this is what I do" and then jump. Once I upload the video, I'm going to put it on my myspace.
that's awesome. you should post it on here too.

[remedyeli]

that's awesome. you should post it on here too.
Deff

[ReadyForAction]

Another stupid thing I've done is forget to turn my car off before heading inside, luckily all I did was eat lunch so I didnt burn my whole tank up

[iKrazie]

the stupidest thing i've done in a while was joining the navy.......not my thing, i advise you to not do it if you like being your own person hahaha

[kaycey]

tripped and fell...just now....still hurts.

[killyourtv]

I leave my car keys in the door of the car all the time. I don't have power locks. It's usually at the grocery store or something too. C: I'm retarded.

[Klatzke]

Eh, we don't lock the doors to my house. haha.

[firecrackaaa!]

just an observation: all the people doing stupid things involving cars are women, maybe those misogynistic pigs are right

Ianbby, I'm going to punch you.

Eh, we don't lock the doors to my house. haha.

Seriously?

[Klatzke]

Ianbby, I'm going to punch you.



Seriously?
Yeah. Pretty much never. The last time I came home and they were locked was because my parents were on vacation. Otherwise, they wouldn't have been. Even then the windows were unlocked. We've never had a problem, and we've got a massive doberman "just in case" but.. I know it's not a good habit.

[SanePsychotic]

One time I left my wallet at work and had driven halfway home until I realized that I didn't have my liscense on me. That's pretty much the only stupid thing that I can remember. Surely there must be more.

[HelpMeSleep]

One time I left my wallet at work and had driven halfway home until I realized that I didn't have my liscense on me. That's pretty much the only stupid thing that I can remember. Surely there must be more.
haha. I did that last week. I'd gone to a show the night before and I'd taken my license, credit/debit cards and cash out of my wallet and put them in my pocket. the next day I left for work in the afternoon and stopped to get something to eat since I hadn't eaten all day, only to realize I didn't have anything to pay with or my driver's license.

[firecrackaaa!]

Yeah. Pretty much never. The last time I came home and they were locked was because my parents were on vacation. Otherwise, they wouldn't have been. Even then the windows were unlocked. We've never had a problem, and we've got a massive doberman "just in case" but.. I know it's not a good habit.

I would never do that, hahaha. That would be a horrid thing to do in California.

[Klatzke]

Ohio here. Most boring state ever?

[firecrackaaa!]

:shrug: I've never been there.

[Klatzke]

:shrug: I've never been there.
Very boring. Less boring than Indiana, If you can belive it. But that only makes it esecond to most boring.

[updownleftright]

so I just woke up and my sister comes up to my room and gives me my keys and tells me some random guy just gave them to her. he said they were in the front door. so I came home last night really tired and unlocked the door and forgot my keys. so basically all night anyone could have came in through my front door (although the alarm would have gone off) or stolen my car.

anyone ever done this or anything as stupid?
i've done this before, on campus. i don't know how i got that lucky to not have had anything stolen..

earlier this week i lost my advisement papers to sign up for classes. after searching for a good hour i gave up. the next day i looked in the exact same spot i had looked 223432x previously before and i found them. i felt about as smart as an infant.

[firecrackaaa!]

Very boring. Less boring than Indiana, If you can belive it. But that only makes it esecond to most boring.

I might go to Indiana in the next few years.

[Heart-A-Tact]

There was a kid in one of my classes who left his MacBook in his car seat, with the windows rolled down, while he went to do his grocery shopping at CostCo. He came back, and his MacBook was gone.

To this day, he still does not understand why what happened happened.

[firecrackaaa!]

There was a kid in one of my classes who left his MacBook in his car seat, with the windows rolled down, while he went to do his grocery shopping at CostCo. He came back, and his MacBook was gone.

To this day, he still does not understand why what happened happened.

"A kid", huh? ;-)

[Heart-A-Tact]

"A kid", huh? ;-)

Ha, you know it's not me. I'm not that stupid.

[firecrackaaa!]

Ha, you know it's not me. I'm not that stupid.

Ugh, I know. I was just fucking with you and you made it not fun. Thanks.

:-(

[DaveZeroZero]

Ugh, I know. I was just fucking with you and you made it not fun. Thanks.

:-(
You can fuck with me ;-)

[Heart-A-Tact]

Ugh, I know. I was just fucking with you and you made it not fun. Thanks.

:-(

Ahaha. I'm sorry.

[firecrackaaa!]

You can fuck me ;-)

Fixed ;-)

Ahaha. I'm sorry.

I bet you are. Jerk.

[DaveZeroZero]

Fixed ;-)



I bet you are. Jerk.
Good, because that's what I was getting at :slutkiss:

[firecrackaaa!]

Good, because that's what I was getting at :slutkiss:

Of course you were. SKT<3

[DaveZeroZero]

Of course you were. SKT<3
It'll be so good, yo.

[firecrackaaa!]

It'll be so good, yo.

If it's not, I'm holding you responsible.

[Klatzke]

I might go to Indiana in the next few years.
Most boring state I've ever been in.. and it's pretty hard to beat out this area of Ohio.

[DaveZeroZero]

If it's not, I'm holding you responsible.
Anything I say can and will be held against me.

breasts.

[firecrackaaa!]

Most boring state I've ever been in.. and it's pretty hard to beat out this area of Ohio.

I'm pretty excited :shrug:

Anything I say can and will be held against me.

breasts.

I found this extremely clever.

And :nod:

[Klatzke]

I'm pretty excited :shrug:



I found this extremely clever.

And :nod:
Haha. What city are you moving to?

I'm sure Indianapolis or any of their other large cities is fine, but like 90% of the state is just your normal Midwest farmland.

[Indoor Living]

I once left my car door open when I went to a movie.

[Heart-A-Tact]

I once left my car door open when I went to a movie.

Hahaha.. I'm sorry. This just made me laugh.

[Indoor Living]

Hahaha.. I'm sorry. This just made me laugh.

yeah. I know. It's pathetic.

[imahoodlum]

I once left my car door open when I went to a movie.

I've done that too. It wasn't wide open but someone could have of easily seen it wasn't closed all the way and stolen something. To make things even worse, it was my friend's car. I felt awful when I realized I had left the door open.

[Heart-A-Tact]

yeah. I know. It's pathetic.

I can just imagine myself in that position, totally panicking when I came back outside to see that my car's door was open. Ahaha.

[Laur3l]

wouldn't the battery die?

[Klatzke]

wouldn't the battery die?
Not for just a 2 hour movie.

[Indoor Living]

I've done that too. It wasn't wide open but someone could have of easily seen it wasn't closed all the way and stolen something. To make things even worse, it was my friend's car. I felt awful when I realized I had left the door open.

Yeah, mine? Wide open. The whole time. How do I forget to shut the car door. Haha. Seriously.

[Indoor Living]

I can just imagine myself in that position, totally panicking when I came back outside to see that my car's door was open. Ahaha.


I did! I freaked out, thinking someone did it when we were in there.

[caress me down]

the stupidest thing i've done recently is throw a lot of shit at the roof of my brother's frat. not that stupid, but people have to clean it up and i felt bad at the time. but apparently they do it a lot, so i don't feel that bad really

[firecrackaaa!]

Haha. What city are you moving to?

I'm sure Indianapolis or any of their other large cities is fine, but like 90% of the state is just your normal Midwest farmland.

Oh, no no no. I'm not moving. Just visiting, haha.

[argg_xo]

BUMP.

because i kept telling myself to not fall in the snow today. and what happened as soon as i walked out of subway? BAM! i busted my ass in the parking lot. now i have to huge bruises on my butt :-(

[kianacarly]

I left the window in my room open a little bit and forgot to close it. Then I was on the computer in another room and heard a noise, and it was a guy trying to climb through my window. Apparently he had accidentally locked himself out of his apartment and thought my window was his. Scariest thing of my life.

[Uzumaki]

The stupidest thing I've done lately was last night. I was freezing and I slept with like 6 blankets, and it wasn't until the next morning that I realized the air conditioner was accidentally on. Oops.

[Kirsty.com]

Not that stupid(:
I said i was ok with my best guy friend going out with this girl, BIGGIEST MISTAKE EVER. I think i like him now :/ LOL.

[Kozzy333]

Not that stupid(:
I said i was ok with my best guy friend going out with this girl, BIGGIEST MISTAKE EVER. I think i like him now :/ LOL.

I think the stupidest thing your best guy friend has done is asking someone permission to go out with a girl.

[envi]

I don't have a license. I have an 100 dollar car.

Last Saturday (?) night, I decided I wanted to buy CDs. The best CD place is on the other side of town. I drive my car to the gas station which is a block from my house, fill him up, and then pull over so he can heat up and therefore won't stall which he does if you don't wait. So, I'm sitting, frown, and realize that my headlights aren't working.

Instead of driving back home, I decide I still want to get my CDs. On a Saturday night. Without headlights, dashboard lights, or interior lights. And without a license.

I'm probably the luckiest person alive. (Especially since I ran a red on my way home since I was so worried about getting home quickly).

[tellmycaster]

Did a B&E

[BlueFlame]

anyone ever done this or anything as stupid?
I've done it before...
Except my boyfriend was doing some amazing things with his hands, and I totally forgot about the keys... That's my excuse.

[robat19]

Did a B&E

You're so cool man, you key cars and do B&E's. I hope you feel like a badass.

[xfantabulousx]

I've driven the same car since I started driving, and didn't know until last night how to use the windshield defroster. I spent an hour trying to melt the ice off my windshield without it on, only to have my dad come out, turn it on, and laugh at me when all the ice melted in 10 minutes.

[caress me down]

In 8th grade I texted friend A about how friend B is a huge bitch, but accidentally sent it to friend B.

And a couple of weeks ago at a dance show, I was in the changing room and the door started to open. Thinking it was one of my friends I screamed "GET THE HELL OUT", but it was actually a group of five year old girls from my studio coming in to wish us good luck.

[spansen]

why do the new kids always bump the old threads?

[Klatzke]

why do the new kids always bump the old threads?
It makes us feeeel alive!

Assuming I'm still a youngin'

[caress me down]

why do the new kids always bump the old threads?
Not sure if I'm a new kid or not?
I love revisiting old threads

[spansen]

it was bumped by tellmycaster, not you two.

[HelpMeSleep]

In 8th grade I texted friend A about how friend B is a huge bitch, but accidentally sent it to friend B.
I've totally done this except I accidentally texted my mom saying what a huge bitch she was.

[CheckeredFloors]

Took my brand spankin' new Blackberry through a walk through shower thing at a festival.
Stayed there longer than I thought I would, phone got wet, phone short-circuited, $400 was wasted.

Sick anecdote bro