I just got a mannequin

[remedyeli]

So I work at a clothing store that is about to shut down, and I asked if I could take home a mannequin. My boss had no problem with it. I even put it in the passenger seat on the way home and put a seat belt over it.

Does anyone else own a mannequin just hanging around in their room?

[SSLYBY]

Is your name Jack?

[anamericangod]

Take pictures with it around various GA landmarks.

[thesafeword]

Is your name Jack?
That was probably the worst joke I've seen since Lost in the whatever of Seperation.

[Kid B]

I wish I had a mannequin

[remedyeli]

Is your name Jack?

I wish
I should name it Jack

yes it's a he =/
But I'm going to take home a girl mannequin tomorrow along with the arms and legs and stuff.

Take pictures with it around various GA landmarks.

I might just do that.
Any ideas? I'm thinking the James Brown Statue.

I have decided that when I don't have friends in the car that I'm going to put it next to me with a seat belt on and everything. Possibly pretend I'm talking to it and laughing at stop lights and such.

[thesafeword]

I wish
I should name it Jack

yes it's a he =/
But I'm going to take home a girl mannequin tomorrow along with the arms and legs and stuff.
Make them have mannequin sex, awkward mannequin sex.

[remedyeli]

Make them have mannequin sex, awkward mannequin sex.

Oh God, I remember having to undress them when the store was open and people just kept staring at me.

[argg_xo]

my friend has mannequin heads that she practices doing haircuts on. i curled one's hair and named it Amazing Grace.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

I wish
I should name it Jack

yes it's a he =/
But I'm going to take home a girl mannequin tomorrow along with the arms and legs and stuff.



I might just do that.
Any ideas? I'm thinking the James Brown Statue.

I have decided that when I don't have friends in the car that I'm going to put it next to me with a seat belt on and everything. Possibly pretend I'm talking to it and laughing at stop lights and such.

hahahahaha, I don't know why I find that hilarious.

[4N6 science]

my friend has mannequin heads that she practices doing haircuts on. i curled one's hair and named it Amazing Grace.

Mannequins are hawt.

hahahahaha, I don't know why I find that hilarious.

hello nikki

[argg_xo]

Mannequins are hawt.


drunken voicemails are hawt.

[4N6 science]

drunken voicemails are hawt.

I'm not drunk right now. I'm still waiting for mine.

[argg_xo]

I'm not drunk right now. I'm still waiting for mine.
i'm not drunk either. so you'll have to wait i suppose.

[4N6 science]

i'm not drunk either. so you'll have to wait i suppose.

I know everynight I wait by the phone maybe to get a call from ChelseaAP.

[argg_xo]

I know everynight I wait by the phone maybe to get a call from ChelseaAP.
hahaha. you told me the same thing in your voicemail and that you long for the day i call you drunk and that blowjobs are a million times better than betsey johnson. i'm gonna put you in my phone as booberry.

[Miss Heartcore]

Put a necklace on it, maybe it'll come to life in the form of a supermodel.

[anamericangod]

Put a necklace on it, maybe it'll come to life in the form of a supermodel.

Why is the man in your avatar licking a dead woman.

[4N6 science]

hahaha. you told me the same thing in your voicemail and that you long for the day i call you drunk and that blowjobs are a million times better than betsey johnson. i'm gonna put you in my phone as booberry.


haha. yeah I did say that. Blowjobs are a million times better than a purse. Please admit that?


I AM BOOBERRY!

[Miss Heartcore]

Why is the man in your avatar licking a dead woman.
M-(

[remedyeli]

hahahahaha, I don't know why I find that hilarious.

which part?

[argg_xo]

haha. yeah I did say that. Blowjobs are a million times better than a purse. Please admit that?


I AM BOOBERRY!
i refuse to admit that.

[anamericangod]

M-(

Honest question!

[4N6 science]

i refuse to admit that.

that means you know its true...lol

[argg_xo]

that means you know its true...lol
wrong.

[swt_catastrophe]

great excuse for the carpool lane.

[anamericangod]

I wish
I should name it Jack

yes it's a he =/
But I'm going to take home a girl mannequin tomorrow along with the arms and legs and stuff.



I might just do that.
Any ideas? I'm thinking the James Brown Statue.

I have decided that when I don't have friends in the car that I'm going to put it next to me with a seat belt on and everything. Possibly pretend I'm talking to it and laughing at stop lights and such.

Underground Atlanta

[Miss Heartcore]

Honest question!
It's my favorite on-screen kiss you dope.

http://i33.tinypic.com/23w6wza.jpg
http://i35.tinypic.com/2r6zbpd.jpg
http://i34.tinypic.com/25j8fhy.jpg
http://i33.tinypic.com/20pewb5.jpg

[ikikwe]

Does any one remember that commercial where the guy stole the pants from the mannequin and the mannequin stalked him? That was some fucked up shit.

[Miss Heartcore]

great excuse for the carpool lane.
:nod: ahaha

[anamericangod]

It's my favorite on-screen kiss you dope.

http://i33.tinypic.com/23w6wza.jpg
http://i35.tinypic.com/2r6zbpd.jpg
http://i34.tinypic.com/25j8fhy.jpg
http://i33.tinypic.com/20pewb5.jpg

Ohhh, the paint raping scene from 10 Things. There's definitely better.

[anamericangod]

http://img120.imageshack.us/img120/7683/traprq0.png

[SSLYBY]

Does any one remember that commercial where the guy stole the pants from the mannequin and the mannequin stalked him? That was some fucked up shit.

Wasn't it Levi's

[Miss Heartcore]

Ohhh, the paint raping scene from 10 Things. There's definitely better.
Paint raping? Not quite. Best part is when he throws the goggles in the air right before he kisses her.

What's YOUR scene that's so wonderful?

[anamericangod]

Paint raping? Not quite. Best part is when he throws the goggles in the air right before he kisses her.

What's YOUR scene that's so wonderful?

There's a really great scene in Jenna Haze & Naomi: Battle of the Sluts.

[4N6 science]

wrong.

alright fine...

[swt_catastrophe]

Wasn't it Levi's

yeah.

most of their commercials are so sexual.
i saw one the other day, pretty much promoting one-night stands

[argg_xo]

alright fine...
you gave up a lot easier than i anticipated.

[Miss Heartcore]

There's a really great scene in Jenna Haze & Naomi: Battle of the Sluts.
Oh right.

[4N6 science]

you gave up a lot easier than i anticipated.

yeah I'm not much into a fighting mood.

[argg_xo]

yeah I'm not much into a fighting mood.
i'm a lover, not a fighter. it's cool.

[4N6 science]

i'm a lover, not a fighter. it's cool.

yeah I go by the same motto.. I'm a lover of the woman, not a fighter.

[squared82]

my roommate bought a mannequin head freshman year. Her name is Gabriella. She has lived in our room for the past 4 years. Somehow it's not creepy.

[argg_xo]

yeah I go by the same motto.. I'm a lover of the woman, not a fighter.
i'm glad you're not a woman fighter.

[4N6 science]

i'm glad you're not a woman fighter.

haha yeah. I hope that keeps my stock high with you. I will never hit you.

[XXKILLXHANNAHXX]

Yes. It's dressed up as a vampire and it's face has been drawn on.

[argg_xo]

haha yeah. I hope that keeps my stock high with you. I will never hit you.
i'll keep that in mind. i think if a guy ever hit me i would go crazy on him and i like how the mannequin thread is now about woman beating.

[4N6 science]

i'll keep that in mind. i think if a guy ever hit me i would go crazy on him and i like how the mannequin thread is now about woman beating.

lol I don't ever want to hear of you going crazy, because I don't know what you're capable of.

[argg_xo]

lol I don't ever want to hear of you going crazy, because I don't know what you're capable of.
it wouldn't be pretty, that's all i can promise.

[4N6 science]

it wouldn't be pretty, that's all i can promise.

you seem like you'd be a scrappy fighter.

[argg_xo]

you seem like you'd be a scrappy fighter.
my little brother has always been bigger than me so i can hold my own.

[remedyeli]

i'll keep that in mind. i think if a guy ever hit me i would go crazy on him and i like how the mannequin thread is now about woman beating.

yeah, I guess it is funny.

I live 10 minutes away from a city where it's legal to beat your wife on Sunday mornings on the steps of the court house. (seriously).

[4N6 science]

my little brother has always been bigger than me so i can hold my own.

i never had anyone to fight with..

[argg_xo]

yeah, I guess it is funny.

I live 10 minutes away from a city where it's legal to beat your wife on Sunday mornings on the steps of the court house. (seriously).
have you ever witnessed that?
i never had anyone to fight with..
sorry booberry :shrug:

[percussionguita]

Having a mannequin must be badass. So many hilarious things you could do with it in public and youtube it of course.

[remedyeli]

have you ever witnessed that?

sorry booberry :shrug:

I only been there like 3 times in my whole life.
It's extremely old fashioned and has a population under 5,000 (really southern).
But I never really thought to go there and 'witness' it. But that's what the town is known for.

[argg_xo]

I only been there like 3 times in my whole life.
It's extremely old fashioned and has a population under 5,000 (really southern).
But I never really thought to go there and 'witness' it. But that's what the town is known for.
oh, well for some reason i just pictured men taking their wives out on the court steps to beat them every sunday morning. i didn't think it really happened.

[thesafeword]

Having a mannequin must be badass. So many hilarious things you could do with it in public and youtube it of course.
Since when did YouTube become a verb?

[percussionguita]

Since when did YouTube become a verb?

Jim Gaffigan joke in My Boys. "I should start making nouns into verbs. I'm gonna sandwich while I sofa over here for a while."

[swt_catastrophe]

Since when did YouTube become a verb?
seriously? i hear people say that all the time.
especially at concerts, if someone's shooting a video

[anamericangod]

Since when did YouTube become a verb?

A long time ago.

[thesafeword]

A long time ago.
Whatever, I've got to go YouTube my dog and then YouTube down to the store before it gets too busy.

[percussionguita]

It's similar to saying "Let's google it." but instead of searching for something you are going to shoot a video and upload it on a very popular site.

[thesafeword]

Or you could say "and put it on YouTube"

[anamericangod]

Whatever, I've got to go YouTube my dog and then YouTube down to the store before it gets too busy.

Just because it is a verb does not mean it makes sense in place of any verb. Obviously.

[thesafeword]

Just because it is a verb does not mean it makes sense in place of any verb. Obviously.
I was kidding.

[anamericangod]

I was kidding.

I was Youtubing.

[remedyeli]

Shit, nobody can stay on one topic in this thread.
So far we have covered Mannequins, beating wives, verbs, youtube, ect.

[thesafeword]

I was Youtubing.
Touché.

[anamericangod]

Shit, nobody can stay on one topic in this thread.
So far we have covered Mannequins, beating wives, verbs, youtube, ect.

These are a few of my favorite thingsssssssss.

[Yellow]

Does anyone else own a mannequin just hanging around in their room?

Yes.

I like fashion and I have a dress form so I can make my own clothes.

What was the name of the clothing store you worked at?

[swt_catastrophe]

Does anyone else own a mannequin just hanging around in their room?
no, but my roomie has a mannequin head.
it's pretty creepy.

[.invisible ink.]

speaking of YouTube and mannequins, this was one of the most creepy tv shows on Nickelodeon when I was little (but i don't remember the intro sounding like this for some reason):

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[tomakebelieve]

I had a co-worker from Macys who had several mannequins. She dressed them up in outfits once a week and placed them in different spots in her house.

They were kinda creepy, ngl. I had to go to her place once for a co-workers baby shower and.. Yeah. She had the mannequins in her living room, and they were just odd.

[TheSkyline]

yeah.

most of their commercials are so sexual.
i saw one the other day, pretty much promoting one-night stands

Haha I know, plus there's that one with the teenagers who take their clothes off and jump into the ocean. But it's way more sexual than how I made it sound.

I wore a pair of levi's the other day, and none of this sexual stuff happened to me. I was extremely upset with the company for false marketing.. haha

[remedyeli]

What was the name of the clothing store you worked at?
Steve and Barry's
www.steveandbarrys.com

Their shutting down about 80 stores out of about 200.
And mine just happened to be one of them :(

[thesafeword]

I went in there once and it smelled funny and they had the horse lady on the TV and I just wanted her to shut up. It was an overall bad experience.

[Zachals]

i want a mannequin now
checking ebay...

[.invisible ink.]

I went in there once and it smelled funny and they had the horse lady on the TV and I just wanted her to shut up. It was an overall bad experience.

the horse lady aka Mrs Hands? that sounds scary.

[argg_xo]

i just remembered that there is an old lady that has a little kid mannequin in her front window by my grandpa's house. the lady dresses it for different seasons/occassions. it's really creepy looking.

[thesafeword]

the horse lady aka Mrs Hands? that sounds scary.
No, also known as Sarah Jessica Parker.

[Yellow]

Steve and Barry's
www.steveandbarrys.com (http://www.steveandbarrys.com)

Their shutting down about 80 stores out of about 200.
And mine just happened to be one of them :(

I've never heard of that place.

Do they have nice clothes?

[remedyeli]

I call her horse lady too haha

It's a decent place. All their clothes are $8.98, and they have everything you can think of.

But it's a nice place to work and you can do a lot of crazy shit after it closes for the day.