jail

[Zachals]

ever been there? how do you describe it

[morgz]

i spent 6 months in prison

[spansen]

nope.

[swt_catastrophe]

not yet.
dun dun dun.






















jk.

[checkered.stars]

It's really fun. We have ice cream socials every other Friday, and they make liquid soap now-a-days.

[andrew4045]

i spent 6 months in prison

federal pound me in the ass prison?

[brandnew741]

ever see shawshank redemption?
yeah, kinda like that.

ha i actually don't know.

[argg_xo]

not yet.
dun dun dun.






















jk.
haha. i was going to say the same thing.

[Smash Adams]

you know what the worst thing is? the dementors

also ask my buddy Gerard Way, he'll tell you what they do to guys like us in prison

[ActionActionFan]

Morgan Spurlock went to jail in 30 Days..it looked pretty rough.

[updownleftright]

i spent 6 months in prison
for what?

I was there for one night, just in a holding cell. I felt like I was in a cave though, because the walls were really high and the echo factor was maxed out. I made myself into a one man band. it was almost fun. then i remembered where i was and how much it was going to cost to get out.

[morgz]

for what?

I was there for one night, just in a holding cell. I felt like I was in a cave though, because the walls were really high and the echo factor was maxed out. I made myself into a one man band. it was almost fun. then i remembered where i was and how much it was going to cost to get out.

i was kidding. sorry to disappoint. i don't think id be able to last a day in prison. what were you there for?

[HelpMeSleep]

It's really fun. We have ice cream socials every other Friday, and they make liquid soap now-a-days.
and you obviously get computer privileges. sweet deal.

federal pound me in the ass prison?
I love that movie.

[thesteve9x]

I can't believe nobody said ANAL. That's the first thing I thought of when I read the question.

[HelpMeSleep]

I can't believe nobody said ANAL. That's the first thing I thought of when I read the question.
actually anal is a lot more obvious for this thread than it ever is usually. people are slipping up.

[Smash Adams]

I can't believe nobody said ANAL. That's the first thing I thought of when I read the question.
I alluded to it, anal is so much more fun when it's just implied

[spansen]

actually anal is a lot more obvious for this thread than it ever is usually. people are slipping up.

I alluded to it, anal is so much more fun when it's just implied
we're actually all just sort of tired of it now; well i always thought it was dumb.. but look at the thread called anal.

[HelpMeSleep]

we're actually all just sort of tired of it now; well i always thought it was dumb.. but look at the thread called anal.
I was joking. and I remember that. I've always said I'll never do anal.

[remedyeli]

I spent 17 years in jail.

[billyboatkid]

Being in a holding cell, still drunk really sucks.

They cuff you to a steal poll while you sit on a bench. You just think about life and how fucked it could get and pray for the best.

I never wanna be in that room again.

[CrenshawPunch]

you know what the worst thing is? the dementors

also ask my buddy Gerard Way, he'll tell you what they do to guys like us in prison

Lol. I better not be the only one to get this.

[updownleftright]

i was kidding. sorry to disappoint. i don't think id be able to last a day in prison. what were you there for?
DUI. or as i like to call it, .000001% over the legal limit so i'm still held accountable. I didn't even have a buzz so the whole experience was rather bland.

[HelpMeSleep]

Lol. I better not be the only one to get this.
haha. don't worry, I got it too. hardcore Harry fan here.

actually I got and laughed at both parts of that one. definitely loved MCR too.

[CrenshawPunch]

haha. don't worry, I got it too. hardcore Harry fan here.

actually I got and laughed at both parts of that one. definitely loved MCR too.

you didn't get it. It's from the Office. Thanks for playing though.

[CTMarshall]

you didn't get it. It's from the Office. Thanks for playing though.

I got it. Don't worry. It's when they're talking about Martin's jail time right?

[remedyeli]

I got it too.
I think it was the funniest when the judge said it in the dream.

[CrenshawPunch]

I got it. Don't worry. It's when they're talking about Martin's jail time right?

Yes, thank you.

[HelpMeSleep]

you didn't get it. It's from the Office. Thanks for playing though.
sorry for getting something else and not getting it.

[CrenshawPunch]

sorry for getting something else and not getting it.

Oh no, don't apologize. You just got my hopes up for a second, and then BAM. Crushed. Haha.

[HelpMeSleep]

Oh no, don't apologize. You just got my hopes up for a second, and then BAM. Crushed. Haha.
oh okay lol. I thought it was kind of weird when I read it.. like Harry Potter, dementors... that's not that hard to get. now I know why haha.

[Willy McFurgle]

I went to jail, did some hard time...a whole 3 hours.

[thesafeword]

i was kidding. sorry to disappoint. i don't think id be able to last a day in prison. what were you there for?
I'd fuck you up. That's why prisons are sorted by genders.
I can't believe nobody said ANAL. That's the first thing I thought of when I read the question.
I believe I made a thread about people like you.

[morgz]

I'd fuck you up. That's why prisons are sorted by genders.

I believe I made a thread about people like you.

gee thanks. how kind of you

[Fallinto_rhythm]

Last night, or should I say this morning the guy in the apartment across from me started to pound on my door saying the cops were coming for him. About two minutes later I see flashing red lights and three cop cars. There's Brooklyn for ya.

[thesafeword]

gee thanks. how kind of you
Anything for the girl who used to have spider baby as her avatar and witnessed my beat down of the n00bs/fake accounts in the Under Spinning Lights thread.

[morgz]

Anything for the girl who used to have spider baby as her avatar and witnessed my beat down of the n00bs/fake accounts in the Under Spinning Lights thread.

ahahaha what ever happened to them?

[DannySniper]

Jail was fantastic, like a 5-star hotel.

I would definitely stay there again.

Fun Fact #23: In Australia, 'Jail' is spelt 'Gaol'. Aren't we so silly?

[bigblue2015]

I used a small rock hammer to escape from prison. It took me 19 years. I covered up the hole with posters of Rita Hayworth and Raquel Welch.

[HelpMeSleep]

Jail was fantastic, like a 5-star hotel.

I would definitely stay there again.

Fun Fact #23: In Australia, 'Jail' is spelt 'Gaol'. Aren't we so silly?
haha seriously? that's great. gaol... you Australians are cute :]

[DannySniper]

haha seriously? that's great. gaol... you Australians are cute :]

Aw, shucks.

[HelpMeSleep]

Aw, shucks.
:nod:

[DannySniper]

:nod:

Yer turnin' me mug red.

[HelpMeSleep]

Yer turnin' me mug red.
is that like Australian speak for "you're making me blush" or just Danny speak?

[DannySniper]

is that like Australian speak for "you're making me blush" or just Danny speak?

Correcto Mundo.

It's 'Bogan'.

[HelpMeSleep]

Correcto Mundo.

It's 'Bogan'.
bogan?

lol at this dumb american girl who doesn't know what anything means! :-)

[DannySniper]

bogan?

lol at this dumb american girl who doesn't know what anything means! :-)

I guess we see Bogan's the same way you see Rednecks.

They would be your stereotypical Australian.

Deep down, although some can't bear to admit it, all Australians are Bogans.

[HelpMeSleep]

I guess we see Bogan's the same way you see Rednecks.

They would be your stereotypical Australian.

Deep down, although some can't bear to admit it, all Australians are Bogans.
haha. wait, so basically you're saying all Aussies are rednecks but their own special Australian version?

[DannySniper]

haha. wait, so basically you're saying all Aussies are rednecks but their own special Australian version?

I think so.

But friendly, accepting Rednecks.

Except when it comes to football.

Then we're animals.

[HelpMeSleep]

I think so.

But friendly, accepting Rednecks.

Except when it comes to football.

Then we're animals.
haha I see. football as in soccer or football as in football?

[DannySniper]

haha I see. football as in soccer or football as in football?

As in the National Rugby League.

Or Australian Football League.

i.e. REAL sports.

[HelpMeSleep]

As in the National Rugby League.

Or Australian Football League.

i.e. REAL sports.
I fail at knowing anything there is too know about your country. but I did get Aussie shampoo/conditioner at the store the other day if it's any consolation. :-)

[DannySniper]

I fail at knowing anything there is too know about your country. but I did get Aussie shampoo/conditioner at the store the other day if it's any consolation. :-)

Oh, that's means you're true blue.

[HelpMeSleep]

Oh, that's means you're true blue.
good/bad thing?

[DannySniper]

good/bad thing?

It means you're fairdinkum.

[HelpMeSleep]

It means you're fairdinkum.
I know that one's good, right? :nod:

I've heard that one somewhere... in some movie, book, tv show, etc.

[DannySniper]

I know that one's good, right? :nod:

I've heard that one somewhere... in some movie, book, tv show, etc.

It is good, very good.

[HelpMeSleep]

It is good, very good.
yay! I finally understood some Australian! :celebrate:

[DannySniper]

yay! I finally understood some Australian! :celebrate:

You're learning a second language!

3.

[HelpMeSleep]

You're learning a second language!

3.
:clap: yay for me!

[DannySniper]

:clap: yay for me!

Yay for Australia.

[HelpMeSleep]

yay for being on ap in PL at 5:41 AM.

[jules_x]

It's really fun. We have ice cream socials every other Friday, and they make liquid soap now-a-days.


awesome, so you wont loose it.
yet, it still is easy access whenever a bigbadass guy wants to use you as his boytoy, either with or without lubricants.

[DannySniper]

yay for being on ap in PL at 5:41 AM.

Yay for sex.

[HelpMeSleep]

Yay for sex.
lol at the post above yours.

and yay for anal. jk I hate anal.

[DannySniper]

lol at the post above yours.

and yay for anal. jk I hate anal.

I'm going to start saying '.lanA', just to fuck with life, the universe and everything.

[HelpMeSleep]

I'm going to start saying '.lanA', just to fuck with life, the universe and everything.
at first I looked at that and was like lana wtf and then I got it. it's 6 am. I've gotten 2 1/3 questions done on my geography homework and I'm 0 for 0 on sleep.

[DannySniper]

at first I looked at that and was like lana wtf and then I got it. it's 6 am. I've gotten 2 1/3 questions done on my geography homework and I'm 0 for 0 on sleep.

I'd hug you if I could. That would make it better.

[HelpMeSleep]

I'd hug you if I could. That would make it better.
well, you can.... :hug:

[thesafeword]

ahahaha what ever happened to them?
Even the greatest civilizations fall.

[AP_Punk]

it was ultra lame.

[HelpMeSleep]

it was ultra lame.
and what were you in jail for, Kirbie?

[thesafeword]

For being ultra-lame probably.

[AP_Punk]

and what were you in jail for, Kirbie?

longggg story. sorta.

:-p

[thesafeword]

We've got time.

[HelpMeSleep]

longggg story. sorta.

:-p
I like long stories. or if you don't want to tell the general public you can always PM me. I know you know how to use the PM function. :-p

[AP_Punk]

:blush:

[thesafeword]

Have you been pming her n00dz?

[AP_Punk]

just buck angel material: http://www.buckangel.com/

[HelpMeSleep]

yeah, I'm a really big Buck fan. Kirbie hooks me up. ;-)